-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! >> usually early, not until after 8:00 p.m. din and jazminedeviated from the movie. don't worry they still fall in love on a magic carpet. >> you can't cut that out of the story. >> no, you can't. you can't deliver a mattress on a stick for sure. >> as for how it flies, the aladdin team would not divulge trade secrets. >> it is super magical. people are watching it. how are they doing that? >> their faces are like this. >> here, wow. >> and not just the cast that shines, says casey. >> when the tap dancers come out. you cannot believe how much sparkle comes off of them. >> reporter: backstage, we get a sense of what it takes to run the ambitious show. >> do i get extra pay for this. >> totally fun. don't look up. look straight ahead. >> though he did never show us the legendary carpet. at least we did get to test this, top secret special effect. >> oh! >> oh, my god. >> you pulled out every single stop. >> pretty much every one. >> well are pretty shameless. a lot of low comedy with very elegant. costumes and sets. >> a slightly

, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha. [ laughter and applause ] anyway, i should go. odka from store. if only i had neighbor who could bring me new bottle. >> well, actually, alaska's not that far from russia. hold on a second. okay? hold on. >> sure. [ humming ] oh, hey. [ cheers and applause ] actually, alaska really is close to russia. maybe i should invade. [ laughter ] >> i wouldn't if i were you, vlad. you may be able to take down a a bear, but you're no match for a mama grizzly. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. my thanks to sarah palin. be sure to check out her new show "amazing america," which premieres april 3rd at 8:00 p.m. on the sportsman channel. stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i don't just make things for a living i take pride in them. so when my moderate to severe chronic plaque psoriasis was also on display, i'd had it. i finally had a serious talk with my dermatologist. this time, he prescribed humira-adalimumab. humira helps to clear the surface of my skin by actually workin

ha-ha-ha. ♪ get down on it ♪ get down on it ♪ get down on it ♪ get down on it ♪ get down on it ♪ get down on it ♪ get down on it >> he promised he would meet me in the oval. what did he promise? he promised he would be there. i've don't know what i am saying. he promised he would show up. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> fart, fart, [ bleep ]. >> fart. one more time. >> fart. >> they do not pick the president. the citizens of the nation do. and it is not over -- easy for me to say. >> the president's possible pick for vp find out all there is to know. >> who is it? >> i don't remember his name. [ laughter ] >> homeland security. go bury this whole thing under eight tons of paperwork and voldemore gets away scott free again. >> voldemort. this is ridiculous. >> you have the chance to kill me and i'm still alive. that doesn't mean it's okay. >> i don't know the line after that. i knew it. this is how scott works. let's take it from whatever line you know. just toss one out. it could be another episode. >> i'm back. huck, i came back. >> do you want me to say i'm sorry. sorry for hurting you. sorry for making you talk. i'm not sorry. i would kill you right now. right here. you're not a gladiator. >> i don't know what to do. should i call the police? i should call the police. >> listen to me. do not call the police. do not call anyone. >> i will be there soon as i can. >> so maybe you are not crazy. if we are really going to nail these people. oh, my god. i can't believe this! oh. ♪ so chic ♪ freak out >> those things. >> there -- there is your problem right there. again. >> without knowing what -- >> privilege. sorry. >> hall the whispering. >> there's been so much blood. >> this becomes your home. this becomes your family. and you can't imagine any other life. >> dude from felicity just killed woman. >> jimmy: to bloopers. >> to bloopers. >> jimmy, take me with you. save me. gyp i would look to, but i freckle. >> well i'm going to be, i'll wait here. >> jimmy: okay. the thrilling conclusion to "escandalo" plus secrets about the "scandal" cast will be revealed bayy a mysterious stranger. we go deeper "behind the scandalabra" after this t. >> i'll go deeper with you. >> all right, let's start at the top. kerry washington. >> she's the devil. om the get-g. and that's an accountant, a mom, a university of phoenix scholarship recipient, who used our unique --scratch that-- awesome career-planning tool. and that's a student, working late, with a day job, taking courses aligned with the industry he's aiming to be in. ready to build an education around the career that you want? let's get to work. stuck in a con

ha-ha. -ha-ha. an educated guess you never heard that term before. huh? jimmy: we specialize in stupid word here in california. the fresh prince lived in what l.a. neighborhood? that was quick. louise. >> bel-aire. >> jimmy: absolutely right. we have a tie game. [ applause ] this itss a video question. cousin sal, doing great so far. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: who is this person? ha-ha-ha. who is that man? chris. chris. yes? >> lebron james? joint is not lebron james. louise, do you have a guess? >> i really have no idea. >> jimmy: do you know what sport he plays? >> basketball. >> jimmy: that is correct. the most famous basketball player in the united states. >> not michael jordan? >> jimmy: no. that is kobe bryant. >> jimmy: there you go. all right. ha-ha-ha. illuminating isn't it? it is very interesting. what ferocious animal is on the california state flag? yes? >> the lion. >> jimmy: we have no lions, mountain lions. chris? not a dinosaur, no. a bear. a bear? >> jimmy: yes, that's close enough. we have beers on tap here. a "beer." everything i

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha. the case seems to sting like there's a lot that seems off about it i didn't think it would be. so obvious that there were in errors made missing information and evidence that we were presented with when i saw it i was just like well it's obvious he isn't guilty. you know we have to sort of decide where our investigation is going to take us and the way i see it he was convicted based on the testimony of an r.l. mahen he was convicted based on the testimony of the sender clearly he was convicted based on the testimony of the killing stops. the building and. we need to hear from a witness who actually testified at trial that you know i lied i testified falsely you know for this reason we need to hear that you need to have a witness and on feel comfortable putting it on paper because. what we do know though is that r.l. may have did tell people that he lied in the trial against marcus wiggins and that marcus wiggins was not there that day to hear can't he had told marcus ex-girlfriend that

ha-ha-ha. yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: that would be my photo shoot. >> ha-ha. >> jimmy: men a cloud ein a cl vomitou. >> kate upton." "the other woman opens in theatres april 25th. we'll be right back with cole hauser. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> hi, it is me guillermo. if you want your grass to look good. grow grass anywhere. isn't that right, mr. baseball, hall of famer, frank thomas. >> that's right, guillermo. >> wow, you are a very tall guy. that's better. now, remove your cap, please. here is how it works. pour scotts easy seed on a bare patch. this is going to be so great. ha-ha-ha. give it water. >> feels fresh. very fresh. >> add a little sunshine. >> now what? [ snoring ] >> now it is time to check on our grass. >> how do you feel? >> feels great, guillermo. real fresh. >> this is a good look for you. >> are you sure. >> it is going to drive the lady nuts. >> look, look over there. >> hey. >> you are right, guillermo. >> you bet. >> with scotts ez seed you can grow grass anywhere. guaranteed. pick up scotts ez seed at a retailer near you. ♪ [ male announcer ] the nissan altima with nasa inspired

ha-ha-ha. you got to -- >> i am having a baby, do you have advice? >> don't have it. >> it's too late. >> no advice. you will be a good father. and she will be a wonderful wife. i would look to see the kid if he comes out. if he looks like you, he ought to go back in. >> jimmy: i have a feeling the kid is going to look just look you when the kid comes out. >> that was a good one, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. i understand, i heard -- i heard your daughter mindy hasp come de. >> she is really, she is a housewife and has two wonderful boys. and she is now doing stand-up comedy. >> jimmy: that's great. >> working act the laugh-in -- >> jimmy: laugh factory. >> on the strip. she is funny. when she was a kid sunny had comedy in her. she would go out with a guy. she would say to the guy, you going to wear that tie? the guy would say, eh. and never call her. she said what did you say sweetheart. she said, dad, are you going to wear the tie? what happened? he never called. why you do that? you say it. i hope she makes a lot of money. the old man is getting tired. >> jimmy: i don't believe that. you are back doing live shows already. >> i am delighted. my dear wife as you know. >> jimmy: barbara. >> terrific girl. one of the wives who said, listen, you will kill people. when you are with her you think you are sleeping with a valium. >> jimmy: i don't think they will probably, none of them will have that experience. i hope. i hope. >> yeah, a good one, ji

ha-ha-ha. >> you always got to be sarcastic. >> always got to be sarcastic, you know. haha. >> that's brian. you know, love him or leave him and i love him. >> all right, i love you, baby. >> all right, love you. >> love you. >> bye-bye. >> getting in trouble, there's no if, ands, buts, i can't. if i do, i'll lose my family. got to man up and change, stay home, take care of the family. >> prior to her release two months earlier, brandee nyp said she would like to return to her family as well, and put her crack addiction behind her, but those plans are on hold. >> brandee has been brought back on a bond violation, so the bonding agents are outside with her, appears she's in handcuffs now. we're waiting on a female officer to come in, conduct a pat down search and then we'll process her back into jail. >> hi. >> suzi. >> what's up. >> not going to run on us, right? >> no. come on. >> nyp was apprehended by her bondsman after missing a court date. >> using last night? >> no. >> you're clean? >> let me see your tongue. back there. >> nyp is fingerprinted, soon has another mug

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stalwart and world's reserve currency backed by a growing economy with little debt lots of gold ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sometimes the effect is even more detached sometimes it's as if john kerry's words had been broadcast from a planet twenty or thirty light years away and are now just reaching us oh yeah well i mean that's interesting is that the radio transmissions of planet earth sends reaches out there into space it goes on forever and of course the light from other planets reaches earth years after is a minute from the stars out there in different galaxies in different solar systems so when you hear john kerry it is another analogy here it's as if he started speaking that sentence twenty light years away in a distant planet and it just now is reaching us and we can hear the words but there are twenty five a day john kerry i like reason i'm saying there's something out there called r t the program or it's a network it's a floor wax it's a dessert topping you know you know what is it john you have a need for it and i did i mean a better hotel room with you know television ever watched te

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has been rough. everything has gone wrong for him. he has had redemptions, the bond market has turned around. the rally has ended. he uses -- loses mohamed el-erian. why did he let you come in when his back is against the wall? turmoil has been hard on him and he felt he did not have an opportunity to express what this is unlike for him and say his piece. impressed by how analytical and reflective he is. about distressed to read the negative depictions of himself. >> people are saying he is impossible to work for. hadad to pete -- mohammed

oh, what beautiful jewels the signor zanetto has. ha ha, i understand. someone's seen the jewels from that house and she's been sent as an ambassador. i suppose they're for the signorina rosaura. she is your mistress? my mistress, signore. mm-hmm. you could be right. it depends on whether they suit her. oh, i'm sure they will. she's such a beautiful young lady. bravo. she's doing well for a procuress. tell me, how do i have to pay? in what connection? concerning the money. what money? aha, it's the jewels that are the attraction. so she's rich then, your mistress. well, she's a doctor's daughter. a doctor's daughter? why, yes. didn't you know that? tell me, is there no danger of the doctor saying something if he sees me in the house? he also wants you to come. good heavens. the whole family are in it. i don't want to land myself in trouble. listen to me, my girl. tell your mistress i'll come another time. no, no, signore. she wants you to come at once. oh, master. here is signor zanetto. i am trying to persuade him to come into the house. come along now,

ha-ha-ha. just the thought of you made me daydream. ha-ha. how people come to jail and start trying to have these little jail house relationships. it's just, it is just hella funny. i'm flattered that the same sex is interested in me. >> benefield's social life has greatly decreased in segregation. she is only allowed out of her cell one hour a day by herself. she can either shower or spend time in an enclosed rec yard. what little interaction she has is with staff. >> she and i have a pretty good rapport. but she likes to have good rapports with all the deputies in the house. it's just part of her manipulation. >> some here have been skeptical of benefield's claim that a recent fight was to defend against unwanted advances and not a lover's quarrel. but sometimes segregation can lead to the truth. >> have you been in any interaction with her? >> what kind of interaction? >> any type of writing interaction? >> writing, yes. >> screaming interaction? >> yeah. all what she said. >> how? >> writing interaction. screaming interaction. fighting int

ha ha! nice dad joke. >> thank you. >> ha ha ha! hey, do you let your 5-year-old watch "game of thrones"? ot. no, no, the plot is way too complicated for a 5-year-old. [ light laughter ] >> no, no, i meant the sex and violence. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: dads, dads, i'm sorry, but i think you're getting a little off track. remember, i asked you to talk about the s.a.t's tonight? >> right. >> yes. >> sorry about that. >> sorry, yes. >> seth: so, do you think these changes will affect how your children study for the test? >> of course. >> absolutely not. >> what? >> what? >> how's that possibly going to change the way your kid studies? >> hey, what are you drinking there, a beer? >> this? no, this is a ah -- this is an artisanal root beer. i, ah, i decided it was time to cut down on the drinking in the daytime. [ light laughter ] >> you and your wife have a fight? >> yes we did. we had a fight. [ light laughter ] >> sure, got it. got it. >> hey, how do you get rid of skin tags? >> yeah, you just flick 'em real hard. >> seth: dads, dads, dads, dads. >> huh? >> seth: the s.a.t's. the s.a.t's. >> ye

ha ha ha. seriously. or wear spanx. i like that kind of shoot from the hip style. it's nice, but you are going to have to make some tracks because your shoot from the hip style had an effect on what happened in terms of the george washington bridge incident. it may be good for you, but it's like i can have the folks -- i have a number of people who work for me. who i am, the personality yakking and stuff, i can have people working for me acting like me. [laughter] >> when cbs hired stephen colbert last week to replace david letterman, rush limbaugh said "cbs hasust declared war on the heartland of america. no longer is comedy going to be a covert assault on traditional american values will stop now it's just white out in the open." what is your take on what mr. limbaugh said? >> that's the kind of sentence that is stroke inducing. i go through that paragraph and about halfway through, there's a slight twitch of the i and i can feel it blood vessel beginning to pump too much will stop he's an idiot. he is really just a mean-spirited prick. an assault on america -- let me see that. [laughter] comedy -- here is how big an assault it is going to be on american values. stephen colbert has five children, happily married, has a great family, was still hanging in with the catholic church when people were fleeing en masse. he doesn't know shit. >> what is it like to work with jon stewart. >> you should ask jon what it's like to work with me. he's great. he's smart. i've known him since we were both breaking into the clubs and he took off really quickl

ha-ha-ha. everyone, everyone-doing leg lifts. everyone is standing on top of the seats. to get away from this -- and -- i'll tell you something. never would have happened when bloomberg was mayor. never would have happened. this is kind of crazy. this is not what you would want on your feet with a rat on the train. i read online it is fashionable to wear socks with sandals. this season, celebrities and fashion icons are wearing sports socks with sandals and bishgen stockbishgen -- birkenstocks. the olsen twins were wearing socks and sandals at the airport to get through security faster you. don't want your feet on the bare floor. now a full-fledged trend. i don't know much about nation. if an olsen twin is wearing it. a year from now we well all be wearing it. why are we letting the olsen twins what to wear. we can't tell them apart. we don't know. it's interesting, when they lack of style becomes style. in fact, this socks and sandals thing has me a great idea for a clothing store of my own. kids, teens, fashionistas, looking for the hottest styles and trends but don't want to pay expensive prices. head to dad's. dad's has fashionable trend that are ironically hip. sandals and socks, patent leather shoes with shorts. big white sneakers. high waisted chinos. and dad has the dung aarees. hawaiian shirts tucked into the perfect pleated pants. you are too old to let mom dress you. so let dad. dad's -- where fashion goes to die. [ applause ] >> i don't know if you heard about this. but some very sad news here in hollywood this weekend. oscar, emmy golden globe winning actor, mickey rooney passed away at the ripe old age of 93. a show business legend. for almost his entire life. a child star. 14 months old first time he appeared on stage. true. one of the first superstars. unfortunately, word of his super stardom did not make it to some of our nation's news anchors, many of whom got mickey confused with a recently deceased rooney.

ha ha ha. oh, from round rock, texas, it's the brown family. everybody's here trying to win theyself a lot of cash and a possibility of driving out of here in a brand-new, fuel-efficient ford fusion right there. let's go. give me aaron. give me jimmie.

ha-ha-ha. >> shows you how much i know. >> only time can tell, a permanent or sincere, the changes claimed by those in the ex-gang unit who will be here. kyle beauchamp, experienced undeniable changes in his stay at bexar county. he is now a trustee or inmate order. >> i have been working laundry for a week now. work, 9. 45, 10:00, whenever we are done. 6:00 in the morning. 7:00 in the morning. one of the benefits working laundry, coming out of the pod. eight, nine hours on end. also we work for food. we get two trays in the morning. two trays in the morning is a lot better than one tray in the morning. we get it first. we get it hot. that is always a plus. >> beauchamp hasew hair style and considerably more noticeable than the one that prompted him to reap quest housing in the homosexual unit for safety. >> i got one of my friend in the pod to cut my hair. i was getting a little hot during the dryer work. i like it a lot. it keeps me cool. change has come to cellmate joey rhode. he has received permission to transfer to an all straight, male, general population dorm. >> rye quested to be moved out of the first police i was in. only because i had stalkers. and got a little hectic there. it wasn't what i was really expecting out of all of that. i was going there to, say, hey maybe i will have more in common with these people. maybe i will find belter friend. every day i was getting two, three people coming to my window trying to get me to expose myself to them. and every time i would go take a shower. i would get people coming in sitting on the benches just watching me. i was like, hello? it's kind of scary. i am not going to lie. final low i talked to cl

has a great personality. she has acting chops, and the world is hers. >> and well, you should be her agent, and someone has a little crush there. good to see you again, howard. >> thanks, craig. >> to politics now. jimmy fallon wanted to know if barack obama and vladimir putin sought is out relationship counselling from dr. phil. the answer? take a look. >> well, it is true, that you have been ignoring the president e president's calls and why? >> well, look, i have been wrapped up in the "game of thrones." >> the tv show? >> no, my life. hasn't that the problem right there? he just, dr. phil, he keeps putting up the walls and it is like, i try, and try and try, and i can't get through. >> you mean like the obamacare websi website. >> oh, come on. >> now we rare talking about th legalizing marijuana and the former supreme court justice john paul stevens said that the government should legalize marijuana. he said it is another incident of public opinion has changed and recognized that the distinction between marijuana and alcoholic beverages, and it is not much of a distinction. that is a big deal. and up next is tamron hall spending some time to talk to suzanne sommers. >>> it is time for "your business" entrepreneur of the we week. mark fuller left his job at disney to start a design firm that makes innovative fountains utilizing spectacular art. their creations can be seen from the bellagio in las vegas to a mall in dubai. for more, watch "your business" on msnbc at 7:30 a.m. sundays. one thing i've learned is my philos

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ha, ha, ha -- >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: may have bled over into 4-21 too. next. >> daniel from l.a. >> did you go to church yesterday for easter? >> jimmy: did he go to church? okay. the audience says yes. >> no. >> did you smoke out for 4-20? >> jimmy: okay. let's find out. >> uh. i don't know who's going to see this. >> it's okay. a little bit? >> yeah. >> you want to say hi to your mom? >> hi, mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hi, mom. high son. all right. >> i'm bam bam. i'm from hollywood. >> bam bam, did you go to church yesterday for easter? >> jimmy: did he go to church? >> sure did. 6:00 mass. >> did you smoke out for 4-20? [ audience responds ] >> jimmy: no? a few nos. mostly yeses. >> my watch says 4:20 since i bought it. >> let me see the nails. did you do that for easter? >> no, i did that because i'm a transgender. >> thanks. >> jimmy: that's his church outfit, by the way. all right. we've got one more. >> lisa, lake hafs yue city, arizona. >> phylicia, did you go to church yesterday for easter? >> jimmy: no? oh, how presumptuous and judgmental. [ laughter ] >> no. >> let me ask this. did you have a little smoke session for 4-20? [ audience responds ] >> jimmy: yes? all right. let's see. >> of course. >> is that your daughter? >> yes. >> hi, kiddo. >> happy easter. >> thanks, mom. >> jimmy: bob marley shirt. [ applause ] church 1, pot 4. sorry, god. we're going to take a break. when we come back from that break, katy perry will be here live to do battle against one of her biggest fans. plus billy bob thornton and music from chromeo too. so don't wander off. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] now i say you can have it all with our new seafood trios! b. red lobster's new seafood trios is three times delicious! choose one option from the wood-fire grill, one signature shrimp dish, and a pasta like new lobster mac and cheese. three choices all on one plate. just $15.99. for a limited time only! you can build it any way that you like, pick your three favorite things. it is spectacular! i'm nathan tavernaris and i sea food differently. stuck in a contract? switch to t-mobile we'll pay your early termination fees. so you can get the new galaxy s5 for $0 down right now. break the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. to deal with split ends? new split-end bandage from garnier fructis. reconstructs strength right to the splits. then helps stop new ones from starting. new fructis split-end bandage. then a little weekend to remember. ♪ join us for the celebration package... with sparkling wine, breakfast, and a late checkout. doubletree by hilton. where the little things mean everything. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: billy bob thornton and music from chromeo in the house for tonight. do we have any katy perry fans in the audience? [ cheers and applause ] everyone knows at least a little bit about katy perry. but is it possible that there is someone out there, a fan, who knows more about katy than katy herself? we're about to find out as we play "who knows katy?" [ cheers and applause ] all right. i am over here now. and it's time to meet our competitors. contestant number one is one of the most popular performers of all time. please welcome katy perry. [ cheers and applause ] katy. [ cheers and applause ] how well do you feel like you know katy perry? >> very well. [ laughter ] i'm ready to play me. >> jimmy: well, you're about to be put to the test. we're going to meet your opponent. she is a fashion copy writer and katy perry-phile from here in los angeles. she hasaty perry wall that she constructed in her home. please say hello to emily droznik. emily. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: have you guys met before? >> only through my secret service. >> jimmy: what are you wearing? some type of -- >> it's a kimono. don't you know? >> jimmy: very foolish. do you find you intentionally try to dress like katy? >> i actually have those shoes. >> no, you don't. >> i do. >> okay. so yeah, a little bit, i guess. >> they were missing in my closet. >> jimmy: is it true your boyfriend made you take down your katy perry wall? >> he did. >> jimmy: interesting. you chose him over katy. >> i mean, not -- no. >> at least you have a boyfriend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, would you take a bullet for katy perry? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. you don't seem that convincing. i hope you're up to the task. >> no, i'm just freaking out a little. >> jimmy: okay. i get you. i understand. very good. i will ask a question. if you know the answe

ha, ha, ha. >> thanks for watching. i'm here in las vegas, and i had the great opportunity today to introduce joe nam math in front of the lawyer association here in las vegas. joe got up and started talking about hard work and dedication. and you will get out what you put in. what about congress? you know what has happened in the last 24 hours? actually, it's a microcosm of what we've seen this group do since president obama put his hand up to take the oath of office. we are living in the age of obstruction. that's what the history books are going to say years from now. republicans in congress have blocked virtually all legislation supported by the president of the united states, before the 2012 election, you know it, mitch mcconnell the made the republican mission very clear -- >> our top political priority obser over the next to years deny president obama the second term. >> it's still there. he's not running again. republicans failed to make president obama a one-term president. they failed on a lot of fronts. . they are blocking all of the president's legislation out of spite. on wednesday, it unfolded. republicans voted down equal pay act for women. who is against that? who is against that? republicans. i mean, this clearly polls in the majority, this is what americans want. f fund-raiser

has moved so fast the government had not figured out how to regulate it. that is something that has been a great hallmark of an industry that has been a success story in our industry, and something that has given people so many great things to do to help change their lives. what technology has done has been revolutionary, and it has happened because the government has not figured out how to slow it down. fcc you look at what the proposes, we have had pushed back with them because we see them trying to come in and get the government involved in regulating the internet, for example, and interfering with the growth we are seeing. we do not think it is a good thing for the economy. you have a technical background, don't you? >> my degree is in computer science, minor in political science. i work in the technology field for years, and program computers , and helped design computer systems. i enjoy the industry, i've always been fascinated by new technology. it is something that continues to make our lives easier. i love the innovation and what it has done to the economy. the u.s. is the world leader by far, and we want to keep it that way. we want to make sure the u.s. continues to be the lea

ha ha ha, stop." but the best thing my mom said was -- she wrote, because of the injury, she wrote "i'm going to be laying low for a couple of weeks." and i was like "laying low? you're a retired school teacher. when are you living large?" [ laughter ] it's like "i'm not going to make it rain at the library this week." [ laughter ] it's like she's acting like she's michael corleone in "the godfather", she's got to go to sicily for a couple months until this shoulder thing dies down. [ laughter ] but i love my mom, and i hope she gets well soon. and i just want her to know we're thinking of her and she should talk on the phone more, because she is not good at e-mails. [ laughter ] we have such a great show for you tonight. my good friend jason sudeikis is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have so much to talk about. one of my favorite castmates at "snl." also stopping by, the very funny and talented actress kathryn hahn. [ cheers and applause ] love her to death. and the editor of "the new yorker" magazine, david remnick is here tonight. we'll be right back with jason sudeikis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] the all-new toyota highlander hasnity. booooriiiing!!!! ah, ah, ah. hit it, guys! ♪ ♪ it's got a bin for your chickens ♪ ♪ a computer from the future ♪ ♪ and some giant freaky room for eight ♪ ooh, yeah! ♪ but it ain't got no room for boring ♪ i'm spacing out on all this space, too! ♪ no, we ain't got no room for boring ♪ ♪ for boring, we ain't got no room ♪ [ male announcer ] the all-new highlander. toyota. let's go places! turkey breast and black forest ham, now the featured $5 footlong of april. load it up with all your favorites like green peppers and shredded mozzarella. it's the featured $5 footlong of april. subway. eat fresh. it's the featured $5 footlong of april. cj what's with the line? must have got a whiff of my hair. it's head & shoulders with fresh scent technology. it keeps me 100% flake free, and smells better than ever. i know, i'm running out of things to have signed. head & shoulders. you can't ignore the power of the whiff. before chantix, i tried to quit probably about five times. it was differen

has been the prime minister. the prime minister has shown has made a number of promises to the kurdish parties. he has made a number of homocysteine at the time the former -- he has made a number of promises to at the time the former prime minister, and he has reneged on all of them. he promised to reintegrate the awakening council and to the iraqi security forces. he has reneged on promises made to virtually all of his coalition partners. really, the blame has to begin at the top. >> do you agree with the assertion that the world effectively invaded iraq and then washed its hands of it? >> yes, i do, although that was sort of inevitable. those of us above a certain age will recall the images of the united dates leaving vietnam with the boots of the marine kicking off the vietnamese trying to hang onto the helicopter. that is in the nature of things. certainly, there is fault to go around the international community, but knowing that that is the nature of things, i would ask the iraqi political class and those in positions of power now -- what have they done to minimize the predictable effects of a lo

it has already cost the russian economy $60 million in investment flight, the credit has been downgraded. and gdp has been downgraded. what has already been done has had some bite and adding to it this evening. >> the president is trying to build that united front when it comes to rolling out the sanctions. as we've been reporting, europe has deeper economic ties with russia than the u.s. are they willing now to be part of the united? >> well, this has been the problem all along, del, ever since the president went to europe last month. there are two entities, the g-7 as well as the e.u. he got the g-7 to at least threaten the broader sanctions and what would trigger that, but white house officials say if russian troops were to eaggravatto invadethat have beer some time, then that's the time to bring the e.u. along. getting europe to go along with something that cuts much beeper that would have an adverse economic impact not on russia but world economy that is a much tougher sell. >> mike viqueira traveling in the philippines. ahead of those sanctions there are rising tensions in ukraine. ukraine's second largest city, officia

toyota has fled ash has pledged has pledged to improve the process. he has instituted a three-year freeze on car plans to focus on quality and efficiency. it appears rye grass has been slow and as just last month -- it appears progress has been slow as just last month, toyota pledged $10 billion to address safety defects. rather than promptly disclosing and correcting safety issues about which they were aware, toyota made misleading public statements to consumers and gave inaccurate fax to members of congress. >> in a misguided and ill management,is toyota made the decision to mislead the public to protect it brand. rather than come clean, the company covered up and misled again and again and again. >> put simply, toyota's conduct was shameful. that seems like a lot of is going around in the auto industry. is donemary barra with her hearings in washington, but regulators are not finished. finedl motors is being $7,000 a day until it answers all the questions it has to on those bad ignitions. gm was spotted to more than one third of the requests made by a wit

esto ha afectado al norte de nuestro paÍs, esta tarde, noche con una magnitud de 7,9 grados richter. se ha corregido a 8,8. por ahora no se ha harado que hay vidas que lamentar, pero esa informaciÓn todavÍa no se ha podido confirmar. >> por supuesto que los recuerdos del sismo y el tsunami ocurridos en 2010 stand frescos para toda la gente, como ha tomado la gente esta situaciÓn, hay nerviosismo en las calles? >> el norte del paÍs es una de las zonas mÁs preparadas despuÉs del terremoto del 2010. es una zona que se ha venido preparando con ensayos cha que se esperaba un sismo de esta magnitud hace muchos aÑos, despuÉs de lo pasado en se tomaron las medidas pertinentes. la gente ya estaba mÁs o menos preparada. el nerviosismo sigue. todavÍa es reciente el terremoto del 2010 es algo que no es fÁcil de robar. >> te agradecemos mucho tu disponibilidad. gracias, productor de tvn chile. >> buenas noches. muchas gracias. >> cual es el peligro real de que ocurra un gran tsunami con este terremotos ocurridos frente a la costa de chile? entrevistamos a un experto, ministro de medio ambiente que nos responde a esta pregunta. >> muy buenas

has been in a locked down in advance, being kept by men in the shadows. advisers to bouteflika have been pulling the strings. chief among them has been bouteflika's brother. he has a very interesting portrait. he hasrned the nickname "mr. commission." bouteflika's rivals accuse him of being at the head of a political financial mafia running the country. >> let's stay in france with the right-leaning daily "le figaro," lashing out against francois hollande. >> imagine what would happen if the 2012 presidential race were held today, two years after hollande's presidency. they say he would not actually make it to the second round. the second round would be between sarkozy and the leader of the far right party. what is the point of this surreal trip back to the future? not very clear,, "le figaro" warns the president against listening to voices telling him to come back to the left. friends lalonde has faced criticism for turning his back on socialist values. >> in italy, interesting news out of that country. sylvia berlusconi being sentenced to a year of community service. >> i pulled out an article -- a court in milan has decided that berlusconi will serve a year-long sentence through part-time commu

has gone nowhere on capitol hill, that has gone nowhere of course, secretary of defense chuck hagel is in hawaii, expected to hold a news crrches about 8:0 eight owe conference about 8 o'clock eastern. he has also been briefed abouting what good on on the base. both secretary of defense hagel and the president being briefed on what is going on. obviously this is a developing situation and as you have talked about, conflicting reports whether there is still an active shooter, whether the shooter has perhaps died, we are hearing all sorts of reports that at this moment cannot be confirmed completely. richelle. >> lisa stark, as we said, something top of the hour is something we expect to hear from defense secretary chuck hagel. jonathan betz has been doing research. we are hearing about this medical brigade building. as lisa said, this is a fluid situation, something we don't know. we are hearing something, possibly this has been happening around the medical brigade building. what do you know? >> right, there has been a lot of attention on the medical brigade building, the first medical brigade is based at fort hood. that is basically the facing's combat medics, its combat forces, the doctors and nurses that deploy into the field. it is the oldest unit, the largest, they also support darnell hospital on base which is where many of the injured from this most recent shooting are ain. in -- are taken. in 2009 i found striking there were obviously 13 killed, a very high death toll, th

ha ha ha. you can't even talk about it. you won't even crack a smile. it is extraordinary. what those taxes went to were things like when i finished school, at the end of the school year during the summer, there was a 10 to 12 week program down the street that i walked to that was a recreation center run by montgomery county in which i could go there at 8:00 and go there until 5:00. no one called childcare. it was called get the little shit out of the house. as a result, i spent a lot of time at that place. my parents didn't have to worry. it was extraordinary. those don't exist. they may exist in pockets around the country. gone. gone. a community effort, gone. there was a high school, junior high, elementary school. we went down six times a year, not just me, the whole school, went down to watch the national symphony. that's where i learned i had no interest in classical music. [laughter] but it was an effort. it was arts in the school. now you have to fight to get arts in the school because nobody wants to pay for it. nobody wants to pay for anything anymore. that's the way i look at it. nobody wants to pay to get the things that would allow really to be a great education to children. and i had that education and we were middle-class. it wasn't some wealthy neighborhood. my parents were earning your basic kind of salary and they have health insurance. my mother taught at my high school. she was a substitute teacher there and i will tell you just as a side light, the fact that my mother was a substitute teacher where i went to school and that i don't have asthma today is really extraordinary because that's the kind of thing that could really break a child. [laughter] but my mother was seriously funny, which has made it easy for me to deal with the other students because students would come out after a class and talk about how my mother had told some jackass sitting in the back row what an asshole he was. my mother would say the reason you have to learn this is because in two years, when i drive up to the sears on the corner to get my gas, i don't want you to be standing there pumping it. [laughter] i got my mother -- part of what formed the way i look at things is my parents, we would sit around with my brother, my parents, myself and walter cronkite. i literally thought until a few years ago that walter cronkite was a part of my family. [laughter] and then my mother would go in and out of the kitchen and whatever was on the tv, she would yell about. i can't believe they are doing that today. my father would just sit there and when the vietnam war occurred, i think it was a profound change in my life because -- let me get this off while i remember it. if we are not going to have an army that

ha, ha, ha. shave or don't, it's your own personal preference. kath cassy marie, it's insensitive. it's disgusting. i want this ad to go away. you're a girl with hair or not, do not tell us otherwise. >> that's the last word right now. >>> coming up here, jennifer garner, jason derulo, both here live. we'll be right back. >>> good morning. i'm kristen sze. richmond police are investigating the shooting of a 16-year-old boy. officers found him lying in the street on fleming avenue last night. investigators have a strong lead and have identified a woman to talk with. >>> in san jose, police are investigating a deadly hit-and-run accident. it happened shortly before 2:00 this morning on east capital expressway at seven trees boulevard. a man in his 30s or 40s was hit and killed there just before 2:00 a.m. investigators don't have a description of the driver or the suspect vehicle. >>> your morning commute, boy, problems this morning. >> a lot of problems, kristen. most of the activity is here on 92. as we travel eastbound side at hopedale boulevard, a crash there is leaving one lane blocked. we have backups out of foster city. but the sigalert will be in effect until further notice. eastbound side of highway 92 at 280. that is where we have one-way traffic control due to an overturned big rig backup extending through half moon bay. >> we'll check out your forecast after this. >>> all right. the giants playing the diamondbacks again tonight. night game, 64, set to drop to 58, sunset at about 7:30. that's when it will really feel cool. temperatures in the 50s everywhere, 48 in santa rosa. accuweather seven-day forecast, ♪ talk dirty to me >>> look at all of the celebrities getting in on the act. dancing and a little more to jason derulo's hit song, "talk dirty." great to have him here in times square. there he is with his fans, taking a few selfies. the billboard music awards ahead in a little bit. >>> and jennifer garner is here. she's looking forward to talking about her brand-new movie "draft day." we can't wait to hear what she haspounds. she looks great. look at you. we're going to talk to her coming up. she's having her third baby. >> looks great. >>> right now, the powerhouse lsu gymnast who can't help scoring perfect tens. we see her video that's gone viral. the whole world is cheering. and she has some spirit. >> reporter: she does, george. a million people have seen her video. and when you watch, you may just give her a perfect ten, too. ♪ this is the gymnastics routine that has people all over the country flipping out. 21-year-old lsu junior lloimincia hall killing it with her floor routine with tumbling, energetic dance moves and her signature style. it's a routine that's earned this high-flying coed three perfect tens this season. and making this video from january a viral sensation. >> from freshman year all the way to now, i've been trying to think outside the box. >> reporter: hall, the daughter of a pastor, who started gymnastics at an early age, says it took her about seven months to get this routi

the world -- the world has that thedged government of ukraine is working in good faith and the world, sadly, has russia -- has judged russia has put its faith in distraction, deception, and destabilization. for seven days, russia has refused to take a single concrete step in the right direction. not a single russian official, not one, has publicly gone on television in ukraine and called on the separatists to support the geneva agreement, to support the standout, to give up their weapons and get out of the ukrainian buildings. they have not called on them to engage in that activity. in fact, the propaganda bullhorn that is the state sponsor of russia today program has been deployed to promote -- actually the russia today network has deployed to promote president putin's fantasy about what is playing out on the ground. almost spend full time devoted to this effort, to propagandize and distort what is happening or not happening in ukraine. sight, russiaain continues to fund, coordinate, and fuel a heavily armed separatist movement. meanwhile, russian leaders are making increasingly outrageous claims to justify their actions. cia

has been speaking publicly for the first time since stepping in as manager. he is to take charge for the final four gamesover the season. he has been at the club for his entire player career. >> it has just within a whirlwind week for me, but one i have enjoyed and one that hasn different, has been chaotic. i'm just getting a little taste -- i mean it's my fourth day on the job, and it's -- you can never imagine what you have to do, and the things that entail becoming a manchester united manager. i want the players to play with speed, tempo, be brave, imagination, all of the things i expect of a manchester united player, work lard -- hard but most of ul enjoy it. >>> villanova has been fighting throat cancer since 2011. the 45-year-old was forced to step down last year. he lead the team to the league title during his one season in charge. >>> the newly elected president of africa's most successful football club has spoken of his hopes of the club in egypt. domestically games are still being played behind closed doors due to security concerns. >> translator: for sure, the absence of supporters and uncertainty with the league and the country has had a big effect. i hope this will change. we have started talking with the football association and the other clubs

has fought the good fight. he has finished his course. he has kept the faith. after 95 long and astonishingly productive years, robert strauss has closed his last deal. negotiated his last merger. served his last president. hired his last editor. flattered his last secretary. given his last interview. bet on his last horse. drunk his last martini. shared his last holiday dinner with the family he adored. reflecting back on his life, strauss would say he liked the whole damn deal. we liked it, too. we are honored to have shared it with him. washington and the world will not be the same without robert s. strauss. >> in his weekly address, president obama urged congress to raise the minimum wage to $10.10 an hour. house speaker john boehner gave the republican address. >>hi, everybody. my state of the union address that talked about pizza. i talked about it pizza chain in minneapolis whose owner made a business decision to give his employees a raise to 10 bucks an hour. a couple of weeks ago i got a letter from a small business owner who watched that night. an immigrant who owns her own anothernt plans to open one this summer. she

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has failed. >> what i like to say is the following. that europe has undergone to fiscal consolidation number one. let's not waste the benefits of that, it's been successful. has been to adjustmentment periphery. this hasful but it's beginning to bear fruit. we are looking at the banking and credit marking and we are repairing that. what's left? growth. how do you generate growth in the european union? growth is a long-term structural problem, therefore, you need structural measures. >> he would say the fiscal consolidation is the problem? >> fiscal son solization is almost ever. why waste the benefits of that? it's delivering benefits in terms of much lower interest rates. levels of interest rates. and this is hugely important. so i am very happy that i can say today that italy is one of the most sustainable fiscal systems among advanced economist. >>s pa >>s. >> paul krugman doesn't tick you off. >> i consider and i still do, he's one of the most brilliant economists i've ever known. i'd like to thank him to his contribution for economic analysis. >> pretty classy response considering. >> as for the work krugman did before he became -- >> political. >> a political hack. >> yes, yes. >> to be denying