ha ha ha ha ha! down at the market. um, ha ha! i know. yeah, actually, i was at the market shopping, doing my sunday morning routine and i went by their booth, and i was looking for the right goat cheese to feature here at grange and basically to become our, you know, true local chee. >> soon after we arrived, chef tuohy came in as a customer and started to purchase our product, and he came for many weeks. probably 3 or 4 or 5 weeks. um, we didn't know who he was. he was just an individual, just another customer. and he was, uh, very complimentary, of course, on our product, and then he introduced himself, uh, who he was and that they were starting the new restaurant downtown. >> sourcing local ingredients has always been at the top of michael's list in terms of planning out his menus at grange, but getting to visit the farm, make his own cheese, and meet the goats behind all of it, well, that was way too much to ignore. and thus a farm friendship was born. >> and so these are the ones that, um, you ordered, that'll go back to the grange w

ha ha ha ha! - give me my passport, rob. - noo! - give it back! that's my passport! - no! you're an idiot! - they're gonna kill me! - [high-pitched laugh] - jesus christ, no! that's--that's my joke, you ass [bleep]! oh, my god! - [laughing] border! captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> june 14, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we've got a hell of a program for you tonight. thank you very much. our guest tonight, the great j.j. abrams will be joining us. or maybe he won't be joining us. maybe he'll be in some sort of purgatory/talk show/in the future-past. (laughter) it's a talk show called "talk sanctum 4,000" oh, really? it sucked. okay. will have will have apparently my ideas suck. by the way, exciting day today. i got a kid in the audience who broke the world record for amount of time with your mom in a car. (cheers and applause) 11 hours together. 11 hours. not only a

ha, ha, go, go, buck shot, kra e crack, crack, crack. hit lights. what you think you are. >> ha, ha, stick broke. in the brushes. in the rushes. put them back on. bufks head in the rushes. put them back on. to big thicket we go, hot we go to hit staggeringly along the frees. crack, a steak broke. we go, go, go, buck shot. we go, go, go. up the road. road kill. staggering bucks. head light rushes. pick up brushes. race broke, screeching. the big thicket we go, buck shot, crack. the road kills. crack e a broke stick. on we go on. [applause] >> omni bus program. and choose to muses are exciting because they bring authors together to read at once. there are times where a special guest has the stage all to themselves. the samurai's garden by gale suckiama has become a high school favorite. her appearance brought out a young crowd. possibly looking for answers to their next english exam. when crediting charls brought house of rain to main teenage the commenttator shown pictures searching for the can bols. the first discovery of a hidden chamber. >> i immediately started for t. climbin

ha ha ha. (cheers and applause) beautiful paxil! is muppet fiscal conserve stichl based on a social science experiment called the marshmallow test. for more, we turn to grover and an unnamed muppet named leather. >> sometimes people do this stuff with kids your age, they say "i'll give you a marshmallow now or if you wait aa little while i'll give you two marshmallows, but only if you wait." >> the marshmallows! >> would it be hard to wait? >> it would be very hard to wait yes. >> stephen: very hard to wait for marshmallows. i feel the same way about grover meat. (laughter) it's good. it's good. now, this experiment was first performed in 12970s to determine a child's self-control and the results were startling. according to the study kids kids who at the age of three displayed the most self-control were far more likely to be healthy and wealthy in their 30s. evidently, your ability to resist eating a marshmallow determines your future success. (laughter) i say it's time to test this theory. i happen to have a bag of marshmallows rig

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >>

anthony weiner who has been embroiled in a scandal that has really angered his democratic colleagues here has forced them to push him to resign. they are getting what they want. they are getting his resignation according to one democratic source i spoke with. how this is going to come out and what exactly anthony weiner is going to say we are working our sources to get that information. the headline we do expect anthony weiner to resign his seat. this is nearly three weeks after he initially sent that lewd tweet and started this whole issue rolling and started this big scandal. for somebody who has had a very promising career in the democratic party and certainly has -- has been in a very, very bad place, according to many democratic sources who have been talking to him the past few

, ha, ha, ha. (laughter) all right, i guess i'll let john king... i don't know why they don't put me in more movies. (laughter) i'll let john king tell you why this debate is different. >> in addition to questions from myself and journalists from our partners, candidates will take questions directly from voteers right here in manchester as well as have from voters at town meetings taking place tonight all across new hampshire. (laughter) >> jon: how the (bleep) is that different? (laughter) you mean like the debate a couple years ago where everyone has questions on youtube? come on. actually, cnn asked for and got some pretty good questions from twitter and facebook. >> lot of good questions. would you have released the bin laden photos? would you support issues... good questions from our viewers there we'll be right back. >> what? no, don't... not right back. norvin a. went to trouble coming up with a question and you're not going ask it? what knocked that question off the table? >> elvis or johnny cash? "dancing with the stars" or american idol. le

he absolutely right russian peace mediator has come to benghazi to try to persuade both sides to. get round the table. has this it because it has much with the opposition leaders and has once again reiterated underlined russia's position and russia's position is pads these conflicts could only be solved by political and diplomatic means let's listen to what he has to say while. we seriously think that. never sold political problems and we said it here very clearly as long as the blood sugar continues but the longer it continues the more difficult it will be to build a national reconciliation process off to the civil war so we are very much in favor of building political bridges so to speak and we are ready to help. the centanni promote together fresh peace mediator who's visited libya earlier has once again reiterated by russia thinks that the african union has to be the major piece mediator in this process back to you. ok maria from north in tripoli for now thank you very much for that update it. mediating a scene nato bombarded in libya russia says it's also determined to prevent foreign intervention in another country in syr

look at the black chick, she never laughs. [ laughter ] obama, ha, ha, ha, ha. [ laughter and applausell right, everyone has been put on notice. >> he might play. he's a good basketball player i understand. >> jimmy: barack obama is a good basketball player. >> that's good, you remember his name. b-b-barack obama. [ laughter ] don't get nervous, you don't have a cousin going to jail. forget about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how do you know i don't have a cousin going to jail? >> this isn't charades, don't be a smart ass, okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, don, let me ask frthis, because this is from -- >> hey, don, what is that? hey, don, what? >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> hey, don! >> jimmy: hey, mr. rickles. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is from a lakers game, and you were captured, it appears -- i guess you're -- it looks like you're maybe kissing your wife barbra, although it could actually -- you look angry. and you look like you swallowed a lemon shortly before. [ laughter ] >> that was a good one, that's going to cost you. [ laughter and applause ] this is how you -- this is how you guys do

at a chinese restaurant. [ light laughter ] >> ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applausey need your writers! >> jimmy: okay -- all right. [ laughter ] it's not that funny. hey -- >> no but elmo got to meet the first -- the president for the first time. >> jimmy: oh my god, that must have been exciting. >> it was really cool. but elmo kind of -- like -- like ate his face. >> jimmy: what happened? what do you mean? >> yeah, well elmo did this -- come here, come here. elmo did like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then elmo yelled out, "where's the secret service when had needs them?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> no, but he -- he said it was -- ms. michelle obama said was okay. >> jimmy: oh, she said was okay? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, good, good, good. elmo, you know, i was just gonna say, i saw you on an episode of "top chef." >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! and elmo saw you on it too! >> jimmy: you did? you saw me? >> yeah, elmo saw you, too. >> jimmy: i was -- yeah -- >> elmo saw you too! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> -- it was fun. >> jimmy: it was

collapsing that's an active description that the incomes the share of income that went to the middle has has declined and that's so that's the other piece of that story and that's where the income went and went for the top walter mosley was on this program last week and he made what i thought was a really interesting comment i've never seen or heard of before said exactly this way that the middle class are people who if they lost their jobs could probably get

ha ha ha! we're still on the ground, ok? we haven't left the gate. you've gone through 6 bottles of champagne in 20 minutes. ooh. uh-oh. [bleep]. yeah. our bad. our bad. captioning made possible by mtv networks >> june 29, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. oh, we got a big one tonight. our guest tonight, mr. tom hanks. he is man so likable, so polite that his name actually contains the word "thanks." [laughter] it's right in it. we begin tonight with the economy, which, as many of you are aware, sucks. [laughter] right now we're looking to pay down $14.3 trillion of debt. [audience reacts] [laughter] apparently i'm reading a scary story to my children. they're going to do all the noises like it's "peter and the [bleeped] wolf or something." we're going to pay down $14. trillion of debt with a economy struggling to produce jobs, in large

opponents that in both jobs and zinjibar to towns that are now under islam this rule that he has fomented this has has allowed this to happen i doubt it but that is nonetheless a important accusation in yemen these days mr ambassador is salo worth a worthy of protection by the united states now or is it they would just like to see the back side of him in that still have someone there that would protect american interests in the region after all it does border on saudi arabia. our current terrorism cooperation with yemen has has always extended beyond president saleh he was an important part of it but not. essential question about are you are he said what you want he said was so if you're implying that he's in the ones he's in the past tense category now. well i think in terms of ongoing counterterrorism cooperation it's considerably reduced and also in terms of his long term. shelf life i mean i think he's part of one's past not its future it's interesting daniel pipes i mean and looking at this and i guess we could ask the ambassador because he probably knows far more about a guy having been on the g

he's like -- ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: i'm excited too -- no, we've never met before. >> i know. aw each other for the first time today. you know, and it's so weird because when you haven't met someone, but you watch them on television -- i'm a big fan of yours. >> jimmy: wow. >> and when you see someone live in person in front of you, it's kind of like we were both -- hmm. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. >> it was sort of bizarre, right? >> jimmy: it's like when gorillas look at each other at the zoo. >> exactly -- then we started picking bugs out of our hair, and it was, you know -- >> jimmy: how are things going so far? has everyone called to congratulate you and say welcome to abc? >> it's -- yeah -- everybody -- >> jimmy: mickey mouse given a call? >> no, mickey hasn't called. minnie called me, though. >> jimmy: minnie did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> so, i was happy and goofy. but no, everybody's been incredibly warm and welcoming and gracious and -- >> jimmy: you're feeling good about the decision? >> yeah, i'm feeling great. >> jimmy: that will fade. >> so far, so good. >> j

. >> ha ha ha! oprah: well, you should sign them, because they're gonna go on the shelf. >> sure. a ha! oprah: i want you to sign them, but will you sign them for me? >> of course i would sign them. so yes. oprah: tell me this--is it easier now standing on your toes this many years later or harder? >> i guess easier, because i'm pretty comfortable up there. oprah: really? >> yes, and i've also gotten calluses and, you know, so it's pretty comfortable. i mean, it's pretty easy to stand and move. that's what--the swan thing is what natalie was doing, so a bourree is called a travel step, so we can travel. and we can travel. oprah: could you just, like, walk around all day like that? >> i could--i mean, sometimes i might cramp, but--ha ha ha! oprah: but you could stay up there for a pretty long time. s comfortable, yeah. it's pretty comfortable, i have to say. yeah. oprah: well, that is never gonna happen to me. [laughter] oprah: but i will love, and i'm honored that you would sign these shoes, because i've never been given a pair of toe shoes. >> well, they're in your size, so if you

the pacific. >> this will become a setback for tetco a company ha has been criticized about its own handling of this. >> the government has been criticized as well. and tetco is saying that this isn't a malfunction, it's just something unexpected. but this operation filtering the water has hit some setbacks. they discovered leaks in the system. tetco is saying that it's still on track to bring the crisis under control. it aims to do that by bringing the reactors to a cold shutdown by jab january at the latest. but some experts do believe that that does sound to be a little bit optimistic. >> and roland, is there any concern about this radio activity spreading now? >> there is certainly a concern about radiation. there's a 22 primster and some fields have been evacuated. the government says that it's monitoring. they're describing as radiation hot spots and their likely to be evacuating soon. >> roland with the very latest from tokyo. thank you very much. still ahead, china plans to build an exact replica of an alpine village and austrians who said they were not consulted. >> mexico's liquid gold is falling into the hands

has expanded, and it's now in oakdale. and it has a mobile spa, too, for horses. don't u wish they had that for us? that'd be nice, huh? ha coming up next, are you >> welcome back to "california country." >> at the kitchen in sacramento, chefs are busy preparing tasty dishes using a vegetable that's increasing in popularity. california endives are showing up on more and more dinner plates. >> i mean, you see a lot of people use, uh, the endive as vessels. so they'll take just the leaf off and put things in it and serve it that way. uh, think it has a lot of different uses. >> the chances are if this vegetable's on your plate, it's probably grown by california vegetable specialties, a company headquartered in the tiny hamlet of rio vista, between san francisco ansacramento. the first thing the owner did was give us a lesson in pronunciation. >> so what we grow here at cvs is spelled e-n-d-i-v-e. however, it's pronounced quite differently, and the correct pronunciation is dhis--on-deev. >> obviously, uh, rio vista, where rich works, is about as far away from france as you can get, so we tend to call it en-dive. now, i know

ha ha ha! aim high. >> june 21, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to the dail show. my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, dr. cameron diaz. that will make sense later on in the program. you will see. she has graciously agreed to perform a surgical procedure on... [laughter] on tonight's program. a quick word before we get going to the tourist community, to the visitors to this great land of ours. if you've been here eight months, you live here. you live here. you're not from venezuela. [cheering and applause] donde esta you're mine. seven years of spanish, all i remember. [laughter] donde esta. let's begin tonight perhaps in america, the land of opportunity, where the streets are paved with let's say cinnabuns. [laughter] and yet we are nation besieged with problems, problems we must solve. problem number one, our gooey, rat-infested cinnabun-pave

it has a remote control that allows you to be able to control the spray features. it has a rear-cleaning, cleaning, stopped cleaning. it has a heated sea. it has a blow dryer. it has a deodorizer. and you can't flush the toilet with a push of the remote. >> ice cube maker, everything. look at that thing. and this is a little more conventional. >> these are the more conventional u.s. type of toilets where you can actually see the trap passageway on the side. >> tell us what goes in where and how does it come out. >> the bull has the water right here, and when it flushes, it fills up around this curve here, and it basically creates a siphon. >> so here we have passage through to the bottom. i do not know if people have ever seen the bottom of one of these. there is. we have a couple of holes here that are for mounting. usually, there is a flange on the floor. we do not have that here. then, we use a wax seal, something like this. >> is has a little cover on the wax, but it has a throat that sits down in the pipe, and this wax seals it's down there to make the seal on the floor. >> right. you do not want to take this off and

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well, let me take the first part first, mi chl bachmann has been steadily moving -- michelle bachman has been steadily moving toward a candidacy. she has been in the shadow of sarah palin but as sarah palin has been on the sideline michelle bachmann has come forward and what we saw at the debate on monday nightn new hampshire were the attributes of somebody who could become a factor and a force in this campaign. there are still people who question whether she can go the entire distance. but she showed in that debate she has personality, she has some manning tism. -- magnetism. she has a personal touch with people. and all of those -- and obviously appeal to the tea party. now, for romney, this is very good news because she's going to be a force in iowa. and iowa is the place that tim pawlenty has to win if he wants to become the alternative to mitt romney. >> dan, we saw lot of candidates on that stage and yet more names. i remember hearing about gotch huntsman, -- governor huntsman, can we see more candidates coming forward? >> governor huntsman, former governor of utah, will announce at the statue of liberty, reaganesque and he will

five, trans day has 5, the public library has three, the public safety building has three, the airport currently has two but we just completed five projects. other public our programs are five. you get a sense of the workload currently underway. with the other capital investments the city is expected to make its infrastructure in the next few years, there will be new public arts projects that will be coming forward. that is why we say the workload is between 60 and 70 projects per year that are ongoing. going forward and looking at what the collection activities do, there are two slides said detail work associated with that. jumping ahead a little bit, you raised some questions about how some of these public art projects might want to have impact in their surrounding neighborhoods. we decided to highlight a few things done in the last year- and-a-half that talk about how these public art projects in packed the streetscape. a longstanding project of the embarcadero was one of them. the installation of the language of the birds in one of the most traffic tourism sight

has been pressing its territorial claim almost over the whole south china sea. there has been confrontations with vessels. singapore brokers violence on the issue asking china to clarify their position. michelle obama has made an unscheduled visit to someone special. >> america's first lady has gone to a week-long visit to south africa and one of the highlights has included a meeting with nelson mandela. we have a report from so we go. >> michelle obama, the wife of the first black president and the first black president of south africa, nelson mandela. mrs. obama and her daughters savored the meeting that they thought might not happen. the frail 92-year-old rarely sees visitors. this a visit kickoff with a history lesson. nelson mandela's wife guiding the obama family through his personal archives. the struggle against white minority groups is the backdrop to mrs. obama's visit. that is where they clashed with protesters, many of them young children. the church offered sanctuary to men and women feared the police. >> there was police everywhere, there was teargas everywhere. >> people come here as a place of refuge. >> this is a living monument to the pas that michelle obama will deliver the address.

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has its own gravitational pull. now, there has been a few new developments over here. everybody knows the man who broke the story, blogger andrew brithney goodwin has -- andrew breitbart has a more graphic photo of the weiner peener, but he's not going to release it because he's a good guy. >> i have this photo, but i'm not doing this for nefarious purposes. i'm trying no do the decent thing here. i'm trying to do the decent thing here and not release the photo. i'm doing this to save his family, okay. >> stephen: that is called ethics, folks. and today this good man cemented his journalistic credibility by appearing on america's most trusted name in news, the "opie and anthony" radio show. he bravely resisted their request to show the photo. >> we'd like the see the photo. >> you want to? >> stephen: i'm sure you want to, opie and anthony. too bad this man has staked his reputation on the moral choice to keep this private for the man's family. >> that's the famous... >> that's the real one? >> stephen: okay. he didn't resist for long, but you got the think, that thing is burning a hole in his pocket. speaking of which, here's the photo. [audience

has impacted me the most. it has been my faith. what i have seen has so elevated my faith, today i can go into virtually any situation or circumstance no matter how desperate and invision it differently. >> what is interesting, you have talked about the spiritual, and social changes, interestingly enough, you have documented the transformation that the physical land endures. you have seen a physical change, for example, kentucky, manchester i believe was recently voted as the best water in kentucky, the elk, black bear populations down have returned is it result of the transformation of the city? >> there is so much if we had time to talk about in this ecological transformation in eastern kentucky. many, many faucets. it is absolutely an outflow of what happened in the heart's of the stewards of the land. there is a direct correlation between the land and people in biblical times and our times. when the stewards of the lands get their hearts in alignment with the purposes and ways of god, then the land will follow suit. we have seen it time and time ag