>> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! > andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >> i know. >> when neil started working here, and i told him to this-- to his face--i had big hopes for him. >> when you say that to somebody, "i had high hopes for you..." >> neil did not hear that from me until we had a huge argument in the k

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [ laughter ] dr. ben carson hosted a facebook q & a last night and said the loss of gun rights is more devastating than seeing people die from gun violence. so if ben carson is your doctor, definitely get a second opinion. [ laughter ] the first opinion's a little -- can be a little shaky. [ applause ] dr. ben carson spoke with kanye west recently and said that he is very impressed with and kanye said that he is very impressed with kanye's knowledge of business. [ laughter ] mcdonald's began serving all-day breakfast nationwide today. [ cheers and applause ] great news for people who probably don't get a lot of great news. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] executives from hasbro have announced that "the transformers" movie franchise will get four more films in the next decade, unless their demands are met. [ laughter ] we can keep making them as long as it takes. [ laughter ] car, it's a robot. robot's a car. that's a movie. [ laughter ] a game developer this week surprised his girlfriend by proposi

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ha ha! >> yes. ha! we try mightily. ha ha! >> it's a roundtable. >> exactly. right. >> okay. squares are allowed. ha ha! >> right. um... >> no. i'm serious. where is the cutting edge of change? >> well, you know, it depends we're actually looking at, you know. some people would say the web, because it is a democratic network. >> and personalized. skips over the divisions that we're accustomed to. identified.r is not >> but we have to be cautious about the web, because it is also divisive because of how literate, people people have electricity. polarizing. >> and it's liberating not only because it brings knowledge to an extraordinary -- extraordinary number of people. >> -- who otherwise don't have -- that it's not great. it is great. but we have to understand its limitations. addition to the fact that out millions upon millions of people and polarizes to some extent. does not allow us to empathize with each other. we can get information from it. this is great. and we can find each other, and this is great. empathize, you need to be present in all five senses, like at this ta

ha ha! >> jimmy: is that suit flammamae, sponge bob? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: good. are you wearing underwear right now, spongebob? >> oh, yeah. we wear the toilet papers, ha ha ha! >> jimmy: i'veveot the lever. two, one! >> awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: a cable attached to it. isn't that beautiful. wow. just like beingng in bethlehem. okay, now don't move from that sposhlg bob? >> okay, i'll ob digital display. >> jimmy: sponge upon is being slowly tied up b b that rope that cable down at the bottom. it will eventually work its way up to his neck and strangle them. thanks again, spongebob. we're into december and donald trump is still running for president which i don't thihi he didn't even expect this would happen. according to new quinnipiac university poll, trump is in first place among republicans with 27% of the vote. rco rubio is in second place at 17%. ben carson is fast asleep somewhere, dreaming of donald trump was in macon, georgia, this week. again he suggested thatnn should pay to get him to come to the next debate. >> how about we do this with cnn. i won't do the debate unless they pay me $5 million,ll of which money goes to

. >> ha ha ha ha ha. >> yeah! announcer: i'm terrified. [crowd cheering] >> whoo! cer: this is the first race in history where literally everyone... >> [chanting] announcer: ...loses. do we have any races that are-- how do i say it?--um, not this? hmm. a 1950s paperboy reunion. extra! extra! read all about it. no one reads papers anymore. oh, good. they have those big adult trike thingies, too. this is a sport show. can we please see a real race clip? [men imitating hounds and horns] >> a few more seconds! announcer: thank you. do you think a horse has ever gotten a charley horse? do you think a horse named charlie has ever gotten-- what do you mean, "move on. no one cares about this"? fine. this is giddy down. >> aaaah! >> [indistinct] [clicks tongue] go, go. go on. you can do it. announcer: get off your high horse. so, a horse walks into a bar. [horse whinnies] told ya. oh, no. no, no, no. >> i say 3 seconds. that's it. announcer: no seconds. just don't. >> pick up your hand, gabriela! [laughter] announcer: that actually went much better than i thought. next on "w

ha-a-a-nd! aaaaaaaaaaah! very funny, mom. i know it's halloween. nice fake hand. phil: aaaah! aaaah! aah! aah! aah! aah! aah! ha ha ha! ha ha! we love halloween. especially claire. it's my favorite holiday. ever since i was a kid, i loved scary things. if there was a new horror movie in town, i was the first in line. "one, please." [chuckles] then i met phil. "two, please."

ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me... you don't look a day over 70. am i right? r jingle jingle. if you're peter pan, you stay young forever. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. you make me feel so young... it's what you do. you make me feel >>> live from the channel 4 studios in boston, wbz news at 11 starts right now. >>> days after the terror attack in california, president obama should -- assured the nation terrorism would be defeated. the president spoke to the nation in prime time. for the third time from the oval office, highlighting the importance of his message.>> reporter: president obama addressed the nation from the oval office sunday night, the first time he has done so in five years he condemned last >> this was an act of terrorism designed to kill innocent people. >> reporter: the commander-in- chief reinforced his strategy to defeat isis and confront terror at home. the president called the group a bunch of thugs and killers who want to exploit our differences for hate.>> we cannot turn against one another by letting this fight be defined as a war between america and islam. that, too, is what groups like isis want. >> reporter: the most recent cbs poll shows only 20% of americans show confidence in the president's ability to defeat terrorism. the president called on congress to ban assault rifles.>> congress should act to make sure no one on a no-fly list is able to buy a gun. what could possibly be the argument for allowing a terror suspect by a semiautomatic weapon. >> reporter: critics blasted the president for obama says the military will continue to hunt down terrorists plotters anywhere necessary. greg boswell, the white house.>>> se

no word on who he was really trying to get in touch with but the lady is like ha ha ha ha ha merry christmas. >> sometimes you hear those. i would have loved it if they ended up chatting away. >> how is space? >> great story. the south and midwest are facing powerful storms in our area seeing unseasonable warmth. >> so just this week alone it was in the 70s and the day of 10 degrees cooler than next. well. all those crazy up and down little bit sick. or will they? >> this crazy warm weather has had people unpacking shorts and t-shirts. maybe not enough to call it a cold snoop but it's hard to know how to dress. it's the kind of weather that could give you a cold right? the short answer is no. >> the common cold is more common in the winter. it is a myth to believe that the weather change will cause any viral or bacterial infections. >> it can be a shock to your system and have other effects on your body. >> with the weather you might get swelling and passages that can mimic those feelings of being sick. those are often times related to allergies. >> try nasal spray before running to the doct

i shoot 'em like hey hey ha ha ha uh-huh they be like hey hey ha ha but i don't care uh-huh uh-huh i shoot 'em like hey hey ha ha and i don't care so sorry we have no more room at the grown-up table. get on down. there's two chairs right there. i know right? a piece of advice step up your style, it's the holidays. they look amazing. they do look much nicer than us. look how much fun they're having! what are you talking about? me? they can't hear you. janice! dave! david! tony! guys. what? there's this huge e liday sale going on at old navy. the entire store is up to 60% off. get some new clothes, bam, you're in. lets go now. cheers and applause e ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night." we're here with hillary clinton. [ cheers ] so, you obviously you spent some time at the white house. you lived there for eight years. >> i did, yes. >> seth: so, is it true -- is this true that when you left, you put on sunglasses and said i'll be back? is that true or -- >> no. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's a rumor, okay. that's a rumor. >> an urban myth. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> absolutely. >> seth:

ha ha ha ha. at the new school, funny man. not that i don't appreciate everything you've done-- but a girl has to stand on her own two feet. what's the class? introduction to life coaching. it's--it's always been my desire to make a difference, whether onstage or off, and... (singsong voice) i... (normal voice) have had cards made. (laughs) that's my--i'm--you-- it says here i'm your client. well, of course you are. haven't i been telling you what to do your whole life? (stammers) oh, uh, dad, julie schmidt's father is back in rehab, so a spot opened up to chaperone the d.c. trip. where is the--how did you know julie's dad was back in rehab? must be a wired-teen-hyper-nano thing. so what do you say? sorry, kiddo, but, uh, with you away, my chaperoning needs reside here, or are you forgetting what happened the last time we left her alone? so she... had a little party. there were lime shards embedded in the walls. it was cinco de mayo. exactly. (bach's "toccata and fugue in d minor" ringtone plays) i hear dead people. (beep) who

and i was like, "ha, ha, ha, ha. that's my actual bra. " [ laughter ] my actual bra was the same as their comedy mom bra. >> seth: that's fantastic. congratulations. >> i hesitate to tell you that i haven't had much of an upgrade since then. but, you know. >> seth: did you ever party like when you were a teenager, did you ever have one of those house parties? >> this is such a horrible story. when i turned 15, my friend had a party for me. and it started -- she had parents who worked all the time. if you work all the time, you should never leave your children alone in the house, because her parents did. she had this, like, mild teen party in the basement. and we all had braces. and i had bermuda shorts and two popped polo collars. [ light laughter ] you know what i mean? then as the party progressed, we were all listening to depeche mode and eating finger food. all as adults started wandering into the party. like hooligans from the area. >> seth: like local roughs? >> local toughians. they started filtering into into

ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me... you don't look a day over 70. am i right? r jingle jingle. if you're peter pan, you stay young forever. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you make me feel so young... it's what you do. you make me feel >>> where glad you are waking up with us. amazon is hoping draws on the future for delivery. one woman has had her future delivered by a drone. nicole and for a walk with her boyfriend sean along the jedi in new orleans last week. what called acknowledge that sean's famous operating a drone that is she didn't see an attached to the drone was an engagement ring. and got very traditional the on the task him to marry her. yesterday we had such a fan boston today going with 58. current visibility down in some spots and temperatures are cold to start off the day. the compliance. the complaint we have the for. who will lavish and zero visibility and temperatures a very from place to place items soon love the especially when they get the sun high in the sky. everyone is a this undated. the hour by hour forecast in boston, temperatures are in the 30s for much of this morning but increasing quickly. by 10 am. 47 x 11 51 at 1 pm. we are experiencing comfortable 60 and bedford, 57th of us and 70 should-playoff time 540. next weekend going into the 50s. soon it that is not a bad looking forecast. than

. >> ha ha ha ha. >> sreenivasan: recapping our top story in an oval office speech tonight, president obamaa said there is no evidence showing that any overseas group directed the shooters who killed so many people in california four days ago. the president urged congress to authorize the use of military d force against the islamic state or isil said the u.s. would not be drawn into a ground car in syria or iraq. he also called for a new ban ono assault weapons and for tougher screenings tied to the femaleal attacker in california.er that's all for this edition of pbs newshour weekend. i'm hari m sreenivasan. thanks for watching. have a good night. >> pbs newshour weekend is made possible by: lewis b. and louise hirschfeld cullman. bernard and irene schwartz. judy and josh weston. the cheryl and philip milstein family. the citi foundation. supporting innovation and rn enabling urban progress. sue and edgar wachenheim, iii. corporate funding is provided by mutual of america-- designing customized individual and group retirement products. that's why we are your retirement company. addit

i shoot 'em like hey hey ha ha ha uh-huh they be like hey hey ha ha but i don't care uh-huh uh-huh i shoot 'em like hey hey ha ha and i don't care so sorry we have no more room at the grown-up table. get on down. there's two chairs right there. i know right? a piece of advice step up your style, it's the holidays. they look amazing. they do look much nicer than us. look how much fun they're having! what are you talking about? me? they can't hear you. janice! dave! david! tony! guys. what? there's this huge holiday sale going on at old navy. the entire store is up to 60% off. get some new clothes, bam, you're in. lets go now. you are a holiday miracle. it's time to rise and shine. at kum & go, we're doing more for you to start your day right. like serving up a friendly "good morning" along with breakfast sandwiches & breakfast pizza, yes pizza, that are all made fresh & hot in our store's kitchens every day. kum & go. where & means more. this month, get any breakfast sandwich and a drink for just $3.25 >> seth: welcome back to we're here with hillary clinton. [ cheers ] so, you obvious

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stayin' alive and everybody shakin' stayin' alive stayin' alive ah ha ha ha stayin' alive stayin' alive ah ah ah ah no no no ah ah ha ha ha ha [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! >> steve: oh, ho ho. >> jimmy: thank you, guys. >> steve: that's a nice little easter egg. >> jimmy: we have a got a a fantastic show tonight. this guy is one of our favorites around here. he's so much fun. such a great actor, from the new quentin tarantino film, "the hateful eight," >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna talk to him about that movie then he and i are going head-to-head in a game of egg russian roulette. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: that's right. plus, he's the new star of the biggest movie in the world. look at this guy. look at him. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. good stuff. yeah. "star wars: the force awakens," john boyega is dropping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a star. he's a stud. look at this. >> steve: look at that. >> jimmy: cover of "rolling sto

ha ha ha! joanne? is that you? it's me... you don't look a day over 70. am i right? jingle jingle. if you're peter pan, you stay young forever. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. ♪ you make me feel so young... it's what you do. ♪ you make me feel ♪ so spring hasd you. (squeals) aw! (singsongy): i wonder what these are. (laughs) you don't like them? you know what, it's fine, because i got you the regular pair, too, so... no, no, i-i want these! you do? i love them. thank you, carol. i love you. and i love these... (laughing): crazy-ass boots. i huffed so much glue to make those. thank you. you're welcome. well, i guess i'll go next then. todd, i had your name. oh. i'll never forget the story you told about your high school prom. and how mean they were to you. so i wanted you to get a do-over. because if anyone deserves to be prom king, it's you. oh. (chuckling) when did...? right? go... yeah. it fits. scepter and crown. that's great. that's... ah. merry christmas. no, yeah, merry christmas. thank-thanks, melissa. thank you. carol: wow, that is a tough act to follow! but if anyone can top it, it's gail. oh, uh, i drew phil. carol: amazing. let's see that gift! um, let's see. i... got you a wicker ball. merry christmas. thank you. carol: well, y

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[laughter] announcer: yeah, ha ha ha ha. [indistinct chatter] >> no. [groans and gasps] oh, my god. ncer: well, it was a good run. >> don't, don't. please don't run. announcer: tandem paragliding days without an accident, please. that's actually better than i expected. go ahead. [motor running] how many days since we've had... a hot-air balloon rope swing accident? darn it. another one died. oh, he didn't die, but he also didn't really accomplish anything. yeah, time to throw that round orange ball through that metal rim thingy. why don't i have more guy friends? this is "nothing but net." [swoosh] >> that'll work. >> oy. [cheering] announcer: ah, i remember the time i got really good at something dumb. >> yes. [cheering] [announcer yawns] announcer: ok, that was pretty cool. hey, you didn't call branch. >> oy. announcer: you also didn't call girls to come watch you. right now, ellie ivory-son is leading the league in free-throw percentage. [cheering] [elephants trumpet] uch, why is she giving her second shot to jeff? [trumpets] oh, he totally traveled. next on "what went down," kill

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