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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] next item 15 which is a department accomplishment for pulled has been removed from the calendar and will --, will be cut at the next commission meeting. in order to facilitate an orderly meeting, are there many people in the hall that plan to speak? >> i don't know. >> it doesn't look like it, so let me say that in order to facilitate an orderly meeting, we ask that you complete a blue card if he would like to speak on an item. each person will have two minutes to speak. >> please address your comments to the commission during public comments on items in order to allow equal time for all. the commission may ask questions of staff after public comment is closed. before we go to the report, we will have the general managers' report. >> i will move did general managers report to later in the agenda given the fact that there are people here to testify on one particular item. >> would you like to do this right before the second general public? >> yes, thank you. >> we are on an ite
ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] next item 15 which is a department accomplishment for pulled has been removed from the calendar and will --, will be cut at the next commission meeting. in order to facilitate an orderly meeting, are there many people in the hall that plan to speak? >> i don't know. >> it doesn't look like it, so let me say that in order to facilitate an orderly meeting, we ask that you complete a blue card if he would like to speak on an item. each person will have two...
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ha ha ha. >> and the second thing is that we have just been dedicated to producing a quality product. and we love our work, as they say. i should be retired, but i'd probably be divorced because i'd be too much time at home. >> for "california country," i'm tracy sellers. >> brought to you by allied insurance, a member of the nationwide families of companies, which also includes nationwide insurance, on your side. >> from farm to feast, stay tuned for more of the tempting tastes of california. >> as californians, we're connected to agriculture. that's why the allied insurance partnership with the california farm bureau offers us discounts on auto insurance, whether we live on the farm or in the city. as a member of the nationwide family of companies, allied insurance is committed to protecting what's important for you and your community. contact your local agent today. ♪ nationwide is on your side [music playing] >> it's one thing to buy things in boxes and packages and just have it show up, it
ha ha ha. >> and the second thing is that we have just been dedicated to producing a quality product. and we love our work, as they say. i should be retired, but i'd probably be divorced because i'd be too much time at home. >> for "california country," i'm tracy sellers. >> brought to you by allied insurance, a member of the nationwide families of companies, which also includes nationwide insurance, on your side. >> from farm to feast, stay tuned for more of...
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>> we huddled together like penguins, ha ha. ha hah, there was lap sitting going on, more sipping. the kids get their sweatshirts. >> cameras at camp key toe van aren't sweating the small stuff, they aren't sweating at all. santa rosa down 10 to 14. people with green thumbs inland and on the coast have to cover up with gloves. summer crops are hard to find. >> people ask me like 30 times the market if i have tomatoes and no, i don't have them yet. >> and the dirty girl produce doesn't have stuff she wouldn't normally have. >> we're growing a lot of winter stuff. usually in this time of year, july, we don't have brock lease and cab beiges and lettuces. this is the time of year we start having beans no, beans. >> no beans here, but halibut and beer can chicken. this is the way you dress for a san francisco summer barbecue and now the rest have the pay area welcome to our world. in san francisco, mike sugerman, cbs5. >>> may have to turn the heat on. >> i think mike likes looking that way. you know. >> that's funny because i heard a lot
>> we huddled together like penguins, ha ha. ha hah, there was lap sitting going on, more sipping. the kids get their sweatshirts. >> cameras at camp key toe van aren't sweating the small stuff, they aren't sweating at all. santa rosa down 10 to 14. people with green thumbs inland and on the coast have to cover up with gloves. summer crops are hard to find. >> people ask me like 30 times the market if i have tomatoes and no, i don't have them yet. >> and the dirty girl...
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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> and they will want to thank them for the lumir willingness. i want to recognize that we also have a very diverse group of individuals serving on a diverse group of boards and bodies. have the pleasure of reappointing someone who has a connection that goes back generations, larry mazzola, sr. i'm pleased that subject to approval, p.j. johnson will serve again. president of the arts commission, who has been doing an outstanding job, really raising the bar in terms of public art and our commitment to neighborhood arts. i want to thank lisa gruwell for her willingness to serve on the civil service commission that sets my salary. i wish you luck and independence from whoever is serving as mayor. i want to thank the environment commission, which is something we are very proud of, for his willingness to serve as a new member. london and michael are quite familiar to their commissions. they will both be here. thank you, chief. i know you are pleased to have both of them. you have already told me you are pleased to have both of them. i am enthusiastic a
ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> and they will want to thank them for the lumir willingness. i want to recognize that we also have a very diverse group of individuals serving on a diverse group of boards and bodies. have the pleasure of reappointing someone who has a connection that goes back generations, larry mazzola, sr. i'm pleased that subject to approval, p.j. johnson will serve again. president of the arts commission, who has been doing an outstanding job, really raising the bar in...
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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good afternoon. thank you for joining us. today is a major milestone in our sf park program. it is a new system of managing parking in the city and county of san francisco. the mta was fortunate enough to receive a $25 million partnership grant to look at ways to help with congestion in urban cities and find a way to do with pricing. rather than looking at toll booths and things of that nature, we thought it would be a more elegant solution to look at where the cars are going better actually trying to park. by making parking easier and getting better data, we believe we will have a strategy that will reduce congestion on city streets. over 30% of the contestant dickcongest -- congestion is related to automobiles looking for parking. we want to provide better data in terms of the sensors on the street. they will have a real time information needed for 511, through the website, or through their smart phones to receive information as to where parking is available in the city. the parking will be made available because we're going
ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good afternoon. thank you for joining us. today is a major milestone in our sf park program. it is a new system of managing parking in the city and county of san francisco. the mta was fortunate enough to receive a $25 million partnership grant to look at ways to help with congestion in urban cities and find a way to do with pricing. rather than looking at toll booths and things of that nature, we thought it would be a more elegant solution to look at where...
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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> welcome to the department of building inspection brown bag lunch. you are always invited to join us on the third thursday. today, we have a special program about san francisco's neighborhoods geology. we have frank, the geotechnical engineer who will walk us through a lot of this. we also have an architect who knows a lot about the history of the city. he keeps his eyes open and has a lot of information to share. we also have the chief building inspector. we are going to go through this by having frank give us a brief overview of the geology of sentences go. then we're going to look at a series of slides around the city. and see how the geology of the city affects the environment. their special problems and issues that arise we will try to answer questions as we go, particularly related to how the environment release to the underlying geology of the city. those are questions that rarely get asked. this is a chance for you to join us and ask your questions as well. welcome, frank. i see that you brought a big aerial photograph with overly geology. >>
ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> welcome to the department of building inspection brown bag lunch. you are always invited to join us on the third thursday. today, we have a special program about san francisco's neighborhoods geology. we have frank, the geotechnical engineer who will walk us through a lot of this. we also have an architect who knows a lot about the history of the city. he keeps his eyes open and has a lot of information to share. we also have the chief building inspector. we...
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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] [horns honking] announcer: the first step to getting into college is finding someone who can help. for the next steps, phones, pagers, or other devices. their signals interfere with the sound system in the room. please refrain from flash photography during the course of the meeting. please stand to join the commission in the pledge of allegiance. i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. >> do you have another marijuana packet? >> i am sorry? >> ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the roll call of commissioners. president marshall: present. vice president mazzucco: present. commissioner dejesus: present. commissioner hammer: present. >> you have a quorum. president marshall: this is the regular meeting of the sentences, police commission, august 4, 2010. before we move the agenda, we must introduce our new commissioners, commis
ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] [horns honking] announcer: the first step to getting into college is finding someone who can help. for the next steps, phones, pagers, or other devices. their signals interfere with the sound system in the room. please refrain from flash photography during the course of the meeting. please stand to join the commission in the pledge of allegiance. i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under...
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ha ha! ha hha ha! rtg] supervisor maxwell: i am chair, supervisor sophie maxwell, joined by david campos -- eric mar and david chiu. madam clerk, are there any comments? >> please make sure to turn off all cell phones and speakers. items acted upon today will appear on the september 7 board of supervisors agenda unless otherwise stated. supervisor maxwell: thank you. madam clerk, we can't recognize you until public comment. madam clerk, the first item -- items one through four. >> item number one, resolution authorizing the office of economic and work force document to extend a grant for $750,000 from lowe's hiw, inc.. item number 2, resolution authorizing the office of economic and work force development to retroactively to expand a grant from $400,000 from the wal-mart foundation. item three, resolution authorizing the office of economic and work force development for $100,000 for implementation of california low income energy efficiency program. item number four, resolution authorizing theout of econ
ha ha! ha hha ha! rtg] supervisor maxwell: i am chair, supervisor sophie maxwell, joined by david campos -- eric mar and david chiu. madam clerk, are there any comments? >> please make sure to turn off all cell phones and speakers. items acted upon today will appear on the september 7 board of supervisors agenda unless otherwise stated. supervisor maxwell: thank you. madam clerk, we can't recognize you until public comment. madam clerk, the first item -- items one through four. >>...
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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> this is a meeting of the recreation and park commission. with the secretary take the roll, please. >> commissioner buell. commissioner harrison. commissioner bonilla. commissioner lee. commissioner martin. and commissioner sullivan. >> let me make a brief announcement. the ringing and use of cell phones, pagers and similar sound-producing electronic devices are prohibited at this meeting. please be advised that the chair may order the removal from the meeting room of any persons responsible for the ringing or use of cell phones, pagers or other similar sound-producing electronic devices. in order to facilitate an orderly meeting, we ask that you complete a blue card if you would like to speak on an item. and each person will have three minutes. >> also, please address your comments to the commission during public comment on items. in order to allow equal time for all, neither the commission nor staff will respond to any questions during public comment. the commission may ask questions of staff after public comment is closed. we are on item n
ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> this is a meeting of the recreation and park commission. with the secretary take the roll, please. >> commissioner buell. commissioner harrison. commissioner bonilla. commissioner lee. commissioner martin. and commissioner sullivan. >> let me make a brief announcement. the ringing and use of cell phones, pagers and similar sound-producing electronic devices are prohibited at this meeting. please be advised that the chair may order the removal from...
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>> yes. >> it's blue. >> ha-ha-ha. >> looked like black to me. >> blue. >> things are, blue tie. >> oh, well. >> oh, well to raiders. a big season. until now one of the top young players might be done for a while. here is the head coach within the hour, in napa. let's talk about practice. procedure on his knees. i cannot tell you yet, he is not back. as to a time line. we will know that here pretty quick. okay. >> show you ape sweaty tom cable. that means we were right there just moments ago. that about sums it up. chaz shillings, promising wide receiver, knee surgery yesterday. no timetable of his return. not just shillings, bey held out of practice lately for what they are calling fatigue. there are issues in napa. while all this is happening. raiders have brought in four new coaches, from austria, mexico, netherlands. like the united nations. why are they here? here is lawrence scott. the raid herbs are set to host first preseason game saturday. an addition to the battle of the bay. but in the mean type, some other special visitors have made their way to wine country. and raiders ar
>> yes. >> it's blue. >> ha-ha-ha. >> looked like black to me. >> blue. >> things are, blue tie. >> oh, well. >> oh, well to raiders. a big season. until now one of the top young players might be done for a while. here is the head coach within the hour, in napa. let's talk about practice. procedure on his knees. i cannot tell you yet, he is not back. as to a time line. we will know that here pretty quick. okay. >> show you ape sweaty tom...
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ha ha ha, well, we had a fast landing there didn't we. good evening, i'm dave mcelhatton. >> he was very good hue my lord about it. he knew he looked funny compared to the typical anchor man, he wasn't young, handsome, perqy, energetic, he was mcelhatton, asunk yoular, sharp witted, but usually when he was talking about himself, glib but never mean spirited. >> harry fuller produced his first television new cast and later as news director and general manager was there for some of the biggest moments. >> here comes the footage of the bay bridge. there's another aftershock just rocked this building. mcelhatton was unflappable. i watched him work through the 89 earthquake, i watched him through period after period of election coverage when we would go on and on for hours and hours without a script. >> he was just rock steady. and i was nervous and green and insecure and he was so between rouse. >> reporter: wendy take cute a shared anchor duties with dave for more than a decade. >> the anniversary of the golden girl and we have a beautiful view here from sherman house. >> what you saw really was him. he really was that nice. in fact he was nicer, and he really was that warm and he really was that genuine honest person that people saw. >> reporter: from the big stories. >> i'm dave mcelhatton in front of the clinton/gore headquarters here in little rock. >> trying to put a wedge between us mac. >> what a cheesy thing to do. >> really. >>> we went to this b.a.r.t. station to get some random reaction. and a broken leg. ha ha. >> reporter: mac covered it all before he retired in 2000. >> the real story tonight is this is my final newscast for eyewitness news. >> reporter: to, in his words, take some time to really have more fun, he moved to palm desert where he enjoyed the unshine. he mostly gol evidence but the occasional visit from co-host and grandkids. he left the big stories to us and took our respect and gratitude with him. . >> and good night and good luck from all of us at eyewitness news. s picture of mac, take he walked off the desk for the last time. viewers have been sending us their memories . >>> form are photographer robert kassell showed his picture of mac taken as he left the anchor desk for the last time. viewers have been sending us our memories of mac throughout the day and we'll leave you with some of those. ,,,,,, the most powerful half-ton crew in america has a powertrain backed for 100,000 miles. chevy silverado half-ton a consumers digest best buy and the most dependable, longes
ha ha ha, well, we had a fast landing there didn't we. good evening, i'm dave mcelhatton. >> he was very good hue my lord about it. he knew he looked funny compared to the typical anchor man, he wasn't young, handsome, perqy, energetic, he was mcelhatton, asunk yoular, sharp witted, but usually when he was talking about himself, glib but never mean spirited. >> harry fuller produced his first television new cast and later as news director and general manager was there for some of...
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ha ha ha! >> maybe orange? >> no. >> see? i couldn't get... >> no. none. no chance at all she'll get this right. heh heh heh! >> the audience--if we could get some applause from the audience, i'd feel better about that. ok. [cheering and applause] >> yeah. >> mmm. it's a nut. >> yeah. >> it's a nut. >> that's good. we're on the right--yup. >> it's a nut. and i've got--butter? maybe some sort of butter? >> no. close, maybe. >> what is it? >> irish cream. see? >> that's the one that got me last time, i think, too. >> the cream-- >> you know, i should know the alcoholic nut. >> yeah. >> well, the fancy food show is an opportunity for lots of different suppliers. we have 1,300 companies here who are showing everything from caviar to smoked salmon to--even smoked olive oil is here this year, which i've never heard of before. so, they all come here. they show all their products to the buyers. and we're expecting about 17,000 buyers to come from restaurants, from retail stores, from gift shops--you know, from almost everywhere around. so, they're coming in, trying great foods. and the things that's good about this is, these foods can be in your stores in a matter of a couple of weeks. >> so, i have traveled all over this entire show looking for one product, and i found it-- chocolate bacon. wh-what else do you need in a fancy food show, right? so, let's try some here. it's this. salty...sweet... very good. tastes like bacon. [chuckles] [indistinct chattering] >> it tastes better when someone's feeding it to you. >> oh, does it? >> mm-hmm. so, look who we ran into--our friend mari. how are you, mari? >> i'm doing wonderful. it's been a fabulous show. >> good. what new products do you have for us? >> well, we're sharing our new zip-lock packaging, our special closure here-- >> oh. >> with our fabulous blenheim dried apricots. >> people are really rediscovering the apricot, right? >> yes, they are. it's unfortunate that we've lost so many of these wonderful stone fruits here in california. and with our hundred acres, it's a very nice response from the area and from all the other countries that are looking for this product. >> so, what do we have here? what makes this product so special? >> it's made actually from vineyard grapes, which is different than table grapes. and we make this right here in the napa valley. and as the vineyard grows, having more difficult time selling the grapes to the winemakers, this is an alternative for the wine industry to create something that is another outlet. >> virgin grape juice--ok. >> yes. that means it's not fermented. it's absolutely pure. >> ooh. that's good. so, there are hundreds of different booths and things to see here, but this place caught our attention. i'm gonna let you guess one reason why-- the name. what is with the name? what does the name mean? hi! >> you ever hear of ingamajig? >> [chuckling] i have now. what is it? >> it's figs. it's figamajig. it's a fig candy and--mixed with cocoa with a little dark chocolate on the outside. [music playing] >> and with a product like yours, don't you find that people want to know where their food's coming from more than ever? >> definitely. and, you know, california--we've gotta suprt california. we have to support the growers and the workers. it's just so important. >> well, one of the reasons the industry has done well over the past few months--because people are eating out less in restaurants. so, people are going to cooking at home, and they're finding out that they enjoy cooking at home. you know, and we think that that's gonna continue even as the economy gets better. we think people are enjoying being home with their friends and their family and, you know, making a nice dinner. and i think that will be continuing. [music playing] >> this is a bluebird box, and it's a very small little bird that needs a box to nest in. >> and so, when there's work to have to get done, we've always got one of us that are willing to get out there and do it. >> welcome back to "california country." >> steve mcshane here, mcshane's nursery and landscape supply introducing a topic important for every gardener--hardscape. think about overcoming drought or weeds. so many options, too-- there's decorative stone, there's flagstone, and there's pavers. let's start with the most inexpensive and easy topic, and th
ha ha ha! >> maybe orange? >> no. >> see? i couldn't get... >> no. none. no chance at all she'll get this right. heh heh heh! >> the audience--if we could get some applause from the audience, i'd feel better about that. ok. [cheering and applause] >> yeah. >> mmm. it's a nut. >> yeah. >> it's a nut. >> that's good. we're on the right--yup. >> it's a nut. and i've got--butter? maybe some sort of butter? >> no. close, maybe....
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ha, ha, ha. in conclusion, they gotta bring back 'boy meets world.'" [ cheers and applause ] amazing that he can convey that in one quick glance. he loves "boy meets world." and finally, one of the most common obama expressions. it's from a recent g-8 meeting. it's called the, "this gonna be best flomax commercial ever!" [ laughter ] there you have it. those are some great facial expressions. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you want to make a big screen... bigger. and you want to make a long flight... shorter. and you want to relive every little detail. and you want to rediscover something you've seen your whole life. and while you want to share this live with a friend, you want to share this... with everyone around you. you've always dreamed of things you wanted your phone to do. you just didn't think anyone was listening. the htc evo 4g at sprint. because you want a phone that gets you. and we are htc. subway footlongs... are just $5. [ male announcer ] score big with the $5 footlong sub made just the way you love it. throw on some mustard... a little bit of mayo... black olives... maybe a couple jalapenos. i like a little kick. subway. where winners eat. we get double miles on every purchase. so we earned an l.a. getaway twice as fast. we get double miles every time we use our card. no matter what we're buying. and since double miles add up quick... romans! get em! [ garth ] ...we can bring the whole gang. [ sheep bleats ] it's hard to beat double miles. whoa -- he's on the list. but we're with him. [ male announcer ] introducing the venture card from capital one with double miles on every purchase every day. go to capitalone.com. [ indistinct shouting ] what's in your wallet? it activates on contact leaving your skin moisturized. it's clinically proven to fight skin dryness better than any regular men's body wash... leaving your skin feeling comfortable. be comfortable in your own skin. >>> what's on the schedule for today? >> 10:00 staff meeting, 1:00 drinks with clients, and tonight, you'll be hosting the emmy awards. [ coughs ] ♪ ♪ [ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. and thank you so much for watching our program. hope you had a great day. as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "late night." faster, leaner, stronger, more powerful. so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to have some feedback. just to hear what you guys think of the show, want us to change and stuff. that kind of thing, you know? so tonight, let's look inside the audience suggestion box. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there we go. let's see what we got here. open up the box, here. this is -- okay, this is from eddie kaine. it says, "hey, jimmy, you should give a nickname to a random member of tonight's audience." [ light laughter ] that's a great idea. absolutely. who wants a nickname? [ cheers and applause ] zoom in, zoom in. yeah, that guy with the hat. that guy with the hat. zoom in. there ya go. yeah, yeah, yeah, he's perfect. yeah, go down. go down to the guy in front -- yeah, that guy in the red. there ya go, yeah. what's your name? what's your name? yell. what is your name? >> my name is terrel. >> jimmy: terrel? what is your last name? >> my name is terrel shaw. >> jimmy: terrel shaw. your name is -- your nickname is "shawsy." [ cheers and applause ] "shawsy." do what? you wanna do what? one more? we'll do one more? one more? who else? who wants one, there? anyone else want one? anyone else? zoom in -- zoom in on somebody. that's great. yeah, that guy in the shirt -- that guy in the shirt there. what's your name, buddy? >> dan. >> jimmy: dan -- dan what? >> dan wogin. >> jimmy: dan bogin? >> wogin with a "w." >> jimmy: dan wogin. i'm gonna call you "underage." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] how old's that guy? dan wogin. 17? who else we got? we got here -- it's one from max stewart. it says, "jimmy, i love thumb wrestling and i love mud wrestling. can you combine these two into one super game?" sounds like a great idea. here you go, you guys. "thumb mud wrestling." >> "thumb mud wrestling!" >> jimmy: here we go, all right. we got some contestants here. what's your name, and where you from? >> hi, i'm casey, from waterbury, connecticut. >> and i'm chris from new hampshire. >> jimmy: chris from new hampshire. very, very good. all right, now you guys know how to thumb wrestle, right? >> got a general idea. >> jimmy: pretty cool, all right, good. now, go ahead, put your hands in there and get ready. [ laughter ] there ay go. you're wearing bikinis. i like that. you're wearing bikinis. let's put five seconds on the clock and -- go! ♪ >> jimmy: we have a winner! very good, we have a winner! you won. you're the champion. very, very good. thank you so much. only you and you alone will get to wear the thumb mud wrestling championship belt. let me put it on for you, there. there ya go. >> there we go. >> jimmy: right over the bikini. there you go. congratulations. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] great job. thank you so much. i appreciate it. see what's next. this is from joel johnston. it says, "hey, jimmy, i really have to go pee. can i go?" [ laughter ] sure, where are you, joel? where are you? >> i'm over here. >> jimmy: okay, joel -- >> hey. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, buddy. if you have to go, go ahead. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is from jackie simmons. jackie says, "jimmy, i'm a big fan of fire juggling. could you have someone fire juggle in the studio?" fire juggling -- you're talking about this, right? i think. ♪ yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. i love it, too. i love it, too. but legally, we can't have open flame here in the studio. however, all is not lost because i do know this guy. he does the same exact thing except with saran wrap and bananas. [ laughter ] but he does it to the theme song of "miami vice." you got to see it. take it away. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. who is that guy? he's a great guy. that's a great act. he does children's parties, too. i mean, he's -- yeah. he's available. this last one -- we have time for one last one. this is from keith bell. it says, "jimmy, it looks like bp may finally have capped the oil spill. i think the best thing to come out of this mess hasthat you wrote about it. the one you wrote about tarballs. could you sing it for us one last time?" [ cheers and applause ] all right. keith, i'll sing it for you one last time. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the oil spill by bp has left tarballs all over the sea ♪ ♪ so don't go swimming down in the south unless you want tarballs in your mouth ♪ ♪ balls in your mouth balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ don't swim in the ocean you'll get balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ balls in your mouth balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ don't swim in the ocean you'll get balls in your mouth ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ balls in your mouth balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ don't swim in the ocean you'll get balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ balls in your mouth balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ don't swim in the ocean you'll get balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ balls in your mouth balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ don't swim in the ocean you'll get balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ balls in your mouth balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ don't swim in the ocean you'll get balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ b
ha, ha, ha. in conclusion, they gotta bring back 'boy meets world.'" [ cheers and applause ] amazing that he can convey that in one quick glance. he loves "boy meets world." and finally, one of the most common obama expressions. it's from a recent g-8 meeting. it's called the, "this gonna be best flomax commercial ever!" [ laughter ] there you have it. those are some great facial expressions. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. we'll be right back with "audience...
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has the weather for the bay area. >> good morning. for automatic of that you were asking, where's summer? ha ha ha! initely in full effect yesterday. here's a look at our sunrise courtesy of our camera from mount vaca. and another clear morning, another mild morning, another day of triple-digit temperatures. so here's a look at what you can expect as far as what happened yesterday. let revisit quickly. santa rosa yesterday at 107 degrees. say what?? yeah, that's hot. san jose at 102. san rafael 102. oakland 99. san francisco hit 92. these are all new record temperatures across the bay area. that was yesterday. what about today? well, it's still going to be hot inland. still looking at triple-digit highs from fairfield to concord to livermore, 90s in san jose. but take a look, it is going to be cooler closer to the bay. mid-80s from oakland to fremont, lower 90s in vallejo, mid-80s in san rafael. san francisco i'm still on the fence about it. i'm going with the mid-70s but depending on the sea breeze if it gets in later on in the day may have to adjust that back to the 80s. here's a look at the seven
has the weather for the bay area. >> good morning. for automatic of that you were asking, where's summer? ha ha ha! initely in full effect yesterday. here's a look at our sunrise courtesy of our camera from mount vaca. and another clear morning, another mild morning, another day of triple-digit temperatures. so here's a look at what you can expect as far as what happened yesterday. let revisit quickly. santa rosa yesterday at 107 degrees. say what?? yeah, that's hot. san jose at 102. san...
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ha ha ha. listening to the nbc announcers in last night's 49 erwin over minnesota you got the feeling nate davis might win that back up job to alex smith. then the coach had his say. >> oh my goodness. this looks like john elway throwing this ball. fans and national commentators aligning were easily impressed by davis. no other quarterback on the roster could make that throw but mike singletary wants more. >> you have to learn how to play the position, command the huddle. get people in and out of the huddle. >> and the rookie with the ball is davis. close to a first down. >> you got to know what a first down marker is. you don't just fall. i mean. so don't get me started 0 than one. >> reporter: a solid showing against the vikings aside. >> i'm impressed tonight he is playing very well. >> singletary and davis agree he is still behind the learning curve. >> right now nate davis is working his tail off to try and learn this system but, in the off-season, that's when you take the time to get that done. and i'm not sure how hard he worked this off-season getting that done. >> me and the coach had a big talk, you know what i am saying. i did work hard in the summer but it showed i should have worked harder, that was the main thing. i'm playing a little catch up right now but i'm working hard every day, going to keep on working. >> he is still learning how to do that and i don't know how long it's going to take. i don't know how much time we have. >> interesting. as bill walsh used to use the media at times to motivate players and i don't know that single terry was doing that but you can find out for yourself saturday 10:00. my cheap promo, 49ers and raiders on the cw cable 12. >>> one less rumor for tiger woods to have to answer. tiger is officially divorced. his now ex-wife elin filed for divorce in light of his infidelity scandal. no terms of the divorce were announced. they would only say that they are sharing parenting of their two young children. >>> while you were working out a nine-figure settlement this weekend here is what you missed. he didn't break the lens. . >> nate is coming over again against that line. >> oh no. >> yes, he did. >> oh my goodness. >> cleveland's jayson nix ready for his clothes-up but at least he didn't break the lens. >>> moments into the indy car race in infinion dan well done clipped and flipped. he walks away unharmed despite landing upside down. his analysis. >> it's never a good thing to be upside down. >> little league world series, the fly ball down the line, new jersey's joey rows leans over, makes the catch against the tarp, fires, strikes the home plate, a be line the butt tag, like they drew it up. >> ben watson, watch. in the end zone, yes, he makes the catch. back of the end zone, touchdown to cleveland. >> cleveland. >> finally. >> cleveland. >> finally, the "spiderman" epidemic in japan for the second time this summer, a feeler climbs the wall, takes the home run away in spectacular fashion. amaya soi cheer oh who also place for the hiroshima carpenters, i don't know how they get away with that, but it's a spectacular catch. the rule is as long as you are connected to the field of play that's a legal catch. he actually could have been in the stand as long as he had his food up on the guy, it would have been perfectly legal. >> you're so flexible. >>> we're seeing some great football. i know it's preseason, i get that, but -- >> a lot of little sub plots goin' on right now t raiders played well last week, the 49ers played well last week. the battle of the bay and all the records aside because anything can happen. >> can't miss it. >> going to be huge. >> the first battle of the bay, right. >> how about the whale, big splash.? see you at 10:00 and 11:00. good night. ,,,, b-a-c-c-a-l-a-u-r-e-a-t-e. baccalaureate. correct. [ audience groans ] since this competition hasng for 48 hours and we have yet to eliminate anyone, it is the decision of this board to declare all 20 contestants winners. you have all competed admirably. admirably. a-d-m-i-r-a-b-l-y. admirably. [ male announcer ] at&t is making high speed internet affordable for only $14.95 a month with select services.
ha ha ha. listening to the nbc announcers in last night's 49 erwin over minnesota you got the feeling nate davis might win that back up job to alex smith. then the coach had his say. >> oh my goodness. this looks like john elway throwing this ball. fans and national commentators aligning were easily impressed by davis. no other quarterback on the roster could make that throw but mike singletary wants more. >> you have to learn how to play the position, command the huddle. get people...
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ha ha ha! - woo! - dang! velveeta & rotel. man, that's good! >>> good morning. it's 5:22 monday morning. hope you had a nice weekend. right now the commute across the golden gate bridge, let's give you a live look. traffic moving well. not foggy this morning. clear, cool temperatures. talking to mike and megan coming up. >> right now this story for you. a group of san francisco tourists will have something to talk about when they get home. they received quite a square when their double-decker bus collided with a car in the north beach neighborhood yesterday. >> waiting to cross. and the happened sign on stop. so obviously parked. suddenly this massive crash. >> one passenger on the bus was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor injuries. the cause of the crash is still under investigation but witnesses say they saw the car run a red light before it slammed into the bus. >> spiderman, not the comic superhero, is in trouble with the law again, this time australia. police arrested the skyscraper climber after he scaled to the top of a 57 story building with his bare hands in downtown sidney. he is known for climbing some of the world's tallist and famous buildings without a rope or other equipment. many of his climbs are resulted in arrests and fines. the 48-year-old hasd more than 70 skyscrapers around the world. >> two new movies were in a photo finish for the top spot at the box office. the last exsix had a slim lead. it was followed by takers. the two movies are so close, the rankings could change after the final numbers are tallied and released today. rounding out the top five, the expendables, eat, pray, love and the other guys. >> the first online public high school in the bay area. it's run by the san jose unified school district and called liberty online. there are no classes, just students at home with teachers monitoring the progress on the web. >> "the washington post" says you've got bothersome friends online? well, there are applications to save you. people with friends on twitter can buy a phone that blocks friends' tweets without letting them know they've been blocked. the ex-blocker by ex-boyfriend or girlfriends and telling people which places to avoid to avoid bumping into the undesirable. >> "the new york times" looks at ads that f
ha ha ha! - woo! - dang! velveeta & rotel. man, that's good! >>> good morning. it's 5:22 monday morning. hope you had a nice weekend. right now the commute across the golden gate bridge, let's give you a live look. traffic moving well. not foggy this morning. clear, cool temperatures. talking to mike and megan coming up. >> right now this story for you. a group of san francisco tourists will have something to talk about when they get home. they received quite a square when...
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has been posted -- residence. knowing has been posted. there has been outrage -- nothing has been posted. there has been outrage on the management level. on the one hand we hear that the purpose of the people who are organizing this is to reach lower income people and on the other hand all the support is from people who can afford rents at that neighborhood, who are not low income. so, this is talking out of two sides of your mouth. there is a major skateboarding problem down there and this will just add to it and there's no staffing, nobody to deal with it. i'm delighted that commissioner buhl has observed the -- buell has observed the charm of bocce in france, so have i, on small village squares. there are big traffic problems there. this is a totally ill-conceived idea and now we learn there's a facility of aquatic park which is a much more reasonable location. >> jerry and then we have ramon hernandez. >> good afternoon again, jerry. i hate to spar with my friend, but we occasionally are on opposite sides. i just want to point out that this week was national night out and in north beac
has been posted -- residence. knowing has been posted. there has been outrage -- nothing has been posted. there has been outrage on the management level. on the one hand we hear that the purpose of the people who are organizing this is to reach lower income people and on the other hand all the support is from people who can afford rents at that neighborhood, who are not low income. so, this is talking out of two sides of your mouth. there is a major skateboarding problem down there and this...
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has ever faced. now, the president has an update. it turns out that most of the oil in the sea has gone. >> the vast majority of the spilled oil has been disbursed or removed from the water, so the long battle to stop the leak and contain the oil is finally close to coming to an end. and we are very pleased with that. [applause] >> this is what is stopping the oil at the moment. over the last 24 hours, engineers have come heavy drilling mud into the blown out well, a process known as static killed. after the heavy drilling may come a round of cement. is to be conned in during the next few days. finally in mid-august, but an estimate will be pumped in from a release well -- mud and cement. that should and results were good. this afternoon, the white house celebrated the success of static kill and wound itself answer is simple question -- was 20 k worth the one who got it right about the scale of the disaster? -- was 20 hayward -- was tony hayward the one who got it right? >> nobody owes him an apology. bp has obligations as the responsible party in this instance. >> president obama came to office with one lesson in mind -- if you do not
has ever faced. now, the president has an update. it turns out that most of the oil in the sea has gone. >> the vast majority of the spilled oil has been disbursed or removed from the water, so the long battle to stop the leak and contain the oil is finally close to coming to an end. and we are very pleased with that. [applause] >> this is what is stopping the oil at the moment. over the last 24 hours, engineers have come heavy drilling mud into the blown out well, a process known...
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has tackled the major issues. it was very positive that saddam hussein was toppled, but the situation that has developed since then has not solved all problems, but has created new ones that are very complex. the basic issue at stake is the fact that there has been a central government since saddam hussein who could control this huge country, which is more and more falling apart, at dividing along ethnic or religious lines. >> 50,000 u.s. troops are staying behind to help the next government when it emerges. what do they have to do? >> officially, it is their task to trained iraqi policemen and soldiers. unofficially, the soldiers are there in order to protect american interests, to protect the iraqi central government, especially when it comes to the permanent rivalry between the united states and iran. iran is the most influential player in iraq, mainly due to the majority shi'ite population. historically speaking, there have been very strong ties between these groups. iran does not want the united states to be successful in iraq or other parts of the middle east. should there be a violent confrontation between the united states and iran, it will b
has tackled the major issues. it was very positive that saddam hussein was toppled, but the situation that has developed since then has not solved all problems, but has created new ones that are very complex. the basic issue at stake is the fact that there has been a central government since saddam hussein who could control this huge country, which is more and more falling apart, at dividing along ethnic or religious lines. >> 50,000 u.s. troops are staying behind to help the next...
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it has a remote control that allows you to be able to control the spray features. it has a rear-cleaning, cleaning, stopped cleaning. it has a heated sea. it has a blow dryer. it has a deodorizer. and you can't flush the toilet with a push of the remote. >> ice cube maker, everything. look at that thing. and this is a little more conventional. >> these are the more conventional u.s. type of toilets where you can actually see the trap passageway on the side. >> tell us what goes in where and how does it come out. >> the bull has the water right here, and when it flushes, it fills up around this curve here, and it basically creates a siphon. >> so here we have passage through to the bottom. i do not know if people have ever seen the bottom of one of these. there is. we have a couple of holes here that are for mounting. usually, there is a flange on the floor. we do not have that here. then, we use a wax seal, something like this. >> is has a little cover on the wax, but it has a throat that sits down in the pipe, and this wax seals it's down there to make the seal on the floor. >> right. you do not want to take this off and stick it on because i
it has a remote control that allows you to be able to control the spray features. it has a rear-cleaning, cleaning, stopped cleaning. it has a heated sea. it has a blow dryer. it has a deodorizer. and you can't flush the toilet with a push of the remote. >> ice cube maker, everything. look at that thing. and this is a little more conventional. >> these are the more conventional u.s. type of toilets where you can actually see the trap passageway on the side. >> tell us what...