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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> when the new california academy of sciences opened in 2008, it quickly became one of the top tourist magnets in the city. part of the cal academies' astronomical success is the weekly nightlife party. >> i am joined by helen who is here to school me on all the nocturnal activities that are getting ready to take place here. tell us a little about what we can expect to see at nightlife. >> we open up the doors every thursday night at the california academy of sciences. there are certain things you can see every week you can go to the museum visit the planetarium, and we bring in bars and a deejay or band. it is a different feel from during the day, something different every week. tonight , we have beer and music. -- tonight we have great beer and music. it is beer week. we have a dozen local brewers in african hall. we have a deejays to set up throughout the museum and a live performance at 9:00 p.m. tonight. >> what has been your favorite part as a participant or as an obser

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ha-ha-ha oh i don't want that in my neighborhood but a lot of people have xoifk beliefs about this. >> thank you very much. >> hello commissioners ami amanda i have a sole provider practice in san francisco i'm asking requesting more time for public review before this commission comes to a decision about this legislation we're seeing new language in the amnesty i'll read the part i'm confused about the did you want noticed the lisa are going to go through the legalization process this will explain when zoning district with the confusion and which don't permitted them i'm still confused what that maples the businesses that wish already in effect in a certain location has to go through a conditional use if the zone says they're not allowed or necessary to be condition overlook i heard two different answers and want clarification especially, when it come forward to sole providers it is that they're specific zone district requires a conditional use for anyone else has to go through the progressing progress i believe i'm hearing yes. i played other than with the property i didn't find a massage place not listed as conditional including my own so we're looking at poeblthd flying restrictions that make all of this a point so i would love clarifications before we move forward we'll not rewrite the whole zoning district district but we're looking at a huge overhaul of the way the city is zone massage therapy it may or may not keep people here. >> here's an answer - before you leave today. >> thanks for having us i'm the owner of a business i'm super confused i had about 3 hours to try to get through all the new language i'd like to have a lot more time to dig

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ha >> ha ha. i think what people know about god is, comes from the way they've been raised. and i think they should honor it the way they do. but it should live within the family. within the church. within the pew, within the individual's compact and they are all different with their creator, god, the designer whatever anybody cares to call the entity responsible for all of this. and i don't know that there is or isn't. so i'm perfectly willing to go along with anybody who thinks there is. but i think -- i'm not -- i've not better than here before, by the way. you've taken me to a place in this interview that i haven't been before. >> i told you it would be the best interview you have ever been on. >> it is. the subject interests me. i think it's the best subject going. >> coming up norman lear talks about politics, criticism of president obama and religion. what he has to say about fundamentalists. >> i'm adam may, you're watching "talk to al jazeera." our guest this week is norman lear. do we have an issue right now when it comes to religion and the infill strayings we have into our politics? >> i think we have a huge problem about religion, that comes from that narrow band, or bands, i should say, because it's not one band, it's -- those narrow bands of fundamentalists, i don't use that, using that in the literal sense, not a religious sense, fundamentalists who say they know the way and if you don't know the way, god out. there are several -- there are many fundamentalist bands who think that way, they're entitled that. i fought a war for that. let them think what they wish to think. but that's the kind of thinking that wants to be for the people who believe it and not insist in a country that says there shall be no mixture of politics and religion. we specifically, you know, from the constitution forward, prohibit the mixture of politics and rel

ha, ha, ha. >> other than his hairline, douglas bozo whitlow had little in common with his namesake and his crime was no laughing matter. when we met him, he was in his 13th year of a 65-year sentence for rape and criminal confinement. and when we saw his scars, it was evident that his status as a sex offender made his time in prison anything but a circus. >> when i was burned with hot water out of a hot pot with baby oil and hair grease. it got on my arm, my stomach. it burned my stomach, it burned my back too. and i healed up pretty good but that's a permanent scar forever. >> he claimed to not know who exactly attacked him. but he offered multiple possibilities for why it happened. >> whitlow constantly changed his story about what happened and why he was attacked. at one point he told us it was because he was actually defending a nurse who was the actual intended victim of his attack. >> someone threatened to gun [ bleep ] and so i didn't want the nurse hurt and i said throw it on me. >> another time he told us it was just an accident that occurred. and at one point he admitted that somebody purposely tried to hurt him. >> i walked up to the bars because i thought someone had said bozo because that's what the guys call me. i went up to the bars and splash. they hit me with baby oil and hair grease, and i didn't see the person who did it because there was too many, there was a lot of prisoners out so i didn't see who it was. i'm not the type that would tattle tale on somebody anyway. >> whitlow then acknowledged what might be his biggest problem in prison. >> one of the problems and issues i had was talking a lot, excessive talking without you know, going on and on a lot of times. >> not only was witlow a sex offender, he was a sex offender that constantly talked about his crime and even his current behavior which was disturbing. he talked about to anybody who would listen. and this provoked the other inmates in effect, to attack him. what did you feel? i know it's a stupid question but what do you remember feeling? >> it was very painful. a lot of pain but nothing like the pain i went through for a false charge for why i'm in here for the last 13 years. >> whitlow was insisting that he was not a rapist, just an exhibitionist. at times though he seemed unsure himself. >> how many exposures, i don't know. i was charged i think, it's been a long time, i think three or four misdemeanors of this same thing. so it looked like i showed a pattern like i was trying to stalk women and then i raped this female, that no, i did not. and so that i learned my lesson to respect women and don't be doing that. unless it's your now as a christian i know i couldn't be naked with somebody unless we were married. >> whitlow had write-ups for exposing himself. not to any one he was married to but prison nurses. >> i gave up. i got 50 years for a rape charge i didn't do so of course i'm pretty mad about that. wouldn't anybody. >> he tended to blame other people for his problems but the fact of the matter was he was exposing himself to nurses, and to people, and then he would talk about it which in a way it's an afront to most inmates. >> the exposures i know for a fact that are forced upon me, forcing me to be in my cell nude in rtu without clothing, everything that my clothes were either stolen or getting lost. but the problem started to be fed from staff here. it's getting ready to be corrected. >> we would try to conduct an interview and he would keep going and the manner in which he spoke, the way he conducted himself it was draining. it was absolutely draining. it was hard to keep him focused. >> you can see there's no sheets. i got one blanket. i don't have clothes but that is not something i'm worried about because the lord and -- in his word says we don't got to worry about clothes. he'll worry for you. i do the best i can and that's what i'll do. i know, i wouldn't disrespect you like that. i love you. >> coming up. >> i was arrested, took me down to my jail where i worked. >> an ex-cop lands in one of america's toughest prisons. >> i'm the old school and it's very difficult, very, very difficult. ♪ great rates for great rides. geico motorcycle, see how much you could save. >>> coming to prison can be culture shock for almost anyone. when we met armand at california state prison corcoran, he was recovering from a shoulder surgery. but that didn't help ease the pain of being here after a 26-year career in law enforcement. >> worked in the patrol division, narcotics bureau, detective bureau. personnel training in the jails and then i was promoted to lieutenant in 1984. >> after retiring, he and a group of friends started a charitable foundation. they raised over $3 million in donations. but then questions arose about where the money actually went. >> to make a long story short the judge said all of the money was raised was fraud even though we could show we gave away $70,000 to little league teams, hospitals, christmas drives, thanksgiving, easter basket drives. now it's all fraud money so because it's all fraud the $3.5 million is all income and by the way you owe several million dollars tax on that. >> after donating only $70,000 of the $3.5 million he raised, tiano was sentenced to almost 18 years in prison for fraud and embezzlement. >> it's one of those things that in the beginning it seemed surreal. as you go through it you start to devise ways to cope, or, go crazy. you know. i mean, no secret i mean i'm not ashamed to say i thought of killing myself. in the beginning. i didn't know if i could get through this. when i was arrested it took me down to my jail, where i worked, i've got guys that were working for me putting handcuffs on me. and they felt terrible. i mean, i had one guy tell me it's like putting handcuffs on my brother. >> the jury that convicted him believed that he used the millions of dollars he raised not to help others, but to live a life of luxury, purchasing houses, boats and sports cars. it's a very different lifestyle for tiano today. >> you have one little table there, you've got four walls, that are cement. you have a cement floor and no paint. a stainless steel toilet. you have to use the restroom where you often eat. there are two people most of the time in here. you can imagine. you have to go to the restroom here. it's just -- everything's just so -- i wasn't brought up that way, you know. i'm old school. it's very difficult. very, very difficult. >> not only was he former law enforcement, he still carried himself like a cop. and here he was incarcerated in a pretty hard core prison, and i could see he hadn't come to terms with the fact he was once a law enforcement agent and now he was an inmate. he still obviously struggled with that fact. he was lucky he was put in a protective custody unit, otherwise he would be in grave danger. >> i wouldn't probably last five minutes on the main line. >> why? >> they don't like cops. you know. or ex-cops. >> tiano says if nothing else his experience here haselped him see the people he used to arrest in a new light. >> i've been dealing with these people for many, many years. and you know, there's a lot of them that aren't, i mean, you know, there's a perception, unfortunately, by the majority of our society that everybody is in prison is really a bad person. and that's not the case. these -- my heart aches for some of these youngsters you see come in here, 21, 22 years old that are facing life sentences because of a stupid mistake. i mean, you just wonder how is this 22-year-old kid going to get through to age 65, 70, 75, 80, and this is it. i mean there's no more than this. this is all there is for him. i mean you can't help but have some empathy for that guy. >> it's a little sore. i got it out of the sling, trying to get -- gets too stiff if i leave it in there all the time. >> for all of these years for 26 years in law enforcement, you know, i've got a very good friend of mine that's retired captain. we write. and i was telling him it

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he laughs ha ha ha.time. >> this is my revenge with -- >> her plan to get all of the electric fly zapper she got about 100, and now taped the switch so they stay on and she lays them out on the floor in the bedroom, in the hallway, and not only that on the bed next to him as well. he at this point is knocked out, it's about 3:00 in the morning. watch what she does. >> like the classic mousetrap prank. she needed to turn the lights off so he can't see where he's going. >> that would have been so much better you're right. he tries to get up. gets zapped. grabs a couple of zappers himself and starts chasing after her. she hides in the bathroom. >> a lot of effort went into that. give credit for that. >> that's our show everybody. thanks for joining us. we'll see you for the next edition of "right this minute." >>> live from new york city, it's "the wendy williams show." today wendy is bringing you all of today's hottest topics and friend of the show regina king is here telling us about her new drama, americ

it's just amazing the speed with which the movement for gay rights has-- has-- has come to the country. bam bam bam bam bam. good for you. keep goin', brothers. keep goin', sisters. keep at it. >> people look at the civil rights movement, people in that community the gay community, the latino community they look at you as a hero. who were your heroes? >> well, i have many, many heroes. lot of people i served with in the student nonviolent coordinating committee. the names are just too numerous to mention now. people i marched with, people i went to jail with people i did this or that or the other thing w-- these are my heroes. and the people who came before me. w.e.b. dubois is a big big hero of mine. >> tell me why. >> he's just one of the smartest people in the world. and-- to read what he wrote and to understand the th-- thoughts he went into, you just think "wow why can't i be like that?" and someday i will. >> do you think the media is doing a good job of covering racial-- >> no, not doing a good job of covering these kind of things and i'm not sure exactly what it is or why it is

ha-ha-ha! yes. yes, yes.ws, and i'm in the mood to give some money away today on millionaire. [cheers and applause] my returning contestant is an independent filmmaker who's used to yelling, "cut." today i hope it's my turn to cut her a check for $1 million. from brooklyn, new york, please welcome back hallie cooper-novack! [cheers and applause] >> hi. great to be back. thanks. >> welcome, welcome. you are doing so well. >> thank you. >> now, in addition to being a filmmaker, i know that you're an actress, and you took an acting class with someone superspecial. >> yeah, we actually went to grad school together, lupita nyong'o and i and we--our class was all very close, and we called ourselves the wilsons, so when lupita won her oscar she actually thanked the wilsons, which is the 15 of us that all went to graduate school together. >> that is awesome. >> yeah, so i got a shout-out in an oscar speech. >> but now it's your day... >> yes. >> your fame, your money. are you ready, hallie? >> i am ready. >> all righ

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ha ha ha. i learned to smile at the end of everything. the fox piece, that actually captured something about a turning point in the movement, which david cherry referenced in his introduction to me about the shift from party-based organizing to organizing independents without a political party. but as a force. as a lever against the defects and dysfunction and frankly, the inhumanity of the political system as it is currently organized and based in the two parties. what we have seen over the last 20 years haseen a very very steady growth in the size of the number of independents in this country. doug and david referenced it. in the year 2000, the presentence of -- the percentage of americans who were independents was 35%. as of now, it is about 42%. that number is, in my view and i think, in the view of a lot of people, is a very meaningful number. it is a very meaningful phenomenon. we have seen, of course, as the size of the independent voter block has grown, one of the things that happens in response to that, at least initially, is an attempt by a lot of the powers that be to minimize that, or to paint a picture that suggests that that is really not that meaningful, or not that significant, the fact that 42% of the country have this aligned, in terms -- disaligh ned in terms of their politics. the establishment tries to the little bat and interpret that a way, if you will. that is taken the form of, well, 40 2% may say they are independents, but they are not really independents, because

ha, ha, ha. >> it took you a second. >> that was good. your pal and a confidante, right? >> that's right. >>> up next in "the pulse," the reaction from the bruce jenner interview pouring in. >>> and brad pitt's shiner. the hollywood hunk talking about what caused the injury on that face. think the tree we carved our names in is still here? probably dead... how much fun is this? what? what a beautiful sunset... if you like sunsets. whether you're sweet or salty... you'll love nature valley sweet and salty bars. incredible! i've been claritin clear for ten days. when your allergy symptoms start, doctors recommend taking one claritin every day of your allergy season for continuous relief. with powerful 24-hour, non-drowsy claritin live claritin clear. every day. the taste of light and fit greek non fat yogurt gives you the power to help make temptation shrink away! with irresistible flavors never have 80 calories tasted so satisfying! light and fit greek. taste the power of satisfaction. are ♪ >>> time now for "the pulse" starting with the bruce jenner interview done by our very own diane sawyer. more than 17 million people watched friday night's broadcast in which jenner detailed his struggle with gender identity. >> and plenty of celebrities took to twitter. afterwards oprah saying "all of us deserve the right to be loved for who we are." lady gaga said, "let's empower people like bruce all over the world by being loving and not mean," and perhaps rob lowe was thinking of this part when he said, "some have to fight more than the rest of us for their happiness." >> for all intents and purposes i am a woman. i just can't pull the curtain any longer, okay. i've built a nice little life. i just can't. again, bruce lives a lie. she is not a lie. i can't do it anymore. >> incredible. stay tuned because coming up on "good morning america," you'll see unaired clips of diane's interview with bruce jenner. >> i look forward to that and we'll also hear from jenner's first wife who is speaking out for the first time since the interview. >> one word comes to mind, courage coming forward. >>> and brad pitt revealing how he got a nasty cut across his very famous face. >> that's right. he showed up saturday night for a charity event in hollywood looking a little banged up, i think. he explained that he was running up the stairs in the dark wearing his flip-flops with his hands full. sounds like a guy who hasids. sounds like an accident waiting to happen. pitt says he fell and hit his face. >> he still looks gorgeous, admit it. >> he's the only guy with a scar on his face and women still swoon over him. >>> someone got ahold of a unique piece of nba history. one of the greatest basketball players of all time. >> a pair of red and white nikes that graced the feet of michael jordan during his rookie season in 1984. they were auction off to an anonymous buyer for $71,000. >> big money. >> the chicago bulls star wore the nike airs before air jordans became a massive best-seller. jordan autographed them and gave them to a lakers ball boy 30 years ago. the left shoe is size 13 and the right shoe is 13 1/2. >> wow. to think there were even sneakers before air jordans. >> that's right and they do kind of look like ships, i have to say, kind of appropriate. >>> and finally, it isn't every day that we can show you a new world record from start to finish. this one the rubik's cube only takes a few se

has-- has-- has come to the country. bam bam bam bam bam. good for you. keep goin', brothers. keep goin', sisters. keep at it. >> people look at the civil rights movement, people in that community the gay community, the latino community they look at you as a hero. who were your heroes? >> well, i have many, many heroes. lot of people i served with in the student nonviolent coordinating committee. the names are just too numerous to mention now. people i marched with, people i went to jail with people i did this or that or the other thing w-- these are my heroes. and the people who came before me. w.e.b. dubois is a big big hero of mine. >> tell me why. >> he's just one of the smartest people in the world. and-- to read what he wrote and to understand the th-- thoughts he went into, you just think "wow why can't i be like that?" and someday i will. >> do you think the media is doing a good job of covering racial-- >> no, not doing a good job of covering these kind of things and i'm not sure exactly what it is or why it is. and it seems like they're missing something. they're not telling the story the way the story should be told. they're not telling it all. they're leaving something out. i'm not really sure what it is but i know i'm missing something. >> do you feel like you had that something before and it's gone-- >> yes i think i had it had a media that told the story more clearly in the past than is true today. not told it better but-- well, maybe even told it better than is told it-- today. >> still ahead on talk to al jazeera, julian bond talks about where he'd like race relations to be 50 years from now >> al jazeera's investigative unit has tonight's exclusive report. >> stories that have impact. that make a difference. that open your world. >> this is what we do. >> america tonight. tuesday through friday. 10:00 eastern. only on al jazeera america. >> it's a new day. >> another chance. >> i will be strong. >> i can't get bent down because my family's lookin' at me. >> i will rise. >> i will fight. >> i will never give up. >> you're gonna go to school so you don't have to go war. >> hard earned pride. hard earned respect. hard earned future. >> we can not afford for one of us to lose a job. we're just a family that's trying to make it. >> a real look at the american dream. "hard earned". premiers sunday, may 3rd 10:00 eastern. only on al jazeera america. >> protestors are gathering... >> there's an air of tension right now... >> the crowd chanting for democracy... >> this is another significant development... >> we have an exclusive story tonight, and we go live... >> i'm michael shure this is talk to al jazeera our gues

. >> ha ha ha ha. the big story was the absence of super bowl mvp tom brady. ermodel gisele's husband. he cited a family commitment for why he wasn't there. lots of theories on social media. most of them saying to escape jokes like you heard from the president. no word from brady. tweet u.s. with the hashtag social square. whey didn't he show? >> been there, done that. >> i think you may be right. >>>let get let's get the weather from ginger. >> we just got this video. this is from the passenger seat i believe, safe. i hope everyone is safe. the ponding on the roadways up to 4 inches close to san antonio. texas getting drenched. the lightning in the background. with the severe weather will come some flash flooding. from birmingham alabama, back through mississippi, northern louisiana. all along that region and this is through the weekend, 2 to 3 inches is what we're looking for. the big note i know everybody is feeling it this morning. from the great lakes through the northeast. these are morning wind chills. it feels like2 in buffalo. 23 in traverse city. >> g

ha ha, ha. oh, my man. oh, that is you. ha ha. >> all right. talie shore, and jay thomas and emmy winning actor and host of the jay thomas show on sirius radio and wendy todd who wrote a piece about trevor noah and artie lange and john vogelsang. and if you want him, you can keep him. i want a conscious person of color to the wheel, and not someone who has already driven me off of a racist cliff. at the wheel i should say, and you are worried that he is going to continue to perpetuate racist stair stereotypes. >> i think that first of all, you are coming to the country, and making fun of the rezsident, and i don't think of that thinking at all, and you are perpetuating a construct that is devaluing the black people at all, and we are getting shot in the street, because people are not feeling that we are value and to jokes and to perpetuate that ideal is upsetting and irresponsible. >> is that a lot of pressure and why can't comedians of color have the same freedom to practice the craft and they have an extra burden? it is their craft. sfwr it is

. >> ha ha ha ha. the big story was the absence of super bowl mvp tom brady. le's husband. he cited a family commitment for why he wasn't there. lots of theories on social media. most of them saying to escape jokes like you heard from the president. no word from brady. tweet u.s. with the hashtag social square. whey didn't he show? >> been there, done that. >> i think you may bes start in san antonio there's a flash flood warning. this is the video we just got in. i hope everyone is safe this morning. the pong on the roads 4 inches close to san antonio. texas getting drenched you can see the lightning in the background. anywhere from birmingham alabama back to mississippi northern louisiana along that region, this is through the weekend # to 3 inches is what we're looking for. the big melt, these are morning windchills feels like 22 in buffalo 23 trevor city and 26 in detroit. that's the big picture, let's get check closer to home. >> reporter: as we look at the exclusive accuweather seven-day forecast we're looking at temperatures in the 30s, windchills below

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ha, ha, ha. no 40s, no 30s! >> we are live on sky 6 hd at our temple university cam remarks for monica's birthday loads of sunshine and fair cumulous clouds up there and pottstown 31 and wrightstown 31 and millville a peak wind gust of 21 miles per hour. with the breeze not feeling as mild as the actual temperatures, 69 in philadelphia, allentown 69 and allentown 6 and sea isle city 53 degrees. all in all very nice. satellite 6 along with action radar showing this low pressure that is me andering since last week high pressure is building in and as it builds in the winds are diminishing and it's a pleasant night and stars are out there and gradually easing winds and the low, the normal low for this time of year, 50 in philadelphia and millville 44 and wilmington 46 and trenton 47 degrees, future tracker showing you like today? you'll like tomorrow. plenty of sunshine even by 4:00 most of our viewing area up in the 70s, a nice midweek warm-up and then on thursday an upper level disturbance moves to our west, and what this will do is bring us increasing clouds not a lot of rain but scattered showers west of philadelphia temperatures in the 60s, that upper low will form a coastal storm, intensify the coastal storm and bring us a flow on friday, and bring temperatures and a lot of clouds and showers. probably the nicest day of the work week, plenty of sunshine on thursday more in the way of clouds early sunshine and a few afternoon showers and 69 degrees and friday is the cloudy cool day with the coastal low just to the south and east, the steady rain is offshore and a few showers with the easterly flow and 60 degrees, right in time for the weekend the low is out of here and high pressure is building in and sunny on saturday and warmer with a high of 70 degrees, great weather for the union game, and sunday morning for the broad street run, race time in the upper 50s, and low 70s by the afternoon and 76 degrees, if you like it warmer than that, adam joseph hasd news next week it will feel summer coming up in the seven-day forecast. >>> a reading berks county man is behind bars for stealing from a local grocery store and you won't believe his method for getting away with it. >> say hello to sprinkles a new jersey feline that gives new meaning to the word fat cat. what folks are doing to take care of her and get her fit again. >> poor baby. >> those stories and more when "action news" comes right back. >>> hello again here is what is happening on "action news" thursday night, a battle is brewing inside and outside chambers over same-sex marriages we are live with more on this historic case, more peace than protest in baltimore following the violent clashes between police and agitators and a burglar in buck county targets those that have the least to give. >>> now, the details, is same-sex marriage a constitutional right that is what the u.s. supreme court is trying to decide. members started hearing arguments on the hot button issue, outside

ha, ha, ha he is always having fun. >> we have more ahead in the next half hour of "action news" today. three philadelphia police officers are in hot water over three separate cases the charges those men are facing including a 23 year veteran of the court. >>> a sun dress controversy that sent one infuriated dad to social media why this 5-year-old was accused of breaking the dress code. and a major attraction, an email error that led to an apology from school officials. ♪ there is no royal blood in this country. nothing is reserved for anyone. it's all just out there... ...waiting... ...for someone to reach out... ...and take it. and the ones who do... ...these are the kings and queens of america. ♪ >>> here at the big board if you are like me and need your job picked up off the floor and like your scandal, wait until tonight, there are two episodes left and papa pope is on fire. so we know that jake ballard hasn taken down, sorry if that say spoiler we give you a full week to catch up and this week the team is taking down b 16 including olivia is in serious danger and forced to take drastic measures and a brand new "grey's anatomy" at 8:00, this is the episode america will never forget and then at 8:00 a brand new "american crime" and then we are tweeting with you tonight during the show use #~ #~ 6 abc scandal. it's on fire. american crime is also a great show. >>> still ahead a chester county high school is hit with a nude photo scandal involving students, we are live with details on what was being shared. it's sure to put a smile on your face, a nurse watched her paralyzed patient walk for the very first time. >> i'm nydia han and i found a great new way to save money buy a gift card to pay for your purchase all you need is a smart phone. >>> "action news" continues with meteorologist, adam joseph alicia vitarelli, shirleen allicot and brian taff. >> it's 4:30 and "action news" continues

ha, ha, ha. kennedy: i've never seen a vince vaughn impression, that's crazy. i love it. now liam neeson trying to get his keys back. >> i don't know where you are. i can't remember where i put you, are you in the cushion of this couch, you're not. keys. if you can hear me, i will find you. and i will use you to open the car door because right now i'm locked outside of it. kennedy: that makes me so happy, and i know he's been through a great personal tragedy. >> he hassaw your impression, it would bring completion to his life. >> if you are watching, reach out to me. kennedy: christian bale, the deli counter screwed up the order on his sandwich. >> listen, i'm going to be honest with you, i come here for one reason and one reason only! because i like bagel chips on my tuna fish! you know, fan, they're not there, they're there, but they're not the rye! come on! they're not the rye! i'm going eat it because it's bloody delicious. kennedy: it's hard to do welsh. >> he was born in wales but he's english. kennedy: scandal! i didn't know that. i thought he was walesy. seth rogen coming out of the closet. >> i'm only coming out of the closet because i'm getting hot boxed in there. all the moths in there, they are so soon, they don't remember what they've been eating, guess what? i've been munching on sweaters all afternoon. kennedy: obama saying he won't support hillary. >> let me be clear, i will not support hillary clinton until she pays me the $5 that s

ha, ha, ha! >> oh! >> it's a girl! what? one, two, three. got it. >> i almost forgot her twin sister. >> you did not -- no. you are kidding me. >> no. how awesome is that. even though it's hard to keep her twin a secret from her friends and family for so long it was worth it even though she lives in florida now she is thrilled she gets to share the story with her home town audience and her home town television station. we love to hear that. watch the video about 6 minutes long, at 6abc.com. monica, you and i both had twins and i can't imagine keeping that a secret. >> i cannot. but it's special. matt pellman is in the traffic center. >> i love the reaction of "what?" >> we have a whole bunch of problems including this one in northeast philadelphia an earlier accident necessitating emergency construction, that is blocking the left lane, at franklin mills philadelphia mills boulevard as you come away from 95 towards the boulevard only the right lane is getting by to the north in buck county in newtown township, a water main break shutting down eagle and it will be closed until tomorrow afternoon. psych more gets you around it. we are watching the protests going on in center city. blocking off portions of jfk and market. you will want to say several blocks to the north or several blocks to the south. give yourself a few blocks. and we have the car fire and the police activity surrounding it in southwest philadelphia at hog island and fort mifflin roads. a weck in stanton, delaware and the eastbound side of boxwood road reopened today and westbound lanes remain shut down through after memorial day and a broken down truck at 42 near 130 luckily that is out of the way there you go. a little something going for us. we'll check it again in the next half hour. >> thank you matt. >>> meteorologist, adam joseph is back with the exclusive accuweather seven-day forecast coming up next. caring for you... ... and your eyes... ... just got a little easier. right now, buy one pair of eyeglasses or prescription sunglasses and get another one free. this is genuine eye care right in your neighborhood. this is pearle vision. >>> adam joseph is along with the accuweather forecast including more of what we saw today. >> sunshine thursday and overall it looks good but a couple chances of rain, we need it to flush out the pollen and everything needs a drink it's blooming now. as we look at double scan live radar, all is dry despite high clouds from the south and west. as we take a live look frtd pagoda cam in reading, from the tops of the building there is still a glow, penetrating through the high cloud cover and a nice day especially inland with temperatures in the 60s and even some thermometers hitting the 70 degree mark like philadelphia and trenton reading 68 and chillier in the poconos and the poconos only 59 degrees, the wins at the shore have eased and allowed the sea breeze to kick in the ocean is so cold that the wind rushes inland and you get the temperatures only in the mid to upper 50s. rain to the south pushing off to the south at charleston and roanoke high pressure is to the north and blocking the system over the virginias and carolinas and it's only the carolinas that are puncturing the high, this is a dirty high, typically high pressure brings wall-to-wall sunshine and the high is not strong enough to pulled clouds away. and it's seasonable with 30s in the lehigh valley as well as lancaster and reading and the rest of us 46 degrees, that high pushes closer and off the coast here and brings more in the way of sun for your thursday and winds wrap around the high and a few high clouds with it 66 in philadelphia but at the shore again 10 degrees cooler, so only 50s for all shore communities and then a weak front slips through on friday bringing a lot of clouds and 67 degrees and even a few showers arrive for the end of the week and this high pressure behind that front will set up shop here for saturday bringing nothing but sunshine and very warm temperatures. the exclusive accuweather seven-day forecast 66 tomorrow and high clouds and friday a lot of clouds with the front of 67 degrees and a snapshot our future tracker around lunch time, the showers are heaviest north of philadelphia closer to where there is more energy and less rain to the south and saturday the warm of the day so far 76 and sun and clouds build in the afternoon ahead of another system that bring a good inch of rain on monday for most of us at a cool 60 degrees and more sunshine pops through late tuesday and thursday when the phillies are back in town guys. >> thank you adam. saving with 6 abc is coming your way next. thank you, cable for taking longer to upload our family movies. for the slower internet upload speeds. for taking longer to upload my files to the cloud. for making me wait longer to share my photo albums. and for never upgrading to 100% fiber optics thank you cable... thank you cable, because if we never had you... ...we 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ha ha ha! sorry about this, pastor.ng a guy who works in a deli might shove down his pants. jerry: a pickle. [laughter] steve: all right, pastor. a pickle. [buzzer] that was a good answer. ted: uh...salami. [buzzer] ooh! steve: salami. [applause] pass or play? ted: oh, we'll play it. we're gonna play. steve: yeah. they're gonna play. [applause] before a date, uh, ma'am name something a guy who works in a deli might shove down his pants.

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ha ha ha." [ laughter ] okay, okay, okay. like, that -- i don't -- i get nervous.. [ laughter ] >> seth: you -- the one thing was you did because it was bieber, you had a lot of selena gomez fans reach out to you on twitter. >> oh yeah, that was so funny, man. i was -- okay. yeah, there are so many, like -- there's so many beliebers, you know? >> seth: yeah. >> like, so many. and i -- you know, when it was announced i was going to be on the dais, so many beliebers and selena fans were just like, "yo, just so you know, this roast isn't about selena." >> seth: gotcha. they were protecting her. >> yeah. "don't say anything about selena." and that was when i was like, "got to write jokes about selena," you know? [ laughter ] >> seth: this is -- i like this because this person -- there's a person threatening you. but you can also tell it's kind of a selena fan, because -- i like this. it's like, "don't mention her. this is me begging, asking, ordering, and warning you." [ laughter ] because the warning -- you can't take a warning seriously if they're also begging. >> ri

." >> and i'm like "ha ha ha! >> seth: i got you! very cool. but there was a role you played, a character that i think everyone would agree is one of your finest roles. it's in one of your earlier films. you played a character named officer fartman. [ laughter ] am i right? is that what the name was? >> fartman. >> seth: fartman. [ laughter ] gotcha. so, officer fartman, but this is not a character -- he didn't have a flatulence problem, is that correct? >> he'd never fart. never farted once in the movie. >> seth: this is a kids' movie. >> i hope so, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: did they not tell you while you were making it? >> not really. we didn't know. michael winslow was in this movie. >> seth: oh, okay. there you go. so, he goes both ways. you don't know. >> detective fartman. >> seth: detective fartman. oh, i'm sorry. i said "officer," i didn't realize he'd gotten promoted. [ laughter ] you know what, he's got to be a really good cop because you know that they don't want to promote fartman. [ laughter ] >> like, "oh, gosh. he's

ha ha ha." [ laughter ] okay, okay, okay. like, that -- i don't -- i get nervous. i hope i didn't hurt any feelings, i guess, but, like, whatever. [ laughter ] >> seth: you -- the one thing was you did because it was bieber, you had a lot of selena gomez fans reach out to you on twitter. >> oh yeah, that was so funny, man. i was -- okay. yeah, there are so many, like -- there's so many beliebers, you know? >> seth: yeah. >> like, so many. and i -- you know, when it was announced i was going to be on the dais, so many beliebers and selena fans were just like, "yo, just so you know, this roast isn't about selena." >> seth: gotcha. they were protecting her. >> yeah. "don't say anything about selena." and that was when i was like, "got to write jokes about selena," you know? [ laughter ] >> seth: this is -- i like this because this person -- there's a person threatening you. but you can also tell it's kind of a selena fan, because -- i like this. it's like, "don't mention her. this is me begging, asking, ordering, and warning you." [ laughter ] because the warning -- you can't take a warning seriously if they're also begging. >> right. no, it's like serial killer stuff. like, "please don't make me kill you." [ laughter ] "please." >> seth: you've been a bad boy. you've been a bad boy. >> like, "it's come to this and you know it." [ laughter ] >> seth: everybody in your cast is a standup on "undateable." >> wait, that would be hilarious. >> seth: what? >> like, a 35-year-old man, and like a 12-year-old just on my back. [ laughter ] "it had to come to this." [ laughter ] >> seth: "you crossed the selena line. we warned you about selena." >> "mommy, where are we going to put the body?" [ laughter ] just, like -- what were you going to say? sorry. >> seth: it would make it hard to get people -- if you got murdered by a selena fan, the roasts would really thin out. it would be really hard to get everybody for the roast. >> yeah. nobody would ever want to roast selena, that's for sure. >> seth: that's true. she's safe. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: your show, the five of you, you guys have known each other for a long time in standup. >> yeah, i've known a lot of those guys for years, actually. so it's very cool showing up, doing the show with them. it's like camp. i mean, we get to work and -- we're all comedians as well, so we see each other when we shoot in the day and at night when we do standup. i mean it's pretty crazy. >> seth: you have a standup special coming out. >> yep. >> seth: and this is great. your dad directed your standup special. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: so how did that come about? did he direct your first as well? >> he directed my first, and then -- but he's -- and now he's done this one. and people -- yeah, he's a director. i mean, it's not like he works at j.crew or something. [ laughter ] >> seth: he's not at best buy, yeah. >> and -- i can't stop thinking about this 12-year-old killing me. [ laughter ] but, no, and -- and, yeah, i asked him to do it, and, you know, in my eyes it was like, you know, he's helped me so much with everything, you know, advice and love and career-wise. and now i paid him back by helping -- having him shoot that one special. oh, two specials now. and i paid him back and i think he's made, like, $1,000. laughter ] >> seth: right, right. so you're a really good son. >> yeah. >> seth: we're almost out of time. i feel like i want to give you this one last chance to just say to the selena fans -- is there anything you want to say to the selena fans just to clear the slate? >> yeah. what camera do i got? >> seth: yeah, you want to go to -- go to one. go to one over there. >> hey, selena fans. [ laughter ] you think you can choke me? [ laughter ] you think you can find me? first of all, you think you can find me? this is kevin bacon right now, okay? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: yeah. i think you're done. i think that's good. chris d'elia, everybody. check out "undateable" tuesday nights at 9:00 right here on nbc. you can catch his standup special, "incorrigible," which debuts on netflix april 17th. we'll be right back with eric ripert. 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has great traction. it has tremendous media power. it has tremendous financial backing. it has tremendous backing among voters, and it has called -- it has all kinds of articulate spokesman, some of whom are going to run for the president of the united states. the problem is that it is a historical. it tries to live in our own time as if the constitution has no history. the people who hearken back to the original constitution as some kind of justification whether it's for the second amendment or the 10th amendment or to resist the environmental protection agency or to resist national health insurance, they are forgetting that we have had 200-some years of history modern history, industrialized history that have changed the fundamental relationship of citizens to their government. this states rights revival is here to stay for a long time unless a movement against it gets similar traction in the political arena. host: yellow university's david blightconversations with the fife and drum corps. tell us your names. >> i am ranger tim are tell from fort mchenry, baltimore, maryland.

ha ha ha. >> i would pick the computer products over sex. >> anything else? >> can i push your buttons? >> beep beep, beep beep beep beep. >> so, where do we go from here? >> i can't find the button. >> no. >> i always have trouble finding it. >>. if computers take over the world and go to war with humans whose side are you on. >> i will take humans. it's not that simple. >> i don't think i'm going to decide. i think i'm going to let your mind wander a bit. >> i take the machine side. >> you would, wouldn't you? >> yeah, hell yeah. the machines have have got it all right now. >> a silt i would rather not be seeing. >> do you feel like you are staring at the screen a lot or following what's going on in the world. >> i think i'm following what's going on in the world. >> do you guys know who the vice president is? >> that's elm gar wassing. >> steve wizard of wozniak. >> joe biden? >> joe. >> bush. [ buzzer ] >> i don't know. are you talking to me? but you are dead. do you ever watch i watters? >> is it on the computer? >> it is. >> i watters and this is i-oworld right here. >> yeah looks like concrete. >> i-watters. >> download it? >> i'm going to download it gotcha. >> we shall conclude until our next schedule sent into the everlasting pit of darkness. >> here is watters. is it as bad as i think it is? >> i asked one guy the last time he hasnd he said i went figure skating in high school. i asked one person what's the latest on the clinton email scandal? have you been following? and they said oh, what did bill do now? they thought it was bill. >> bill clinton not hillary. >> yeah. so they have no idea. >> you were, what eighth grade high school when this stuff started to come in. >> sure. >> whatever, okay. i have seen -- and you look anywhere and their heads are down like this. even when they are driving. they are like this. i was at mass yesterday, a guy comes in, in mass with a bottle of water and the -- and he is doing this during mass. what's next? a pizza? >> maybe he was recording the sermon or something like that. >> no. it's a bottle of water -- wasn't even holy water. it was holy water. it was regular water. >> i've seen people all friends sitting around the table all just looking at the screen. like they know each other. >> why bother? just stay in your house. >> i know. >> it's going to be next ten years wait