because she was like, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. i love sushi. let's get sushi tonight. exactly what i wrote. >> so it is pretty funny. during the 12-minute video that aired during their wedding, they actually got quite liquored up during the taping of it. >> really liquored up. >> it was their drunk history of their drunk history together. cute. >> that's better than when had he go through the photos of when you were a child to present day. this is far s'more entertaining. maybe it will take off. others will follow. >> speaking of love, us young folks can learn a lot from the elderly about love. including airport arrivals. look at this older man waiting for the love of his life with those flowers. this video on youtube. 340,000 hits since it was posted on the 7th. she arrives and gets the embrace and gets the flowers. >> i have a couple theories about that. that's not his wife. that's actually his mistress. >> no. come on. kendis. >> truth be told, that's the alternate ending to titanic. >> she gets off a ship and gets reunited. >> leo did not die. >>> oh. >> all right.

. >> ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: is your dad a maniac? >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: he's not even on the coaster yet. >> it's freaking him out. >> [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: he's cursing. >> he's cursing it. >> mother of god! [ bleep ]! ha ha ha! >> jimmy: your dad is going to die. >> ah, ah, ah! ha ha ha! >> jimmy: i approve of anything that involves screwing with your >> ha ha ha! >> the one thing i can say that gets a lot of people about these things, i love watching other people have fun. i think that's what a lot of people get out of these gaming videos. >> jimmy: i hate other people having fun. really? >> horrible, horrible person. >> jimmy: do you guys know each other? >> no, we met today. >> this is the first time we've met. you're bringing people together. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i'm wondering if you guys -- if you have a relationship. if you're in relationships. do you have a girlfriend? >> not right now. >> i have a boyfriend. >> jimmy: you have a boyfriend? but look at him. he's not bad, right? he's got a million views. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many view

ha-ha-ha! counselor! come out, come out, wherever you are! ha-ha! ha-ha! not bad? [ cheers and applause ] >> that's pretty good. that's not bad. >> jimmy: louder. >> you do it pretty good. >> jimmy: much louder. >> very good. >> jimmy: yeah. do you do an impersonation of [ laughter ] >> i mean, no, i haven't. maybe i did. >> jimmy: you could try to wing it. i'll close my eyes. [ mumbling quickly ] [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the best impression anyone has ever done of me. i'm going to over-articulate the rest of our interview. [ laughter ] congrats on the movie, it comes out next friday. a great nancy meyers movie, she's the director. i love nancy meyers. if you like a good comedy, and you're opposite anne hathaway. how is she to work with? >> she's great. she was terrific. and it was a long shootw and a a difficult one, but worth every bit of time. >> jimmy: yeah, if you're stuck you might as well be stuck together. >> yeah, exactly. and she was great. she was wonderful, nancy was great too. >> jimmy: and in the movie you play

ha! ha-ha-ha! - so? - yeah, so? - dude, the simpsons has done everything already. who cares? - yeah, they've been on the air for, like, 13 years. of course they've done everything. - every idea's been done, butters, even before the simpsons. - yeah, in fact, that episode was a rip-off of a twilight zone episode. - really? so i shouldn't care if i come up with an idea and the simpsons already did it. it...doesn't matter. everything is back to normal! i think... i think i can go back to trying to destroy the world again! - good for you! - yeah, that's great, butters. now get the hell out of my room. - i feel like a spring chicken! i'm ready to wreak havoc once again! - hey, look, everybody! the other side of the aquarium is building another statue! - hey, it's tweek! - me? oh, man! i don't want to be a god! that is way too much pressure! - that is bull crap! you better stop worshiping him, sea-people! [muffled thuds] - what's going on now? - the sea-people from cartman's side are suicide-bombing the buildings on tweek's side. - agh! - yeah, go! - now what's happening? - the sea-

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ha ha ha! mr. jimmy kimmel, mr. jimmy kimmel! we were hoping your cheeks were covered with our signature buffalo sauce. >> jimmy: no, it's hair. i'm just looking for jokes about donald trump if you have them. >> oh, donald trump, you came to the right place. >> jimmy: slept. >> i'm getting our number one donald trump joke now. ♪ i don't know but i've been told donald trump is turning red ♪ ♪ more donald >> jimmy: it's not my birthday. it is not my birthday. >> it's not your birthday? >> jimmy: no, it's not my birthday. i'm looking for donald trump jokes. >> donald trump jokes, yes. >> jimmy: okay, great, all right, good. oh, great. >> these will knock your socks off. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right, i'm ready. it's a great-looking wig. >> ready, jimmy? >> jimmy: what? >> you ready? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm ready. >> okay. joke number one. >> jimmy: okay. >> how many donald trumps does it take to build a wall? >> jimmy: i don't know, how many donald trumps does it take to build a wall? >> zero! he will make the mexicans build it for him! >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> hae greatest joke! >> jimmy: maybe not the greatest joke. it was good, though. it was solid. can we hear another one? do you have anything else? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> joke number two. >> jimmy: okay. >> what did donald trump say when he declared bankruptcy? >> jimmy: what did donald trump say when he declared bankruptcy? when he declared bankruptcy what did he say? >> i don't have to pay! >> he has toupee. >> jimmy: right. >> i don't have to pay! >> jimmy: he'll say that a lot. all right. that's good. okay, yeah, i got that one. >> i don't have to pay! >> jimmy: do you have anything else? maybe something really big, a closer, something we can end on a strong note with. >> mr. jimmy kimmel, can you say the word [ bleep ] on your show? >> jimmy: no, we cannot say that word on the show. >> oh. >> jimmy: does that ruin the joke? >> pardon me. can you say the word wind from the ass of a man? >> jimmy: wind from the -- yeah i think we can say that yes. >> how is donald trump

. >> ha, ha, ha, ha! the summer party trick with watermelon that will have your friends saying -- dpsh how did you, come on -- i don't -- i don't know how you cut that off. >> see how it's done on "right this minute." colgate optic white toothpaste goes beyond surface stains to whiten over 3 shades. in fact, it whitens more than the leading express whitening strip. it's your smile bff. whiten more just by brushing. >>> summer is almost over but there is still a chance for you to be the coolest dude at a summer kids party. mark rober is and he has this pretty amazing party trick using this quarter melon. >> what the heck? >> did you see that? >> how did you, come on -- how do you -- i don't -- i don't know how you cut that off. like how do you do that? >> when you are a a rocket scientist you figure out some brilliant drikz and look at all the kids around him. >> looks like a giant red jelly bean. >> all the kids are amazed, he's feeling good because of this cool, awesome trick. >> nevermind the watermelon

ha ha ha! steve: ha ha ha! a toe! [bell rings] see, they got to go "toe" because that's on himself.t it. very good. >> a doll. steve: a doll. >> yes, a doll. baby doll. steve: doll!

[cheers and applause] ha ha ha!'m terry crews, and i've got $1 million i just can't wait to give away today on millionaire. [cheers and applause] today's first contestant is a girl's girl who's stuck working at a fire department with all guys. she's here to prove women are always right. from salt lake city, utah, please welcome sarah bohe! [cheers and applause] hi, sarah! >> oh, my gosh! [laughs] >> how are you? >> great. >> nice to see you.

ha, ha. okay. thank you for stopping by, ha, ha, ha, ha. [ laughter ] today marks the first day of national hispanice month or as donald trump calls it, september. [ laughter ] according to espn, new york giants player jason pierre-paul may be missing more fingers than initially suspected from his july 4th fireworks accident. the team became suspicious after he sent a text saying he was just fine. [ laughter and applause ] today is national double cheeseburger day. to celebrate americans will just remove one of the patties from our usual triple cheeseburgers. save you for later. [ light laughter ] new research has found that eating olive oil could help lower the risk of breast cancer. huh, i guess that's why popeye never got breast cancer. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] that groan you guys made is the same noise olive oyl makes, just so you know. [ laughter ] [ popeye laugh ] [ laughter ] if you groan anything groan about the fact that it's 2015 we're making a popeye joke. [ laughter ] taco bell has opened a new line of more up scale restaurants they are calling cantinas which will fe

>> ha, ha, ha, ha. >> stephen: well, thanks, jim brown. you're hilarious. , folks, that's exciting but surely that is the last if the ball legend here tonight. let's get on with the show. folks, you know, tax policy ask so -- >> not so fast, stephen. you. >> stephen: coach bill cowher. >> stephen, you need makeup. >> stephen: thanks, coach, thanks so much. >> will you take your glasses off, please. >> stephen: then i won't be able to read my prompter. >> there you go, stephen, now you look great, you got this, right. >> stephen: yeah, i think i do, i think i could do. >> you can do this. >> stephen: i think we're already doing it right now. >> dig, dig down really deep. >> stephen: we're digging, we've done the digging. >> so you don't need a fiery pep talk? >> i don't think so. but it's nice to see you. >> you know, inspiring others is what i do. and if i can't do that, what good am i? >> aww. >> stephen: oh, no, coach, coach, i don't want you to think like that. >> no. >> stephen: coach, i might not need your fiery pep talk but there are millions of people

ha, ha, ha! oh my god. holy [ bleep ]. >> dad really can't scold you for doing stuff to your hair if he's color blind. >> we're going to be doing this all day. >> i'd want to take him to the butterfly pavilion, the ice cream shop. >> show him double rainbow. >> look at the reds! holy [ bleep ]! >>> drinking a can of coke not exactly rocket science but if you're these guys t is. we've heard of diet coke creating explosive reactions but these guys decided something else. remove coke from said bottle and you get this stuff in lighter, butane, but they claim propane. you get some butane and also get this, one of the larger gas tanks and firing it into the top of this bottle. now someone may be able to explain the science of this to me, probably the density of the cap and things like that. you go outside and turn it upside down, that happens. >> the gas isn't escaped? >> the density might be it doesn't go up, stay there is. this video going crazy viral, already reviews in the millions. look how high it goes. >> that is a lot more powerful than i thought. >> it happened so quickly. >> where is bill nye the science guy. >> exactly, i need this explained if there is anyone at home who is a rocket scientist and can explain this to us we'd love to hear it. the bit at the end it is somewhat dangerous to do this, nick, you'll like this. >> oops! mom is going to be mad at that one. >> that one happens quickly, fires straight into the window like a bullet. blink and you miss it. so if you have coca-cola at home and butane, don't do that. >>> okay, everybody, it's time to give away another ipad mini. >> to enter buzzword, be 18 years of age and legal resident. >> enter the buzzword on facebook, twitter or both and enter on each every day. >> tuesday's buzzword is modern. >> get over to rightthisminute.com and click on the win ipad button, and enter the word modern. >> one day later this week we'll have a bonus giveaway, we'll give away a flat screen tv you lucky, lucky people. >>> she is terrified of zombies. of course, barry is going to prank her. see what happens when a prank goes wrong. >> lucky they didn't get caught because she looks like if she had a knife handy she would have used it. still be pain. it comes when your insurance company says they'll only pay three-quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do, drive three-quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car replacement, you'd get your whole car back. i guess they don't want you driving around on three wheels. smart. new car replacement is just one of the features that come standard with a base liberty mutual policy. and for drivers with accident forgiveness,rates won't go up due to your first accident. learn more by calling switch to liberty mutual and you can save up to $509. for a free quote today,call liberty mutual insurance at see car insurance in a whole new light. liberty mutual insurance. are more likely to have a to frsuccessful future.e born talking and reading to children in their first years hase impact on what they do with the rest of their lives. the fewer words they hear, the greater their chances of dropping out of school and getting into trouble. talk. read. sing. your words have the power to shape their world. learn more at first5california.com/parents already. >> oh, yeah. >>> i have a motorcycle fail and a motorcycle win in the two video, first one this guy is feeling good, about to pop a wheelie. >> oh, that's got to hurt. little elbow. >> just as he goes up on the back wheel, crash. >> hey, he was doing it in a parking lot, at least he wasn't on a main road, helmet on, jacket on. all right, so you got to learn sometimes. >> you see him tacking his boot off because he did break his foot. >> not surprising even with the heavy boots on. >> you're right in order to be really good on a motorcycle you have to do this stuff and fall a number of times, right? now this next motorcycle video is a win and motorcycling that even you, oli, could do. >> this is why i love being a

>> ha, ha, ha! doesn't matter your age or who you are, a ride in a supercar is just as thrilling whether you're 19 or 90. >> you want to go for it. >> this lady is come let's go. >> she's bored, like are we going yet? >> yahoo! >> hey, move it! >> i feel like 30 years younger. >> oh. >> she looks like she's about to have herself a cigarette if you know what i mean. >> enjoyed it, all the ladies felt a bit invigorated from the experience. >> some happy grandpas tonight. >> you have given me the thrill of a lifetime. you're just wonderful. i mean, i really -- i never thought i would get to see this. >> there it is. um-hum. >> you know what, though? guys don't realize that a fancy car, no matter the age of a woman, the woman is going to hoff it. 65, 75, 85, she'll like your ride. >>> for those of you that don't know where babies come from, we all know storks fly down with packages and put the baby in the house. but in today's society, there's an entirely new way for storks to deliver their babies. what

ha ha ha! fully cooked johnsonville breakfast sausage. >> welcome back. ben: jets missed decker. chris ivory dressed but didn't play. the quad is bothering him. the jets down 17-zip and hitting for what looked to be a first down and he tried to lateral the ball and fumbled it. the jets made a second half comeback and hitting curly for the 7 yard touchdown pass. the pass is picked off. the eagles beat the jets. the jets are now 2-1. the jets play next sunday in london. >> the yankees are trying to clinch a playoff spot. they were at home playing the white sox. it is a great outing by louise. he works out of a jam by getting a double play. dustin continue toes make a push for the second base job and hitting a homer, his third as a yankee. >> the mets back in cincinnati a day after clinching the nl east over the weekend. great on the mound. the mets played the backups and here it comes. mets win it 8-1. >> more issues for the washington nationals. jonathan and bryce exchanging words. see what happens after. papelbon giving up five runs. >> the mets have a phenomenal rookie roster an

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ha, ha, ha! oh my god. holy [ bleep ]. >> dad really can't scold you for doing stuff to your hair if he's color blind. >> we're going to be doing this all day. >> i'd want to take him to the butterfly pavilion, the ice cream shop. >> show him double rainbow. >> look at the reds! holy [ bleep ]! >>> drinking a can of coke not exactly rocket science but if you're these guys t is. we've heard of diet coke creating explosive reactions but these guys decided something else. remove coke from said bottle and you get this stuff in lighter, butane, but they claim propane. you get some butane and also get this, one of the larger gas tanks and firing it into the top of this bottle. now someone may be able to explain the science of this to me, probably the density of the cap and things like that. you go outside and turn it upside down, that happens. >> the gas isn't escaped? >> the density might be it doesn't go up, stay there is. this video going crazy viral, already reviews in the millions. look how high it goes. >>

ha, ha, ha! >> bye. >> they all fall out except the guide. >> he's lucky. >> here comes another boat. >> woo, hoo! >> it's like bumper boats. so he falls in but the carnage isn't over yet, you guys. >> you don't go rafting to stay dry. >> true. >> this is in port townsend, washington, this not so fun. the guy and his dog are in this boat but they had to be rescued because the mast went down and the boat was pinned under this ferry terminal. you see this man in distress right here before the rescue. you can see the problem the man is having. >> he's trying to get him out. >> the person with the video and another man were there to help get him and his dog out. this last one, a man in a boat and everything is going smoothly. it's slow. what possibly could happen? >> the slowest crash ever? >> yes. watch. >> oh no, he pressed the wrong button. that's a lever, what are you doing? you're doing it wrong. >> this guy was in the water for quite some time. >> stay on land next time. >>> for some of us guys

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ha ha ha! fully cooked johnsonville breakfast sausage. we don't make sausage. >> meteorologist: looks like we have certainly heard dealing with but flood watches have scaled-back a bit. the northern tier of the tristate did expand for a while but scaled back, that is the good news, heaviest showers and storms are moving to the north, the northernmost counties will be at greatest risk for flooding but localized flooding has already taken place but the heavier stuff have moved on from the major metro areas but still dealing with it eastern long island into connecticut as we look to the southwest, we have little bit of a break coming at us but that doesn't mean we are in the clear, we will see scattered showers and storms as opposed to the heavier stuff we have seen through the overnight hours, high temperatures 74, cooler and windy tomorrow and windy wet weekend coming and s as well. kerry: windy when we can. >> a dark spot with the baseball games last night. wild card spot but they took a pounding from the red sox last night, we will take this up in the first inning, second of a four game series top of the first, red sox already up 3-0 and blake go as deep for three run, be read sox batter around in the first and lead 6-0, the yankees answer in the bottom of the first inning. carlos beltran drives to left-field, it goes off the wall, brett got this course from third base so it makes it 6-and to amend the

has h ha ha ha. in another text, he told him about his cellblock on the sixth floor. >> i've seen it with my own two eyes and it's really sad. >> reporter: this woman said her daughter was beaten by zbardsgut the jail. >> reporter: yesterday with jail guard cadets were in the courtroom in part of a one-week training on dealing with mental health inmates. the lawyer says that's not enough. >> no, i don't think a week is enough. i think that experienced correctional officers should be involved with the clients who have mental health issues. >> reporter: the attorney for the jail guards has told me in the past that those jail guards are innocent. we're live tonight, nbc bay area news. >>> seven years ago today a cyclist in san francisco was shot to death. it's a crime that remains unsolved. it happened near 15th and ka brill lo. three men crowded the victim trying to u get him off of his bike and when he kicked them away, one of them shot him in the back. he was 23 years old. he was a graduate of uc sant

[cheers and applause] ha ha ha! and i've got $1 million i just can't wait to give away today on millionaire. [cheers and applause] today's first contestant is a girl's girl who's stuck working at a fire department with all guys. she's here to prove women are always right. from salt lake city, utah, please welcome sarah bohe! [cheers and applause] hi, sarah! >> oh, my gosh! [laughs] >> how are you? >> great. >> nice to see you. >> it's so great to see you.

ha, ha, ha! >> bye. >> they all fall out except the guide. >> he's lucky. >> here comes another boat. >> woo, hoo! >> it's like bumper boats. so he falls in but the carnage isn't over yet, you guys. >> you don't go rafting to stay dry. >> true. >> this is in port townsend, washington, this not so fun. the guy and his dog are in this boat but they had to be rescued because the mast went down and the boat was pinned under this ferry terminal. you see this man in distress right here before the rescue. you can see the problem the man is having. >> he's trying to get him out. >> the person with the video and another man were there to help get him and his dog out. this last one, a man in a boat and everything is going smoothly. it's slow. what possibly could happen? >> the slowest crash ever? >> yes. watch. >> oh no, he pressed the wrong button. that's a lever, what are you doing? you're doing it wrong. >> this guy was in the water for quite some time. >> stay on land next time. >>> for some of us guys, it's difficult to approach a woman and talk to her. so why on earth would you make it even more difficult? >> i thought you are really pretty. >> he puts on the squeaky voice. these guys from the anti-social youtube channel. >> just looking for, uhm, girls numbers. >> as if they weren't awkward enough, bring in the king of awkward, andrew hails. >> i thought you were cute and wanted your number. >> no, sorry. >> i'm sorry, that is weird. you have to decide in that moment how much time you're going to give this. maybe these girls just skr no patience. >> i was surprised how much time some of these girls gave these guys. >> you should -- you -- could i, i thought you were really pretty. can i get your number? >> oh, i'm sorry, i have to go -- >> that's a wonderful excuse. i have to go this way. >> you have to go that way? okay, i have to go this way. >> but you know, some girls give this guy a chance. >> could i get your number? >> sure, one sec. >> okay. >> he's almost sur pried. that's all i had to do? this girl is super sweet. >> i thought you were really pretty. can i get your number? >> sure. >> ladies at usc, if this happened to you, and you thought it was weird, now you know why. >> oh, no, i'm sorry. >> later? 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introducing new simply raised chicken with no antibiotics. from foster farms. simply better. >>> there is a reason why les miserables is my favorite musical of all-time because of songs like this one, do you hear the people sing? ♪ i have introduce to you cohen frehner. ♪ >> oh my gosh, i can't stand it, this is so cute. ♪ >> he's doing this by heart. there is no teleprochter for this little guy who is 3 years old. >> necessarily he couldn't read it. ♪ >> he is a natural performer, makes you forget he's not in the cast. >> let's see how the ending goes. ♪ >> his face is turning the same color as his cat. >> he is so good. >> we have to talk to this little guy and his mom, "right this minute" from arizona, we have erin and cohen, welcome to the show. how did you figure out this guy was a les mis fan. >> i have it playing in the house and asked to hear it over and over again, he learned the whole song, he tried to sing like them. >> so it's not all musical. it's just he loves les miserables. >> he always loved to sing but this is his favorite les mis. >> tell me about the video going viral? people around the world love whacko hen did? >> it's been surprised and happy that he can make so many people happy. >> are you a musical family? i know you have a piano but is this something that everybody in your family does? >> not a super musical family. i play the piano a little bit. it's not like it's my profession. it's just kind of something we enjoy. >> with all this attention he is getting, is he starting to act like a little diva? >> no, as long as i let him sing he's happy. >> do you think cohen you could sing a little bit for us? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> you know if he doesn't have a future in singing, he could definitely go into politics in france. i think he'd be a shoo-in over there. >>> thanks for watching. we'll see you next time on "right this minute." babies who are talked to from the time they're born are more likely to have a successful future. talking and reading to children in their first years hasdo with the rest of their lives. the fewer words they hear, the greater their chances of dropping out of school and getting into trouble. talk. read. sing. your words have the power to shape their world. learn more at first5california.com/parents >>> a ninja thief shadows an unsuspecting shopper. >> he's just hiding in her blind spot. >> why it takes some kind of nerve to get what he's after. >>> some riders push their motorcycles to the limit. too bad the limit is just around the corner. divers spot a creature in need. >> it's got a big old oar stuck. see the delicate mission to save a shark. >>> and some hipster pranker its enlist a middle aged woman to leave people wondering -- >> what the heck just happened? 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has it. >> look. >> oh. dr. grey, watch out, never too young to learn to save a life. >> you know, actually that is a song you should be playing in your head when you do it, that's ha, ha, haember doing a piece on that. so, whether you do that or not -- >> when you do it like this, too. >> some real moves. that was "pop news." >> that was "pope news." >> stick around. priyanka chopra is here live. >> wow. ♪ >> that was "pope news." >> stick around. priyanka chopra is here live. >> wow. ♪ >>> good morning. crews say the valley wildfire has bushed more than 76,000 acres. it is now 87% contained and threatens 3,000 homes. mandatory evacuations remain in effect for cobb and at least one person is still missing. >>> right now let's check out your traffic. >> okay. we've got problems on highway 4 westbound at bailey road. we've got an accident that's involving one overturned vehicle. and we also have two lanes blocked. that's causing some delays out of pittsburgh as you head into bay point. here's a look right now at san jose. it's quite packed as you come into downtown san jose. and we've got bumper to bumper traffic that's going to take you 20 minutes to get into downtown. >>

has it. >> look. >> oh. dr. grey, watch out, never too young to learn to save a life. >> you know, actually that is a song you should be playing in your head when you do it, that's ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. stayin' alive. i remember doing a piece on that. whether you do that or not -- >> some real moves. >> >> that was pope news. >> stick around. >>> good morning. 8:27 friday, september 25th. i'm ken rosato. topping headlines, pope francis has arrived at the united nations. you are looking live at the united nations. the pope just arriving moments ago. he was agreed by the u.n. secretary general. let's take a look at video when he first arrived. this is him arriving, suffering from pain from sciatica. he walks carefully. this is in the last ten minutes standing next to the u.n. general. he is getting ready to address the united nations assembly within the next hour or so. we will bring take to you -- that to you this morning when he does. >>> a lot of closures throughout new york. heather o'rourke has that for us. >> one was the fdr drive as they moved the pope from the residence to the united nations. the fdr is jam packed on to the southbound side. everything is sti

has it. >> look. >> oh. dr. grey, watch out, never too young to learn to save a life. >> you know, actually that is a song you should be playing in your head when you do it, that's ha, ha, ha. whether you do that or not -- >> when you do it like this, too. >> some real moves. >> that was pope news. >> stick around. priyanka chopra is here live. >> wow. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> we welcome you back to "gma." a look at pope francis arriving at the united nations moments ago met by the secretary-general, the pope is addressing the general assembly this morning and we will cover that for you live. >> that is coming up in just a little bit. >>> international superstar priyanka chopra, she is here about to make her american tv debut on abc's new show "quantico." more with her coming right up. >> i spent a little time with her inside. she said do you think they're going to like me over here? you're going to be fine. she knows it. she knows it. hey, lsu, even though i'm -- [ cheers and applause ] they're playing syracuse. i went to a rival school so you'll have to hold that for me, southeastern lions all the way. >>> many women will tell you one of the worst pars of being preg