ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha. ha, ha -- oh, okay. that seems to be the general sentiment among the world. and while gitmo no longer employs the techniques the same can't be said for cat terrorists in kitmo. >> see, everybody has a printer. or maybe that is a fax. ambassador, what was holder trying to say in that vaughn vow lewded statement. >> i don't understand it. i think she trying to apease the europeans who thought he is trying to rally the base. there is one significant point that didn't come through. he referred to the 2012 election. he said we will close it by that. if ed niese refered to a federal election as part of his job at the justice department, the next thing you would have seen in the darkness is a mob with torches and pitch forks heading toward his house. that is as paw lit sized a statement by the attorney general as i can imagine. >> it didn't even occur to me. i was thinking of other things, and that's actually the worst thing out of this whole story. i have to ask you, before you become president, or before obama

ha! ha! ha! ha! ha-ha-ha! chaz bono when he was a woman never felt comfortable with his jend sore he spent years in anxiety and turmoil and had to go through physical trials and pain to be at peace with his physical and emotional self! ha, ha, ha! now his knees hurt and he's going to get penises put on his knees! ha, ha! seventh grade rules! (laughter and applause) the (bleep)ing guy hurt his knee and you're still trying, huh, kill immediate? you had your shot, guys, for one shining moment you weren't the biggest bobs on television. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> jon: my guest tonight, an actor whose new film is called "50/50." >> how's it going? 6- >> great. um... you know what i'd do? faster. >> faster? >> faster. it's your hook, man. it's what you've got. >> like hello, i have cancer? >> that's what makes you different and sets you apart. >> okay, okay. let's try it. >> great song. >> totally. >> i have cancer. >> i was wrong, i was wrong. that wasn't cool. >> jon: welcom

bankers who is defining who is basically shaking you know his finger at the public and saying how ha ha ha ha ha we've got all your money i mean this is not acceptable well max this is paul fisher and he's saying in private conversations bankers have told him that they don't need to raise capital requirements as the bank of england is requiring them to do they're saying we don't need it because the taxpayer will bail us out look the whole crisis started when goldman sachs became a publicly listed company not that long ago before then the partners had their own capital at risk if they manage bad bet they would lose money then they went public and we started this era of moral hazard on steroids whenever a banker loses money they put a gun to the head of government and they enforce posterity measures that's an occupation that's not a free government that's not acceptable. ok max well it sounds like your mass is spreading throughout the u.k. because they would send us headlines from a viewer of this program call on twitter we could ferry sad she describes herself max as pro justice equity freedom

what thelack in size, they more than make up with in personality, thanks to the man in charge. >> ha ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of wine drinkers. >> it's to promote wine to all nationalities, but with special interest on the african-american community. and i think that it's good for the wine industry. i don't say you have to drink african-american wine. i just want folks to drink wine. you may not like vision cellars phnot noir. that's ok. >> and mac couldn't have come into the industry at a better time. new research shows that only a handful of wineries are actually owned by african-americans, yet they make up more than 10% of the nation's wine drinkers,

i was a currency you know it's kind of it's kind of cry so much of the way you know the sort of ha ha ha ha ha he goes down to the early one nine hundred thirty s. it was working that he imposed you know severely deflationary policies on countries that could could survive it i do think that's a separate issue what do you hate anglo merkel so much i don't hate her it's the fact that you've been beating her up all the all that are the programs she has bought the banking myth she says we have to give money to the banks and make them solvent if they lose all the money in the bad debt make them good you use the word financialization she doesn't she thinks that the economy needs bankers to run it and to make it work but the bankers product is depth and the reason we're in a crisis is that the debt crisis because the bankers have created debt irresponsibly she says it's not the government to tell banks to be productive be parasitic that's the free market rip us off hey that's the free market our job is to give the bankers enough money so that when they make bad loans they can do everything they ge

ha ha ! ha ha ! huh, what the-- oh, good, you got the crappy kidney. captioning made possible by comedy central captioned by soundwriters™ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> september 8, 2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is dale dill with jon stewart. -- this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. good guest tonight. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] my guest tonight -- my guest tonight very talented actress as is, very talented marion cotillard which is french for marion cotillard. [ laughterç ] [clearing throat] [ laughter ] [cheers and applause]ç [ laughter ] we're going to have the best frat party tonight ever. [ laughter ] obviously the president delivered his much anticipated jobs plan. we'll tell you all about it on monday when you no longer give a (bleep). but, let's begin tonight with a story you cared about last night. the republican jobs plan race for the white house indecisi

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscansout of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >> i

ha. ha. ha ha ha. welcome back to conversations with great minds tonight i'm joined by journalist and author edward as your day as latest book killing the cranes chronicles his experiences as a journalist in afghanistan during three decades of conflict in that nation you actually explain saw the three decades. ago white hair. there you know. it's what what are the lessons from from that this thirty years that you've seen in afghanistan that americans and americans and europeans i mean you know we're all in this dance together it seems should know that we don't know or that we seem not to be whether it's a policy level or the average person level should know to understand how we go forward. i think to understand what's happening today you've got to go back to the one hundred eighty s. you have to look at the past thirty thirty five years what happened in afghanistan and also the fact that even slightly further during the sixty's and seventy's the u.s. and the soviet union were competing with each other o

- ha ha ha ha ha! oh, look at the pretty balloon. balloon, balloon, balloon! - now, angora... - here's some more plates and cups. - i found the streamers. - got more balloons. - what exactly is going on around here? - haven't you heard, angora? there's going to be a big, big, big party! and there's going to be food... - ohh. - music, and food, and decorations, and food, and-- [balloon pops] aah! [cackling] - you all right, teeny? - loud noises scare me, shep. i--i can't help it. i've always been that way. [cackling] - teeny can't control her reaction, angora. it isn't nice to laugh. - hey, everybody. let's meet in the arena after lunch to practice the show we're putting on for the celebration. just found out the local tv station's going to be here. - awesome! - oh, neat! - ooh, tv. - like anybody's gonna see you when i'm around. how's my hair look? - if you must know, like something the cat dragged in. - now what's that supposed to mean? - whew. [car horn honks] - wha? that sounded like... is it? chase? chase! chase! chase! - who's chase? - beats me. - first i'

any single time someone has brought it to the ethics commission, it has been disparaged and discarded. know your rights under sunshine? ha, ha. sunshine has come up with your approval, but come a long form application to make public comment or to receive public records. it is a disgrace that you allow that to happen. president chiu: thank you. are there other members of the public who wish to speak? seeing none, general public comment is closed. now we go back to our 4:00 p.m. special order. if we could bring up both of the parties, i want to complement the parties. i know you have been negotiating days and into the evenings. it has been up until today's hearing. i understand you have something you would like to ask for, which is a continuance at this time. >> yes. members of the board of supervisors, with the considerable influence -- >> please begin to the microphone. -- speak into the microphone. >> with the considerable urging and assistance of president chiu, we have decided we are willing to consent to a continuance. that has been agreed to by the appellant as well. opposing counsel i believe will confirm that. that co

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. >> ha, ha, ha, ha. the nirvana song is "all apologies" not no apologies. i'm told we have another feed of huntsman's zinger. >> to hear these two go at it over here, you have got mitt romney who calledate fraud in his book "no apology." i don't know if that was written by kurt co-wane or not. [ crickets chirping ] >> obviously, we added in the crickets. i'm sure you realized this by now, governor huntsman, but if you were intent on going the nirvana route, the least you could have done was get advice from courtney love. not only is he kurt cobain's widow, the lady knows how to work the room. >> i look at audiences and i like what i see. when i say [ bleep ] you, they say it in a loving manner and they say [ bleep ] right back. >> charming. if you want to know my advice, perhaps over coffee on a rainy night, i would say forget about the nirvana jokes. if it's laughs you're looking for look at presidential candidate gary bauer and go big. >> see? he fell but it's funny because he got back up. let's be hon

ha ha ha! before he passed away, he was talking to me about the dances and all the language that he has revived back, and the last words he told me was to keep going to the indian classes and to keep it going so that my grandchildren could at least speak a little bit of the language. he told me so many things. he told me stories when he was married to my mom, and he told me to keep my culture... and told us to try our best to keep it going for the younger generation. this little place has a great deal of meaning for us because it's something that our ancestors used and walked on, and it's nice to see that other people have begun, for whatever reasons, that they've begun to realize that it's a valuable thing that's disappearing, and that we're the only ones who can really make it whole again. captioning made possible by the annenberg/cpb project captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

. >> ha, ha, ha, ha.irvana song is "all apologies" not "no apologies." i'm told we have another feed of huntsman's zinger. this time, reaction from viewers around the country. take a look. >> to hear these two go at it over here, you have got mitt romney who called it a fraud in his book "no apology." i don't know if that was written by kurt cobain or not. [ crickets chirping ] >> obviously, we added in the crickets. i'm sure you've realized this by now, governor huntsman, but if you were intent on going the nirvana route, the least you could have done was get advice from courtney love. not only is he kurt cobain's widow, the lady knows how to work a room. >> i look at audiences and i like what i see. and so when i say [ bleep ] you, i say it in a loving manner and they say [ bleep ] right back. >> charming. if you want to ask my advice, perhaps over coffee on a rainy night after a night at the chuckle hut, i would say forget about the nirvana jokes. if it's laughs you're looking for look at presidential

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ha ha ha would you explain how that works and not just in japan in a fully industrialized country but also in tribal societies i mean one time was is this not how all human societies worked. well it comes on what sort of relationships but i guess in a lot of the really important ones it's actually important for remaining debt to people because of that in a way it is sociality it is social relations community i mean there's plenty of societies where people are constantly giving each other gifts but you always get them back something a little bit more a little bit less than they gave you because if you give them an exact equivalent you're saying no i don't really want to have anything to do of you anymore you're paying them off transactions over so in a way transaction shouldn't be over everybody should be embarrassed even in medieval england it was like that i mean ninety five percent of all transactions appear to have been on credit most people didn't even really have physical money it was rare stuff so everybody owed money to everybody else and that was considered normal i was considered good as a matter of fact now that notion that you know you get to society or that your life is a dead to the gods that's kind of another thing now to emerge is especially governments trying to promote bad idea. and it's always met a certain amount of resistance people like the idea that everybody knows everybody else that idea that you're sort of born in this fundamental depth to something larger than yourself it's quite interesting most world religions start with that but then we kind of throw it away. potlatch societies are also most native american societies the polish was the person who gave away the most got the greatest status and when the polish societies collided with european societies which operated in a way that was kind of the exact opposite of that it created some real disasters. or at least some misunderstandings you can refine that a little bit. oh sure well a part of society is very interesting because i mean one of the things about gifts is that you know you cut your supposed to give back a little bit more a little bit less and ideally you really want to give back a little bit more and if you're entering a competition often you want to give back a lot more this is one of the things that always be puddles economists because their prediction is that society is about ash they're going to operate on barter everybody should be acting exactly like they would in a market trying to get as much for as little as possible but in they just be doing without money so of course i would be inconvenient to have to invent money in fact when anthropologist went out to see how people actually behave it's not the competition that doesn't exist but often the competition to see who could get the most not the least. you want to show off what a great man you are and sometimes your real objective is to put your rival by giving him a gift he could never possibly be back in their stories in celtic or greek accounts of celtic societies that when nobles were trying to show off how generous they were it was like a chess game everybody's trying to outdo each other every now and then someone to be totally checkmated they get a hit they couldn't possibly repay and the only honorable thing to do under that circumstance is actually to kill yourself whereupon all the goods are showered on your followers the only ultimate repose down there. i thought also fascinating the relationship between it and not financial debt but this kind of obligation is. cultural. debt and credit for lack of a better word and the evolution of the institutions of both marriage and prostitution . oh yes that's really fascinating it seems that every time you get commercial money which is not money that's used to rearrange those related actually actions that. in most stateless societies when you do have money it's not mostly used to buy and sometimes it is but it's usually not its major function usually it's mainly used to arrange marriages to settle fields as i was saying and sometimes this is a lubricant of social relations you just show up with your uncle you give him a little he gives some everybody sort of it's a way of expressing friendship amity goodwill now as a result marriages tend to be in the big alliance of families they get lots of the stuff away there's a huge debate actually an apology because people say well these primitives are just buying brides and said no that even though you pay a lot of money to the family you can you know if you're buying a bride you could then resell them of course you can't. however that all changes when you get a commercial economy and especially when you have a debit card what would happen all the time in mesopotamia as people have pointed out and they actually would start taking away their children and their wants so this purchase became well is that a purchase or is it not and then you have the fact that good appropriate moral sexual relations in traditional societies are one where the money has changed hands but what happens to that when suddenly you know you have prostitution and cash being used for buying sexual services becomes a big problem and in fact it becomes really critical all of a sudden to sort of separate who is the good girl and a bad girl and in a way this is how it patriarchy seems to have emerged in reaction to the market is even the first accounts of veils in middle eastern society they say well respectable married women have to wear veils slaves and prostitutes are not allowed to wear veils and in fact all the laws penalty the punishment is not on you know respectable women who don't wear veils that was i soon to be self-important make us but rather on the bad girls who actually do good. we're talking with dr david greene and we'll be back right after this. what drives the world the fear mongering used by politicians who makes decisions to break through get through it if you've made who can you trust no one who is your view with the global machinery to see