have our car on your heart our ha ha ha ha ha ha part of our. we are in the last days brainless sheep into the fold what kind of babbling b.s. theology are you talking about i have a master's divinity i'm a reverend i don't even know what his crap she's saying is it's like she's killing the holy voice the god voice and talking softly to people will think of him holy and oh and by my bible talk show up to all you voters out there don't be fooled by this one degree jesus taught it's b.s. real christians don't talk like that they are normal people bachmann is interested in being a star she does she wants everything possible to make it happen and so she's talking about stupid stuff like fantasy stories regarding the founding fathers changing her voice into creepy jesus ness and people i'm just simply here to tell you that bachmann is a moron buckman perry and romney are a bunch of snakes they are vipers they are whores searching for power and self aggrandizement. ok well thank you for telling us how you really feel there that was that was certainly.

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >>

what thelack in size, they more than make up with in personality, thanks to the man in charge. >> ha ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of wine drinkers. >> it's to promote wine to all nationalities, but with special interest on the african-american community. and i think that it's good for the wine industry. i don't say you have to drink african-american wine. i just want folks to drink wine. you may not like vision cellars phnot noir. that's ok. >> and mac couldn't have come into the industry at a better time. new research shows that only a handful of wineries are actually owned by african-americans, yet they make up more than 10% of the nation's wine drinkers,

any single time someone has brought it to the ethics commission, it has been disparaged and discarded. know your rights under sunshine? ha, ha. sunshine has come up with your approval, but come a long form application to make public comment or to receive public records. it is a disgrace that you allow that to happen. president chiu: thank you. are there other members of the public who wish to speak? seeing none, general public comment is closed. now we go back to our 4:00 p.m. special order. if we could bring up both of the parties, i want to complement the parties. i know you have been negotiating days and into the evenings. it has been up until today's hearing. i understand you have something you would like to ask for, which is a continuance at this time. >> yes. members of the board of supervisors, with the considerable influence -- >> please begin to the microphone. -- speak into the microphone. >> with the considerable urging and assistance of president chiu, we have decided we are willing to consent to a continuance. that has been agreed to by the appellant as well. opposing counsel i believe will confirm that. that co

"ha, ha, ha, ha." [laughter] "look, i can talk without moving my lips." [mumbling] [gasping] [laughter] [burping] [laughter] you should get drunk, go to a strip joint. >> why? >> you'd be throwing your voice in places it should never come from. [laughter and applause] some girl comes dancing up to the table, everybody hears, "let me out!" [laughter] "it's dark in here!" [laughter] "no coins please!" >> oh, stop it! [laughter] >> you don't think that's funny? >> no. >> you're gay. >> no. [laughter] >> [singing] gay, gay, gay-gay-gay, you are gay. >> i have a wife and three kids. >> [gasping] good cover. [laughter] you know what the gay folks need that they don't have? >> what? >> a superhero. >> a gay superhero. >> gay-man. ♪ da, da-da-da! [in affected voice]: hi! [laughter] ♪ here i come to save the day! ♪ and i look fabulous! ooh, and when he flies, his butt whistles! [laughter] [making whistling sound] [laughter] look, it's gay-man! [laughter] don't turn your back on him! >> oh, stop it! [laughter] >> unless you have the lotion! [laughter] >> you guys ha

ha ha ha! it's been a lot of fun through the years, hasn't it? >> yeah, it sure has. we've been in this market a long time. >> a long timd. we've done a lot of nice things. >> and we've caused a little commotion >> a little trouble we've gotten in, with both the tenants and the customers... >> and the customers. >> and the wives. >> oh, yeah, the wives. >> we won't--ha ha ha! you know, actually at one time, back many years ago, they used topen up at 6:00, and then they changed it to 7:00. and now it opens when you get there. heh! we actually get there sometimes at midnight, 11:30, and customers will be waiting 'cause they want to get their flowers. and they maybe come from a long distance, so they want to get them, and they want t beat the traffic. >> on@e at the shop, the flowers are pampered and processed abd placed in a vase. it's been a mere 10 hours since this larkspur left the farm in pescadero. it n@w heads out the door to brighten someone's day. california-grown goodness at its best. i'm dennis newhall for "california country." >> that concludes today's tour of

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ha ha ha! before he passed away, he was talking to me about the dances and all the language that he has revived back, and the last words he told me was to keep going to the indian classes and to keep it going so that my grandchildren could at least speak a little bit of the language. he told me so many things. he told me stories when he was married to my mom, and he told me to keep my culture... and told us to try our best to keep it going for the younger generation. this little place has a great deal of meaning for us because it's something that our ancestors used and walked on, and it's nice to see that other people have begun, for whatever reasons, that they've begun to realize that it's a valuable thing that's disappearing, and that we're the only ones who can really make it whole again. captioning made possible by the annenberg/cpb project captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

ha ha ha! get out of here. yeah. j.d.: for now, i was just glad to get back home where life wasn't so complicated. j.d., do you think that i'm making a mistake by marrying keith? uh... j.d. how could you just leave me waiting there? [thinking] yep, life is so much simpler here. >> august 4, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: so nice to see you. welcome to the show. my gust tonight, senator dick durbin from the gang of six, the gang of six. yo yo. you know, to get into the gang of six, they beat you inch i don't know if you knew that. saxby chambliss just gets up, come on, let's do it. anyway, special day. it's our president's 50th birthday, and i am no ingrate. i got him a little something that i think he's going to really enjoy. >> a massive 500-point sell-off dousing wall street in a sea of red. >> and the bears are mauling wall street. >> watching it fall now like a rock in a swimming pool. >> the 14th-worst point decline for the s&p 500. >> extreme fear and panic. i don't know what happened. [laughter] >> jon: ♪ happy birthday to you [cheering and applause] by the way, i don't have a receipt for that. [laughter] you know, america's recent fiscal troubles and stagnating economy shouldn't take away from the fact and shouldn't let us forget that we all hate each other. [laughter] a quick reminder of that in our new segment "culture war update: the dividening of america." our first dispatch comes from a veteran culture warrior, mr. lou dobbs, who seemed a little alarmed last night over a recent development in the world of comic books. >> peter parker, who was a white orphan from queens, was killed off in june during a fight with his nemesis, the green goblin. marvel comics saying it's replacing the iconic character with miles morales, who is part latino and part black. >> jon: my god, it's lou dobbs' worst nightmare, a latino that can climb walls. [laughter] [applause] not to in any way sun on his parade, but the new multiracial spider-man appears in the comic "ultimate spider-man," which is actually set in a different alternate universe than that of the real spider-man, who still exists and is still caucasian and also is not real. [laughter] but, of course, the arts are not the only battlefield in our culture wars. this conflict is also being fought in and around our pee hole. >> birth control for women now going to be completely free. >> no co-pay or deductible. >> i might be for that if i didn't see a lot of people out there able to buy a new pair of shoes. >> if you can afford a $5 frappuccino at starbucks, you can pay your $5 co-pay. [laughter] >> jon: what if you can't afford a $5 frappuccino and yet still have genitals? see, dana, and you know i like you very much, you and i as well-known television personalities are able to use our salaries to live on and set aside our speaking fees for frappuccinos and contraception. [laughter] not everyone can. yet they would still like to keep their, and let me use your starbucks parlance, tall family from becoming venti. [laughter] but you know what, maybe the sides aren't that far apart. let's break down the argument. >> supporters say this marks a milestone in women's health care. birth control opponents argue this is the government messing with god. [audience reacts] >> jon: i see. so on the one side they're saying greater access to contraception could result in $19 billion worth of savings and increased health care for women over a ten-year period. and on the other side they're saying, you're going to hell! [applause] all right. you know, boy, i got to tell you this, and i want you to hear this, the sanctimonious right-wing pundits always want to force their vision of the world on everyone else. because they're offended, we all have to give something up. >> this is a pair of steel beams in the form of a cross found in the wreckage of the world trade center. a group of atheists have recently filed a lawsuit saying that this cross should not be part of the ground zero memorial. >> jon: atheists! [laughter] damn you to -- atheists. [applause] by the way, atheists, why do you give a [bleeped]? that cross is an artifact. it was found at ground zero. it hasome to mean something to people who view it as a symbol of comfort. if it really bothers you, why not just think of it as a metal t-shaped thingy? or purely an architectural term. it's not a cross. it's a cross beam. don't think of it as an ode to jesus. think of it as an homage to jesus the canaanite with a relatively unsuccessful carpentry business. [laughter] but you know what, that's fine, that's fine. that's our system. you can file lawsuits. just because there is a lawsuit doesn't mean that it will be successful. everyone is entitled to their day in court. it's not like the atheists are being total dicks about it. >> here's a quote from dave silverman, the president of the american atheists organization. "the world trade center cross has become a christian icon. it has been blessed by so-called holy men and presented as a reminder that their god, who couldn't be bothered to stop the muslim terrorists or prevent 3,000 people from being killed in his name, cared only enough to best

ha ha ha i just i just want to say just one sentence for your people and for the viewers. we really love all human beings thought it was designed. and this is from everything language is the races color of a skin how to hide in sunny has gotten wherever there is a home in being that must be respected. and we're really really really sad when we see there is discrimination and poverty in the world the very music. hopefully there will viacom a day when there is no discrimination or part of i think the giant has china has got a very sad that the world is suffering from conflicts everybody enjoy. and hopefully peace the real killer whale in the world interviewed him elected this is the history of our country. for peace well being the security and friendship for all but i highly respect for all human beings. should leave me and my getting time with this is not thought happen unless we all join hands. we should all be together by and the form of building a better tomorrow for our children. and that they will come of it we should like you very much. fight with us and. welcome back to our studio here in moscow with our main news this hour the leaders of social protests in israel are calling for people to bolster demonstrations

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to stop fighting but this may be may turn out to be quite difficult practically everybody has has an army has a has an arm has a gun and so this would be a very critical measure taken by the government and then of course next steps have to follow the political steps getting some sort of legitimacy for the transitional council and finally in a couple of months i hope that there will be elections but the way from from now at this point will be a long long one and very challenging one for the population as well as for the transitional council sam baker mentioning that it's a long and challenging road indeed a national security terry and also on the political side and libya certainly is not in the best shape following months of war and nato has provided now who do you think if any will stand to benefit from its current plight its situation. i hope and probably many people hope not only in libya that the people in libya will benefit from the situation certainly that's true already for the east which is more or less self-governing ruling there is a very critical situation as far as the west as far as the

has has has a long history of supporting and donating finances to two u.s. lawmakers but what about this political situation the current climate that we're in do you think accounts for why this unprecedented size trip now i mean they've been going over to israel for years but this is a twenty percent of the u.s. congress i mean that's a huge huge chunk i think it actually only underscores what has been going on for two years now which is really only going to show some civil society around the world including in the ninety's where people's movements are starting to recognize and understand that the status quo. in the general in the middle east is untenable and in particular u.s. support financial support and little support for israel is untenable moving forward we've seen over the last few months in the arab countries in the region democratic uprising by people demanding human rights demanding respect and ending their own citizenship back and part of their demands also been about the policies in the region specifically related to any. in the west civil society we have underway which are. great and i think. israel feels. that it is only. its. people and we are supposed to mean fight is finally making a difference now adam and your connections will shake your hearts i hope we don't lose you but let's talk about some of the numbers and the economy really is story number one right n

has -- mraimarini has has with shell, it is not all these terms are in flux, nothing is totally hammered out. that is the general [inaudible] of it. there is megawatt hours which do not change very much depending on how many customers you have. the more you have, the lure that becomes. -- lower that becomes. >> commissioner moran: how would they be selected? >> we were thinking that would be a geographic areas. 7% of the overall residential accounts. that would be across san francisco. the actual identification of which census tract or block or however we cut of the geographic areas, we have not finalized on that. the first crack out of the box, we do not want them to opt out. but what customers that want to stick with the program. -- we want customers that want to stick with the program. it might be more receptive. >> commissioner moran: in a market survey we went over, some parts of town for more inclined to stay in. are you -- is it to equalize? >> my goal would be those who have the most chance. >> the issue i am concerned about here is as we go through this, there is several risks that are monetized and put into a reserve fund and that is how we deal with them. this is one that cannot be monetized. this cannot be dealt with as a reserve funding and the structure we're looking at is we by the power first and without customers, and try to get rid of it. this is an area where there is unreserved risk. i am concerned that we're too aggressive here. i could hold this in abeyance but i wanted to identify this as an issue. especially if we are oriented to the most successful people first. the remaining 111,000 customers will be those who are least inclined to stay in the program. it is not an equally fertile back up plan. if you look at 75,000 as a percentage of the whole, that is an optimum rate of 32%. that is a number to keep in mind. this is a key risk element for us. i am inclined without further discussion to look at something which is more conservative -- a more conservative rollout plan that would cover that kind of risk. >> it is important to realize that some things can be mitigated. that is what we are doing with the program. >> 85% -- what does that mean? >> the firmed and shaped are resources were you take a intermittent resource, these are regulatorily definied. the wind power works when it is windy and the sun power works when the sun is out. when you are trying to get a block to try and cover when people are using their appliances and such -- >> how do we anticipate forecasting? >> we have historic data and we are forecasting the load. since we have so many -- is accurate. >> 30%, 40%, 50%? >> it will be in the 90's. >> commissioner torres: in the 90's? i did not think we have the technology for that. >> forecasting how much energy is needed at certain times of day? >> commissioner torres: yes. >> we have been given information and it varies through the year. >> >> commissioner torres: i do not think pg&e has the capacity to forecast accurately. local jobs, we have talked about that before. what local jobs will be coming to san francisco? is shell hiring local people? >> more notably some local jobs, we have been in discussions with noble americas. i will touch base on this as not having a single entity providing all services. we are talking about shell making sure that the buys are put in the system at the same time. these are large dollars but the one area where there is labour associated with it is the call center operations. dealing with customer interaction and the like. that is services we're talking about with noble americas about and they have expressed flexibility in how to -- who i are answering phones. they are a global commodities trading company. >> a temp agency? >> they are a broad company, dealing with shipping iron and other things across the world but they have acquired a subsidy that used to be a subsidy of -- and they do electricity commodity trading. when marin hired t

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by comparison, the arrangement that iran has -- mraimarini has has with shell, it is not all these terms are in flux, nothing is totally hammered out. that is the general [inaudible] of it. there is megawatt hours which do not change very much depending on how many customers you have. the more you have, the lure that becomes. -- lower that becomes. >> commissioner moran: how would they be selected? >> we were thinking that would be a geographic areas. 7% of the overall residential accounts. that would be across san francisco. the actual identification of which census tract or block or however we cut of the geographic areas, we have not finalized on that. the first crack out of the box, we do not want them to opt out. but what customers that want to stick with the program. -- we want customers that want to stick with the program. it might be more receptive. >> commissioner moran: in a market survey we went over, some parts of town for more inclined to stay in. are you -- is it to equalize? >> my goal would be those who have the most chance. >> the issue i am concerned about here is as we

has more has has natural gas into an instant worse than we're going all the toilet in iraq he only probably can't get it here from there so we try to build a pipeline through afghanistan and pakistan will save you so thank you for one food there interesting perspective as always we do appreciate you writing and giving us that unique insight from a cia analyst governor wilkerson and that is going to do it for now but for more on the stories we covered go to archie dot com slash usa and or you tube dot com slash r t america can also follow me on twitter at franzi i'm christine for that. to go and. bring you the latest in science and technology from around the russia. we've dumped the future of coverage. wealthy british scientists. tirelessly. market why not. find out what's really happening to the global economy with mike's cars are there are no holds barred look at the global financial headlines tune into cars a report on our cheap. download the official t.m.p. cation on the phone called touch from the i choose option. which all sheesh life on the go. video on demand parties mindful of costs and r.s.s. feeds now in the palm of your. mission. call . for news today violence is once again flared up the full these are the images being from the streets of canada. chunk of operations or the day. to come. but. it. can. change. here's my letter to dan bain the c.e.o. of trader joe's have also included a copy of the good samaritan act which was signed into being in one thousand nine hundred six by bill clinton and that encourages grocery stores to donate food and it protects them from being sued so i'm just asking him to consider moving trader joe's into the next step of simply not wasting as much food and getting it to people who need it i figured the c.e.o. of trader joe's probably wouldn't get back to me after one letter so i've decided to send him. a letter a day for the next month a letter went out to t.j. c.e.o. dan bain every morning and we continued diving as normal time passed dumpsters swelled with food and then suddenly the landscape changed we began seeing more people at the dumpsters and not your typical diverse people that seem to need the food a lot more than we did. as i waited to hear back from trader joes about all the food in their trash cans the world spiraled into a food crisis a kid kurdish leaders. meet again and again the key to. try. to be. comfortable to come. to. pan good he. came to meet shoot to. injure shane. and to meet. to a sandwich board for someone. to. come. to. the us from. after sending letters for two weeks i got a call from the trader joe's headquarters allison from public relations asked me to stop sending letters and to please stop bothering me they would not be discussing wasted food or anything else with me when i insisted on a simple conversation as a concerned citizen no cameras or interview allison hung up on me she said and i quote just so you know in our communities in which we have stores we do donate food that we feel is safe to donate seven days a week in all our stores across the country so i guess the problem is they don't feel that all this food is safe to eat of the thirty stores i called ninety five percent throw away everything except for bread so the dairy the produce the meat i guess they they don't feel it's safe to consume even though they throw it away the day before it expires i guess he's bananas aren't edible why they've thrown away trader joe's shouldn't be singled out it's just one company among many routes vons safeway whole foods cosco sam's club and many others throw away staggering amounts of food every day but stores are only part of the problem of food waste all of us throughout perfectly good food on a daily basis we let it rot in our refrigerators we toss leftovers because they don't sound good or were afraid because we don't know enough about food to judge whether or not it's edible wasting food is a bad habit that permeates all of society implicating all of us in the problem which means we're all responsible for creating a solution. that's the problem not a lot for your forty percent of health overall well household or for about. to hear what we saw was among younger people and you pay for this point black and white. they don't know what a bad there's. this this half is bad i think are here. these eggs bring up a good point about. a little bit about food safety here. i have never been sick eating dumpster food my family has never been sick and i have to be really careful i'm feeding a small child trash essentially. so you start learning more about food we don't know exactly when these eggs were thrown out and you can't you can't really smell an egg to know if it's good or bad so i researched it and what you do is you take the egg and you get a bowl of cold water and you drop it in and if it sinks to the bottom and lays flat it's perfectly good and if it angles up it's a little bit better for baking and if it floats it's terrible so these eggs are enjoy by november nineteenth today is october twenty first so i'm not sure why they threw these away but will test and make sure they're good really slim pickens there's so much food but it's all buried underneath this mountain of trash is all crushed so basically i have. breakfast for the family cakes and toast for about a week. people kept telling me about the issue of logistics how there's enough food available but the difficulty of storing it and transportin