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>> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! >> andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >> i know. >> when neil started working here, and i told him to this-- to his face--i had big hopes for him. >> when you say that to somebody, "i had high hopes for you..." >> neil did not hear that from me until we had a huge argument in the

. >> ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. >> ha, ha, ha. >> hell. >> oh, god. >> what? good. >> as if it's a floatie. >> it can snap you at any second. time to get it back into its enclosure. >> getting a hold of this apex predator is going to take all of our focus. >> how do they do that? >> kyle's agreed to try to push her in which i think is what foolhearty. see what happens. >> no, that's not working. >> oh, boy. >> right about here they'll try another idea, that eventually does work. >> she put up a great fight right 'til the end and none the worse for wear. >> they are able to put it back into the enclosure. to learn more about what they're going to do with this croc and follow kennon around head on over to rightthisminute.com and click on "tv show" or grab the link on our mobile app. >>> the action lab has themselves a hypothesis. >> today i'm going to be checking if ants can dodge microwaves. >> that sounds kind of mean. >> sounds kind of mean until you think of the science. >> microwave ovens operate around 2.5 gigahertz which correlates to 12.3 centimeters of w

ha ha! >> ha ha ha! >> aw. >> meanwhile, abc 7 on panda watch was the national zoo has the pandaclosed exhibit because mei xiang might be pregnant. the closure is to make sure it's and quiet for the possible mom-to-be. xiang's nesting behavior and hormone levels suggest she could pandas,ant but with it's hard to be certain until the moment a cub is actually born. this a fewen through times. we get our h >> they keep it hidden. really don't want to talk about it. they're quiet creatures. successve had a lot of over the years. fun to watch them grow up. then they get shipped away. then another one pops up. >> speaking of things popping up, thunderstorms everywhere. thend finally inside beltway. the heavier rain has arrived. it's good news, because earlier indexfternoon, the heat was 100! 109. >> toasty. >> and the dew point level, it was at 80. and molly and i were talking about, we can't remember the we saw dew point levels like that. pretty amazing. >> crazy, isn't it? rainbow over at belle haven! i'm goi

. >> ha, ha, ha. >> ha ha. >> so. >> be careful because someone will have something to say about thatnow. >> well, you know, i make a lot of mistakes. and i've been in the media. i namedhe ms. universe before. so i have said the wrong thing. >> secretary, how do you respond to his challenge? >> well, i would say that's the reason that i did this. you know, i was thinking how wonderful it would be to finally be able to retire and enjoy life with my wife. but, you know, a number of people convinced me that it wasn't time to retire yet. and you know, my entire professional career centered around children and giving them another chance at life. and my -- when i look out there on our country and i see so many children living in poverty. and not having the right kind of opportunities. and recognizing that this is a position working with others that will be able to isn't that what we're success is not about how many houses and cars and airplanes you have. it's about what do you do with the talent god has given you to make life better for other people. if you can make life better for just one

i honestly i prefer their competitor scan the ha ha ha ha ha. i just like their products better. i think what fox conn's american rival really means is that rather than building up worker rights in other countries we have managed to cut our own protections to such a degree that we can now house the worst abuse centers in the world jobs aren't going overseas anymore because workers are exploited just as well right here at home you know we had a dream we did a while back we were like one day maybe i do. can work all day just to afford the bus ride home from work. and we made that dream come true we made it happen we are two nations and as many of you know when workers are exploited really well the stock market celebrates and it just broke twenty two thousand the dallas jones just did for the first time ever wall street sees a worker with no benefits and it has its pants. it's something else helping wall street is our massive weapons contractors which are also spook tested right now our number one customer saudi arabia is like a kid in a candy store of death they are just having a bl

♪ [ footsteps ] [ light laughter ] what a great story. [ laughter ] >> ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. [ garbledn ray romano. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and finally casserole, we have an idea that honestly might not even qualify as -- [ clock ticking ] sorry, so it looks like -- [ screaming ] [ laughter and applause ] finally, for "late night" casserole, no idea is too strange and that will become abundantly clear when you see our final piece. here once again is conner o'malley performing an interpretive dance to the theme music from the popular tv show "sex and the city." [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: give it up for conner o'malley! that's "late night" casserole. we'll be right back with brian kelley and tyler hubbard from florida georgia line. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how was your vacation? hey, guys, what's this tomato doing at randy's desk? [all coworkers laugh] hahahahaha. you know, that actually reminds me, steve. i got you something. aloha! mangoes can get sunburned. put some flavor in your break- with new

ha ha ha! they all died! "ha ha ha! that could have been me! ha ha!"onal thrill ride? then strap in for... can you handle a job at trump's white house? are you man enough... or at least not a woman? start each day never knowing if it will be your last! [all screaming] wade through the sewer of infighting. [jared giggling] [all screaming] lose your [bleep] in the colludinator! and if you're too much of a pussy to handle a big boy job, then take a stumble through the white house press kiddy pool. - um...with respect to, um... uh, over-- moving on-- - thrills, chills, and more investigations than your ass can handle. two weeks in the white house. a lifetime in prison. - sounds like a great deal. we'll be right back. ♪ - [imitating tone, coughs] - [as trump] you're fired! sorry, steve. you're fi--sorry, ivanka. the president's fighting with the mirror again, everybody! you're fi--who is this guy? you're fired! - mr. president, we gotta go. - no, you're fi--hold on. he's a tough negotiator. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this

ha-ha-ha ha. yeah. >> my youngest son. is 16. end, it is family that helped make him a big star. and keeps him the modest guy everybody still seems to love. >> my wife and i are in the kitchen. he walks through, haven't showereden four days. yep. >> do they give you a hard time about using them in your act? >> no, they don't. the kids love it. my wife, on occasion, whatever sunny come plains, about me using her as material, i tell the her to go cry in a bag of money. >> ha-ha. >> puts it in perspective. look, she gives me a lot of stuff. gives me a lot of material. the big sick came out. one review was -- romano was stung. i read that to her. and she said. they must have spelled stupid wrong. ha-ha-ha. >> so. i thank god i have her. because it's half my act. >> the cbs "overnight news" will be right back. what. she washed this like a month ago! the long lasting scent of gain. now available in matching scents across your entire laundry routine. on mi came across this housentry with water dripping from the ceiling. you never know wh

ha ha ha! they all died! "ha ha ha! that could have been me! ha ha!"e professional thrill ride? then strap in for... can you handle a job at trump's white house? are you man enough... or at least not a woman? start each day never knowing if it will be your last! [all screaming] wade through the sewer of infighting. [jared giggling] [all screaming] lose your [bleep] in the colludinator! and if you're too much of a pussy to handle a big boy job, then take a stumble through the white house press kiddy pool. - um...with respect to, um... uh, over-- moving on-- - thrills, chills, and more investigations than your ass can handle.

ha ha ha! steve: i was-- i just looked at her, decided i wanted some hair. meena: ha ha! that's how it works. that how it works. steve: ha ha! meena: we're actually on the show for family bonding and out of respect for our father. he passed, uh, about a year and a half ago, so we're doing it in his honor. steve: oh, ok. meena: ha ha ha! steve: so let's do it. meena: true story. true story. steve: no. i believe you. meena: yeah. steve: well, introduce everybody. meena: ok. we are the singh family. these are my siblings-- sarita the second child, arjuna

"ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." so i started crying! and i go, "you know what? en i take my son's phone away, it's like ripping his heart out of his chest. my son physically breaks down when i take his phone. i'm like, "give me your phone." he's like, "ah! what am i supposed to do now, dad!" [ laughter and applause ] i don't know what it is when they turn 14. like this is a great -- i'm on "the tonight show" and i can't wait to go back home and see my son, but i guarantee when i get home, he's going to be sitting in front of the tv, with his boxers on and an xbox headset. and he's just going to look at me and go, "did you get milk? dad, did you get milk? dad, hold on guys, dad, did you get milk?" [ laughter and applause ] i love you guys, thank you so much! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yes, come on. jo koy. his stand up special is available on netflix. my thanks to naomi watts, andy cohen. >> that was so fun! >> jimmy: jo koy! and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned "for late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, ha

>> who will do magic tricks around here now. >> not me maybe donny jones. >> check it out -- >> ha, ha, ha>> in south philadelphia, jaime apody, channel 6 "action news." t>>hat is awesome. >> phillies braves game tonight say rainout and they play two tomorrow. last night the phils made it 12 wins in 14 games against the braves this season. and reece hoskins did not hit a homer but went 2 for 4. and cameron rupp hit a home run. >>> temple season opener is saturday, a doozy on the road at notre dame. and the owls nearly pulling off the upset. coach colins is set to make his college debut, since he was hired in december he wants the football team to be tough. he saw an example of that today. >> i told him this morning after i'm done with practice it was raining most of the practice, and a little bit chilly. and a lot of places i have been and most of the places i have been. if it was those kinds of conditions we go inside. we go indoor and not practice here they didn't even think about it. >> temple play book airs on friday, we'll set the stage. and get to know the coach better and why he say

ha ha ha! what am i saying? i don't have a house. i don't need a duvet. [both laughing] - i'm just saying if people were friends around here, it would make work better. there'd be less fighting, less complaining, eave me alone. i'm just trying to make it to the weekend. - okay, here's the rundown. so i did some more research on the suberbug, and-- - you know what? why don't you swing by my office after the show, and we'll talk about it. - okay. - what. did a pen explode on my face again? you know what? i don't care. i'm not gonna stop chewing 'em. - you're sleeping with chuck. - wha-haa-ha! oh, my god! i would never. my body is a temple, and by that i mean i let a lotta jewish guys in. but seriously, though, chuck asked me to produce a piece because, you know, he thinks i'm doing a good job. he seems something in me. - yeah. himself. - all right... - not to generalize, but in the history of all time, a man has never helped a woman... not without an ulterior motive. - what are you talking about? men have helped women plenty of times. they, um... in... beast helps belle. and he did wanna have sex with her. - [sighs theatrically] carol. [thud] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! what do you think you're doing? - getting the gang together like you told me to. - everybody, please collect your chairs. this was a fake meeting called by a well-meaning dementoid. - great. - ridiculous. - dude, that's my chair. what're you doing? - yeah, right. you're just trying to make me take your broken one. - there's nothing wrong with that chair. it ain't broke! - [scoffs] - hey, everybody, g

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ha-ha-ha. well, i wanted it to be a playground for all the kids and a playground for all of the adults in my family. >> no one in his family is more important than his 4-year-old daughter ava and shares custody with his ex-wife, a mod m. sunny potechko. >> to be a father. in a pool house he writes and records his own songs. >> it was my first love, music. >> planning something you recorded here. >> i can play you something. not sure what i -- what i revealed to you. here is the stuff. >> the song garden of stone is for ava. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ this garden of stone >> that's why i don't, don't release music. you know? because it is such a personal thing. >> reporter: after wind river. he will be kept busy with more avengers sequels. his acting career may have had a slope start, but in hollywood, jeremy renner is now much in demand. >> what's going to happen next? i have no idea. ha excited to grow. excited to see what is going to happen. >> the most famous sound in england is going silent. big ben, the clock needs repairing. they can't do it with that bell going off all day. charlie dagata reports from london. >> looks like it is in great shape. behind the pretty face, a clockworking before abe lincoln was president. that's look running your car, 24 hours a day for 160 years. one british politic says the idea of big ben going silent for as many years is bonkers. the big bongs of the great bell have echoed across london for 157 years of pretty much unbroken. through six monarchs, kings, queens who have come and gone to queen elizabeth. even the germans couldn't stop the bells tolling through the worst of the blitz. >> big ben reap fused to stop work for a second. now time has taken its toll. and the deafening chimes. could harm workers not only giving lon con a facelift. renovating the power inside and out. like adding an elevator, says, excitable architect. >> g

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ha-ha-ha. well, i wanted it to be a playground for all the kids and a playground for all of the adults in my family. >> no one in his family is more important than his 4-year-old daughter ava and shares custody with his ex-wife, a mod m. sunny potechko. >> to be a father. my best raid. in a pool house he writes and recordhi >> it was my first love, music. >> planning something you recorded here. >> i can play you something. not sure what i -- what i revealed to you. here is the stuff. >> the song garden of stone is for ava. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ this garden of stone >> that's why i don't, don't release music. you know? because it is such a personal thing. >> reporter: after wind river. he will be kept busy with more avengers sequels. his acting career may have had a slope start, but in hollywood, jeremy renner is now much in demand. >> what's going i have no idea. haach drive a ford pickup right? yes. i'm going to show you a next generation pickup. awesome. let's do this. the bed is made of high-strength steel, which is less susceptible to punctures than aluminum. stronger the better. and best of all, this new truck is actually- oh my... the current chevy silverado. it's the chevy summer drive. get a total value of $9,600 or, get 0% financing for 60 months on this silverado all star. >> the most famous sound in england is going silent. big ben, the clock needs repairing. they can't dupe it with that bell going off all day. charlie dagata reports from london. >> looks like it is in great shape. behind the pretty face, a clockworking weaver abe lincoln was president. that's look running your car, 24 hours a day for 160 years. one british politic says the idea of big ben going silent for as many years is bonn kerrs. bonkers. the big bongs of the great bell have echoed across london for 157 years of pretty much unbroken. through six monarchs, kings, q

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ha, ha, ha, why! [ light laughter ] then he started talking to these children about a guy getting laid on a yacht, and i was, like, haha, what? then he had those kids booing obama, and i was, like, ha, ha, what? then the people who made "game of thrones" announced they're working on another show called "confederate" that imagines if the south had successfully seceded from the union and slavery had never been abolished. i heard that and was, like, what the [ bleep ]? [ cheers and applause ] but then amazon announced that they were also working on a show called "black america" that imagines if newly freed slaves had formed their own nation, and i was, like, what, a new and interesting idea. [ laughter ] then the best thing in the world happened. during a hearing of the house financial services committee, representative maxine waters asked treasury secretary steve mnuchin why she hadn't -- why he hadn't responded to a letter she had sent him. watch. >> everything that you -- >> thank you very much for that. i don't want to take my time -- >> i'll also appreciate the opportunity -- >> i'm reclaiming mye. >> several times

has a humerus side. the official handle@nasa moon ha, ha, ha i blocked the sun make way for the moon and they showed a tweet. e the sunshine, i unblocked you in the sky and on twitter. >> ohh celestial burn. >> celestial shade i like it. >> coming up military issues new requirements for u.s. troops receiving yearly physical. >> and poll about confederate monuments. >> and 4:42 now. 75 degrees. we're back. more "fox5 news morning". what makes a lipton meal? first you start with this then add this and this face wait, we can do better yeah that's the one and fresh brewed lipton iced tea ah that can wait oh but not you buddy. bring everyone together with the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. lilly. she pretty much lives in her favorite princess dress. but once a week i let her play sheriff so i can wash it. i use tide to get out those week old stains and downy to get it fresh and soft. you are free to go. tide and downy together. >> time 4:45 a look at stories we're following for you today, tuesday, august 22. peop

ha ha ha as to how awful it was that i would have found it and then he added for it after. all this was built in. this part of the wall was built in two thousand and six by american army. and then further down the over seven a contractor build with the it in a way they built it on the west side of the separate well that's the big wall. but this doesn't work. people call me a nailer. that's my coleslaw and i try not to give all my real name because of the cartels o'neil's side. so i started an organization called the arizona border recon. we don't claim to be a militia because. the media has portrayed militias in this country as a bad thing basically just a bunch of. races guys with guns running around wanting to. shoot everything and so we're your class of ourselves as a non-governmental organization meaning we don't have ties to the government we don't have ties to anybody else we are a standalone entity. that is doing what needs to be done. still get. too many for just border patrol. like they're trying to do with the mexican the. other viber. rogers. the cartels border area is they pretty much. means they have scout cities and they have a string of them that goes from south to north all the way up to where their drop off points are regardless of it's human or drugs that is coming. they have a guy with them and that guy is called. the coyote has communications with the guys on top of them oh. well. in the five years it's getting worse the violence is escalating because it's no man's land. my name is paid by him and i work with that humanitarian aid organise. you know m

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i want to put a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha after not add to deficits. suddenly they care about deficits. egular order. do you know why they want regular order? so they can throw every wrench in the process so they can drown it down. this is not a good faith offer from democrats. they haven't brought any good faith yet in my opinion. and as far as the richest. if we simplify the tax code we get rid of the cronyism so the wealthy pay more so they can't manipulate the tax code. it's never been about rich vs. poor. clayton: you can blame obama but also blame george w. bush and the administration for adding massive deficit. pete: exploded under obama. clayton: it's unsustainable. both parties need to be on board getting deficits down. how are you going to pay for it that's the great debate of our time. how do you pay for tax cuts and also have structure. pay for healthcare. pete: president trump says growth. grow your way to prosperity as well. ainsley: republicans are crafting tax plan. there is a committee that works on tax reform. they will start working on that after labor day. pete: take

is hey you white house ha ha ha you are and we're just a few blocks from the white house right now roger what does that symbolize to you. well it's. it's an edifice that now has become symbolic of how deep. politics in the united states but over the western world has become separated from its potential function which was society civil society to organize itself in a way. that helps the society to grow and develop and protect. the civil and legal rights of its citizens it is it is now the white house says it's an edifice symbolic of the function of government which now seems to be to print. the tiny elite of very very very wealthy man who actually run this country and the corporations who profit from the policies that have me to develop by the congress that is bought and paid for by the donors who were given. the liberties to make those donations by the supreme court in citizens united which is one of the most regressive pieces. of legal doctrine found its way into this into society since the circle will. and it's to poor poor in every post for what it means that you can buy the whole political system is up for sale because of that one particular bill so in co