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has been an internal invesgation, an ig report.m the. >> and there has been an internal investigation, an ig report.e the. >> and there has been an internal investigation, an ig report.nt the. >> and there has been an internal investigation, an ig report.the. >> and there haseen an internal investigation, an ig report.he. >> and there has been an internal investigation, an ig report.e. >> and there has been an internal investigation, an ig report.. >> and there has been an internal investigation, an ig report. and all the congressional investigations. but so far, we have not seen evidence that, you know, that this was somehow instigated somewhere outside the irs or even that there was knowledge of it outside the irs. >> i'd like to hear from her to see where did she get the ideas from. answer basic questions like who, what, where, when. why did you do it. you're the one in charge. >> i think, though, that this congress has recognized, and we've seen it in the last few day, the speaker wants to spend less final focusing on this, these sorts of issue, and spend a lot more team focusing on obamacare and going after the president on the economy. >> panel, thank you. sorry so short tonight. lots of weather. up next, senator rand paul is here to tell you why he

she has responded to the controversy over her biography and kind of all the problems she has had in the last couple of weeks. her messaging has not been very strong. she has been slow. her campaign hasn slow and weak to respond. so i think both her handling of reporters and her messaging have left a lot to be desired so far in this race. >> dave, thank you very much. >> my pleasure. >> okay, everyone, it's time to hash it out. now, some say -- it got a little holier today. "time" news feed meeting pope francis meets chocolate version of pope francis. the pope meeting with a chocolate version of himself at the vatican. gift from an italian chocolate maker. it took 1.5 tons of cocoa to make. and the legendary motown artist marvin gaye is making one of his fans witch rich, very rich. fans buy 50 cents and finds marvin gaye's passport inside. it has an estimated value of $20,000. and yesterday we told you about the horrible hotels in so muchy. but a new olympic size problem for the american athletes. time.com tweeting russia doesn't want american athletes to have their chobani yogurt. they were planning to send a thousand containers of the protein rich yogurt to so muchy. no. the u.s. m

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has many other things, the international agency has a research cancer, has irc has also declared air pollution and particulate matter. >> thank you for coming here and you did a elegant job in laying out a very tough and i actually go back quite a while and i will go back to the building days when this has introduced and i think that it was supervisor amiano. >> in 2008. >> yeah. and it had a lot of people confused and i know that the areas, and it was because of the people starting to move and live in the industrial areas, and you know you had the whole late work lost and... >> it was confusion with the green building code as well. >> yeah, so in the spirit of what you just testified here i totally concur and as someone who just finished a building who has gone through this experience, and it is funny that you were mentioning because the report that i did do, it said, some parts of the building the top floor did not happen in the lower part and to be honest with you you are better off to do the whole building. that said, and just a few quick points, you noticed that you said the new building. >> it was ten and more and now it is how many units or more. >> it is all residential use and sensitive use and those are defined within the code. >> so if i am building a single family house. >>

has been unequivocal since day one. and nothing has changed. and the assemblyman has basically said the same. he said there has not been any evidence or anything to contradict anything the governor hase day one. we have a story that has not changed at all and responses that have not changed. and yet the media frenzy continues, not just continues, but the "new york times" made up news to go after him. that was nuts. that made the "enquirer" look like a news magazine. >> i want to emphasize the public editor for the "new york times" has come out and said they made a mistake. there is an allegation that there is evidence. and the public believes there could be. >> politics is perception. and christie is suffering from a thousand cuts. and mr. wildstein wants his legal fees paid for. there are a lot of questions. but the larger issue is there is a pre-emptive war on potential candidates. that's why democrats and you know -- >> but benghazi has not hurt hillary clint wh hillary clinton. >> she is such a known figure by comparison. a lot of negatives are baked in that cake. >> you are the man leading the charge, asking for the subpoenas leading the investigation and looking into this. you

has the success he has and has been able to handle it the way he has. he's pla tour beyond his years. he's a true pro. the more success that comes his way the more humble he becomes. i really appreciate that approach, and i think that both of them certainly are ready for this moment. >> stephen: so who's going to win? ( laughter ) ( applause ) come on, drew! grow a pair. i had justin tuck here on tuesday night, and he-- he loves hitting people for a living, all right. i looked it up. he's never sacked you. he's never sacked you. >> let's keep it this way. >> stephen: he likes to kind of like wounded forest animal sound quarterbacks make when you hit them. like the huuu sound they make. how do you as a quarterback get back into the pocket? you have, like, three seconds, you can see this much, and you know that there are four, 300-pound angry pot roasts coming at you? >> right right. >> stephen: how do you stay focused in that tiny compressed zone? >> uh, it's kind difficult. you have to have tremendous trust for the guys in front of you because i've got five big pot roasts blocking their four-- for their four pot roasts. and so you know that they're coming very close to you. they're there to take your head off. and yet you still have to maintain your poise and you've got a job to do. you have to deliver ball down the field. that's your job. >> stephen: i got trained add a quarterback this week for-- ( cheers and applause ) and one of the things they were trying to teach me was quarterbacks own the room. how do you own the room? >> you have command. you're prepared. you're ready for request situation. >> stephen: is this it? are you owning the room right now? ( cheers and applause ) >> it's-- it's a quiet confidence. ( laughter ) yeah. ( cheers and applause ). you're owning it. you're owning it. you had the who dat nation. >> stephen: there's crossover between the who dat nation and the colbert nation. how many hodats? ( cheers and applause ) all right. how many colbert nations? you're the face of an x-box game called "playoff face-off." what is "playoff face-off"? >> it allows you to be more interactive than you ever have before. it allows you to watch the game you you want to watch, track your fantasy stats and predict the games in the play-off, including the super bowl with a chance to win tickets to next year's super bowl. >> stephen: how hard can you play this game? ( laughter ). >> for-- for-- you know how long you practiced to be a quarterback earlier? >> stephen: yeah. >> that long. >> really. >> stephen: almost 45 minute. >> almost 45 minutes. >> stephen: drew, thank you so much for joining us. new orleans saints quarterback drew brees, we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: well that's it for the report, everybody. see you on sunday. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> fro comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. our program tonight we prepared it. my guest house minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us of the united state congress. [cheers and applause] that's honestly the only applause the united states congress hasotten in -- [laughter] -- god knows how long. first we've seen a lot of reaction to tuesday's state of the union address. perhaps the most alarming reaction came from senator lindsey graham who told "roll

has more from the scene in kiev. >> reporter: chuck, it has been a tumultuous week here of political change and political upheaval. a revolution has taken place. and it seems now parliament has taken charge. parliament hasnted its speaker to the be interim president, and an arrest warrant has been issued for i think it's fair to say former president yanukovych. he's being charged with mass murder. the accusations of mass murder center around events that took place here over several hours on thursday morning. protesters broke out of the square armed with sticks and molotov cocktails, and they charged police liens. security forces fired into the crowds. was itself defense? they killed more than 70 people. the video that has emerged show that riot police were not firing as they were retreating. they appear to show sniper teams organized, calmly receiving orders, maneuvering tactically, getting authorization, and then firing. it shows a far more deliberate effort by the security forces to shoot and ultimately kill the protesters. chuck? >> thank you, richard. meanwhile, russia and the u.s. are both doing a bit of sabre rattling today, warning each other not to mettle in ukraine's future. national security a

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has barack obama failed the country? watch the response. >> are you frustrated with president obama? do you think he has failed? >> no. i think he has tried. and i think that congress has failed him. >> didn't he promise us more? has he failed? >> i think he is working real hard. the republicans -- >> do you think the president, president obama has failed the black community? >> no. i think republicans have failed. i think that congress has failed. they have not done their job. >> let me ask this, i mean, it is his $7 trillion in debt. he got the stimulus. no summer recovery, he got everything he wanted. he got sabathia. >> well, they don't even answer, in other scenes that are not on tape i talk to them and ask them about congress. they don't even understand there are two houses in congress. we have a split house, when you talk to them, they blame the republicans as congress, when the harry reid bill was passed. one person got up on stage and said well, every 30 minutes a black kid is shot by police, murdered by police in this country. we have video of that. reverend barber got up and said we have 80,000 people. i tell you this entire route would have been covered -- >> they seem to view you very negatively, want

has suggests. >> unfortunately, what has happened some of the world has not been risk aversed enough and has picked different groups to fund, some have turned out to be more closely linked with folks involved with terrorist games than we would like. one that sandy burger subjected in the "washington post" is to stop funding and supporting those in liberating areas so they have some benefit for having thrown off the assad regime. also if you don't like the arming option is to consider a blockade or other ways to make it harder for bashar al-assad to be resupplied. if there are conflicts with russia, okay, why are you arming this guy? you have a whole range of military, non-military, very, very forceful to not very forceful at all options that most of which have been explored and given up as not feasible in the past, but as the body count mounts and as dan said we're trying to reduce and shift the balance of power. >> the world has talked a lot about russia as far as syria goes, but what will iran? what is their angle? what role are they willing to play as they're trying to earn their way to a degree back into the world's good graces to deal in syria? >> well look, i think actually i sort of envy the relationship in and amongst damascus, russia and iran. they have a campaign that is this: what we're facing in syria is a terrorist threat by sunni extremists namely al-qaeda and others funded by saudi arabia, qatar and others. what they have engaged on war must do is put their notions of war crimes and atrociies aside and work with the regime and work with the russian government to help contain this crisis. i disagree with what daniel said. i don't think the kremlin is exercised by the jihadi groups in syria. that plays exactly to the propaganda they've been putting out there since day one. namely bashar al-assad are terrorist. the assad regime blacklisted the delegates who attended the peace talks as terrorists an

has been turbine twenty has seen a ukrainian officials traveling to america but has also has granted to take our reports the u.s. may only be seeing one side of the story. president obama knows what the ukrainian leaders should do. verily for making. dealing with stress in an appropriate way. president obama has however made no suggestions on how ukrainian authorities should deal with riders torching the city shooting beating and sowing molotov cocktails at police. neither has he called for the so-called peaceful protesters to wait for elections to express their aspirations as he would at home under different circumstances you don't like a particular policy or a particular president. then argue for your position go out there and win an election. european leaders don't seem to want to wait for elections either all but calling for the ukrainian president to step down the ukrainian authorities are by to lose all legitimacy the kind of forages in ukraine need to make space for a transitional government of national unity and early elections in order to bring back the legitimacy of national authorities oh washington and brussels are considering sanctions against ukraine the u.s. has already barred a number of ukrainian officials from entering the country shouldn't there be sanctions against the opp

has their motives. the mob has their motives. texas oil has their motives and, indeed, lyndon johnson has unique relationship with all of them. let's talk about johnson, the main, because very much my book is a portrait of them. lyndon johnson was a coarse, crude, loudmouthed man. he was greedy, ruthless, unprincipled. he had an enormous appetite for cigarettes and alcohol and women. he believed in nothing whatsoever. he was a sadist. he was a psychopath. this is a president who conducted why test me for sitting on the toilet defecating. not because he was crude, but because he enjoyed the humiliation and embarrassment it caused these ivy league kennedy aides that he had inherited from jack kennedy. this is a man who fathered three to legitimate children while he was president or vice president. their names are in the books. the details are in the book. this is a man who, as a child, tried to stick of dynamite to a dog and blew it up. this is a man who beat him you'll to death in the town square when he was a teenager. .. the 1948 election. i should talk about the 1940 election. i've been active in american politics for 35 years. i have never seen an election or after the polls 200 voters march into a polling place in alphabetical order and the off-site and in the same handwriting. but that's what happened. so linda johnson stole the first election by a fraudulent 86 votes by adding 200 votes to the roles. at the. when a deputy sheriff in jim wells county threatened to go when he was jammed up and give testimony he was murdered in state prison within hours. so, i've told you what the motive is. that talk about the mechanics because otherwise my allegation would be speculation and theory. but i put forward a case in this book, which is based on fingerprint evidence and eyewitness testimony. i believe the real killer come at least one of the shooters that went in as johnson is the and and mako mike wallace. wallace is a marine expert shot. you are going to read that oswald was a marksman. that's the u.s. very cores lowest rating. a marksman is a poor shot. a sharpshooter it'd be in the eight rating, the best rating the marine corps awards is expert. malcolm wallace was an expert. malcolm wallace was president of the student body of university of texas and from that point on, every job he had as a political patriot job arranged for by lyndon baines johnson. in 1952, pardon me, 1951, a man and job debut can stick it into the involved in lyndon johnson's sister josefa. josefa is a flamboyant bohemian party girl and sometimes call girl in austin. a very famous at the time. kinzer posted by don johnson for money. he is essentially blackmailing. josefa hasbeen deeply involved in the campaign in 1948. said kinsey tries to blackmail johnson had malcolm wallace tries to washington d.c. in his car. he comes to austin, friends john edwards cancer at a golf course outside of austin. he gunned him down as cold legend brought a lead in front of witnesses. he flees. one is apprehended minutes later because he had virginia license plate by boston police county josie rusty knot so you can arrest me. i have to get back to washington. i work for senator john. that affidavits in my book. he's charged with first-degree murder. he's built up by the largest financial contributors. he's defended by john cofer, lyndon johnson's personal attorney. johnson is in a hotel room waiting for word and malcolm wallace's convict to the first-degree murder. whereupon the judge, give him a five-year sentence in a box set of the court a free man. i checked in 1952 every other person convicted of first-degree murder in texas went to the electric chair. but instead, wal

has, is she has three problems, number one she has her own baggage. she has to come across as not bitter, and how difficult is that? the third thing that is important, bill clinton is old news. i think the focus of a conversation with hillary clinton is absolutely warranted. but i think the media will have a fair statement to say we don't want to go through bill clinton all over again. >> and that is my final question for you before i let you go. it may be fair game to discuss what happened with the clintons and his behavior, but is the real objection, we already did discuss it? it is over, like we discussed it ad nauseum? there was an impeachment hearing. >> and no one hasllary clinton was in charge of the bimbo gaffes, that has to be uncovered if she is running for the white house. >> and joining me now, president of comprehensive's group, and monica crowley, who is host of "the monica crowley" show and happens to be friends with kathleen willey. so let's start with that last point. okay, it is relevant. but we have been through it. we know what the truth is. because kathleen last need seemed to say that was not the answer, because we have been through it. but there is a whole new younger generation who has not heard it. >> the last several years the democrats have accused the republicans of this bogus war on women. so kathleen's point is look, i'm not talking about bill clinton's past, or the affairs of monica lewins lewinsky, that is old news. but the democrats began this ridiculous and phoney news on the war on women, but if hillary clinton is going to be the primary contender for president of the united states you need to look at her record in term

has been mass incarceration because it's really made people think twice to be worried about, about fighting back. and mass incarceration has a lot of aspects to it. it has -- it has to do with the incredible number of people who get arrested and, of course, this is very [speaker not understood] of it, but it also has to do with incredibly long sentences that people serve in jail and it also has to do with the lifetime kind of sentences that people have with the discrimination against ex felons. so, i think that anything that can be done to reduce this lifetime aspect of mass incarceration is good and should be supported. >> thank you, mr. lion. >>> good evening, good afternoon. my name is vanessa banks. i am a member -- a native of the bayview hunters point community. i'm also interning with coleman advocates. i first would like to say from the bottom of my heart to thank jim -- i mean jane kim and malia cohen for bringing on this initiative for us. growing up in the bayview hunters point back in the early '80s and '90s wasn't always easy. some of us have felonies on our records because of hearsay, not of actual crimes that we committed. because of the discrimination and the pipeline to prison and the color of our skin, we are often categorized and cast out of everything. so, i do believe that thi

has worked this much. a lot of times these publicity stunts -- the stuff she has done though has worked. >> i think we are getting tired of it though. it has. you are right. it has worked and we are talking about her selling tickets for her tour. but now it is like, oh god another thing. oh gosh what is happening? who is her tour director and her artistic director? who is the adult that is saying okay or you have this idea? this will work. does she have a publicist? >> she has a good drug dealer. >> she has a huge team. she is an a-team. everything is calculated giant that makes it sad. you have all of that money and that's what you are doing. >> the tragedy is she made "party in the usa" an even more unlistenable song. it was a great song. andy you used to play it all the time when you worked out. >> i can't anymore. >> she soiled it and she soiled your ears. >> how do we know that was a feaux clinton? i saw no evidence that was a mask. >> that is so true. >> joanne i i have gotten to the end of the giving a crap about miley cyrus. i feel sorry for kids -- for parents who took kids to the concert. they have to fake explain what happened on the stage. on the oth

has steadily followed the federal debt. the only time it has been departing from that was with quantitative easing. thehe debt has gone up, price of gold has gone down, and that hasally weird. when you track that and figure out where the data is, it is specifically because of quantitative easing distorting impact on the price of gold. >> and a lot of places got hurt last year. gold was down 20% and silver down 36%. we had a lot of banks warning that old would be going down just lastto winter, week, morgan stanley said more pain ahead. what is your take on that? >> i don't think so. when you look at gold, there are two separate pieces. investors in gold have been investing in a lot of electronic derivatives and proxies for gold. the east has been buying a lot of physical gold. that demand has gone up. china in 2013 look like they bought 1000 tons, making them the number one buyer of gold in the world. >> do you have a concern about a possible gold shortage? >> absolutely. >> my parents are chinese. when they buy gold, they hold for the long-term. in a sense, they hoard it, because they want to generation. they are not in it for the quick pop, but western investors

has advanced parkinson's, so she has had to live in a nursing home. that has been tough for someone who has been independent her whole life. she has given us so many values that we carry forward. one of those, for me, is the ability to stand among a group of people who do not at all agree with you and say things that are unpopular. my dad was much more of a crowd these are, much more of a sit back, listen, see how you can persuade quietly. my mom was full speed ahead. she never took a deep breath and never paused in telling someone what she believed. >> how many boys and how many girls? >> 2 boys, 4 sisters, five of us girls. the advantage is, i was right in the middle. the other advantage is that i was not the same size as my sisters. as far as sharing clothes and who got to wear what, i escaped all of that. my sisters are all very accomplished and quite capable. to give you a story, and i know a lot of people do not believe this, but when i first introduced my husband, i brought him home for the weekend and we were dating. when we got into the car to leave, he said, if you would have told me you are the quietest person in your f

has to become robocop he is aware he has his augmentative memories, and he has to deal with this nightmare his life has become, so the character arc was much clearer in the sense. and then i come from the theater. i am quite used to playing roles that have already been played by great actors before, so i think if you go down that line of thought you are already proven. tavis: before i ask how you got into this, how it became your chosen field of endeavor, "the ."lling d want to say a word of this? this hasn in, it has been canceled, and netflix finally. .> it is the original zombie it keeps coming back from the dead. i just feel glad we're able to give the conclusion of the story. stuck with the show are quite passionate about it, so i feel happy to be able to give them a conclusion. >> netflix isn't the worst place to be these days. >> for once i am able to talk like the character really would talk. it seems like the first scene would be an avalanche of cuss words. would gete seasons he nasty. >> that will be on netflix, not pbs, but we will all be watching. let me close by asking all this began -- how all this began. for those who will become fans, they want to know the back story. in yourthis happen native country? >> i had this idea after high school that i was going to go years.ng for seven i was going to work for money and then go traveling for seven years and decide what i wanted to do. tavis: why seven? >> i don't know. it was just a number. i did that for three years. inave a c

has fled there are reports that he has just offered his resignation but that is not confirmed but what we can see is that there has been a coup the deal agreed to has been broken and the congress in harkov has declared that any decisions taken by this parliament now have been taken without the work to subpoena sion of the majority of the party of regions and communist delegates and that any of its decisions are invalid because they have been made under threats of violence and death by the mobs that were literally sieging the parliament and are now in physical control of it. so who do you think's in charge of the country now. that is the question. essentially no one person is in control of the country right now and we have seen quite clearly that klitschko yes. it's in your can john to block the three main opposition leaders they are not in control of what they have agreed to multiple times first the truce then this deal with the e.u. has been broken by the militants of the might not. last night klitschko went to a meeting of the my don he was booed whistled at and made to apologize when he was interrupted from the crowd that was upset that he would shake hands with the murderer yannick over

has been in a downward spiral. society has been polarized and the economy has been decimated. contradictions that exist in venezuela do not exist anywhere else. while the country has the world's largest proven oil reserves, it has the largest debt in latin america. freedom, of economic venezuela has the third highest homicide rate in the world. muchcent months under euro, the situation has become more acute. we now have unprecedented levels of scarcity and a yearly inflation rate topping 56%. you are more likely to be kidnapped and in iraq and libya. war zones in other countries are safer than venezuela. venezuela is ready to explode at any moment. panelists are experts, having served in the government and continue to be champions of freedom in the americas. of -- andsident president of the center for freedom and democracy. -- please join me in welcoming mark. [applause] thanks to heritage and to all of you for being here and heritage for hosting this meeting. the marches that began a few weeks ago have gained in numbers and strength over the most recent days. the government has responded violently and aggressively, leaving at least 10 dead, 300 wounded, 100 imprisoned, and over 50 students unaccounted for. in

has trade has budget deficits, has a current see -- has a currency which is being devalued day after day. the graymarket or the black market is very different from the current official rate. >> what does that mean, ukraine, money good and venezuela is money bad? >> when you look at your isinoes, the first failure greece. after that, you look at portugal and then cyprus and ireland as the weakest countries on that domino chain. obviously, germany being the strongest of the mall. greece defaulted. as we know, ireland hasme fully back and is growing again. that even has proven greece will be the fastest-growing economy in all of europe if you listen to world .ank rejections when i look at emerging markets, they are under a lot of pressure. when you look at what happened in the month of january and over a six week time frame, you had latin america, argentina, venezuela, and in brazil that is under perfect -- under pressure. and eastern europe came under pressure. it was mostly ukraine followed by turkey. and you could throw in hungary as well, and the south african press as well. on the whole of the emerging markets, the most likely to restructure his venezuela. are very likely to take a bailout package. and officials from around the , russia, eu and the u.s. equivalent of the troika will be there for the ukraine. will there be a for venezuela? i don't think so. not coming from the u.s. or the eu. probably their closest ally is not a position for that. you have a long stretch to get to secure oilnt from

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has been the minister of finance, he has been the central banker, he has been the minister of foreign affairs. he has done a range of things. he's been the speaker of the house, speaker of the rada, the parliament. so he has great experience in all aspects of this. again big challenges. he understands the need for a competent government that can negotiate with the imf and the european union and the americans and as well with the russians. >> well and speaking of the russians they conducted massive military operations today. what are they up to? >> it is a good question. they of course say it is just to test the readiness. that doesn't stand up. they clearly are trying to send signals. but the ukrainians i believe so far and my recommendation would be, don't be provoked. we can recall, in 2008, when the georgians were provoked and they fell into a trap and the russians invaded georgia. that shouldn't happen here. secretary kerry says that should be a grave mistake to invade any part of ukraine. >> how about the economy? how does ukraine get the economy back on track? >> ukraine needs an infusion of cash, of loans. the estimates are 35 billion over two years. the russians of course have promised 15 billion