>> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! > andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >> i know. >> when neil started working here, and i told him to this-- to his face--i had big hopes for him. >> when you say that to somebody, "i had high hopes for you..." >> neil did not hear that from me until we had a huge argument in the k

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [laughing] [laughing] >> stephen: next on the all china tip wag, north korea. country that has been led by deranged mad man. like kim il sung who erected a hundred and forty thousand monuments in his honor. there are more posters for kim il sung in korea than america has posters for "anchor man 2" then operation crazy pants ways taken over by him son kim jung-un who defied the west testing nuclear weapons. then in 2011 his tiny shoes were filled by his son kim yung-un. some thought un would be unable to complete the family tyrantsy. he has silenced his doubters. >> kim yung-un has sentenced his uncle to death. >> when kim was elected vice president of the central military, his uncle, only clapped half heartedly. >> tragic story. now we know the sound of one hand clapping. clearly -- [laughing] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: merry christmas, everybody. [laughing] >> stephen: i'm sure his remaining family members are very proud. or they should be if they know what's good for them. finally on the tee dub i love space. especially shooting stars. no matter how ma

[laughter] ha ha ha. geoff: ha ha ha. craig: yeah. [laughter] geoff: yeah. craig: yeah. off: yeah. [laughter] craig: well, that was a good week of shows, wasn't it? geoff: quality, solid, man. craig: ha ha ha. good night, everybody! captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- ,,,,,,,,,,,, female announcer: female announcer: sleep train thanks all those who helped make a difference last year for thousands of california foster kids. - thank you for helping foster kids. - thank you for the school supplies. - thank you for the new shoes. - thank you, secret santa. - and thank you for donating money. female announcer: your generosity proves that while not everyone can be a foster parent, anyone can help a foster child. - thank you. - thank you. - gracias por la ayuda. [baby chuckles] >> this is kpix5 news. >> and we have breaking news. the buses will keep running for thousands of bay area commuters. the contract deal just approved by ac tran sis workers. >> our betty yu joins us in oakland with the new agreement. betty? >> reporter: juliette, this was a l

. >> ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. >> pueblo long ago learned to adapt to hard times, dry seasons, war, incursion. and they had to deal. >> we found a pack rat. >> our first pack rat. >> in preparation for the summer solstice ceremony, game like rabbits and pack rats are collected for the medicine man as a payment for his services. >> how you notice is there's some droppings, fresh droppings. >> you see the droppings, you know there's one around. this time of the day, they're going to be inside their homes. there's too many predators around. >> it's not easy. once you find a nest, you got to dig after the little burrowing bastards. you hack, you dig. you dig some more. >> a lot of work for a small rodent. >> i was just thinking that. yeah. >> that's what our ancestors had to do sometimes. you know, when times go hard. right now there's this drought going on. if we didn't have the grocery stores -- >> right. >> then hopefully when you flush one cleanly -- >> oh! >> get it? >> got it right here. >> right. >> and give him a good whack on the head. >> the ratio of work to protein. is not in the hunte

ha-ha-ha. some kind of real life woody woodpecker there. everyone is laughing at him. this will be, by the way, i mean, i hope he lives a very long life. but if this is how they capture his death. there he goes again. yeah, we're all seeing daddy's butt now. time to do something nice. the holidays can be an overwhelming time. you are expected to cook things you don't cook. there is buying gifts. wrapping gifts. a lot. to help you navigate this holiday season. i asked my aunt chippy to answer questions from viewers who were looking for guidance. our viewers have been sending in excellent, well thought out questions, and here's tonight's installment of dear aunt chippy. >> dear, aunt chippy. why are you such a miserable bitch? boring 23. >> i am a miserable bitch because i get letters from [ bleep ] like you. merry christmas, [ bleep ]. >> if you have a question for me, please e-mail me at dear aunt chippy. [ applause ] >> pope francis this morning was named "time" magazine's person of the year for 2030. unbelievable, how much crack does a mayor have to smoke to win person of the year. but there he is. that's the cover. and, you can read all about it in the dentist's office in three years. managing editor of time revealed the decision on the today show this morning. and called the pope a new voice of conscience. he is a the good pope. i like him a lot. he is humble. modest. instead of riding in the pope mobile. drives a used car and himself. instead of a papal ring he wears a tennis bracelet from kay jewellers. he's just like us. a big story. people don't keep of on current events. so i thought it would be fun to send our camera on hollywood boulevard to find out what people think about time's person of the year. we did not tell them the person of the year watch the pope. in fact we told them elt was other people. >> what do you think of "time" magazine naming kris jenner person of the year? >> a good business person. with a good head on her shoulders. >> what do you think of "time" magazine nachli inaming kris je person of the year? >> she should get it. she hustled. household name. everybody knows her. she has been on everything and everywhere. so i think person of the year would be a good accolade for her. yeah. >> what do you think of "time" magazine naming rob ford person of the year? i think he is kind of a ridiculous funny character. and i don't think he should be person of the year. you know? for what he -- for what he has done. >> what do you think about "time" magazine, naming mama june the person of the year. >> i don't know anything abiout it. it is kind of cool. can't see the time sign though. >> what do you think, naming what does the fox say guy, person of the year. >> great choice. two great guys. >> what do you think "time" magazine, naming royal baby george, person of the year. >> that's awesome. >> you think he deserves it? >> yeah. >> she is like angry, too. she's like, yeah, like a mad dinosaur or something. >> what do you think of time magazine, naming anthony weiner person of the year. off awe i don't think that's an appropriate picture since he embarrassed his wife and

. >> jimmy: ha-ha. ha-ha. >> we tried to get president clinton. >> we tried to get obama. but apparently that, memo was actually in the white house, circulating, and people were making this, there were conversations like this, should we give it to him? i don't know. should we give it to him? maybe after lunch. he seems like he is in a good mood today. let's go in. not a good mood. don't go in. never got handed to him. >> jimmy: it worked out fine. fine without the president. first of all this album cover is, this must have cost extra. that is pretty great. >> this mustache wreaks by the way. >> jimmy: i want to add when i watched the movie i felt as if you had taken my ipod and made it into the sound track. christopher cross happens to be one of my favorites. and you have something very, very, well, ron has something very special for us tonight. >> is that why? i saw him wandering around in the hallway. i'm look what are you doing, go home. he was look you know me i didn't have a home. i live in a storage container, off ventura boulevard. that's,

ha-ha-ha! bulldog: tickles! mattress discounters' year end clearance sale ends soon. ♪ mattress discounters . >>> it is winter and flu season. this is in the south where it is bad. other states are seeing a rough season taking shape. you do have a lot of company. it has kerman is telling us, it is spreading rapidly. >> we had school age children, now this week it is everybody. the kids started it in the schools. now that they are home they are passing it to everyone. it is very common among all age groups . >> reporter: he is a pediatric doctor. he says it is the h1n1 strain. >> those that got vaccinated should be protected. >> reporter: this mix of cough, congestion, fever and body aches could be around for a while. >> a normal flu is 6 weeks and we have 4 more weeks, but every year is different. >> reporter: this can last up to a week. if you catch it early the medication tamiflu can lesson the symptoms. don't go to the office and don't go to gatherings with friends. don't spread it. wash your hands. >>> there is also a nasty stomach virus. a flu shot will not help, but it typically lasts 48 hours. >>> people were scrambling for last-minute tax deductions. there will be a big party trying to get more people to bring donations. they will offer free

ha ha ha ha. >> have you tried signing up for obamacare? >> what's that? o you have insurance. >> i have car insurance. >> what do you think of joe biden. >> i don't even know who that is. [ laughter ] >> hi. >> hello, new jersey. >> do you vote? >> i vote, yeah. >> who did you vote for last time? >> jill craney craig for mosquito control. >> what? >> what do you watch on tv? >> cartoons all day long. >> do you know who i am? i'm watters. >> no. >> do you ever watch watters world? >> is that you guys? >> i'm watters and this is my world right here. >> okay. >> yeah. >> just don't pee h [rooster crow] >> give them hell, bill. >> here is too -- to you, bill. [ laughter ] >> you have got some hair on your hands. >> snap out of it! >> here is watters. now, i send you here because i have been going down since 1971. guy down there under cover though. >> you should. you should wear a mask. >> they wouldn't know me anyway. nobody watches tv or the news. telephones, internet. they don't even have bank accounts. >> this is for americans who just want to say enough. i

ha ha ha! here it is. this one slipped my mind. you can build with me an immortality machine to give you what i got from the remnants of my spacecraft. so, yeah. - wow. - you gonna be immortal. you gonna be immortal. - daddy, when are we gonna get the remnants? - tomorrow. - tomorrow? [gasps] - gonna get them tomorrow during work. hey, you got anything that looks like parts of a crashed spaceship? - dead mom? - mm-hmm. - mm-hmm. right this way. [applause] - jordan-- so, jordan, hey, you think we should say good-bye? - what'd your mom say? - oh, jeez. [laughter] good night, everybody. - good night. - whoo! - ♪ i'm gonna do my one line here ♪ - oh, yeah. central's world news headquarters in new york, this is dial "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: boom! welcome to "the daily show." miss to see you -- nice to see you. my name is jon stewart. one of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. we'll pick off where we left off last night with the united states congress. if you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the worst congress -- [ laughter ] -- in the history of not just this nation -- [laughter] -- so we thought we would check in on what today's congressional (bleep)ry was what do they do today? pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all presidential handshakes? [laughter] refuse to vote on anything except whether to add cronuts to the congressional brunch. [laughter] sitting around saying that sax by chambliss is an acceptable name. it's not. it's not okay. it's just not okay. [laughter] my apologies to apologies to ths family. what is congress up to? congress may be ready to call a truce in the budget wars. >> a bipartisan budget deal hasn reached to avoid another government shutdown. [ laughter ] [laughter] >> jon: deal? deal? what type of witchcraft is this? deal? the elders have spoken of such wonders but i thought like the yelty it belonged to -- like the yeti it belonged to legend. if this be true, it be incredible. may it be? could it is? >> we have a deal. ♪ hallelujah >> jon: that's it just two? do we have any -- >> almost a hallelujah moment here. it's not the grand bargain many were hoping for. >> jon: i knew it. so the hallelujah for this moment is not of the handle variety or of the -- handel variety or the leonard cohen variety. the melan collie one -- mel -- then the donkey was beside himself. [ laughter ] anyway, my point is this: the budget compromise is that kind of melancholy hal -- hallelujah is good. >> it's a breath of fresh air. not used to using that c word compromise. >> jon: i country believe those (bleep) c-worded. [ laughter ] -- yes, i can't believe those (bleep) c-worded. i hope my mother i

ha ha ha, i know you're going to do it now i'm gone. >> that's nbc's tracie potts. >>> coming up next, the draumgtic scene was caught on dashcam video, the officer who shot into a minivan pulling of children learns his fate with the department. >>> plus a warning for pet owners in northern virginia, >>> [ gunfire ]. >>> the police officer that shot into a minivan full of children has been fired. a police dash cam caught the whole thing in the video you see several kiz getting out of the minivan as the mother argues with police, after the confrontation, the woman tried to drive off. the officer says he fired at her trying to protect others from harm. >>> $20,000 worth of u.p.s. packages were destroyed today before they could make it to their destinations. a delivery truck caught fire at a warehouse in landover. it's not clear how the fire started. no one was hurt. u.p.s. has not said how it will compensate customers whose packages were destroyed in the fire. >>> animal control officers in northern virginia say they've captured five raccoons in the mount vernon area and one tested positive for a disease. canine distemper is highly contagious and can be deadly for dogs. the now warning pet owners to make sure their dogs are vaccinated. you should take your dog to the vet if you see any symptoms appear. >>> still ahead, storm team 4 tracking the conditions as a new we

ooh, ha, ha, ha. aha! i knew i had an umbrella.erfect for carrying stuff. huh. i really should get rid of some of this. (grunts) (hooting excitedly) you want that? oh, sure. (chatters "all right!") (chattering excitedly) (gasps) my first yellow hat.

>> ha ha ha! with the hand -- that was great. >> the location where he dropped -- please don't do that. >> it worked in practice. >> -- grinds up the sand and -- >> what? >> we've all done that one. >> i have not. >> really? >> maybe. >> never been caught, wait, wrong camera? what are we doing? >> yeah, i've definitely done that. >> there's some rough people out there. >> you know, it always happens. and that actually is a video -- >> those are the good ones. >> 2013's bloopers in the news business. more than 9 million people have viewed this video. and i think richard louis actually made the cut. >> i may have been. like i said, i've done things like that before. >> should have been, may have been. >> may have been. >> bill karins, what are you talking about today? >> ever go somewhere and take a photo then see something in the background you didn't know was there am when you took the original photo? manhattan beach, california, look to the bottom right by these two 12-year-old boys in the surf.

ha-ha-ha! bulldog: tickles! mattress discounters' year end clearance sale ends soon. ♪ mattress discounters >> reporter:as the year comes to a close - becky anderson has of the most memorable movie moments of the past year. >> reporter:throughout the year the movie industry has been vying for you're your attention. endless interviews have been conducted and miles of red carpet walked. but it's now that the competition really begins to heat up for the awards campaign season, whether that's for a british bafta, french cesar or ultimate hollywood accolade an academy award. >> reporter:we start with the current front runner - 12 years a slave. steve mcqueen's harrowing depiction of solomon northrup's enslavement between 1841 and 1853 has put him in line for a best director award. >> reporter:plus a powerful performance from chiwetel ejiofor in the lead role puts him in the race for best actor. >>so i felt the responsibility the responsibility of it to solomon northrup and his descendants, responsibility to a story inside the slave experience i'd never seen that film. >>my name is jordan belfour. the year i turned 26 i made 49 million dollars which really

official warnings that the scheme will endanger the british economy yeah i tweeted about this i said ha ha ha you limey plugs we tried to tell you we warned you. the government is not publishing what we have been reporting on this show that they have to buy scheme will cause more than one hundred percent.

ha-ha-ha! bulldog: tickles! mattress discounters' year end clearance sale ends soon. ♪ mattress discounters a 13 year-old girl behind me at the hospital hasad. she's down to her last few hours unless her family can do something about it. i'm will tran live from children's hospital. i will have the latest. >>anny: in atlanta still allow paramedics were treating a patient. it will have an update on that story coming up. >>mark: and they say the smog is why we've had such beautiful sunshine. at erica has more on the forecast. >>erica: taken the live look outside clear conditions yes but we are looking up to some frigid temperatures. we're in the upper 20s for the north bay and 40 for the rest of the bay area. we are talking the possibility of a record-breaking warmth. of the highlighting today plus a sneak peek at what to expect on new year's eve coming up in just a couple of minutes. good morning george. >>george:hi

ha ha ha you limey plugs we tried to tell you we warned you. the government is not publishing what we have been reporting on this show that they have to buy scheme will cause more than one hundred percent guaranteed outcome a crash in the real estate market and people will be underwater negative equity and the banks will need another bailout and the wealth and income disparity will increase yet again the banks will need another bailout they will have caused an uncontrollable catastrophe but it is us who will get the blame who have to pay the costs are all going now we're all equal joining the fate of uncle jang awaits us all. to well a string of independent housing experts have publicly warned that help to buy launched by george osborne in this year's budget to give people a lift on to the property ladder will overheat the housing market and detonate a bomb under the british economy yeah they use that language detonate a bomb detonate a bomb a financial bomb sounds like you know car bomb or suicide vest or suicide banker or financial terrorist i mean except that it's not just a matter metaphor it's real they're causing widescale social. catastrophe. well it's social engineering and command and control just like we see in north korea and it's caused in north korea an uncontrollable financial catastrophe so people must die because kim jong un and his family will not look at it take blame for it just like here now one thing a similar response i see in dubai and this image right here which is a billboard from a property company called keep calm there's no bubble this is a good idea for george osborne he should import them into the u.k. . every culture has its own flavor of propaganda and i guess this billboard works to get these suckers buying into that real estate bubble here they have to have like mary berry bake a cake in the form of a real estate development she's going to some of the chinese or paul hollywood do some christmas jingle for gone call django before that thing blows up in their face an exploding coke. real estate nightmare concatenation of all day no equity well remember in the two thousand and eight crisis it was dubai which collapsed first their property market spectacularly collapsed overnight shake a guy who runs that place he split town for a religious holiday and left his cousin who. genuinely wealthy arab emirates and so this is another family sort of feud but we could see but unfortunately for the u.k. we don't have a rich uncle who could bail us out not even uncle sam not even uncle jang who could be but i would claim and. i mean i think i've done thing binding the chinese to bail them out i mean the chinese a

has been brain dead ever since. the hospital has been monitoring the situation. so far, nothing came back to show that she has a brain activity. her family still believes that she is alive. the want the court to step in to extend the time. >> the hospital wants people to know that the deadline for her to come off the ventilator is the court's decision not theirs. i had a chance to speak with the hospital's attorney and information has came out. many people want to know what happened. this surgery has been performed to plenty of times. and they have not had this problem. here is the attorney. >> there has been a great deal of misunderstanding. we cannot discuss any thing. it was a very complex surgery, this is something that the hospital, the state, they have to make a determination about what really occurred. >> the step that seemed overwhelmed and exhausted. i wanted to know if there was anything said and as a definite a paris court to be before a judge. he stated a he was not sure he stated that the court has to decide what to do and that nothing is concrete. unless the family can have the judge and extend the time, the hospital stated that they have no chores to remove her from the ventilator. we're out here to try to get information from the family and try to get heard above a turning. >> can they still moves occur? are they still looking for a facility to take her? >> that is a good question. over the weekend

official warnings that the scheme will endanger the british economy yeah i tweeted about this i said ha ha ha you limey plugs.

it is one of the things that i do best. >> ha ha ha ha. >> you must've performed like this before. >> for my father santa claus gave it to me. >> well it has some of the dogs hair in it. >> first ladies: influence and image, season two. edith roosevelt to grace coolidge. >> next, at the university of minnesota hosts an event with two former representatives talking about the recent budget plan in congress. what it could mean for future bipartisan deal. this event took place one day before the house voted in favor of the budget deal which now requires approval by the senate >> good afternoon. i'm mary jacobs and the faculty .ere the average of the program talking about the significance of the budget deal in washington both in terms of the regular order in congress and in terms of its political implications for both the democratic and republican parties as well the origins of some of what we're been seeing in washington. we're very fortunate today to have a terrific panel. with real expense in washington and the significant ways, as well as leadership roles in the state capitol in minnes

ha-ha. ha-ha. we're estate planning. i was advising bonds. ah. by my office... (phone ringing) um, h-hold on. (whispers): i'll be right back. can you talk? we have a problem. not yet. hold on. okay, what's the problem? we don't have the office space. what do you mean? we put down earnest money. i know. and the bank loan was supposed to come through to make up the difference, but the bank wanted to talk to our current employers. will and diane? yeah. and we couldn't let them talk to them. uh, mom, i'll be right out. no, i'll just wait here. go ahead. how did that happen? i don't know. (sighs) john made some assumptions. but now we need $140,000, or we're out the earnest money. the $60,00 we already put down? yeah. it sucks. mom. it's better by the door. so now we need to get the full amount. cary... i don't have $140,000. cary: do you have any way to get it? alicia: this is really wrong, cary. i put up $10,000 of my own money for that earnest money. (knocking) cary: i know. i did, too... hey. we're up. hopkins: it's the marwat warrant. fisa court

has potential, but it is a fine line. >> if they are going re-do "naked gun" it has to be clive owen. it has to be clive owen. i don't even know if this is a question. >> i am telling you, greg. i would watch clive owen no matter what he was do dramatic acting, dead pan comedy. >> he can do anything. >> he can do no wrong in my eyes. >> i wondered how long it was since "naked gun" came out. i was -- i wasn't that young. >> you were like 17. >> and it is just a classic. now you know none of the other comedies around that team really compare to the first one. i am worried and it is all about money sadly. everything is about money. they see an opportunity to cash in and that's what they are doing. >> i don't know where you stand on this. perhaps i should ask you. >> why don't you? where do you stand on this? >> greg, here is where i stand on this. i never understood the idea of remaking movies. you don't remake "casablanca" and" love actually." why "the naked gun"? >> it is not a remake. it is a continuation of the franchise. >> he is right there. it is a s. >> remake movies -- they are movies with maybe a good idea, but not executed well. >> like "love actually." >> remake those movies. it is not "arthur" and" pink panther." steve martin is not peter sellers. don't do that. russell brand is not dudley moore. ed helms is perfectly likable actor and he is not leslie neil sen. just don't do it. >> i would love to see them remake "love actually" where everybody dies in the first 10 minutes. no, andy? you wouldn't like that? >> move on. >> andy loves, "love actually." >> we have all of these bad remakes. trough dogs and roller -- straw dogs, bad news bears. >> can anybody come up with a new idea? are they just seeing an easy way to make some money? >> has anybody made a remake better than the original? >> planet of the apes. >> it was different. >> have i to say i saw "planet of the apes" and the ending is so good with charl ton these stone. >> "evil dead" was good. >> it has to be a new flavor and a new take instead of trying to pay tribute and it is a fresh start. >> i'm sorry but "arthur" was great. me and russell brand. >> you like the remake? >> i didn't even like the original of "arthur." i don't like liza minelli. >> it was the feel good movie of the year. >> coming up on the -- do you have comments on the show? e-mail us. got a video of your animal doing something 1234* click on submit a video. coming up, windshield wipers. my story. test. test. test. test. test. >>> andy will be on "the real story" on tuesday at 2:00 p.m. eastern time. a new "red eye" returns tomorrow with ellison basher -- barber. >> e block. the last story. that's the last story. >> they are wiping out the wiper. the british car company mcclaren will replace

ha, ha, ha. >> is bruce springsteen the most overrated musician of all time? we will discuss in our new and improved "red eye" debate center. >>> all right. would we rather settle than be solo? a new study from the university of toronto found that men and women are forced into crappy relationships because of the fear of being single forever. otherwise known as andy levy. explain the lead researcher. sometimes people stay in relationships. they are not happy and sometimes they want to date people who are not good for them. all because they don't want a lean cuisine dinner for one. according to the findings 18% of north american adults reported worrying about a lonely, eventule death, andy levy. 12% had mixed feelings about being single x andy levy. discuss we must in the -- >> lightning rooooooooouuuuunnnnd it. >> lightning round. >> the only we do that is for sherrod. >> yes. >> they didn't even show it. >> they hear me. >> you knocked my earpiece out. >> it wouldn't be the first time. >> what are you doing? >> all right, kirsten, they say both men and women have this fear, but i think it is worse for a man. what do you think? >> men need help. women don't need help. women livelonger and have better social networks with their friends. >> this is true. but you know what, when i read this report i thought, hmm, i don't know how much i believe this. for a lot of young people, a lot of people in their 20s and 30s really in the dating world it is more like everyone wants to have casual hookups and no one wants to be in a relationship. in fact -- >> so you got my e-mail? >> no, sorry i'm taken m. >> it was just a joke. >> and it was a good one. you have had good ones all nightlong. >> i like this girl. >> what i am trying to say here is that young people seem desperate if they want to be in a relationship. i guess as you get older it changes and that's why there is the popularity of e harmony and match.com. >> i can tell you, greg, from what i am told in the research i have done in the shaggin wagon -- and i will have to bring a photo because there is a shaggin wagon. you look at match and e harmony and all of these other places and the reality is unfortunately as people will find out, supermodels sending you message is a 65-year-old korean guy named joe. so maybe settling is your better option given that reality. >> and as you get older you aren't going to be young anymore. see how that's true? you people keep thinking they are going to be young. >> it is not old-young though. when it is cold you need somebody to hug up on. when it is summertime you say i need my space. >> it is based on the weather. >> you go back and forth and baying and forth and back and forth and eventually you land somewhere and you stay there. >> with global warming there will be less marriages and monogamy. >> less cold and less marriages. we like flesh. >> that's true. andy, your cats are all you need, right? this means nothing to you. >> i don't understand what the fear of loneliness means. the only person who has a fear of loneliness than me was the uni-bomber. i know people who don't like being alone. i am not one of them. i don't get it. i like being alone. i think it is fantastic. >> it is different to be in new york city to be alone and all of these people around you. >> new york teaches you to crave loneliness. there is no reason to solve loneliness. you have to embrace it. that's what books are for. the books were created so you are never lonely. >> musicians and scientists and everyone important was lonely. you don't have creative time. >> from you lonely, just go to a bar. >> when you don't get a phone number. >> well there are things to alleviate that suffering too as well. this is a family show. we won't get into that here. you know what i'm talking about. >> prostitution. >> no, not that. something close. fisher-price, the only company i buy things from is taking crap from some consumers for one of its newest products. why are we showing these people holding hands a? is somebody rea

ha ha ha. i will be waiting homie, hurry please.her she joins her friend in prison or not depends on whether she and her boyfriend are acquitted on charges of rape and sodomy. they have been offered a plea deal that would greatly reduce the amount of time they will have in prison but they turned it down. >> i'mino sent so, yeah t is a risk i'm willing to take. there is 12 people in the jury. they will either feel sorry for her or for me, i'm not sure which one it will be. >> life is a gamble in general. you don't know what tomorrow will bring. can't find nothing on this. all this is just inadequate puffed up charges. >> he is facing an additional charge of false imprisonment a guilty verdict could be as much as 16 years. >> i have faith in god. justice system is the man's law, but i have a great god that i serve and he is a righteous got and i keep my faith in him not just what man can do. advised. >>> due to mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. >> they are the inmates whose stories we'll never forget and whose lives

ha-ha-ha! bulldog: tickles! mattress discounters' year end clearance sale ends soon. ♪ mattress discounters >> we are watching video, from morgan a point, texas. this is a refinery plant fire. these are some of the latest pictures. you can see the fire is burning. >> new this morning, she is at it a again. the fit mom holocaust controversy after posing with her three younger boys haseasing a 2014 fit momma's swimsuit calendar spreads the proceeds will benefit her nonprofit fitness without borders. >> this is the last day of 2013 credits santa rosa is at 38 degrees. most of the bay area is well over in the 40's. we have a lingering cloud cover and the visibility is down to 3 tens of a moderate >>mile. visibility has improved nor the golden gate bridge. as with most into afternoon we will see thamr. a mixture of sun and clouds. we do have another spare the air alert. some of their will have a high of 63 degrees. we will see low 60's today for fremont predict >> take a look at castro valley that will have a high of 63. low 60's for downtown san francisco and oakland will be very mild with a high of 64. i do not think that will breaking records. we will see more weather for 2014. >> you can expect clear skies along the embarcadero. your 7 day around the bay forecast shows warmer weather will carry on for the week and in fact we may actually see 70's. we was start to c

ha-ha-ha. next. santa's lap or flu shot? santa. all right. well, let's see. no. unless that is santa. no, no, no. we have two more. this one is -- santa's lap? you are just playing the odds now. that is. our keyboard player jeff avenue savenue -- jeff avenue son. one more, santa's lap, or flu shot? which one is senate -- which one is that? flu shot. most people see flu shot. and it is, oh, that's not. all right. there we go. you know -- not a terrible idea. kill two birds with one stone. and let santa give flu shots to the kids. they're already crying. thank you to all of the parents who sent us pictures. we appreciate that. what's that? yeah. tim robbins. there is a situation down in tim robbins dressing room. do we have a camera? let's see what is going on down there. >> help. help. >> oh, tim. >> jimmy: this is nothing to cheer for. what happened? >> my tongue is stuck to this frozen poll? >> jimmy: your tongue is stuck to a frozen pole. why did you put your tongue on the frozen pole. >> why did you put a frozen pole in the dressing room. >> so i can get it pumped into my dressing room. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: did you bths other tod the sign? the one right there. >> i didn't see it, the pole was in the way. >> do you go around randomly sticking your tongues to things? what did you say? >> guillermo double dared me. >> jimmy: say that again. i don't think i understood you. >> guillermo double dog dared me new do it. >> jimmy: guillermo, did you double dog dare him to put his tongue on the frozen pole? >> guillermo: yes, i did. >> jimmy: i am really sorry about that. good, the firemen are there. no, [ bleep ], [ bleep ], no! >> jimmy: tim what's wrong with you. the second biggest lotto, 8, 14, 17, 20, 39, and 7, the winning numbers. seems so obvious in retrospect. there were two winning tickets. one from san jose, the other from stone mountain, georgia. after taxes each winner will receive $120 million. hardly even worth it, really. the winner from georgia bought her ticket at the gateway newsstand in buckhead, atlanta. martin savage went to the newsstand this morning to interview the owner of the store. in cam cal tlifornia the owner store, gets $1 million. in georgia nay get nothing. used to get $25. they don't get that any more. unfortunately, mr. savage was unaware of the fact. >> you know by selling the winning ticket there is also prize money for you. >> i know, i don't know how much, long time, $25,000. >> it's a lot more than $25 t. >> really? >> it is about $1 million. that you get. >> oh, really. oh, my gosh. oh, my god. i never handle that much money. >> jimmy: and you still don't, unfortunately. that is -- cnn should have to pay her the $1 million, right. she should at least get an anderson cooper tote bag. some reparations. here is more outstanding newsmanship. being a reporter, it is not an easy job. you have how to come up with stories when there aren't any. but carrie drew from the local fox channel in new york yesterday went above and beyond call of duty, filing this hard hitting report that makes its way into tonight's edition of "how is this news?" >> the when it comes to coffee, starbuck's usually gets it right when it comes to spelling your name correctly on your cup, not so much. i'm carrie drew in the east village. i will have the story coming up. >> jimmy: well i will stick around for that. finally -- someone hasalls to tear the lid off cups. i guess. i don't know. quite an expoe sase. there is no i, my name is brian with a y. having trouble with a gift idea for a loved one. believe we can help. the best products, your friend and namely will love most. unquestionably are the products you see advertised on tv. the products sold on television in the middle of night some of the practical elegant gifts you can buy a person. best part you don't have to go to the store. order them picking of the phone. for your convenience we went through all of them. all of the tv infomercial products for 2013. we collected the best of the best. compiled them into this our annual as seen on tv gift guide. >> tired of coming home to a mess every single day. introducing the bull's eye pee pads. designed so your dog only pees in the center. >> wheres your umbrella during rain and snow. introducing the amazing umbrella. >> a towel between the toes or waiting for the feet to dry to put shoes on is a hassle. and time con

ha, ha, ha! ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl ♪ >> the music world gave us plenty to talk about, including robin thicke's "blurred lines" which sounded so much like an old marvin gaye hit. some called it a worst blurred line between a tribute and a rip-off. >> the blurred line as sampling and using something for inspiration it's tough. >> i think they may have borrowed the essence of what marvin gaye's music was about. >> i watched the video very carefully 60 or 70 times and after that hard work, i have come to the conclusion that the song is not very nice to women. ♪ i got my eyes on you >> no arguing that other artists broke ground some with newer sounds like drake. >> i truly believe that drake is the future of hip hop. if you see the crowd that he attracts people from every walk of life. ♪ >> some with classic grooves like pearl jam. >> i really think it was one of their better albums in a long time, so that was exciting for me. ♪ >> and some that combined musical styles with great success like florida georgia line's "cruising." >> that song was really like a summer anthem cruise. it was a great song. i like the suitable for pop version with nelle. ♪ dancing through the fire >> right now my favorite song is katy perry "roar." it's constantly being played on my ipod. ♪ hear me roar >> best video, anna kendrick's hit a remake from 1931. ♪ you're going to miss me when i'm gone ♪ >> worst video of the year, kim kardashian and kanye's "bound 2". although the best parody. ♪ everybody's like diamonds on your timepiece jet planes islands tigers on a gold leash ♪ >> best song, the crown goes to the 17-year-old phenom from new zealand, lorde who saw "royals" shoot up the chart this year. >> and it's actually that i, as an old person, like, which is great. it makes me feel very hip. ♪ hold on to me >> best run-away success, beyonce's album that rewrote the record books for sales. ♪ and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air ♪ >> but that didn't keep her from also capturing the, "oh, say can you sing" award for lip-syncing the national anthem. >>> the out of this world prize chris hatfield who covered david bowie's "space odyssey" in orbit. ♪ >> and the worst song of 2013, who cares if he was kidding. the fox bit. ♪ what the fox say ding ding ding ding ♪ what the fox say pop pop pop pop ♪ what the fox say >> the parody was so bad, it spawned other parody like "saturday night live". ♪ what does the girl say ♪ what does my girl say who dat who dat who dat. >> bad taste and animals running amuck were not confined to music in 2013. indeed as we turn our thoughts to television, those two came together to give us the worst idea for a thriller since "snakes on a plane." "sharknado" was a high flying hit for the sci-fi channel even if it was a low point. contrast that with what many fans thought was the best series on network tv, "scandal." >> kerry washington as olivia pope is scandal. oh, man, my number one show. >> there must be some unmet need on the part of a lot of people to have an affair with a president. i don't know why this show works, but it works. >> it's all about location, location, location. >> worst trend. the overwhelming number of programs playing to that same audience. >> there are a million of them. these shows trying to make something of these amazing washington stories that you can't write, you can't script. reality is better than fiction when it comes to politics right now. >> politics aside. several shows continued to enjoy strong runs including "american idol," "dancing with the stars" and "the voice." worst idea on that front? the diving competition for "b" grade celebrities "splash." crime shows burned up the ratings in all sorts of forms. in reality tv, "duck dynasty" swam on. >> i like a man with low maintenance on his bones. >> let me tell you something. you hit the jackpot. >> even if they ended up in hot water by year's end. >> this family is so incredible. such good people. >> "orange is the new black" made a colorful start. and comedies like "the big bang theory" laughed to the bank. >> i love "the min dee" project and "modern family" is a good family show. and we don't tend to have any of those so i like that one as well. >> worst way to get a laugh? "family guy" killing off brian, the dog. >> i think that sometimes change for the sake of change is just folly, my friends. brian is the only rational character on that show. i can relate to that. >> best return from the afterlife, that same character. "the walking dead" is a huge hit and plenty of other shows had successful finishes. >> i watch way too much tv but i love "breaking bad." >> "game of thrones." >> spoiler alert. he becomes a lumberjack. i don't know what they were thinking. >>> and finally, best commercial. we could have given it to van damme and his volvos or the camel. >> mike, mike, mike, what day is it, mike? >> wednesday! >> but at the last moment, joe boxer rushed in to claim the prize for k-mart with bells on. >> i can't with that. i can't with that. i can't talk about it. i blush like 18 times just thinking about each of those bells. >> when we return, we will be ringing in the new year with the best in law making. >> i would not like them here or there. i would not like them anywhere. >> and the worst in law breaking. >> have i tried it? probably in one of my drunken stupors. >> as all the best and all the worst runs on. >>> in terms of politics, last january, everyone was saying at least it can't get any worse. but now with winter bearing down again, well let's just say expectations are falling faster than the temperature. >> for your country! or do you want to take it down? >> stand up for your country or do you want to take it down! >> they will say it is the mean old republicans. do you want to! >> they will say it is the mean old republicans. >> feel like i'm serving in the kindergarten. >> if you care about politics, this is got to be one of the crappiest years ever. no matter what team you are rooting for, at some point in politics, you just want to put your head on the desk and cry. >> barack obama's second presidential inauguration brought high hopes for some, but they were short lived. one by one, big issues like immigration, gun control and energy development were pushed aside. >> he set out a big agenda and hasame republicans for that. but, in some sense, he's got to take responsibility for not being able to lead the country or the congress toward the kind of solutions that he's asking for. >> this law is not ready for primetime. >> lost their minds. >> every single member of the republican conference in the senate is prepared to appeal obamacare right now. >> i think it comes down to that >> i do not like green eggs and ham. >> i think it comes down to that classic debate of guns versus butter and it's really sad to say we will cut from education, medicare, social security. >> the worst budget blunder was the government shutdown. >> the democrats didn't want to shut down but once the ball is rolling it's too big and unwieldy thing to stop. >> hundreds of thousands of workers furloughed. many put out of work. >> why is the federal government spending money to keep veterans out of the memorial? >> the >> veterans were left to break in to the parks. and at the national zoo, the panda cam went

ha-ha-ha. >> that's right, kid president is here to help you find the perfect gift.om. kid president begins by rewriting our notion of what most people on our gift lists need. the truth is most people don't need stuff. they need to know somebody cares. it's about spreading love. >> then robbie novak known to the world as kid president comes up with some pretty great suggestions for the perfect gift. >> the perfect gift is something that makes the world better. go to a site like inspiredgifts.org. buy a blanket for kids who need them. send books to kids who need stories. you can even help kind, kids in need of desks. thousand of school desks to kids in malawi. give a soccer ball. giving gifts can change the world. especially when they're full of love. you can give a gift in honor of somebody. who can you get an inspired gift for, your teacher, your parents, your dentist. anybody. what if everybody gave a gift that made the world a little bit belt better. that video was posted last thursday and accounted for $109,000 raised for the kind fund over the weekend. after tel

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ash are great deal will be made of the extent to which india has or has not -- a great deal will be made of the extent to which india has or hasot changed. what changes has indian society seen? >> there have been some significant changes in the way that i response to incidents of sexual that i response to incidents of sexual violence and abuse. up courts that will deal with cases of sexual violence. those changes have been put in place by the authorities, and the fact that this case got so much attention did go a long way towards breaking long-standing social and cultural taboos regarding the public discussion of sexual violence in india. remember, this is a traditionally patriarchal society, and the violence and abuse against women has been going on for generations, and to expect that to disappear within one year is unrealistic. meet today,sters there is a long way to go in terms of changes that need to be done to ensure that there is safety for women across india. >> the one-year anniversary of the attack of a student. to south africa today, which is marked a public holiday dedicated to reconciliation a day after nelson mand

ha, ha, ha, check-- check out this hilarious video of you." >> that's right, so-- >> well, i would do that. i took the bait. and by clicking on the video link... >> something looks a little off. >> very off. am i already infected just by that? >> you're already infected. >> that quickly? >> that quickly. >> as trilling demonstrated on the second screen, the hacker owned me. >> from here on out, as we'll see, everything you do, gonna show up on the hacker's machine. >> so when i typed my username and password into a bank website, it appeared instantly on the hacker's screen, along with my bank account details. >> everything i type shows up here. >> every single keystroke you hit. in fact, if you make a mistake and hit a backspace, that shows up in the window. >> the hacker then followed me around as i browsed the internet. from cbs news... >> take a look at what the hacker sees, right? exactly where you are. >> to amazon.com. >> so if i buy something, they're gonna have my credit card. >> everything you type in: your address, your credit card. it's all gonna show up in that window. >> the internet hasa minefield. trilling says too few people have top-notch, up-to-date security software. >> there is something that would've prevented me from answering morley's message or i would never have gotten morley's message? >> as soon as you clicked on that link and you had security software, you would immediately get an alert, "this is a bad website," and it would've blocked the attack. you would've never been hit. putting on that software, you're preventing yourself from becoming a victim. >> how do i know you're not just saying, "go out and get this," 'cause you sell it? i mean, you know, there's a sort of conflict of interest here. >> well look, leslie, in 60 minutes, we are blocking nearly 400,000 threats around the world. if you're going out on the internet and you're not protected, it's like walking out of your house and leaving the door open. >> but mary rappaport says all the doors on her home computer were locked tight. she had anti-virus software and a firewall, and so she thought s

ha-ha-ha! >> oh, look at this! this is cool. >> oh! >> one, two, one, two, three, four! ♪ ♪ sunny day sweeping the clouds away ♪ ♪ on my way to where the air is sweet ♪ ♪ can you tell elmo how to get ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪ ♪ come and play everything's a-okay ♪ ♪ friendly neighbors there that's where we meet ♪ ♪ can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street ♪ cookie monster, good job. ♪ okay you heard about through word of mouth ♪ big bird is out he's in the house ♪ ♪ he's turnin' up with snuffleuff' ♪ ♪ they ready getting they hustle up ♪ ♪ they stick together like velcro ♪ ♪ there grover goes there's elmo ♪ ♪ and cookie monster there look he likes to take selfies with his cell-phone ♪ ♪ they got a home-girl named abby her last name is cadabby ♪ ♪ i showed her my report card she said ♪ ♪ not too shabby ♪ they got all types of cool kids there ♪ ♪ it's lots of fun if you live there ♪ ♪ but one thing i keep forgettin' bout sesame street ♪ how do you get there? >> here we go! ♪ sunny day sweeping the clouds away ♪ ♪ on my way to where the air is sweet ♪ ♪ can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪ [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! that's so fun, right? that's one of those moments you look at each other and go, "is this really happening?" [ laughter ] it's so amazing. gosh, they do such good work over there. the 44th season of "sesame street" premiered last week. you can check it out monday through friday on pbs. thanks to our friends at sesame workshop. [ cheers and applause ] the non-profit organization behind "sesame street." we love you guys. we'll be right back with michael j. fox everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] it's back! applebee's spirited cuisine. crafted with a touch of tequila, wine, and whiskey, by our highly skilled show-offs -- i mean chefs. are you really going to do this every time? new marsala mushroom sirloin and chicken & shrimp tequila tango. starting at $9.99. two new reasons to see you tomorrow. sweaters from fifteen bucks warm wishes with ♪ tonight out lift their spirits with jeans from ten bucks ♪ let's go out and reel in everyone's favorite shirts from just five ♪ everything will be alright slide in for great gifts for the whole family at 50% off only at old navy. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a multiple emmy award winning actor, activist, grammy winner and best selling author. starting tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m., he's back on nbc with "the michael j. fox show." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the great michael j. fox! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> a little chubby. >> jimmy: wait a second. you can't do that. oh, my god. i could feel it. i felt something there. i felt the moment there, yeah. [ laughter ] thank you for coming back to the show. buddy, thank you for doing that. oh, my gosh. always good to see you. congrats on everything. we got to hang out a little bit at the emmy awards. >> yeah. tracy and i, after -- before the parties, we wanted to go out for dinner, so we went to this italian place. and we strolled in with mick jagger. it was, like -- >> jimmy: that's the way to do it, yeah. i walked in. like, hello, everybody. [ imitating jagger ] and then mick laughed, yeah. >> it usually happens whenever we're in restaurants. a couple times we've been in restaurants, just coincidentally. and he sends me over, like, a plate with, like, chewed up french fries on it. [ laughter ] and, like, an olive. and then the other night he -- we were having a -- he's over with mick jagger. i'm with my wife. we're having dinner. and he sends me over, like, some kind of desecrated parmesan ham thing. >> jimmy: it was, like, a tiny piece of chewed up ham and melon. i didn't if you -- i didn't know what course you were on. [ laughter ] >> it was -- what do they call it? >> jimmy: yeah. that's what it was. dude, i got to say, look at this. this is the one-two punch. no one else can do this but you. look at this. the cover of "rolling stone." and look at this. [ cheers and applause ] how cool. and also -- "good housekeeping." [ cheers and applause ] that's the way right there. you did it! no one else can pull this off! >> it's surreal. >> jimmy: it's kind of awesome. >> it's surreal. >> jimmy: it really is. it's weird. and it's kind of -- wow. this is not the first "rolling stone" you've been on, right? >> no, i was on 26 years ago. >> jimmy: 26 years ago? is that right? >> 26 years ago, yeah. i was on twice during a period of, like -- i was on one year, and then on the next year and then 26 years until the next one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they work in that cycle. it's very interesting, yeah. actually saw this one. really fantastic hair. there you are right there. [ cheers and applause ] this one -- >> i'm rocking a mullet. no one rocked a mullet like this. >> jimmy: no, no, this is -- one of my favorite mullets i've ever seen. [ applause ] a crystal ball. >> i see that mullets will be out in the future. >> jimmy: that's actually -- you're predicting the future in the crystal ball. >> i don't see any mullets. >> jimmy: no, do not see one mullet at all. that's, like -- that's a good canadian mullet right there. >> that's a hockey mullet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a hockey mullet right there, yeah. >> that's a ron duguay. >> jimmy: you got it. you got to rock that one out. we were just talking about "family ties" earlier. and, but, that was -- was it 26 years ago? i guess, right? >> well, it was more than that. we started in 1982, so -- that was -- back in the stone age. >> jimmy: much different then than nbc is now, or -- >> well, then and now, nbc is just a good place to hide from the fbi. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] if you don't want anyone to find you, yeah. >> if you don't want anyone to find you. >> jimmy: go to nbc, yeah. >> we're changing that. we're changing that. >> jimmy: yeah, it's great. >> you ever do the nighttime rounds or the -- >> jimmy: yeah, me and you, one-two punch. we'll do it again. exactly, yeah. and we have "the voice," too. but we were saying backstage, it's pretty funny, because i think when you were doing "family ties," you had to broker your deal through, like, a payphone. >> yeah, i had no phone. i had no phone when i got "family ties." i was ducking the landlord and i didn't pay my bills. and so, i negotiated a deal for "family ties" from a payphone at pioneer chicken. >> jimmy: how about this year? >> did it on an iphone. >> jimmy: good for you. [ cheers and applause ] more with michael j. fox when we come back, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i got the tree, open the door! 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(laughing) whatever you do in 48 hours. droid does. it's not a toy. it's a droid. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with the one and only michael j. fox right here! tomorrow night, 9:00 p.m., you're back on nbc. you shoot the "the michael j. fox show" here in new york city, right? >> in queens. >> jimmy: in queens, yeah. did you get a good reaction out here on the street? >> yeah, it's good. i love being in new york. and i lived here. i lived here for years and it's cool, particularly -- they say hello, but in a really cool way. they don't get weird. they say, hey, mike, how you doing? have a cup of coffee. have some hot nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have some hot nuts. that's not what they say at all. >> and -- tracy calls me mr. mayor. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. gosh, tracy is so pretty and so nice, by the way. i love tracy so much. >> as d0 i. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i did pretty good. little run for your money there. she'll be jealous tonight. yeah, you watch, tracy. [ laughter ] i saw the show. it's great. on the show, your character hasand wave with parkinson's -- >> jimmy: not much of a stretch anymore, yeah. >> i can be the scarecrow in "the wiz." [ laughter ] as long as he has parkinson's. >> jimmy: as long as parkinson's is involved with the character, i can play him. yeah. do you put things from your home life in the show? >> yeah, some stuff. like, there's a scene in the -- it's been in all the promos so people have probably seen it, but there's a scene at the end where i'm serving breakfast to my family, and i have a spoonful of eggs. and i'm trying to get it across the thing to my wife's plate. and this is true moment from tracy. she just grabs it, says, enough with the personal victories, i'm hungry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. eggs are getting cold. >> it really happened. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. what about your kids? do you take anything, like, from their life? >> well, it's tricky here. you don't want to -- you don't want to -- >> jimmy: embarrass them. >> embarrass them. but there are moments -- like, t

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ha-ha-ha. >> other than his hairline douglas "bozo" whitlow had little in common with his namesake and his crime was no laughing matter. when we met him he was in his 13th year of a 65-year sentence for rape and criminal confinement. when he saw his scars, it was evident being a sex offender made his time anything but a circus. >> i was burned with baby oil and hair grease. it got all over my arm. it burned my stomach. it burned my back, too. i healed up good. >> whitlow claimed to not know who exactly attacked him, but he offered multiple possibilities for why it happened. >> whitlow constantly changed his story about what happened and why he was attacked. at one point he told us he was actually defending a nurse who was the actual intended victim of this attack. >> someone threatened a gun, nurse [ bleep ] it, and so i didn't want the nurse hurt. i said throw it on me. >> another time he told us it was an accident that it occurred. at one point he admitted that somebody purposely tried to hurt him. >> i walked up to the bars because i thought someone said bozo. that's what the guys call me. i went up to the bars and splash they hit me with baby oil and hair grease and broke my arm off. i didn't see the person who did it, right? there were too many prisoners out, so i didn't see who it was. i'm not the type that would tattletale on somebody anyway. right? >> whitlow acknowledged what might be his biggest problem in prison. >> most of it, the biggest percentage is how much i talk around the guys. one of the problems, issues i had was talking a lot. excessive talking without -- you know, going on and on a lot of times. >> not only was whitlow a sex offender, he was a sex offender that constantly talked about his crime and even his current behavior which was disturbing. he talked about it to anybody who would listen. and this provoked the other inmates, in effect, to attack him. what did you feel? i know it's a stupid question, but what do you remember feels? >> it was very painful. it was a lot of pain. it is nothing like the pain i went through for the false charge for why i'm in here for the last 13 years. >> whitlow was also insistent that he was not a rapist, but just an exhibitionist. at times, though, he seemed unsure, himself. >> how many exposures? i don't know. i was charged, i think, it's been a long time ago, i think three or four or eight misdemeanors of this same thing. it looked like i showed a pattern that i was trying to stop women then i raped this female. but no, i did not. i learned my lesson to not be doing that. a christian now, i know i couldn't be necking a woman unless i was married. >> whitlow had recent write-ups for exposing himself, not for anybody he was married to, but prisoners. >> i have to do a rape charge i didn't do. i was mad. anyone out there seeing this -- >> he intended to blame other people for his problems, but the fact of the matter was he was exposing himself to nurses and to people and then he would talk about it, which in a way, it's an affront to most inmates. >> the exposures, i know for a fact, that were forced upon me, forcing me to be in my cell nude in rtu without clothing. every unit my clothes were either stolen or getting lost. the problem is starting to be fixed. i'm proud of staff here. it is continuing to be corrected. >> we would try to conduct an interview and he would just keep going. the manner in which he spoke and conducted himself, it was draining. it was absolutely draining. it was hard to keep him focused. >> you see i was dressed for yous when you came. i don't have any other clothes in here. you see there is no sheet. i got one blanket. i don't have any clothes. that is not something i'm worried about because the lord, in his word, says we don't have to worry about clothes, he'll worry about that for me. i just do the best i can and that's what i'll do. i know there's -- i wouldn't disrespect you like that. i love you. >>> coming up -- >> when i was arrested he took me down to my jail where i had worked. >> an ex-cop lands in one of america's toughest prisons. >> i'm the old school, and it's very difficult. very, very difficult. 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