. - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! - ha ha ha! - no, really. t's not being a friend. a friend is someone who is loyal, someone like hector. we are friends, right, hector? - yeah, danny. come on, man. i'm gonna go do some work for school, but i'll catch you later, champion. - ok. i'll call you later, partner. - all right. ha! - ha ha ha! bye, francine. - ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa" ♪ whoa, the sound from my throat ♪ ♪ made my mind want to float ♪ like the bad, little groan from the mouth of a goat or ♪ ♪ grab your cup, make a toast, take a bite of roast ♪ ♪ down low, the "oa" sound and make the most of your goals ♪ ♪ 'cause it goes ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ wow, it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ uh-huh, it goes, "oa" - [whoosh whoosh] whoo. ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. whoo. poom. [cheering] [whoosh] [tick tock tick] [chomp] [siren] [beeping] - ready, set, go. - oat? - yes. oat. - what are you talking about, bob? i don't see oats. - yes, but do you see goats? - no, bob. there aren't any goats. what do i do? - let's float. - h

ha ha ha hah! >> no, i didn't. ha ha irene. it's me--sid. >> oh, hey there, sid. >> hi. what's the temperature in minnesota right now? is it cold? >> oh, yeah. it's very cold. it's 29 degrees. >> wow. >> oh, you know what? i have an idea. i'll look out my window and tell you what's going on outside right now. >> ok. >> oh, well, i see a family ice skating on a frozen pond right near my house. ha ha hah. >> ha ha ha hah. >> oh, and there's piles of snow on the ground. and the snow looks perfect for making snowmen. ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little zekie, and, of course... >> me--sid! ha ha. >> ha ha ha hah. >> we'll be there soon. i love you, aunt irene. >> oh, i love you, too. bye-bye. >> bye. >> bye-bye. >> today was great. we learned all about different temperatures and how to read a thermom

ha ha ha. ha ha ha. ha ha ha. >> ha ha ha! to read the tape. >>> still ahead, why are you awake? you're checked out for the weekend. tweets, texts and emails are next and "morning joe" live this morning from washington, mark halpern giving it to us, just moments away. 2 o0 hey guys, what can i get for you? i'd like a decaf 360 calories please. i'll have a triple iced 410 calories please. you know what... i'll have this instead. [ female announcer ] swap one thing a day for a yoplait light at around 100 calories. it will add up to amazing. it's me? alright emma, i know it's not your favorite but it's time for your medicine, okay? you ready? one, two, three. [ both ] ♪ emma, emma bo-bemma ♪ banana-fana-fo-femma ♪ fee-fi-fo-femma ♪ em-ma very good sweety, how do you feel? good. yeah? you did a really good job, okay? [ female announcer ] to nurses everywhere, thank you, from johnson & johnson. congratulations. congratulations. today, the city of charlotte can use verizon technology to inspire businesses to conserve energy and moni

ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! wow! d it definitely blew my pile of leaves all over the yard. >> wow, you learned a lot today. >> yep. >> so, do you think there are any dragons out there sneezing in the leaves? >> ha ha! no way, dad. >> well, i'm not so sure. >> what? >> close your eyes. >> oh, ok. they're closed >> ok. now, no peeking. >> what--did you find a dragon out here? >> oh, you'll see. >> ha ha! cool. >> and...all right, right there. >> all right. >> now just put your hand out... >> ok. >> and open your eyes. ♪ ta-da >> wow! a dragon kite, and it's floating around in the wind. ah, thanks, dad. >> eh, you're welcome, buddy. >> this is cool. >> hey, dragon, let me hear you roar. >> raar! ah, the wind is moving me around the sky. raar! >> hey, dragon, don't you sneeze on sid's leaves. >> raar! i won't. oh, oh... ah-ch--i was just kidding. >> ha ha ha! >> ahh, so today i learned that wind can do lots of amazing things. it can make waves or move big things, and it can even help make electricity with a windmill. so,

ha ha ha! [siren in distance] ha ha ha ha ha. whoo hoo hoo hoo! 112,000 feet, and i feel fine! always got to push things to the limit, don't you? well, that's what i do best, frank. hawk: get off me! come on, you guys! break it up! come on! stop! [sighs] [clears throat] is that smoke i smell? looks like a fire out by ridgecrest. we crashed the x-2. my $4 million x-2? is that the x-2 that you're referring to? we, uh-- we did break both speed and altitude records, sir. and beat the free-fall mark by 30,000 feet. 3 planes in 10 months. that's bound to be a record, too, hawkins. the engine failed. the aircraft went into a flat spin. we couldn't recover. but you made it. that's the important thing. and you made it... [sighs] just in time, frank. good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. i am major bob gerson of the united states air force, and i hold in my hand... [jet flying] [clears throat] a directive from the office of the president of the united states of america. it reads... "effective immediately, "the air force's formal involvement "in outer-atmosphere testing and e

ha ha hah. >> ha ha ha hah. >> oh, and there's piles of snow on the ground. and the snow looks perfect for making snowmen. ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little

ha ha. - no, no, no. like this. mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha! i don't think he would work this hard if he didn't care about the competition. - ok, he's surprisingly good at sewing, but manny would do anything to pull a prank. i'm not gonna start trusting him just because he created a few good costumes. - i think you're wrong about manny. he's not pulling a prank on jessica. - not pulling a prank on jessica? then what's that gadget right there? - uh... - hold on, manny. i'll take that. - hector, what are you doing? you're ruining my big scene. - oh, your big scene? more like your prank. you're not gonna mess with my little sister and zap her with your crazy... flashlight? - that is my mighty bright night light. - how else is mighty bright knight supposed to turn on the light? - hector, have you been spying on me? - no. i mean yes. ok, it wasn't spying exactly? - then what do you call it? - i had to follow you to watch out for you. - you didn't have to follow me. you made the decision to follow me. but you should have made the decision to trust me

ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. it's something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cried tell and put it to sleep for a while. >> reporter: by the end of january, all the businesses have been evicted from pier 27 to pier 32 will have to pack up. the port will begin replacing and reinforcing the pilings on piers 30 and 32 where the team sponsor and hospitality centers will locate. it won't be until christmas 2012 that the theater gets a permanent home. they will be laid off for aer. > >> we have laid off 100 individuals. we'll be back up and running and hopefully with many of them as possible back with us. >> reporter: they will have to dry their tears fast this weekend. >> so everybody scrambles f

ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, welcome, word girl. [neigh] pretty princess? magic pony? aazing. ok, just a few questions. is sparkletopia really just a place in your imaginations, or was that just another one of count cloudy's tricks? what? also if the pretty flower mobile runs on sunshine, how did the wondertown elves ever get out of darkness mountain? i mean, come on. what? [normal voice] i--listen. just... [soothing voice] save your questions for later. [normal voice] word girl thinks she's in a tv show. how ridiculous! i totally duped her! mu ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, this really isn't as fun by yourself. leslie, get in here! you interrupted, sir? yes. initiate phase two of my plan. the button right next to your hand, sir? that's the one! word girl will think she's doing good things for that princess when really she'll be doing bad things for this princess! i mean prince. of course you do, sir. i'll just press this button and get back to my show-- i mean, lunch. i need your--i-- [soothing voice] i need your help, word girl. i need your help, word girl. that evil bad guy

ha ha! let's see here. what kind of metal is used to make a nickel? wood? what? ha ha! no. no, wood isn't a metal. the nickel is made of a metal called nickel. ha ha ha! huh. w him, but i don't know from where. and did you know that the word "dime" comes from the latin word "decima," which means "tenth part"? oh, yeah. that's, uh, interesting, yeah. i know! oh, uh, pardon me, sir, but your fake mustache appears to be slipping. oh! uh, heh heh! thanks for that. uh-- excuse me, sir. you seem to be really fidgety. is something wrong? well, if i knew what "fidgety" meant, then maybe i could answer your question. to fidget means to make small movements with your hands or feet when you're feeling nervous. you know, to be kind of wiggly. ok. i was fidgeting because i'm in a hurry and i don't like waiting in a long line! oh! [gasps] i do know you! you're the butcher! ok, there's my deposit. thank you very much, and here's your word girl coin purse/key chain. oh, yes! my very own word girl coin purse/key-- hey, buddy! you're lucky i don't know karate. pardon my impoliteness, kind sir, but i have important business. "to home it may confirm, this is a hold-up." i pres

. >> ha ha, ha ha, ha, ha.top 40 music and gold tube tops, oh, no, a typical day at chez courtney, it can get crazy. >> a typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you. i get up out of bed and the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. my hair is done, my makeup's done. >> hair done. makeup done. we love you courtney stodden. >> my hair is done. my makeup's done. i get up at around 12, 12:00 p.m. and i make my mocha. i don't care about anything else. doug is wonderful. picks up my coffee beans that i spill on the floor. he picks up my foundation. he picks up my feathers from my big robe that i wear. my high heels are all over. i have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. a typical day for me is like a princess. >> somebody call mother goose, the best fairy tale ever. picking up her coffee beans and foundation and feathers. i do have one concern, now that princess courtney is married, will she have enough time to focus on her career. remember courtney's career from back in her single days -- queue the boat and the pin

. >> ha ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of wine drinkers. >> it's to promote wine to all nationalities, but with special interest on the african-american community. and i think that it's good for the wine industry. i don't say you have to drink african-american wine. i just want folks to drink wine. you may not like vision cellars phnot noir. that's ok. >> and mac couldn't have come into the industry at a better time. new research shows that only a handful of wineries are actually owned by african-americans, yet they make up more than 10% of the nation's wine drinkers, which is exactly why mac

ha ha ha ha! >> and that's good. >> yeah, you do. >> wow! when you leave it to the swiss to come up with the perfect device to melt cheese. >> of course. >> of course. >> ha ha ha! >> ok, so we've got the potatoes. >> you then add the traditional accompaniments. >> yes? >> pepper, cornichon, and onions. >> pepper, cornichon, and onions. of course, i've had it several times, all the shows and the times we've come to switzerland, and it's always a treat. here, you're going to help me out here. >> all right. i'll give it a go. but you have to remember, i'm working with it 7 days a week. >> you can never get too much cheese in switzerland. i'm sorry. that's not a good answer. >> ha ha! >> while raclette is a special treat, the undisputed queen of all swiss cheese dishes is fondue, a magical marriage of flour, white wine, and at least two cheeses, including gruyere. it's a communal meal, where, along with the fondue, you're sharing the christmas market spirit. out of the kitchen, onto the table. carlos, grab your weapon. first things first. we need bread, right? >> yep. >> ok. is there a perfect size? >> actually, the size is about... yeah, maybe a bit bigger.

people coming out onto the streets of moscow after allegations the december duma vote was raked ha ha ha ha ha the protest at least fifty thousand strong the largest in recent history called for free and fair elections and remains peaceful ruling party united russia lost popularity in the vote with official results putting their numbers i don't most fifty percent but experts say a sixteen percent drop from two thousand and seven should be taken as a warning i think a lot of people wanted to punish. united russia for having power for so long and maybe not doing everything they could protest organized by vast groups of opposition members are set to continue in two thousand and twelve next year russia along with the u.s. and france holds presidential elections which makes it a safe bet people will be out on the streets in twenty twelve in europe america and around the world and he's now a party moscow. and you can watch our special new euro coverage later on saturday as are these correspondents will be bringing you more on how they've seen twenty eleven. the obama administration is hoping to rest

ha ha ha! ha ha ha! good one, gang. . joke's over, tj, but nice try. and his name isn't chuck the awesome sandwich making king. everybody knows it's chuck the evil sandwich making guy. right, mom and dad? um... um... what's wrong with you, becky? wait. this really isn't a joke? you know this is chuck-topia, the land of many sandwiches. and chuck is king. come on, bob. we've got to figure out what's going on! [squeak] i got to run. i forgot about my-- sandwich making class? what? um, sure, sandwich making class. later! this is really strange, bob. when i made my wish to not be word girl anymore, i didn't think other things would change, too. that enchanted cake has some strange, magical powers. hey! that's where the jewelry store should be! and those statues of chuck aren't normally there. that's very unusual! [squeaks] oh, you don't know what "unusual" means? well, when something is different than it normally is, we say it's unusual. like that store over there. every time we've looked at it before, it's been a jewelry st

ha ha ha! ♪ i love my mom my mom is cool but now it's time for having fun at school, yeah ♪ >> ha ha ha! id ♪ >> did you hear the one about the kid who wanted to know everything about everything? >> that's you. >> you got me. [laughter] >> ♪ da da da da da >> ♪we're looking for our friends and look what we found we found each other friends ♪ [laughter] >> it's "sid chat," with sid and his friends. hello. welcome to "sid chat," with me and my friends. today we're talking about something we all really like. >> bouncy balls. >> now, gerald, you like little, bouncy balls, right? >> yes, i do, sid. see, i have a whole collection of little, bouncy balls, and they're about this big. >> interesting. >> oh, sid, sid, i have more than 20. >> ooh, that's a lot. >> no, no. wait. sid, sid, i actually have more than 30. >> wow, even more. >> sid, i have 38 little, bouncy balls. >> wow. >> wow is right. ok. may, how about you? what kind of bouncy balls do you like? >> well, at home, i have a really, really big bouncy ball with a handle that you can sit on, and then you can bounce all over the place. >>

ha ha. ah, i love the ocean. >> more wind! >> whoa! ha ha ha! >> it's time for... >> good laughternoon! ! >> hey, gerald. >> what kind of underwear do rain clouds wear? >> i don't know. what kind of underwear do rain clouds wear? >> thunderwear! >> ha ha ha! >> wait, wait, wait. i have another one. >> oh. >> ok, what kind of underwear does the rain wear. >> i don't know. what kind of underwear does the rain wear? >> rainderwear! [silence] oh, um, now laugh. >> ha ha ha! >> now, that's funny. [recorded laughter] hello. i'm sid the weatherman with the weather report. today we've got the craziest weather ever! let's take a look at our weather map. ok, first we're gonna have lots of snow. >> bla bla bla bla bla. i'm a snowstorm. brrr. put on your sweaters and coats. >> then we're gonna have a crazy windstorm. >> whoosh! i am the windstorm. look out! >> then finally, don't make any special plans for a play date in the tree house because here comes a huge, rainy thunderstorm. >> thunder! thunder! thunder! rain, rain, rain, rain. thunder! thunder! >> well, that's today's weather, folks--rain. >

ha ha ha! hee hee hee! ahem! you'll see what i mean. pow. let the embarrassment begin! hyah! [squeak] [screeching] not so fast, two brains! [screeching] [huggy groaning] [screech] [moaning] ha hat my best friend! oh, it hurts. oh, boy. word girl, if that's how you treat your friends, i'd hate to see how you treat your enemies! ha ha ha!! come on, henchmen. give me something. [laughter] you're my enemy. yeah, and proud of it. and you've never defeated me, ever. literally not one time. oh, yeah? then what about all those film clips, those exciting, tension-filled moments when it looks like i'm just about to defeat you? those are cliffhangers! seriously, charlie, are you seeing this cliff they keep talking about? [laughter] oh, yeah. me, too. i see it. "cliffhanger!" it's a word. it means a situation in a story where things are left uncertain until the next part, like how in part one of this episode it looked like dr. two brains might defeat me, and the narrator said, "will dr. two brains use his goop ray on word girl?" yes. no, you won't! because that was just a cliffhanger. i can't lose. i'm the hero! oh, i don't know. hee hee hee! you don't look like much of a hero to me. unh!

ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cradle it and put it to sleep for a while. >> reporter: by the end of january, all the businesses have been evicted from pier 27 to pier 32 will have to pack up. the port will begin replacing and reinforcing the pilings on piers 30 and 32 where the team sponsor and hospitality centers will locate. the show now gets a period of time. home but it won't be until christmas 2012. the bartenders, wait staff and performers will be out of work. >> we have laid off 100 individuals. we'll be back up and running and hopefully with many of them as possible back with us. >> reporter: as they take their bows this weekend, they will h

ha ha ha ha! hair gel and orange sport coats. i had a feeling there was no money in there. of course there wasn't. if i had an enormous amount of money, i wouldn't have had to steal money, now, would i? word girl: well, seymour, you may never get to spend an enormous amount of money, but there's one thing you will get to spend-- an enormous amount of time in jail! haay sitting on the couch watching tv, and it turned out to be a complete waste of time. ha! but we also learned about a wonderful new way to buy salad. that's true! 2, 3, 4! both: ♪ salad to go, salad to go ♪ ♪ delivering salad right to your home ♪ [sighs] come on, becky! a 2, 3, 4. ♪ salad-- ♪ salad to go oh, sorry. i'll count us in. right. ok. 2, 3, 4. ♪ salad to go, salad to go ♪ ♪ delivering salad right to your home! ♪ ♪ salad to go ♪ and many more home. whoooa! seymour: wait! can someone please tell me how long i'm going to be in jail? narrator: i'll tell you... some other time. no! no, please! don't--don't... narrator: delay? yeah. sorry, but that's all the time we have for this episode. but i hope there won't be too long a delay before we are all captivated by another thrilling adventure of... "word girl!" [echoing] ♪ word girl! and this is the bonus round of... all: "may i have a word!" our returning champion will have a chance to play for even greater prizes on the bonus round.

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >> it was a deal that they ba

ha ha ha ha the protest at least fifty thousand strong the largest in recent history call for free and fair elections and remained peaceful ruling party united russia lost popularity in the vote with official results putting their numbers at almost fifty percent but experts say a sixteen percent drop from two thousand and seven should be taken as a warning i think a lot of people wanted to punish. united russia for having power for so long maybe not doing everything they could protest organized by vast groups of opposition members are set to continue in two thousand and twelve next year russia along with the u.s. and france holds presidential elections which makes it a safe bet people will be out on the streets in twenty twelve in europe america and around the world and he's now a party moscow. and in greece protests and strikes have become as common as tax hikes and job cuts and much of the public feel that the only way they can vent their anger at government imposed austerity measures is to go to the streets and out loud i think has been on the shoots pressure from the e.u. to make cuts in spending to qualify for a bailout money it needs to of for natural collapse. has been covering the protests in greece over the past year now live for us in athens the greek the brink of what has been forced in the budget cuts to pay its debts but what about the impact on the minds of ordinary people. what it's just been such an exhausting year for the people here in greece as the country and indeed the usa face some of the biggest ever challenges and never really has a feature of the united states place within it seems so. now this year it's been all about debt we've seen countless bailouts throughout the year insane in here increased that's led to feel stares he misses being in place in the country known real times to people that's meant job loss on a huge scale it's meant tax hikes cuts to social services and of course that is led in turn to this huge outpouring of public anger that we've seen time and again and certainly her

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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. shouldld captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [applause] >> i would like to report to you that this past year has been a whirlwind of activity as we continue to grow. bringing support and assistance to you, the members, who have so graciously decided to join us today and for the next few days, with great breakouts from wonderful keynote speakers. certainly, a great opportunity to networking and figure out those best practices, sharing your knowledge with each other. we have done some webinars at low prices, you might want to check those out on our website. we also have a newsletter that has gotten quite a bit of circulation. we invite people to submit articles for that newsletter. about 14 months ago, we have less than 100 members. today we have grown to over 3000 members. established in 2003 to bring greater focus for latino leaders and educational issues. now more than ever in these trying times, the needy exists to further establish partnerships and provide training, and support, for administrators, superintendents, and educators for those that serve hispanic students. my favorite news story [

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should ++ >> good afternoon, everyone. thank you for coming out this afternoon. we're very excited to be here today with the mayor to announce the completion of the central market economic strategy and to launch the community ambassador program on market street. i am the director of the mayor's office of economic and workforce development though it is under mayor lee's leadership that, for the past 10 months, we have been working through a community-based process to create an economic strategy for this corridor of central market street to help revitalize and stabilize this community. as a result of many, many community meetings, business surveys, resident service, focus groups, talking to a broad range of stakeholders, we now have a road map for how to stabilize and revitalize the market street. while much good work has already been done over the last 10 months, we now have a document that will help guide efforts to come. without further ado i am going to introduce the mayor and let him talk about some of those initiatives. the mayor. [applause] >> thank you very much. and to our united nations plaza, also home of our off the grid food truck every thursday here, as well as our arts festival here as well. these are two examples of how we have reactivated united nations plaza. it has been a plaza that i remember for a very long time, and know my good friend who is now heading up public works, he and i spent many occasions here, as we become a cleaning, brushing, and reece leading. we know that the secret is to activate our committee, activate other people to come and help us with good positive activation spiller that is what our arts festival here is doing. that is what our of the grid food market is doing as well. as you all know, i have been actually spending my second home here along market street f

ha ha ha ha en and look how the white of >>jaqueline: we will have a detailed, fog coming up. on behalf have have off half from of of clueless if deadhead what room of diktat kind >>catherine: three sexual assaults on their will-- three sexual assaults investigations under way. a new hospital in your unit is causing a lot of noise for residents. the economy might be tough the he would not know it as the bay area gets ready to ring in 2012. >>catherine: to sexual assaults in november and december. a woman in oakland was attacked this week. alajandra cerball takes a look of similarities. >>alejandra: this is surveillance video of the man police believe is responsible for to fill the air raids in the mission district. because the video off, take a look at this defaced leaflets >> and oakland a female victim was attacked from behind by the same man. the suspect grabbed the woman and forced her against a date before sexually assaulting her. in this case, the suspect also robbed the victim and ran away. in all cases, the suspect was wearing a black city and dark jeans. oakland police are not convinced their deal idaho point--oakland police did not believe they're dealing with the same suspect. in the attack on holly street the suspect is shorter. ficuses inches with a slim build. >>grant: the search is on for a woman police say is dangerous. a police chase in the east bay got worse when a woman had a man on a sidewalk. this is a picture of the girl, she was already wanted on two felony warrants for possession of drugs and the sale of drugs in fremont. when police got close to her car the station drove onto a sidewalk and 50 me and from throwing him more than 50 ft. that man is hospitalized with serious injuries. >>catherine: the woman accused of throwing her 22 month old from a second story window remains in a hospital. she is charged with child abuse after throwing a little boy out of the window. an increase in homicides is one of the reasons it was a violent year in oakland. it seems like this shooting and was oakland continued to plague the city. >> offs we're meeting quarterly with sheets of the agencies that patrol, the sheriff's department kaukauna they all have the jurisdiction here. bart has two stations in those areas where there are schools. we are asking all of the department's to join the city in making those areas a priority for patrol and fokus enforcement efforts in those areas. i do not want to feel like it is the police department on sharing the burden curious we have a lot of difference stakeholders' including the school district. >>catherine: please plan on releasing a detail list of those 100 city blocks where they say more than 90 percent of violent crimes happened. that list could be available in january. >>catherine: residents have been circulating a consistent. they're hoping hospital will do something about what they see is a big problem. new details how make federal investigation is under way as to why a southwest airlines jet blue to tires ready to take office in sacramento to. parker >>catherine: it has been a very foggy day around the bay area. take a look at this time last video. the >>jaqueline: this is where >> the san francisco convention and visi

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should >> so thank you. i want to welcome everyone to a very exciting announcement around a pilot project we are kicking off today. and i also want to welcome everyone to one of the most parking challenged neighborhoods in san francisco, russian hill. i think it is well known that i do not own a car for good reason. but one thing i do want to mention is i used to live on russian hill. i actually did own a car for six months. it was a miserable experience. not just the cost of car ownership and gas and insurance and repairs, but every single night i had to spend half an hour looking for parking and when i didn't do a good job of parking, sfmta provided me with a ticket. so it was a very exciting moment when about two years ago, then city add vater -- administrator ed lee and i had a conversation with the c.e.o. of car share about what we could do to expand car share in the neighborhood that is incredibly defense and that does not have the parking lots and the garages where city car share and zip car often put their cars. we know we have very challenged streets when it comes to transits. everyone who rides a car, anyone who tries to take a bus, tries to catch a cab knows the challenges we have in these very dense neighborhoods. so the thought of expanding car sharing, which you will hear often takes anywhere from 10 to 15 cars off the streets, was something that we wanted to try here on russian hill. my office worked with several russian hill neighborhood associations to suggest places on our streets for car sharing to become a reality. i want to thank mayor lee for his commitment literally now almost two years ago to work with my office, the sfmta, city administrator's office to really figure out how we can roll out this new and exciting pilot project. and you're going to hear more about these details but the thing i will say in conclusion is with the city family coming together, we're going to provide another transit option for all of san francisco to hopefully bring us closer to our vision of a transit first city. with that i would like to welcome mayor lee to russian hill and welcome mayor lee has been a champion for car sharing and obviously making sure we have a transit first city. and i would like to invite him to say a few words. >> good morning. thank you, president chiu. yes, it was over two years ago where we began this conversation. but it also began with our own city fleet. and we were talking with city car share and zip car about how we can share vehicles and reduce carbon emissions and all of those great goals that mayor gavin newsome had announced that we wanted to really do enthusiastically. so if you see right in front of city hall the example that we gave everybody, the green car showcase, that began with our effort to signal that we were willing to even give up city parking spaces. you know how valuable city parking spaces are, we have wars within city government around who's parking spaces those are. but to signal a big culture change, one that we felt was important to our future of the city in reducing cars, we made it our own goal to reduce our own city fleet

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> i want to introduce to you and adopted filipino woman, the supervisor district 10, maria cohen. when al and kim got married, maliagood evening, and welcome. we have many things to celebrate. first, i wanted to acknowledge all the women who helped make this event happened. thank you so much. [applause] absolutely. we need to continue to strengthen the philippine the women's network, not just here in san francisco, but all across the country. this network is strong and robust. i am honored to be here as a fellow sister with you in the struggle. i have a very simple story. [inaudible] she is part of the philippine the women's network, and i owe her my life and for the success of my career. she was my consultant last year when i was campaigning. and when no one else would work with me. [applause] [cheers and applause] that is right. this woman is definitely a strong ally, and i over everything could i am so happy that you're honoring and recognizing her for her achievements. trust me, it is difficult being in politics, not only as a woman but as a woman of color. i am so happy to be here today. thank you. [applause] i also want to acknowledge tita and want to thank her for her hard work and leadership. she has been a shining example and a role model for me as a young women growing up here in san francisco. that is it for my remarks to the i am so happy to see so many of you. there is my brother al. it is true story. a long time ago, back in 2003 -- 2004, it was the assistant for the near gavin newsom, and i volunteered to become deputized to officially over same-sex marriages. it was not only until -- and i presided over al's union and the mayor's office. it was not until 2009 when i was running that i sat down and met with many of the women of the filipino women's network. i was invited to come, and i think we wait -- we went to -- [unintelligible] not in district 10, but i plug it anyway. [laughter] it is in district 6, but it is read on the border. close enough. absolutely. i was able to bless the union, and i am so happy that you guys are still growing together and strong and in love. [applause] it is an incredible honor to be here amongst so many women, so many beautiful leaders. mayor

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ha ha ha ha! so, once again, teeth facing away from the operator. oh, man. i hope so. yes. very key. do face the teeth away. but your boss, he can't yell at you for sitting down on the job. gosh. so you cut away from you and just keep feeding it backwards. yep. or towards you. yes. just move your rear. that is strange. yeah. well, no. no, it's not. it feels very natural. and use basically the same grip. and this appears not only in france but in germany, where they'll use bow saws for this, but also in a lot of the colonies that those counturis established. they'll use this kind of saw. thank you for de-barreling me. is that going to work? can you do that out in space there? i don't have enough in the trunk. you're there. you're there. you're there, and...ah! excellent. excellent. all right. so that's ripping with the panel ripsaw, these kind of western style the in. but, you know, if you're continental like that, you're going to be using-- all right. let me get my ripsaws out. now, this is my favorivoteere. this is the one i wanted you to see. very nice. very nice. yes. all right. this is, of course, sharpened, like all of these ripsaws, with the... with rip teeth on it, because, you know,ow you're cutting out curves, and if you're going to cut out a curve in a piece of wood, you're going to want to have the grain in that piece of wood. so if you're doing a leg or something going down here, you're going to be cutting down the grain of the wood, not across the grain. so that's why these always have rip teeth. so we'll tighten this guy up. let me trade places with you here and see what you think of this one, because i want to show you another one that follows after this. so there we go. so this can cut that curve very nicely. yeah. there you go. but what i like here-- i've got a bunch of these now. i am into euro-sawing. well, in fact, here's another one. this will cut that same way. but this i want you to try. this is--well, you recognize that. that's a felly saw, or... you know, i've seen gunsmiths use this for cutting out gunstocks and stuff like that. but this one hashe big wide rocker on it. here. give that a go. absolutely. there you go. yeeha! ha ha ha! wonderful. wonderful. yeah. so that'll cut out good curves. it's a felly saw because it cuts out those sections of the saw. but again, sharpened rip. all right. and here. see, we're moving on up now. we're getting to a big one here. i'm going to see if we can-- well, i'll just work this way. but let me use-- can i use this piece here? absolutely. all right. because i want to cut some thick stuff. so i'm going to cut thick stuff here. so, see what's happened? you went from a british to... i went from american to british to french. and as soon as i get to the french, i'm kind of back home again. this wonderful saw, although it needs a little tightness up there, a little bit slack, which... and you see this. just like that. yeah. yeah. so you can rip real heavy pieces on a little bit bigger and finer saw like this, and you'd be sawing out veneer, and this kind is illustrated a lot in the fellow you'

has, bachmann has, romney has not. gingrich has i think. and i think ron paul hasbuy themselves. >> yeah. >> separate from anything to do with that? >> right. >> let's start with gingrich and nancy pelosi. this is a huge violation of house ethics, rules, et cetera. he was exonerated for just about everything and the most serious charge was dismissed. it was a minor violation of the house rules in the end. what would this mean if she were to do this because i suspect she means it. >> yeah, sure but i think she's just trying to mess up gingrich's campaign. the left is trying to mess up each campaign. they assassinated herman cain, drove him out of the race. they went after perry, they went after bachmann, they went after some of the people before they announced and now they are going after gingrich. i don't think it's knee jerk. and i don't think any of that stuff is going to knock gingrich out. i think it's one thing when you have a candidate that nobody really knows who is sort of coming up. and then people wonder about him. but with gingrich or romney, people know

has been a consilltary tone. it has been the obama administration that has been playing hard to get here. there has been sin six p the in tepgs so it has been the u.s. that has been holding off and its has been the south korean who have been holding off more. my impress that is they had to signal the powell and they had to move up with the u.s. statement enough making a paint of the united states south crow thea. but the north koreans have been troying to get a new and difference and less confron stati tation al relationship here. if the line remains we are committed to stability and nothing else, then i think that is a rep pi for deadline. if the administration can find clitive way to signal that it wants to express condolences to send signals to try and under mind or topple the system, they are paranoid and they fear that, then there might be an opening. this could send the tone for dealings with the north koreas with the near term or perhaps longer. if it is a fluid period there. if all washington done is send signals of toughness without trying to reashare them, it will he reinfor the natural in sting this in any. which is foeing t

has become the expert and exhibitionist. she heard herself and is trying to hold things together. he has become introverted and has trouble with intimacy and has a serious -- and she has a serious sex addiction. she is trying to reconnect with him. tavis: how do you go about choosing roles? where nudity is concerned, there are actresses in this town who take years to figure out whether or not want to do this or not. how do you go about choosing roles? obviously, you made a decision and stepped into it. >> i never wanted to do it before. i have not born a bikini on a beach since i was a teenager. i do not wear dresses above the knee. i am not a fan of showing my body. firstsaev mcqueen's film and the way he shot naked bodies in that film was so anatomical and it was not sexual. i read this part and the first scene that she has in the film, she is completely naked. it felt completely appropriate. she wants to be seen. she wants closeness with her brother and wants to reconnect with him. and she likes to provoke him. i trusted steve it and knew that he was an artist, that i was not being used for any other purpose than to tell the story of the character as best as they c