ha ha hah! >> oh, ha ha hah. you didn't recognize me. ha ha ha hah! >> no, i didn't. aunt irene. it's me--sid. >> oh, hey there, sid. >> hi. what's the temperature in minnesota right now? is it cold? >> oh, yeah. it's very cold. it's 29 degrees. >> wow. >> oh, you know what? i have an idea. i'll look out my window and tell you what's going on outside right now. >> ok. >> oh, well, i see a family ice skating on a frozen pond right near my house. ha ha hah. >> ha ha ha hah. >> oh, and there's piles of snow on the ground. and the snow looks perfect for making snowmen. ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little zekie, and, of course... >> me--sid! ha ha. >> ha ha ha hah. >> we'll be there soon. i love you, aunt irene. >> oh, i love you, too. bye-bye. >> bye. >> bye-bye. >> today was great. we learned all about different temperatures and how to read a th

ha ha! ha ha ha! - ha ha ha! - no, really. t's not being a friend. a friend is someone who is loyal, someone like hector. we are friends, right, hector? - yeah, danny. come on, man. i'm gonna go do some work for school, but i'll catch you later, champion. - ok. i'll call you later, partner. - all right. ha! - ha ha ha! bye, francine. - ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa" ♪ whoa, the sound from my throat ♪ ♪ made my mind want to float ♪ like the bad, little groan from the mouth of a goat or ♪ ♪ grab your cup, make a toast, take a bite of roast ♪ ♪ down low, the "oa" sound and make the most of your goals ♪ ♪ 'cause it goes ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ wow, it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ uh-huh, it goes, "oa" - [whoosh whoosh] whoo. ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. whoo. poom. [cheering] [whoosh] [tick tock tick] [chomp] [siren] [beeping] - ready, set, go. - oat? - yes. oat. - what are you talking about, bob? i don't see oats. - yes, but do you see goats? - no, bob. there aren't any goats. what do i do? - let's float. - h

- mwah ha ha ha. - no, no, no. like this. mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha! i don't think he would work this hard if he didn't care about the competition. - ok, he's surprisingly good at sewing, but manny would do anything to pull a prank. i'm not gonna start trusting him just because he created a few good costumes. - i think you're wrong about manny. he's not pulling a prank on jessica. - not pulling a prank on jessica? then what's that gadget right there? - uh... - hold on, manny. i'll take that. - hector, what are you doing? you're ruining my big scene. - oh, your big scene? more like your prank. you're not gonna mess with my little sister and zap her with your crazy... flashlight? - that is my mighty bright night light. - how else is mighty bright knight supposed to turn on the light? - hector, have you been spying on me? - no. i mean yes. ok, it wasn't spying exactly? - then what do you call it? - i had to follow you to watch out for you. - you didn't have to follow me. you made the decision to follow me. but you should have made the decision to trust me

ha ha ha! tie him up, boys! so, word girl, you ready for a real grilling? maybe a cheese grilling? ha ha ha! or: will dr. two brains use his goop ray on word girl? will she be able to escape? will this skirmish end in disaster for word girl? has all the reminiscing come to an end? oh, we're just getting started with the reminiscing, mr. announcer man. narrator: tune in next time for the conclusion of this suddenly very suspenseful episode of "word girl"! ♪ word girl hello. i'm beau handsome, and this is... "may i have a word?" as usual, the player who correctly defines today's featured word will win a fabulous prize! let's play... "may i have a word?" yes, you may! today's featured word is "elegant." to give you a clue, here are some clips from "word girl" that show the meaning of the word. yes, emily! "elegant" means stylish and dignified, like captain huggy face in that tuxedo and top hat. that's correct! i'd say huggy looks almost as elegant as a certain game show host. uh, who are you talking about? oh, no one. hey. what's that off in the distance? perhaps i should take a look. [creak] a-

ha ha ha! [siren in distance] ha ha ha ha ha. whoo hoo hoo hoo! 112,000 feet, and i feel fine! always got to push things to the limit, don't you? well, that's what i do best, frank. hawk: get off me! come on, you guys! break it up! come on! stop! [sighs] [clears throat] is that smoke i smell? looks like a fire out by ridgecrest. we crashed the x-2. my $4 million x-2? is that the x-2 that you're referring to? we, uh-- we did break both speed and altitude records, sir. and beat the free-fall mark by 30,000 feet. 3 planes in 10 months. that's bound to be a record, too, hawkins. the engine failed. the aircraft went into a flat spin. we couldn't recover. but you made it. that's the important thing. and you made it... [sighs] just in time, frank. good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. i am major bob gerson of the united states air force, and i hold in my hand... [jet flying] [clears throat] a directive from the office of the president of the united states of america. it reads... "effective immediately, "the air force's formal involvement "in outer-atmosphere testing and e

ha ha! >> ha ha ha! wow! d it definitely blew my pile of leaves all over the yard. >> wow, you learned a lot today. >> yep. >> so, do you think there are any dragons out there sneezing in the leaves? >> ha ha! no way, dad. >> well, i'm not so sure. >> what? >> close your eyes. >> oh, ok. they're closed >> ok. now, no peeking. >> what--did you find a dragon out here? >> oh, you'll see. >> ha ha! cool. >> and...all right, right there. >> all right. >> now just put your hand out... >> ok. >> and open your eyes. ♪ ta-da >> wow! a dragon kite, and it's floating around in the wind. ah, thanks, dad. >> eh, you're welcome, buddy. >> this is cool. >> hey, dragon, let me hear you roar. >> raar! ah, the wind is moving me around the sky. raar! >> hey, dragon, don't you sneeze on sid's leaves. >> raar! i won't. oh, oh... ah-ch--i was just kidding. >> ha ha ha! >> ahh, so today i learned that wind can do lots of amazing things. it can make waves or move big things, and it can even help make electricity with a windmill. so,

ha! yeah! uh! uh! ha ha ha! i'm a dancing machine! to "sid chat," with me and my friends. today we're talking about something we all really like. >> bouncy balls. >> now, gerald, you like little, bouncy balls, right? >> yes, i do, sid. see, i have a whole collection of little, bouncy balls, and they're about this big. >> interesting. >> oh, sid, sid, i have more than 20. >> ooh, that's a lot. >> no, no. wait. sid, sid, i actually have more than 30. >> wow, even more. >> sid, i have 38 little, bouncy balls. >> wow. >> wow is right. ok. may, how about you? what kind of bouncy balls do you like? >> well, at home, i have a really, really big bouncy ball with a handle that you can sit on, and then you can bounce all over the place. >> wow, that sounds like the biggest bouncy ball in the whole world. >> yeah. it's pretty big. >> neat. ok, gabriela. your turn. tell us about your favorite bouncy ball. >> actually, it's over there on the playground. >> really? >> cool. let's go see it. >> ok. let's see it. >> cool. >> hmm, so, gabriela, tell us

ha ha ha. ha ha ha. ha ha ha. >> ha ha ha! to read the tape. >>> still ahead, why are you awake? you're checked out for the weekend. tweets, texts and emails are next and "morning joe" live this morning from washington, mark halpern giving it to us, just moments away. 2 o0 hey guys, what can i get for you? i'd like a decaf 360 calories please. i'll have a triple iced 410 calories please. you know what... i'll have this instead. [ female announcer ] swap one thing a day for a yoplait light at around 100 calories. it will add up to amazing. it's me? alright emma, i know it's not your favorite but it's time for your medicine, okay? you ready? one, two, three. [ both ] ♪ emma, emma bo-bemma ♪ banana-fana-fo-femma ♪ fee-fi-fo-femma ♪ em-ma very good sweety, how do you feel? good. yeah? you did a really good job, okay? [ female announcer ] to nurses everywhere, thank you, from johnson & johnson. congratulations. congratulations. today, the city of charlotte can use verizon technology to inspire businesses to conserve energy and moni

ha ha ha! let's see here. what kind of metal is used to make a nickel? wood? what? ha ha! no. no, wood isn't a metal. bob. do you recognize that man? [screeches i know that i know him, but i don't know from where. and did you know that the word "dime" comes from the latin word "decima," which means "tenth part"? oh, yeah. that's, uh, interesting, yeah. i know! oh, uh, pardon me, sir, but your fake mustache appears to be slipping. oh! uh, heh heh! thanks for that. uh-- excuse me, sir. you seem to be really fidgety. is something wrong? well, if i knew what "fidgety" meant, then maybe i could answer your question. to fidget means to make small movements with your hands or feet when you're feeling nervous. you know, to be kind of wiggly. ok. i was fidgeting because i'm in a hurry and i don't like waiting in a long line! oh! [gasps] i do know you! you're the butcher! ok, there's my deposit. thank you very much, and here's your word girl coin purse/key chain. oh, yes! my very own word girl coin purse/key-- hey, buddy! you're lucky i don't know karate. pardon my impoliteness, kind sir, but i have important b

ha ha! >> hey, sid! >> hey, gerald! >> what kind of underwear do rain clouds wear? >> i don't know. what kind of underwear do rain clouds wear? >> thunderwear! ha haake a look at our weather map. ok, first we are gonna have lots of snow. >> la la la la! i'm a snowstorm. brrr. put on your sweaters and coats. >> then we're gonna have a crazy windstorm! >> shhh! i am the windstorm. look out! >> yikes! and finally, don't make any special plans for a playdate in the tree house because here comes a huge rainy thunderstorm. >> thunder, thunder, thunder! rain, rain, rain, rain! thunder, thunder! >> well, that's today's weather, folks--rain. >> that's ok, mr. weatherman because after the rain comes the sun. ♪ ta da i am the sun. i'm shining my sunny rays on you. shine, shine, shine. >> shine. >> thanks. i feel much better. well, this is sid with the best weather report ever! >> shine. >> shine. shine. shine. >> and now, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow. >> it's time--shhh! wind, wind, wind, wind! >> for susie. thunder, thunder, rain! >> to sing--shine, shine, shine. >> go, susie! >> shine, shine, shine, shine, shine. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. you kno

ha. ah, i love the ocean. >> more wind! >> whoa! ha ha ha! >> it's time for... >> good laughternoon! ! >> hey, gerald. >> what kind of underwear do rain clouds wear? >> i don't know. what kind of underwear do rain clouds wear? >> thunderwear! >> ha ha ha! >> wait, wait, wait. i have another one. >> oh. >> ok, what kind of underwear does the rain wear. >> i don't know. what kind of underwear does the rain wear? >> rainderwear! [silence] oh, um, now laugh. >> ha ha ha! >> now, that's funny. [recorded laughter] hello. i'm sid the weatherman with the weather report. today we've got the craziest weather ever! let's take a look at our weather map. ok, first we're gonna have lots of snow. >> bla bla bla bla bla. i'm a snowstorm. brrr. put on your sweaters and coats. >> then we're gonna have a crazy windstorm. >> whoosh! i am the windstorm. look out! >> then finally, don't make any special plans for a play date in the tree house because here comes a huge, rainy thunderstorm. >> thunder! thunder! thunder! rain, rain, rain, rain. thunder! thunder! >> well, that's today's weather, folks--rain. >

ha ha hah. >> ha ha ha hah. >> oh, and there's piles of snow on the ground. and the snow looks perfect for making snowmen. ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little

mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, welcome, word girl. control. wow! the enchanted city! amaaazing. ok, just a few questions. is sparkletopia really just a place in your imaginations, or was that just another one of count cloudy's tricks? what? also if the pretty flower mobile runs on sunshine, how did the wondertown elves ever get out of darkness mountain? i mean, come on. what? [normal voice] i--listen. just... [soothing voice] save your questions for later. [normal voice] word girl thinks she's in a tv show. how ridiculous! i totally duped her! mu ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, this really isn't as fun by yourself. leslie, get in here! you interrupted, sir? yes. initiate phase two of my plan. the button right next to your hand, sir? that's the one! word girl will think she's doing good things for that princess when really she'll be doing bad things for this princess! i mean prince. of course you do, sir. i'll just press this button and get back to my show-- i mean, lunch. i need your--i-- [soothing voice] i need your help, word girl. i need yo

swiss fondue is fun, dude. >> ha ha ha ha! >> from montreux, you can go from the ponds through the pines to the peak at rochers-de-naye, where santa claus lives. just an hour from montreux, but at close to 7,000 feet--a world apart--rochers-de-naye can only be reached by cogwheel train and offers stunning views of lake geneva and some of the giants of the swiss french alps, like the eiger and mont blanc. at christmastime, boys and girls from near and far come to deliver their wish list to pere noel, father christmas. >> i'm here in santa claus' village and here's his armoire. let's see what's in it. oh, it's all the letters. all the kids bring him letters and pictures and all sorts of things. i'm completely unprepared. i hope he'll see me anyway. oh, ho ho! so nice to see you. >> nice to see you, too. >> i've known about you for many, many years now. yes. >> yes, yes, i remember you. >> do you remember me? >> oh, yeah. you have not been every time very good. >> not always very good, but i'm better now than i used to be. >> ok,

ha ha ha! ha ha ha! good one, gang. . joke's over, tj, but nice try. and his name isn't chuck the awesome sandwich making king. everybody knows it's chuck the evil sandwich making guy. right, mom and dad? um... um... what's wrong with you, becky? wait. this really isn't a joke? you know this is chuck-topia, the land of many sandwiches. and chuck is king. come on, bob. we've got to figure out what's going on! [squeak] i got to run. i forgot about my-- sandwich making class? what? um, sure, sandwich making class. later! this is really strange, bob. when i made my wish to not be word girl anymore, i didn't think other things would change, too. that enchanted cake has some strange, magical powers. hey! that's where the jewelry store should be! and those statues of chuck aren't normally there. that's very unusual! [squeaks] oh, you don't know what "unusual" means? well, when something is different than it normally is, we say it's unusual. like that store over there. every time we've looked at it before, it's been a jewelry st

ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. it's something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cried tell and put it to sleep for a while. >> reporter: by the end of january, all the businesses have been evicted from pier 27 to pier 32 will have to pack up. the port will begin replacing and reinforcing the pilings on piers 30 and 32 where the team sponsor and hospitality centers will locate. it won't be until christmas 2012 that the theater gets a permanent home. they will be laid off for aer. > >> we have laid off 100 individuals. we'll be back up and running and hopefully with many of them as possible back with us. >> reporter: they will have to dry their tears fast this weekend. >> so everybody scrambles f

ha ha ha ha! lutes all the parents who know staying active with their kids is fun and healthy for them. >> ♪ i'm a whirlibird. >> pbs kids, where a kid can be a kid. it's word girl ♪ ♪ word up, it's word girl ♪ ♪ flying at the speed of sound, vocabulary that astounds ♪ ♪ from the planet lexicon, watch out, villains, here she comes! ♪ ♪ faced with a catastrophe, we need the living dictionary ♪ ♪ her superior intellect keeps the crime world in check ♪ go, girl! ♪ huggy face is by her side ♪ ♪ vocabulary a mile wide ♪ she'll make sure that crime won't pay ♪ ♪ and throw some mighty words your way ♪ ♪ word up, it's word girl ♪ word up! ♪ from the planet lexicon ♪ watch out, villains ♪ here she comes! ♪ word girl narrator: listen for the words "precipitation" and "meteorologist." it's been raining in the city all week, and tomorrow is the annual "end of the picnic season" picnic. oh, i hope they don't cancel it. [thunder] t.j.: now take another step apart. good, bob. be the egg. bob and i are getting rea

what thelack in size, they more than make up with in personality, thanks to the man in charge. >> ha ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of wine drinkers. >> it's to promote wine to all nationalities, but with special interest on the african-american community. and i think that it's good for the wine industry. i don't say you have to drink african-american wine. i just want folks to drink wine. you may not like vision cellars phnot noir. that's ok. >> and mac couldn't have come into the industry at a better time. new research shows that only a handful of wineries are actually owned by african-americans, yet they make up more than 10% of the nation's wine drinkers,

. >> ha ha, ha ha, ha, ha.top 40 music and gold tube tops, oh, no, a typical day at chez courtney, it can get crazy. >> a typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you. i get up out of bed and the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. my hair is done, my makeup's done. >> hair done. makeup done. we love you courtney stodden. >> my hair is done. my makeup's done. i get up at around 12, 12:00 p.m. and i make my mocha. i don't care about anything else. doug is wonderful. picks up my coffee beans that i spill on the floor. he picks up my foundation. he picks up my feathers from my big robe that i wear. my high heels are all over. i have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. a typical day for me is like a princess. >> somebody call mother goose, the best fairy tale ever. picking up her coffee beans and foundation and feathers. i do have one concern, now that princess courtney is married, will she have enough time to focus on her career. remember courtney's career from back in her single days -- queue the boat and the pin

people coming out onto the streets of moscow after allegations the december duma vote was raked ha ha ha ha ha the protest at least fifty thousand strong the largest in recent history called for free and fair elections and remains peaceful ruling party united russia lost popularity in the vote with official results putting their numbers i don't most fifty percent but experts say a sixteen percent drop from two thousand and seven should be taken as a warning i think a lot of people wanted to punish. united russia for having power for so long and maybe not doing everything they could protest organized by vast groups of opposition members are set to continue in two thousand and twelve next year russia along with the u.s. and france holds presidential elections which makes it a safe bet people will be out on the streets in twenty twelve in europe america and around the world and he's now a party moscow. and you can watch our special new euro coverage later on saturday as are these correspondents will be bringing you more on how they've seen twenty eleven. the obama administration is hoping to r

ha ha ha! lucy: hurry up, dad! let's go! come on. i want a ride! lucy! neil! scott calvin. odd place to run into you. luce? what's up, mr. calvin? can we please go? wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. what happened between you and laura? scott, i know you think therapy is like witchcraft, but you of all people might consider it. please, please. just tell me. you don't really know because you were never around. any news to you, scott. you were never a father to charlie. you put all the pressure on me, and guess what. he didn't want me to be his father. which messed things up pretty good between me and laura. you want me to go on, scott? lucy: come on, dad. the line's getting longer. excuse me, sir. curtis. yes, sir. can i offer you 2 tickets for a turn to build a toy with santa's elves? no. plus, i'll throw in this year's commemorative pen... what is that? which is voice-enhanced. will that be cash or credit card, sir? [curtis on pen speaker] will that be cash or credit card, sir? that's silly. and if you're still not sure... i'll even throw in a pass for the nice list. the nice list? walk with me, won't you? curtis, it's me. oh, for the love of candy canes, what have you done here? well, sir, this is a nice list kiosk. the line ends over there by the reindeer petting zoo. wait a minute. you mean parents pay to have their kids put on the nice list? that's not right. i better change things back the way they were. who's your boss? how do-- where's frost? curtis, where's frost?! security! bring frost out here right now! frost: i'll take care of him. woman: look. there's santa. nice to see you, mon frere. i've been waiting. hason p.a.: shave a reindeer for $5.00. hey, frost, frost, what about the secret of santa? how could you do this to the north pole? the whole thing is way too much work, way too much pressure. besides, no one even thanks you for all the effort. what do you mean, no thank-yous? what about the plates of cookies and the milk? please. i'm cleansing. so i stopped the whole toy delivery nonsense, and i brought anyone who could afford to pay right up here. who needs magic? who needs to be crawling on roofs and chimneys? i got everything i need right here. look around you. this is not how the north pole is supposed to be. you know this is wrong. why don't you chill out and enjoy the swag, huh? this junk is not what christmas is about. hey, you're the one who gave it all up. because you tricked me. tricked you? give me a break. i didn't know you had my snow globe. maybe not, but who said, "i wish i'd never been santa at all"? what? i said, "who said i wish i'd never been santa at all"? rudolph? ru

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >>

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ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cradle it and put it to sleep for a while. >> reporter: by the end of january, all the businesses have been evicted from pier 27 to pier 32 will have to pack up. the port will begin replacing and reinforcing the pilings on piers 30 and 32 where the team sponsor and hospitality centers will locate. the show now gets a period of time. home but it won't be until christmas 2012. the bartenders, wait staff and performers will be out of work. >> we have laid off 100 individuals. we'll be back up and running and hopefully with many of them as possible back with us. >> reporter: as they take their bows this weekend, they will h

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should ++ >> good afternoon, everyone. thank you for coming out this afternoon. we're very excited to be here today with the mayor to announce the completion of the central market economic strategy and to launch the community ambassador program on market street. i am the director of the mayor's office of economic and workforce development though it is under mayor lee's leadership that, for the past 10 months, we have been working through a community-based process to create an economic strategy for this corridor of central market street to help revitalize and stabilize this community. as a result of many, many community meetings, business surveys, resident service, focus groups, talking to a broad range of stakeholders, we now have a road map for how to stabilize and revitalize the market street. while much go

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should >> so thank you. i want to welcome everyone to a very exciting announcement around a pilot project we are kicking off today. and i also want to welcome everyone to one of the most parking challenged neighborhoods in san francisco, russian hill. i think it is well known that i do not own a car for good reason. but one thing i do want to mention is i used to live on russian hill. i actually did own a car for six months. it was a miserable experience. not just the cost of car ownership and gas and insurance and repairs, but every single night i had to spend half an hour looking for parking and when i didn't do a good job of parking, sfmta provided me with a ticket. so it was a very exciting moment when about two years ago, then city add vater -- administrator ed lee and i had a conversation with the c.e.o

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> i want to introduce to you and adopted filipino woman, the supervisor district 10, maria cohen. when al and kim got married, maliagood evening, and welcome. we have many things to celebrate. first, i wanted to acknowledge all the women who helped make this event happened. thank you so much. [applause] absolutely. we need to continue to strengthen the philippine the women's network, not just here in san francisco, but all across the country. this network is strong and robust. i am honored to be here as a fellow sister with you in the struggle. i have a very simple story. [inaudible] she is part of the philippine the women's network, and i owe her my life and for the success of my career. she was my consultant last year when i was campaigning. and when no one else would work with me. [applause] [cheers and applause] that is right. this woman is definitely a strong ally, and i over everything could i am so happy that you're honoring and recognizing her for her achievements. tr

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ha ha ha! dad! then it wouldn't be a surprise. >> there it is! >> awk! the frozen lake! it's huge! >> [cheering] >> skating time! whoo-hoo! >> hey, hey. one second, little guys. just need to make sure the ice is safe, eh? >> heh heh heh. right. this is frozen solid. >> so we can skate? >> you bet you. go ahead kids. >> come on, tiny. come on, buddy. >> awk! i can do that. ehh. whoa, whoa! oof! >> hating brothers. >> ooh! buddy and don the skating brothers. whoa! >> come on! >> whoa, ohh! >> ok, good. everybody's here. now let's get working on our big show, the pteranodon kids on ice! >> ooh! good name! >> what do we do first? >> we start by skating out on the ice together. then we all do one of these. >> hmm. maybe we should start with one of these instead. >> awk! i think mine has more energy. >> i think mine has more style. >> how about two of us do shiny's move and two of us do tiny's? >> ok. >> ooh! i know! how about then we sing some kind of solstice time song? >> great! we have a plan. now let's start practicing. awk! >> crack the whip! >> whoa! whoa! oh! >> you got it, eh? >> unh! >> are you ok, don? >> yeah, i'm great! we're all practicing for our big sur-- >> shh! don! >> you're practicing for what? >> our big s-s-solstice greeting to you. >> happy solstice day, dad! >> ha. why, thank you. >> phew. that was close. ok, everyone. back to work! >> [murmuring] >> good evenin

ha, ha, ha! [ crowd cheering ] - [ cindy lou ] he won! - yeah! and now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for. ah, yes! my award. [ whispers ] and the check. there's no check. are you sure? because i really thought i heard someone mention a check. i said there's no check. and now it's time... for present pass it on! [ cheering ] as always, we start with our cheermeister. cindy. cindy. right here. ready? here we go. and-- martha may. merry christmas. bless your heart. there you go. merry christmas. thank you. merry christmas. merry christmas. and the same to you. [ saying merry christmases ] [ chuckles ] present pass it on. yes. i almost forgot. [ murmuring ] ah, thank you. [ man ] merry christmas. merry christmas. thank you. [ woman ] merry christmas. merry christmas. merry christmas. merry christmas. merry christmas. [ grinch whistling impatiently ] merry christmas. merry christmas. merry christmas. merry christmas. merry christmas. my turn? there you are, martha. sorry i didn't have time to wrap it. that's my watch. oh, so all of a sudden everything on your wrist belongs to you? well, then you'd better take your cuff links back too. he's got nothing. that's not true. i, um, ordered from the catalog. but they're all backed-up and stuff. well, don't worry. i, uwe brought something fromfor you.alog. ♪ [ band plays ] ooh! [ woman ] what is it? the gift of a christmas shave. [ all laughing ] [ whirring ] [ young augustus ] look at that hack job! [ children laughing ] [ breathing heavily ] ah, yes, yes, yes. good times. huh? good times. [ augustus ] and now i have a little something.. for the love of my life. [ sighs ] ♪ [ drum roll ] martha may, please become mrs. augustus may-who. [ gasps ] [ crowd murmurs ] [ gasps ] oh! augustus. if you agree to be my wife, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, you'll also receive this. - ♪ [ organ: up-tempo ] - it's a new car! [ crowd gasps ] generously provided by the taxpayers of whoville! [ all exclm ] what do you say, martha? - ♪ [ countdown ] - ya got 20 seconds on the clock. well, i-- ♪ [ continues ] th-these gifts are quite dazzling. [ loud scraping ] [ crowd gasping ] [ man ] oh! of course they are. that's what it's all about, isn't it? [ laughing ] that's what it's always been about! gifts! gifts. gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts. you wanna know what happens to your gifts? they all come to me... in your garbage. you see what i'm saying? in your garbage! [ crowd murmurs ] i could hang myself with all the bad christmas neckties i found at the dump. and the avarice. the avarice r ends! "i want golf clubs." "i want diamonds." "i want a pony... so i can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue!" look, i don't wanna make waves. stupid, stupid, stupid! but this whole christmas season[ gasping ] there is, however, one teeny-tiny... christmas tradition... i find... quite meaningful. mistletoe. now, pucker up and kiss it, whoville! [ jeering ] [ shrieks ] [ crowd gasping, shrieking ] [ whirring ] [ yelps ] uh-oh. somebody's fabulous! all right, your turn! go on! that's right. - [ screams ] - [ scoffs, grunts ] yah! [ growls ] let's go! no! excuse me, old-timer. mind if i wet my whistle? well, uh-- [ gulping ] that's my good stuff! [ bottle shatters ] burn, baby! burn! [ gasping ] [ cackling ] oh, wow. oh, the who-manity! - let's go! come on! - no! wait! do something. right! [ whirring ] [ woman screaming ] [ dispatcher on radio ] calling all units. calling all units. [ whos screaming ] taxi! [ honking ] it's because i'm green, isn't it? oh, whoa! - halt! - [ brakes screech ] evening, folks. mind if i ride along? you might wanna scooch over. ahh. [ screaming ] you did the right thing. [ engine revving ] [ whos screaming ] - outta the way! - careful! careful! - hey! - whoa! - [ tires screech ] - whee! aah! that's gonna hurt in the morning. [ laughing ] oh! - [ shrieking ] - [ grunts ] [ blubbering ] - [ loud crash ] - [ rattling ] [ whos screaming, shouting ] - [ sparking ] - [ yelps ] it's gonna blow! [ panting ] aah! you fellas all right? hey, how about a nice hat? [ augustus ] lou? i'm hurt, lou. i'm hurt, and i don't hurt easily. but you and your-- your family. i'm so-- so disappointed. can we just get back to christmas... the way it should be? grinch-less. merry christmas! [ crowd ] merry christmas. merry christmas! i just wanted everybody to be together for christmas. [ footsteps running ] i quite enjoyed that. i hope i get another invite soon. [ cackling ] [ crowd cheering ] [ augustus ] come on, come on! good thing we have a spare. suffering snorkelblatz! they're relentless! [ flushing ] it's like having portable navigation. a bluetooth connection. a stolen vehicle locator. roadside assistance. and something that could help save your life - automatic help in a crash. it's the technology of five devices in one hard-working mirror. because life happens while you drive. this holiday, give someone you love an onstar fmv mirror for only 199. visit onstar.com for retailers. [ tolls ] only four hours till christmas! [ narrator yes, the grinch knew... tomorrow, all the who girls and boys... would wake bright and early and rush for their toys. and then, oh, the noise! oh, the noise, noise, noise, noise! [ grinch ] they'll bang on tong-tinglers. they'll blow their floo-flounders. they'll crash on jang-jinglers and bounce on boing-bounders! [ narrator ] then whos ung and old would sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast. and they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! they'll eat their who-pudding... and rare who-roast beast! but there's something i just cannot stand in the least. oh, no. i'm speaking in rhyme! aah! [ sobbing ] blast you whos! [ sobbing ] [ narrator ] and the more the grinch thought of what christmas would bring, the more the grinch thought-- i must stop this whole thing. [ wind howling ] why, for year after year, i've put up with it now! i must stop this christmas from coming! but how? [ gasps ] i mean, in what way? [ gags ] ♪ [ country band ] ♪ well, christmas is goin' to the dogs ♪ ♪ we're scarfing down the turkey and the grog ♪ [ yips ] ♪ [ continues, indistinct ] are you having a holly, jolly... christmas? [ needle scratches across record ] wrong-o! [ whimpers, growls ] hmm! [ grunts ] yah! ahh! [ whimpers ] if you're not going to help me, then you might as well-- [ narrator ] then he got an idea. an awful idea. the grinch got a wonderful, awful idea. i know just what to do. [ narrator ] the grinch laughed in his throat. hasanty claus hat and a coat. [ crunching ] [ yelps ] and he chuckled and clucked... [ gasps ] at this great grinchy trick. with this coat and this hat, i'll look just like st. nick. ho, ho, ho! ♪ you're a mean one mr. grinch ♪ [ snarls ] ♪ you really are a heel [ man ] ♪ you're as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel ♪ ♪ mr. grinch ♪ you're a bad banana with a ♪ greasy black peel ooh! whee! - ♪ just face the music you're a monster ♪ - [ cackling ] ♪ mr. grinch yes, you are ♪ ♪ your heart's an empty hole ♪ ♪ your brain is full of spiders you got garlic in your soul ♪ ♪ mr. grinch mmm. ♪ i wouldn't touch you with a ♪ thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole ♪ i asked for three-quarters, not five-eighths. stay focused! [ whimpers ] ♪ you know, if you asked the who's who of whoville ♪ - ♪ no one would deny it - [ max whimpers ] [ coughing ] ow. air bag's a little slow. but that's what these tests are for! - [ barks ] - ♪ you're a vile one ♪ mr. grinch ♪ you have termites in your smile ♪ ♪ y

ha, ha, ha every time somebody catches you in a double cross. everyone time some commentator like me is going to say i don't know ha, ha, ha means when i catch you double crossing another issue. >> he was very condescending and very uncomfortable, but, you know, it reminds me that throughout the campaign season throughout these debates, commentators have talked about how polished mitt romney was, how disciplined and how well he's done in the debates. the fact of the matter was he didn't have any rivals who were anywhere near his level. once you have somebody lobbing tough questions at mitt romney, he begins to sweat. he gets snarky. he doesn't have any good answers, so i'm not sure he was quite the polished debater so many people said. he just didn't have anybody who was prepared to throw real questions at him. >> so he lobs, but he doesn't lobby, just to be clear on that? okay. let's go to the guy who just accused of being a lobber, not a lobbyist, newt gingrich. yesterday he denied being a lobbyist inside saying he was a celebrity. this guy's ego. he's a celebrity who made enough in speeches, 60k a possible, not to have to lobe, just to lob. l

ha, ha, ha. (laughter) >> jon: how does that affect romney's rank on the yarmulkometer. oh, he is down to about-- oh, i have no candidate. i have no candidate! interestingly, the one candidate absent from the debate was ron paul. he is doing very well in the polls but according to rjc executive director matt brooks he was left out because the republican jewish council rejects his misguided and extreme views on israel. wow, misguided and extreme, oh my god, has he suggested israel has no right to exist or that it is to be exchanged for rhode island. >> would you cut aid to israel. >> i would cut all foreign aid. i would treat everybody equally and fairly. >> jon: good call, not inviting any presidential candidates to your forum who might disagree with you. wouldn't want to turn it into a debate. you know f there is one thing jews can't stand-- arguing. (laughter) >> jon: we'll be right back. >> jon: welcome back. the iphone, the ipad, they seem like the perfect baby-sitters. economical, always available and you can't have an affair with them. (laughter) but did you know they could actually cost you much more than a real baby-sitter? aasif mandvi has more. >> video games. for years they've come under fire foreign couraging violence, perpetuating ethnic stereotypes, and inspiring the faulty belief that if you get stuck behind a car for a few seconds your head will repair itself. but a new era of games have arrived that are good for kids. >> ou

house if it off is how forehoof with ha ha ha ha en and look how the white of >>jaqueline: we will have a detailed, fog coming up. on behalf have have off half from of of clueless if deadhead what room of diktat kind >>catherine: three sexual assaults on their will-- three sexual assaults investigations under way. a new hospital in your unit is causing a lot of noise for residents. the economy might be tough the he would not know it as the bay area gets ready to ring in 2012. >>catherine: to sexual assaults in november and december. a woman in oakland was attacked this week. alajandra cerball takes a look of similarities. >>alejandra: this is surveillance video of the man police believe is responsible for to fill the air raids in the mission district. because the video off, take a look at this defaced leaflets >> and oakland a female victim was attacked from behind by the same man. the suspect grabbed the woman and forced her against a date before sexually assaulting her. in this case, the suspect also robbed the victim and ran away. in all cases, the suspect was wearing a black city an

ha ha ha! v for victory! whoo hoo! you wish you could fish! (laughing) hey, you know, you did great. you caught a bigger bass then i ever did. yeah, it was fun. but i still wish i'd won first place. hey, even when you lose, playing by the rules and trying your best makes you the real winner every time. one of zach's fish is acting weird. chris: hold it! this largemouth bass isn't green, it's purple. ah, it's a special rare variety. gavin: this one's mouth is way too big. that's because it's a largemouth. no bass has (horn honking) ahh! i hate fishing! and fish! they made me lose! i never lose! ahh! worm! get it off, get it off! ahh! i'll get you next time, wild ratts! that's wild kratts. hey, guys. what's going on? nice trophy. did we miss something? it's a long story. but you're just in time to let the fish go. rule number three: catch and release. everybody grab a bass. chris: keep on growing, gulpa. off you go, swimming free and in the wild. (laughing) so much about fishing is about the biology of fish: understanding where they live, where they like to hide and what they like to eat. all right, insect larvae are a favorite of perch. so we could use this maggoty thing to lure them in. also this big one for bass. oh yeah! yeah, bass love big worms and big crayfish, too. see, if we all try different things, we'll figure out what the fish are hungry for, right? chris: all right, guys. fish love to hide in weeds, rocks and logs. so that looks like a great spot to fish. let's try it. ready? get your