this is ha ha clinton-dix. and ha ha clinton-dix is his name. so what do you think? guy's named ha ha clinton-dix. you think why doesn't a guy named ha ha clinton-dix change his name. wouldn't it be easier to go through life not named ha ha clinton-dix. maybe or maybe ha ha clinton-dix is daring you to make fun of his name by being named ha ha. look at him. number 6 for the university of alabama where they are not kidding ever about football. he played safety as a freshman. he has a 33 inch vertical leap. if he ever thought about tackling you or me, if he ever imagined doing that, you or i would require hospitalization just from the thinking of it. if you ever dream about making fun of ha ha clinton-dix, you need to wake up and apologize promptly. ha ha clip ton diks was the 21st player picked in the first round. he was picked by the green bay packers and he is now everybody's new favorite player. it's a rule, nobody laughs at ha ha. "weekends with alex witt" starts now. >>> the search is on. a hot air balloon bursts into flames and disappears. we'll tell you what wi

and ha-ha clinton-dix is his name. so you think? the guy is named haha clinton-dix. easy tire go through life not named ha-ha clinton-dix. or maybe ha-ha clinton-dix is daring you to make fun of his name being named ha-ha. look at him. 6 for the university of alabama. they're not kidding ever about football. he played the position of safety for alabama as a freshman. he has a 33 inch vertical leap. if he ever thought about tackling you or me. if he imagined doing that. you or i would require hospitalization from the thinking of it. if you ever dream about making fun of ha-ha clinton dix, you need to wake up and apologize promptly. ha-ha clinton dix was the 21st player picked in the first round. picked by the green bay packers. and he is now everybody's new favorite player. it is a rule. nobody laughs at ha-ha. that does it for us tonight. see you monday. in the mean team you have to spend some quality time in the crowbar hotel. go to prison. bye-bye. >>> there are 2 million people behind bars in america. we open the gates. "lockup." >> i pled guilty to sixable assault

ha ha clinton-dix. ♪ no i'm not kidding. that's the real -- i'm not -- that's not a joke, that's not a a joke. his name -- [ laughter ] stop laughing. it is not -- name -- his name is hainton-dix. [ laughter ] which incidentally is the title of the new "vanity fair" article by monica lewinsky. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it is done. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. ha ha clinton-dix. of course that's just his nickname. his real name is tee hee clinton-penis. [ laughter ] >> steve: i heard that his jersey number was 69. [ laughter ] was he -- [ laughter ] is that someone's real laugh? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: is there a wild animal loose in the audience? [ laughter ] you hear it? everyone stop so we can hear her. [ laughter ] that's a great laugh. thank you, i love that laugh. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great laugh. with the draft happening right across the street the sidewalks outside were packed with football fans. so we sent our writer arthur down there to get some opinions on the draft. the only catch was they had to dance the entire time as they answered. we call it "questions and dancers." take a look. ♪ >> what is your team strategy going into the

i also want to say congrats to our pal ha ha clinton-dix. [ cheers ] he's a safety who was drafted by the green bay packers last night. that's right. his name is haton-dix. [ laughter ] i just hope he does well. you hate to hear some guy in the crowd go like, "you suck, clinton-dix!" [ laughter ] what? [ cheers and applause ] his name is -- >> jimmy: but that's right. clinton-dix is a packer. [ laughter ] only way that can get better if he was a tight end. if he was a tight end -- [ laughter ] that's good. >> steve: that's good. is he a wide receiver? [ laughter ] i'm asking what position he plays. >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know. hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy mother's day. oh yeah, wow. [ cheers and applause ] happy, happy, happy mother's day to all the mothers. [ applause ] and since this is my wife's first mother's day i went with my daughter and got one of those hand prints made in clay. [ audience aws ] and my wife was like, "thanks, honey, but i'd rather have the baby's hand print." [ laughter ] and i'm like, "well i'm famous. so i mean it's worth more." [ laughter ] i'm the one who grows her. actually a new survey found that

if you ever dream about making fun of ha-ha clinton dix, you need to wake up and apologize promptly. ha-ha clinton dix was the 21st player picked in the first round. picked by the green bay packers. and he is now everybody's new favorite player. it is a rule. nobody laughs at ha-ha. that does it for us tonight. see you monday. in the mean team you have to spend some quality time in the crowbar hotel. go to prison. bye-bye. >>> there are 2 million people behind bars in america. we open the gates. "lockup." >> i pled guilty to sixable assault. >> everything in the cell from matches to guns. >> i look more female like than any of the other ones here. >> for me it's really sad to be here. i guess, the sooner i die, the better for me. >> the big thing with prison is that the guys are bored. prisoners are bored. >> a they live at the iowa state penitentiary. behind this maximum security facility's 40-foot stone and concrete exterior is a pop laegs of drug abusers, murderers and the mentally ill. on the west bank of the mississippi river is one of the oldest prisons in the country, iowa state