ha ha ha. well, i know you. because i live inside your dreams. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what he's talking about. i'm completely lost. >> ha han, man. lost, "late night with jimmy fallon." that one took me a second, but i see where you're going with that one, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> come on, man, lost. lost, lost boys, boy scouts, scout ranger, power ranger, texas ranger, bring you back to "walker, texas ranger," chuck norris, chuck e. cheese, easy cheese, easy mac, mac book pro, bring you back to apple, apple sauce, apple gravy, snapple lady, bring you back to the snapple facts under the cap, captain crunch, oops all berries, oops rick perry, bring you back to katy perry, just unmarried russell brand, raisin bran, bran muffin, muffin man, spiderman. that's gonna bring you all the way back to tobey maguire, "jerry maguire," "show me the money," ball, money ball, brad pitt, "money pitt," it's a double dip, dipping back to dippin' dots, the ice cream of the future, "futurama," i'm a boss, rick ross, brick top like kevin mccallister in "home alone 2: lost in new york," "lost in space," "lost in translation," como se

. >> hey, ron, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. >> yeah, he's a jolly sort of fellow, isn't he? e was going to have to face that sort of question? he seems like the kind of guy who's not used to meeting people on an even playing field. he's used to being the boss and the millionaire, where nobody asks you uncomfortable questions, nobody puts you on the spot because you'll fire them and you'll like it. >> well, there is a difference in a business press and the political press, that's for sure. >> true. it's ha-ha-ha and then ah at the end when he realizes nobody else is laughing. and then he awkwardly moves on. >> what's important to tell us about a voter right now, about this guy? >> it tells us in a he has the al gore problem -- >> romney was in hiding for months, away from the press, he came out because gingrich forced him out. he's going to go right back behind that. you're going to see fewer interviews, town hall meetings. >> when he has to debate the president, what happens? >> i think obama kicks his behind. he'll get in his face a little bit, and mitt won't be able to hand

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. donda. my dreams keep me woke. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mine, too. e, while kanye was launching donda, another rapper, ludacris, announced he is opening a restaurant at the atlanta airport, called chicken and beer, which is also the name of his third album. he should name his next album cinnabon. customers at chicken and beer will be able to get their chicken regular or luda-crispy. [ laughter ] he's very excited. this is what he tweeted. he said, we're talking about the busiest airport on the planet. this is history. yeah. definitely. [ laughter ] reminds me of the moon landing, actually. in fact, i think i saw something about this on the history channel. >> this week on the history channel. on january 3rd, 1959, alaska was admitted at the 49th u.s. state. 53 years later, that moment in history was soon replaced by the approval of ludacris' chicken and beer concession stand at the atlanta international airport. a great day for rappers and cornrows everywhere. watch the exciting tale of "chicken and beer." only on the history channel. [ cheers and app

ha-ha-ha-ha, running from the police. >> wee! >> is that a female cop, though? >> i believe it is. >> i think the cop on the right is a woman, getting chased by a girl, but not in a good way. you know what i mean? ♪ >>> he sounds like a politician, and sure looks like one. >> don't forget this. he's got this down. >> stuff politicians say. but there is more than a joke behind this one. >>> and look in the sky. >> are they kites? >> flying people! >> wrong and wrong. the story behind the @ >>> welcome back to the show. but don't forget to check in at rightthisminute.com. great videos, all day long. >>> it seems like everybody is jumping on the stuff people say bandwagon. >> hummus? is that hummus? >> stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about. >> here is a new one. stuff politicians say. see if you recognize these catch phrases. >> i want to reach across the aisle. >> moral fiber. >> family values. >> blue collar. >> hard-working. >> americans. >> is it weird this video looks like every campaign ad or speech or every debate you've ever seen on either side, either party. >> he even looked like a politician. he's got the politician hair, the politician wife sitting there like a cardboard cut-out. so she is perfect too. >> don't forget this. he's got this down. >> jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs. >> to pass a point. >> this isn't just a viral video that people are doing. this is actually an ad campaign for a website called americanselect.org. they're trying to put another candidate on the ballot, not a third-party candidate, just a candidate that americans elect. they're trying to get someone on the ballot that people want on the ballot. >> is this a cowboy hat state? >> no party affiliation. >> i'm just like all of you. >> i am just like all of you folks here. >> guess what? >> good luck with that, because we're going to need super pac money. >> super pac? >> super pac. >> it seems like they forget a line saying we weren't really involved in that sex scandal. >> trust me. >> trust me. >> are you flip-flopping again? >> in essence, they're saying that politicians don't really say anything. everybody says the same thing, and no one really says anything. >> together, we can make america great again. >> it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's not superman, either. but it definitely looks like it over the skies of new york city recently. what do i look like to you? >> flying people. >> yeah, they're flying around new york city, flying by the statue of liberty. >> wait, are they kites? >> remote control planes? >> they're human-shaped rc planes, three of them. look at this. guys are launching these things, like he would launch a remote control plane. and they've got little hand held remote control -- they're remote-control people is what i'm trying to say. they do look weirdly realistic like if you were walking around new york city and looked up into the sky and saw it, you would think, is that superman? actually, this is a publicity stude stunt for a movie called "chronicle" put together by fox and a marketing company. and the reason they did this, the three main characters in the movie have the ability to fly. >>> that's it. you did it. you made it through january. and to celebrate, we have a very special deal for the entire month of february. all the videos you want to watch, all day long, free. at rightthisminute.com. all day long, all month long, free at rightthisminute.com. we're really nice people. >>> so we usually have a tutorial for the ladies. but this time we've got one for the fellas. >> for one of those days where you don't feel like you want to have long hair. >> we'll show you the new bun for men trend that the women will -- like? >> this is super lame. >> what will you think? >>> i'm going to be the challenge. >> steven joe not only wants to be a rap star, he makes web videos. and in this one, he does the old swallow the cinnamon trick. so the challenge is to swallow cinnamon dry. nobody hasle to do it. >> they say it's apparently impossible to swallow that spoonful of cinnamon. it won't go down. >> hey, shoutout to my girl. whoa! >> i'll tell you what. that's the worst attempt i've ever seen. >> comes halfway out of his mouth before he swallows any. >> he was so tough and confident about it prior. >> screaming like a girl. >> waaaa! [ laughter ] woo! >> you know, he gave a shoutout to his girl right beforehand. do you think his girl doesn't want to be with him anymore? >> he gave a shout out to his inner girl. >> not the only one who tries it in a video. >> yeah, swallow it, man. going to attempt to. >> there you go. >> it looked like he was going to get it down there for a second. >> he was just holding it in his mouth. >> yeah. >> okay. one more. >> swallow! swallow! swallow! >> why do i find it so funny? this is the stupidest thing ever. >> the third guy, i think they call that the cinnamon dragon, because it shot out of his mouth and nose like fire, like a fire-breat

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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] impossible. announcer: when you open a book, you can explore new lands... [bird screeches] meet new friends, and discover new adventures. there are amazing possibilities when you open your mind to reading. [roar] you can log onto he library of congress website and let the journey begin. supervisor avalos: good morning and welcome to the public safety committee of the san francisco board of supervisors. my name is john avalos, and i am joined by christina cohen. our thought -- christina olague. our other member is not able to make it today. supervisor olague: motion to excuse supervisor mar. supervisor avalos: we will take that without objection. we are also joined by supervisor cohen. she is most welcome to be here. the hearing is sponsored by her. could you please call item one and share with us your announcements before the -- that. >> all persons attending this meeting are requested to turn off all cell phones and pagers. if you wish to submit material for members of the committee, please submit an extra copy for the file. if you wish to submit a speakers card, please but it by the container in front of you at the real to your left. supervisor avalos: thank you. if you could please call the first item. >> item 1, hearing to discuss public safety policies and programs implemented by state departments such as the san francisco municipal transportation agency in san francisco police department on city-wide muni lines, including the enforcement of fair collection -- fare collection. supervisor avalos: thank you. the item is brought to us by supervisor cohen, who is here. supervisor cohen: thank you for hearing this item. this past year, there were a number of violent incidents on muni, the giggling happening in district 10, one of which dealt with an officer-involved shooting of an individual who was originally stopped by a fare inspector. in the wake of this event, this incident, i have been working with the mta and sfpd to better understand the policies and programs they have in place currently and to obviously offer a public voice. this request is in direct response to any particular the harding shooting. the request has come from the community, so i am honored to bring this to the forefront today. today, we will hear from both and the staff on this particular issue, and we also have a representative from the san francisco police department, should there be questions for them. without further ado, thank you, mr. chair. first up, we have the mta director, ed reiskin. >> good morning. very happy to be here. want to thank supervisors cohen -- supervisor cohen for her leadership and bringing forward an issue that is very important to us. since i am here, i want to reflect on and apologize for the rush hour this morning. we had a very unfortunate occurrence where we had a private vehicle drive down into the portal that disrupted all the subway activity for this morning. the police have arrested the individual who was driving the vehicle, and i say this not just because it is timely, but because i think it is indicative of the partnership we have between the police department and the mta. the police departm

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ha, ha, ha, ha. huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a good one. you're pretty -- you're a pretty funny guy, walter. [ robot voice ] >> wow. are my cheeks red? you are making me bloosh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? no. why -- why are -- why are you blushing? [ robot voice ] >> it's just that i'm such a big fan of yours, and i want to follow in your footsteps. i love when you do impressions. so i started to do impressions. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty cool, man. i love -- i'd love to hear one of your impressions. [ robot voice ] >> okay. okay. let's see here. which one should i do? i will start off with one of my favorites, robert day-nyro. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. wait, who? [ robot voice ] >> you know, robert day-nyro from "ragging bull," "meet the fokers," "little fokers," et cetera. >> jimmy: okay, okay. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. robert de niro. okay. very good. okay. i got you. robert de niro. okay. let's hear your impression. [ robot voice ] >> give me a moment to get into chair-acter. [ laughter ] you talking to me? you talking to me? you talking to me? you talking to me? [ light laughter ] you talking to me? [ laughter ] who in the heck do you think you are talking to? >> jimmy: wow, you're quite an impressionist, walter. that was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] that was good. i think you have a very promising future. in fact, i heard you landed this big gig doing voiceover work. am i right? [ robot voice ] >> yes, that's correct. i did the voice in a commercial for my favorite me-he-can restaurant, tack-o bell. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're kidding. good for you, walter. [ robot voice ] >> i brought a clip of the commercial. roll it, dave. cheesy, gooey, steamy. the weather is cold, but the deals are hot at tack-o bell. we start off with the freshest anus beef. [ laughter ] then, pile on the grated cheese, gack-a-molie, and jolly-peen-yas. your taste buds will say "ay chi-whua-whua." buy two qwes-o-dileahs. get the third qwes-o-deleah for dollar sign point nine nine. offer ends two dash, two two dash, two oh one two. what a deal. tack-o bell. think outside the bun. [ bell sounds ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, that is -- [ cheers and applause ] you make that sound so appetizing, walter. [ robot voice ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: well, thanks for stopping by. i hope you visit us again. [ robot voice ] >> i'll be back. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is that another impression? is that the terminator? [ robot voice ] >> boy, i must be pretty good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're the best, walter. we'll be right back with william h. macy, you guys. 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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good afternoon. now like to call the january 24 meeting of the public utilities commission to order. secretary, would you call the roll? [calling roll] i expect vice-president torres to be joining us shortly. >> we will go into closed session at the beginning of the meeting. any public comment on the items listed in closed session? he none, can have a motion? >> so move. a-- seeing none, can i have a motion? >> conference of legal counsel anticipated litigation is council of bill legal counselor. conference with legal counsel existing litigation as defend iant fontana v city and county f san francisco. government code se >> we are now live. [inaudible] president moran: we are back in open session. the commission met in closed session and took no action on items 5, 6, and nine. the commission did approve settlements on items 7 and 8. can i have a motion as to whether disclose discussion during closed session? >> motion not to disclose. >> second. >> motion carries. -- president moran: motion carries. mr. secretary, if you would call item 12. >> item 12, approval of the minutes. approval of the minutes of the january 10, 2012, regular meeting. president moran: any revisions or corrections to the minutes? could i have a motion? to go so move. >> second. -- >> so moved. president moran: all those in favor? motion carries. >> item 13, public comment. this opportunity is members of the public may address the commission on matters that are within the commission's jurisdiction that are not on today's agenda. i have no speaker cards so far. president moran: mr. acodecosta , welcome. >> happy new year. i think 2012 is going to be a very challenging year and a good way. i am here to talk about the san francisco redevelopment agency, and at some of the changes that are being fostered. not because the city needs it, but because the state demands that somebody take charge of the assets and a one ever has been grandfathered in. so they have to do it rather quickly. after the martin luther king holidays we did not get sufficient time when the meeting was held for some sort of resolution being presented. today that same resolution will be before the board of supervisors, and if they vote on it, then all of the details will be taken care of. and whether you like it or not, and i am talking about the san francisco public utilities commission, with all that's happening with the america's cup, this, that, and the other, the larger properties of mission bay, hunters point, candlestick point, comes under your jurisdiction or one way or another. whether it is you wersewer, clen water, and also, energy. even transportation effects you in one way or another because of the infrastructure. so because every development has gone away, other large parties are primed to come in, if they have the money some of which they do in some cases. in so i am here to say that with a sewer system improvement proje

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good morning, and welcome to the transbay joint powers authority meeting for thursday, december 8. >> i would like to know the directors have conflict that will not be present. with that, director lloyd. boyd present. metcalf present. -- lloyd. madam chair, you do have a quorum. supervisor kim: item number three, communications. >> item four? >> good morning, directors and members of the public. today is our last meeting of the year. i have to say we are ending on a very good note having accomplished a number of milestones. over 55,000 hours of layer without any injuries or issues. having started construction of the new facility. i would like to take the opportunity to thank all of our staff, consultants, contractors, and the men and women who work so hard on our construction site for all of their heart and good work this year. i would like to remind everyone that at 1:00 today, john o'connell high school is having the ribbon cutting ceremony. i will be there and other members will be there. we're very excited about that. i would like to also mention that as part of my report, i would like to have the san francisco redevelopment agency, might gristle, given update to the board on the most recent bid we received on one of our parcels. as you know, the state department of transportation transferred 12 acres to the city of san francisco for the purpose of developing and using the proceeds to fund the new transit center. most recently the redevelopment agency put out a bid for block 6 and 7, and it was very successful. i will have mike report on that. >> thank you, and good morning, directors. and i am senior product manager of the redevelopment agency. as maria said, we issued and rfp for two of the parcels i will show on this map here. block 6 and 7 of the transbay redevelopment project area. they are right here. block six and walked seven. -- block 7. these of the first market rate developments we are proceeding with on folsom streets. it is a very large site. a total of 550 element units. included among that are 136 agenciey-subsidize affordable units. in addition to the proceeds from the land, we have another requirement from the state that we have to build 35% of the units affordable housing. these blocks here are all going to have a significant affordable housing component, but most importantly the goal is to generate the most money that we can from the market rate component of all of these parcels. each parcel has a distinct market rate project and affordable project. they are financially set -- separate. we have a market rate project consists of 300 ft residential tower, and a bank of town houses along a new clementine tha stre the highest purchase price for that market rate component, as well as a proposal for the affordable component of the project. as maria said, we issued an rfp back in july. i want to thank the staff for their cooperation on that. we received proposals back in october, and this past tuesday of this week, the redevelopment commission approved the selection panel recommendation of a team of collop realistic corp. and mercy california to proceed with negotiations for them to develop the site. the main factor in this election was their purchase offer. they offered a price of $30 million for this. this is a great offer. let me give you background on how we got there. first of all, we issued an rfp's about three years ago for a different parcel. that was back in 2008. we had to

ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> and good evening. welcome to the meeting of the commonwealth club of california. i'm bob, a member of the commonwealth program community and a chair for of tonight's program. i'm also a member of the house of delegates of the american bar association, where it first met steve. this is a series of programs underwritten by the charles gesky family, which examines the constitution in the 21st century. this examines the balance between safety, security, and public order, and the protection of civil liberties and the integrity of the constitution on the other. tonight program will focus on threats to our american justice system caused by under-funding and indecisiveness. i would like to mention that the question answer portion of the program will be moderated by a professor geoffrey hazard, a distinguished professor of law at uc hastings. the professor is a leading expert in the field of civil procedure of legal ethics and is good at asking questions. it is my pleasure to introduce our very special guest, stephen zack, president of the american bar association. with nearly 400,000 members, it is the largest volunteer professional membership organization in the world. mr. zack is the first hispanic american to serve as the president and the second to be born abroad. he was only 14 when his family emigrated from cuba under harrowing circumstances, including last minute detention by the secret police. he made it here. in two lines -- and two lines come to mind when i think of him. "this is my country, land of my choice. this is my country, here i found voice." what a voice it is. he earned his aba at the university of florida and he is now in their hall of fame. he is a partner in the miami office of the national law firm. his clients range from former vice president al gore to philip morris, to the national geographic society, and he is listed in the 2011 edition of the best lawyers in america. his cross-examination of an expert witness in bush vs. gore made the front page of "the new york times." he has a framed in his office. he was the youngest attorney and first hispanic to serve as president of the florida bar. he was chair of the ethics commission and served on the orange board committee. in the aba, he has been a florida state delegate, chair of the house of delegates, our policy-making body, served on the board of governors, and is a fellow of the american bar foundation. as the aba president, he has led national effort to protect state courts, improve civics education, and fight cuts to legal aid funding. it is his mission to make equal justice under law a vibrant living reality for everyone, not just four words carved on the facade of the supreme court building in washington. mr. zack is a passionate and tireless advocate for liberty and justice for all. as he wrote in a letter in today's "daily journal," "that is what our profession does. we get in the way of wrong. we get in the way of attempts to separate and divide our society. we get in the way of those who would let ou

has no lgbt people and has never had an lgbt person. the ethics commission i don't believe has an lgbt person. the fire commission has no lgbt commissioner. the planning commissioner with the appointment of commissioner ole has no lgbt people. looking at some other major commissions, board of appeals has one lgbt representative, the police commissioner has one. the m.t.a. board of directors has one. the portland commission has one -- port commission has one. the redevelopment agency commission has one. so to say that there are too many people on one commission when we know there is a dearth of representation on some of the most powerful commissions on this city to me is a problem. so i just wanted to put that out there. we have a very, very qualified lgbt candidate put forward by the rules committee who will make us proud on this commission and, colleagues, i ask for your support for mr. eicher. supervisor farrell: thank you, mr. chiu. you know, colleagues from my point of view, i was on the rules committee when we considered the candidates. both mr. lee and mr. eicher obviously very well qualified. mr. lee has extensive experience in the city, as does mr. eicher and supervisor wiener spoke very well about i

has a significant advantage. mitt romney has more money for now. but money follows momentum. are they running up hill here. >> mitt romney doesn't have a money advantage obama. >> obama has more money than the republicans. but obama has 90 million and mitt romney has 30 million . obama has done 127 fund raising and twice more than bill clint and george bush. bad news for him. in 2008, he got 24 million from the financial industry . right now he has 2.4 million and i want to defend people who contribute to political campaign. we think we are helping our country and we do it because we think that elect the the right government makes the country better. they need to to help their business. i am not naive to believe we do it all for good. but most believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. >> who will you give? >> i will sit on sideline with respect for the money. i did a lot for huntsman. >> can you see yourself giving money to newt gingrich in >> no. >> what do you do if it is between newt gingrich or obama. >> try to get the third party. >> newt gingrich cannot beat barack obama and newt gingrich cannot be elected. look at the ethics violation. >> he was exxonerated on that. >> look at what he had to pay a big fine number one . number tw

ha-ha! ♪ get down tonight ♪ get down tonight ooh ♪ we need a wood paneled basement. >> ha-ha! ♪ get down tonight ♪ get down tonight ooh ♪ we need a wood paneled basement. the shag rug. >> let's try late night tv for 300. >> this network fills the wee hours with "world news now," for those left uninformed by its "nightline." >> linda? >> what is abc? >> correct. >> he is struggling with the hair thing. get a shot of anderson. >> what is that? what is that? see that? what is that? >> looks like an antenna there. >> hi, everybody we're in new york. a couple days before christmas. had a little snow in new york. >> would you let me introduce myself. this is the part of the program where i introduce myself. >> this is his big moment. >> i'm anderson cooper, mark mullen is off this morning. thank you. now go ahead. what were you saying? >> one, two, three. >> we love you anderson! oh yes we do! we love you anderson and we'll be true ♪ >> ha. >> that's the news for this half-hour. >> my name is anderson cooper, and i go to dalton school. i'm in the fifth grade. >> i boxed with the navy back in '56. >> that's right. [ laughter ] >> the boxing? >> after prison. golden gloves. [ laughter ] >> you're pre-featherweight. you're less than featherweight. you're teeny. >> i'm teeny? how long have you been here? can i just show you something. can we get a tight shot, what does this say? anderson cooper senior anchor. >> go, homey. ♪ i will survive >> the hats. >> there you go. >> oh, yeah. >> that's the news for this half-hour. merry christmas, everybody! >> hardest working man in overnight news is moving on to bigger and better things. >> come on over here. >> the new face of "world news now." >> rob nelson. welcome aboard. >> showers across, spokane, spokane? right? >> spokane. oh! >> oh, man. >> apparently he's from spokane. >> our halloween show. >> love the haircut too. more of the crewcut. >> yeah, man we have fun on the show

has manhattan when it is. commissioner slaughter: has increased or has it been this amount? >> in has been the some of the entire time. commissioner slaughter: -- it has been the same the entire time. commissioner slaughter: the and of the square footage? >> i do not. -- and do you know the square footage? >> i do not. commissioner slaughter: i hope that in the next budget cycle, we will find money for that. the larger question is personnel, obviously, but those seem like low hanging fruit that we should be able to attack. >> can i piggybacked on that? with regard to the automatic system, is that a one-time cost? >> one time costs. commissioner marshall: if we found $29,000, it would be done? sorry, $20,000. ok. it seem slike -- seems like in terms of outside, i know you've looked at the landscape, the department often goes outside and find grants when there are no federal money , talking about innovation was a big deal with him. >> is much more difficult for a civilian oversight agencies to find funding. it is not generally associated with police departments. commissioner marshall: even if you are linked with the department? ok. commissioner kingsley

ha-ha. >> very good. >> ha-ha. >> not dining except for chasing ladies. >> all he need to do. >> just having a great time. enjoying myself. rolling over every now and then say what time is it? >> back to sleep. we miss you here. we miss your laugh. viewers asked a lot about you. happy to see you. see you at the staff party tonight. >> oh, yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> willis. is to dig right in. but his dentist knows that to do that he needs to use the brush more dentists use. oral-b. trust the brush more dentists and hygienists use. oral-b. life opens up when you do. how about both? with covergirl lashblast fusion. our biggest brush meets our fiberstretch formula for a blast of volume and length. lashblast fusion. from easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl. >> happy birthday. >> "world news now." >> tulsa's channel 8. >> happy birthday, everybody. >> eat some cake. >> not a wordy bunch out there in tulsa. thank you. those were our friends at abc affiliate ktlu in tulsa. thank you, guys. finally this half-hour, abc's irrepressible, diana alvear from l.a., former co-host of mine. has your three words. >> so we heard you are having a birthday, 20 years of world news now. it was so shocking to me and producer chris spitzer here, we decided we needed to do something about that. we came up with a song and of course, on the fabulous ukulele, here goes nothing. ♪ i remember when news was young me and rob nelson had so much fun ♪ ♪ reading news and kicking back ♪ ♪ had a glorious time it was so divine ♪ ♪ but the biggest kick i ever got was doing the thing called the overnight rock ♪ ♪ while the other kids are rocking to the "world news now" polka, we were hopping and bopping to the overnight rock ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ our rocking our sound was shocking when your feet just can't sit still ♪ ♪ i never knew me a better time and i guess i never will ♪ ♪ oh lordy ♪ ♪ those overnights when robbie wore his shirts so tight ♪ ♪ and the overnight rocking was so out of sight ♪ ♪ la ♪ la-la-la-la ♪ la-la-la-la ♪ la-la-la-la ♪ la >> yes. some greetings here from the staff at "world news now"

has poured time and effort in having a great round game. he has people working with him within the party and in the tea party. senator santorum has been you the most. in his 26 visits, he has assembled a great ground game. he has got some talented folks, politicos. they are going to be formidable. governor perry has a great set of talented people helping him on the ground. they have been running races for quite some time. i told a story somewhere. ron paul's folks are extremely eager and engaged and excited. somebody in the party was telling me they were driving down interstate 26 that cuts through colombia to charleston. they saw a ron paul supporter hanging a sheet, "ron paul for president." he has a great grassroots ground game. those are the ones i have seen the most. governor huntsman has a talented political team. the ground game with the tea party is going to be an interesting thing. i have friends in every camp. a lot of them helped me in my campaign last spring. they know what they are doing. they do not leave a stone unturned across the state when they are talking to people. i think it is wide open. there are new polls coming out. we know how those go up and go down. whoever comes here and connect wi