ha ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha ha! and we laugh. ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! whaaaa! remember that waitress who spilled a drink on you? oh, you mean that overdeveloped, orange-haired hussy? yes. [ laughs ] yeah, what was her name? uh, they called her... dotty! dotty! dizzy dotty! dizzy dotty! what a name! [ both laugh ] [ laughing loudly ] hanson's bar? yeah. dotty? yeah, this is j.j. i was down there a week ago. you spilled a drink on us. yeah. oh, that wasn't my girlfriend. i am tired of being one of the guys! i am a woman! right on, t.c. and, t.c., don't be ashamed to show it. j.j.'s like every other man. if you want to cook his goose, you got to catch his eye. there ain't no shame in shaking before baking. what do you mean? honey, you got to be feminine. there's a definite feminine walk, okay? now watch. now, that would turn the heads of most men. yeah! and a few rhinos. the girls that turn j.j. on walk like that? no, they walk like this. ba-ya gah-gah dow-dow bow-bow bow-bow bow dow-dow see dee bee bop dow-dow dae plop! well, there are other ways, t.c. you see, a

ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, ha, what? nothing, if that fantasy helps you. it's true. that's why i bought themthese doughnuts. oh, florence, florence. there are two kinds of people in this world-- employers and dirt. i've had enough. i should tell these rich so-and-sos what i think of them. the jeffersons, my favorite tenants. thanks for bringing upthe cleaning. hey, right. weez, hang these up. i'm sweating from carrying that ton of clothing. but knowing it's yours, it felt like half that. then how abouthalf a tip? mr. jefferson, "half a tip." that's it, ralph. thank you. i brought some doughnuts. oh, thank you, florence. here's a glazed one for you because you're so sweet, a french chocolate for me because i'm ooh-la-la. for you, here's a little one [doorbell] come in! hi, everybody. see, helen. i told you i smelled doughnuts. sit down and join us. oh, i'm sorry. florence just came from the bakery. i bought a dozen assorted for you. thank you, florence. for me? for us. thank you, florence.that was thoughtful. i like doing little things for nice people. then get mesome

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. he doesn'tsound like flipper. he soundslike shamu. well, josh, we better get baking. jeff? this batch is almost done. all we have to do is glaze the cinnamon rolls. jennifer, you gota little flouron your nose. oh, gosh. is it gone? no, it's on the side. ow! yes, but it was the nicest poke in the eye i've ever received. hi. hey. hi. jennifer,can i talk to you? i think you wenta little overboard powdering your nose. you don't think it's a good look for me? oh, god, no. i'm going to freshen up. can you stir that? hey, mallory, my brother jeff said to say hi. oh, as if i care. huh? uh, i--i said, oh, have you been to the world's fair? i could have sworn you'd said, "as if i-- ow! so how is jeff doing? well, after jeff graduated summa cum laude in french from princeton, he landed a job in paris-- vice president i guessjeff's too busy to havea social life. he hasn't gone out much since getting married, and gigi likes to relax when she gets home. she says it's really tiring being an astrophysicist. oh, shesays that, huh? in french. she sounds

ha. ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha. heh heh. so, kirk, did anything happen to you this evening that you'd like to discuss-- knock it off, louise. john told me you saw me with my ex-wife. i'm going to tell you what i told him. i don't want to talk about her. there must be something you'd like to tell us about your marriage. what's to tell? we were a couple of kids. she was crazy about me. we got hitched, but we were just too different. she was a vegetarian. i was strictly meat and potatoes. we had absolutely nothing in common. yeah, uh, kirk, um... we, uh... we know. what were you all doing, spying on me? you know us better than that. we were not spying on you. louis was. just great. well, go ahead. come on. laugh it up! i don't care if you all die laughing. running away won't help. the hell it won't. leave me alone! come on, kirk. come on. come out of there! we're not going to laugh at you. we're your friends. i'm staying where i am! excuse me. it's time for our aerobics class. oh, right. come on in. we had a little problem. i co

that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed la cucaracha, la cucaracha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha la cucaracha, ala di, di, di... whee! ed. nobody home. you and that silly boomerang. i told you not to disturb me. you're working too hard, wilbur. let's have some fun. i can't. this is the most important assignment i ever had. if mr. foster likes these sketches, i could become an executive in his company. even an executive takes a coffee break. but not a boomerang break. and i'm going to get rid of this thing. ed: hey! that's mine! (ed chuckling) that's not so funny. hey! you've lost your sense of humor. oh, daddy? i am not your daddy. oh, will you buy me a kite? a kite? yeah, every kid has a kite. you're not a kid. i'm only 8 years old. ed, i have very important work to do. -oh... oh... -please. (ed sobbing) i want a kite. (pounding on door) look, will you lay off those crocodile tears? who never had a kite. okay, okay. i'll phone the toy store and get you a kite. l l with mr. foster, i also recommended that his construction firm hire wilbur as their head architect. oh, roge

ha ha ha! a 3 in a million chance. ha ha ha ha, mchale. mchale and his pirates, they've been selling this stuff for seafood. they've been getting rid of a fortune without knowing it. ha ha ha. you know what this means? - that there are probably a lot more pearls in the rest of the oysters. i'll have the chef open them and check, sir. - don't be ridiculous. - oh. - don't be ridiculous. do you realize that when sutter found all that gold in california, it would have all been his if he'd have just kept his big mouth shut. - what would you suggest, sir? - oh, yes. - there's a fortune down there in mchale's lagoon, just waiting to be plucked. what are you waiting for, boy, on the double hubba, hubba, hubba. - yes, sir. - oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, it's so nice to know that you're on my side...at last. you're working very slow, elroy, shake a leg, shake a leg. mchale will be back soon. - well, sir, it's just my uniform, i don't want to get it too wet, sir. - oh, never mind your uniform. with all the pearls we're going to find here, we'l

ha. - ha, ha. - ha, ha, ha. - ha, ha, ha, ha. - ronny, that's enough. ralph is company. let him have the last word. (laughter) now boys, remember you are friends, and no matter how much you hate each other, that's what counts. - friends? ha, ha, ha. - now mother you better jiggle him, his needle is stuck. - look, you boys wait right here and don't move. i've got to go see blanche. oh, i wish you'd heard what my mother said about friendship to my father when he came home late at night. - mrs. burns? well, what did she say? - yeah? - well i don't know. they use to chase me out of the room. i was too young to listen. (laughter) (laughter) - i better get those boys together before gracie gets them further apart. (laughter) - cbs meet nbc. (laughter) mind if i sit between you? wonder what time this bus gets to pittsburgh. (laughter) you know before i met your mother, i worked audiences like this? (laughter) - ralph is being very stubborn and pigheaded about this. he thinks i'm trying to take his girl away from him, but madeline was just trying to make him jealous. - ha, ha, ha

course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed la cucaracha, la cucaracha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha la cucaracha, ala di, di, di... whee! ed. nobody home. you and that silly boomerang. i told you not to disturb me. you're working too hard, wilbur. let's have some fun. i can't. this is the most important assignment i ever had. if mr. foster likes these sketches, i could become an executive in his company. even an executive takes a coffee break. but not a boomerang break.

ha ha ha ha ha ha! was what she wanted to say, but what she actually said was... >> look, it's a great country... chris, you better hope that woman never finds the precious. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: speaking of bone deep sexism, obviously you've got a lot of questions like you are going to be the only woman you go on the air. >> yes. >> stephen: congratulationons that. (cheers and applause) >> yes. >> stephen: but, i mean, listen, do you get tired of that question? why do i have to, you know, bear the weight of being a woman -- >> quite honestly before i started this process, i didn't even know women could talk. so -- turns out they can. >> stephen: that's amazing. congratulations. >> you: from time to time. >> stephen: do you, really? i do. >> stephen: sometimes -- and sri womanly hips, so i'm halfway there. >> yes. i do notice that you do reference your own man parts with a pretty astonishing frequency. >> stephen: occasionally. no, i think more than -- >> stephen: i used to but not

ha ha ha ha. and to think i was beginning to suspect the boy. you know, i almost thought that for a minute there he tried to trip me on purpose. ha ha ha ha. oh, look at that. golden rod. - golden rod? - he knows i'm allergic to golden rod. ah-choo. - ah, it couldn't have been intentional, sir. at least i don't think it was. - here. let me get rid of them. - ah-choo. - carpenter's coming. - i'll back up. well, we better be on our way, captain. - where are you running off to now, mchale? - oh, we have to go get back to headquarters. carpenter wants us to scratch your name off the door. - oh, he does, does he, that sneaky little rat. - oh, hi, captain. have i got news for you. - i've got news for you, too, you ambitious punk. stripping my office, sending me golden rods, you crazy. - golden rod? but, sir, i don't understand. i don't know what you're talking-- - ah, ah, ah, but you better get out of here, sir, because, you see, the captain is in no mood for visitors. - yeah, a poor man in his condition can get violent, boy. - aah! you get out of here, carter. - aah! - but i don't understand. oh, i don't understand it. i just wanted to tell him

ha ha! thank you--ha ha ha! ha ha! thank--welcome to "family feud," everybody! i'm your man steve harvey and, boy, we got another good one for you today, folks. from dawsonville, georgia, it's the simmons family. [cheering and applause] and from oaktown--oakland, california, baby, the bay area-- it's the calhoun family. [cheering and applause] everybody's here trying to win theirself a lot of cash and the possibility of driving out of here in a brand-new ford fusion. i got a lot of money to give away! let's go get it! give me cole. give me candy. let's go. ["family feud" theme playing] guys, here we go. we've got the top 8 answers on the board. instead of poker, name another card game you'd be surprised people stripped while playing. candy? >> spades. steve: spades. cole. >> go fish.

ha ha! - ha ha ha. and those silly boys said you were so ferocious. - oh? ha ha ha! - hey, skip, then you're not mad we got a girl stowaway? - ha ha ha! me mad? ha ha ha! i could have busted every one of you down to a private seaman, you bunch of fouled-up eightballs! - now, wait a minute, skip. - yeah, skip. let us explain. - we had nothing to do with her stowing away. - tell him, babette. - he is right. it was my idea. but i thought it would be fun to be here with virgil and the boys. - fun? do you all realize what would happen - we're soon going to find out, skip. here he comes now. - jumping torpedoes! virge, get her out of here, fast. - but, monsieur-- - move! and keep her quiet. and get out of here. the rest of you guys, look alive. and if you know any prayers, say them. - now i lay me down to sleep-- - oh, get up out of there. - so, sir, you really think that if the deal with that frenchman bergerac goes through, it could mean a promotion for you? - of course. if the navy can buy molony island from him, we can use it as an additional supply depot, double our ca

whoo ha ha ha! whoo ha ha! whoo ha! god, i love this job! oh, man! can't you go any faster? floor this thing! i can't! it's my wife's brand-new car! and i'm not going any faster. you're doing 65 now. 65? oh, shoot! get your damn foot off the pedal and put it on my damn floor! yeah, yeah. we're eastbound on 4th. we're in the tunnel. we're in pursuit of red bmw. driver caucasian, blond hair. plate number: 24-adam-henry-174. dispatcher: use caution. you are westbound 2nd street. 20-william-12 on southbound figueroa approaching 2nd. you're heading straight towards each other. somebody back off. ok. roger. what did she say? she said we're about to have an accident. you're gonna get us killed! i know what i'm doin'! [horns blare] no, no! 20-william-12, we're gonna stick with the red. you chase down the blue. 20-william-15, this is 20-william-12. that's confirmed. you got red, we're going with the blue one. what's the pursuit, sir? we got a dual pursuit-- 20-william-15 and 20-william-12. who's that? riggs and murtaugh. and the squad. 20 bucks on riggs and murtaugh. who's driving? mu

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. hey, archie. you really haven't changed a bit. except maybe you're eating a little bit better. oh, jeez. otherwise you still look like the same old meathead. [chuckles] how about some snick-snacks here, joe? serve him something, will you? no, no, no. wait a second. wait a second, there. what did you just call him? nothing, nothing, nothing. meathead. oh! the boys down at the plant hung that on arch first day on the job. right, meathead? ha-ha-ha. yeah. i wanna hear those old stories. why did all you guys call him meathead? well, you know. you know, arch was a little nervous the first day on the job. so he picks up this big crate of machine parts. next thing you know, bang, he drops the machine parts like a meathead. yeah, yeah, yeah. seems like it was just yesterday, huh? today too. [mouths words] what was that, edith? nothing. she didn't say nothing. nothing. what are you laughing about? ain't you got nothing to do? get outta here! oh, i'm sorry. i gotta go wash up. i'll be back later. meathead. get away from me! [archie mimics la

ha ha ha ha ha ha! was what she wanted to say, but what she actually said was... >> look, it's a great country... chris, you better hope that woman never finds the precious. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: speaking of bone deep sexism, obviously you've got a lot of questions like you are going to be the only woman you go on the air. >> yes. >> stephen: congratulationons that. (cheers and applause) >> yes. >> stephen: but, i mean, listen, do you get tired of that question? why do i have to, you know, bear the weight of being a woman -- >> quite honestly before i started this process, i didn't even know women could talk. so -- turns out they can. >> stephen: that's amazing. congratulations. >> you: from time to time. >> stephen: do you, really? i do. >> stephen: sometimes -- and sri womanly hips, so i'm halfway there. >> yes. i do notice that you do reference your own man parts with a pretty astonishing frequency. >> stephen: occasionally. no, i think more than -- >> stephen: i used to but no

ha ha! ( pantg ) ladies and gentlemen, these are fake magicians! - and good night. - ( chimes ) ha ha ha ha! whathould we do with all this money? buy something that makes something invisible. yeah, that's a great idea. i know a guy-- ( stammers ) wa-wa-wait, i see something i want. awesome! i chubby wubby you! ha ha ha ha! chubby doll is the best. - yes, he is. - flute cop: come in, axe cop. axe cop, i just wanted to check in on uni-baby. ( whispers ) i'm trying, just give me a second. because you're judging me. you don't have to say anything. it's that look. - ( growls ) - axe cop-- ( beeps ) hey, i think we should go back home and check on uni-baby. no. send chubby doll back. that way we can stay here in magic world and have even more fun. ( uni-baby crying ) i'm going to blow this baby's head off! - do it! - what the heck?! axe cop, the computer brains of those cyborgs come on, let's go save the baby. no, i don't want to! we're not done having fun yet. ( pants ) you are undearrest. abra-ca-handcuffs. fine, we'll go check on uni-baby. ( chimes ) ahh, isn't this great? so-ooo great. yea

ha ha! ha! ha ha ha! huh? i'll get your door fixed in just a few minutes, edith. michael: come on, gloria. let's go. come on, irene. that was a funny joke. you didn't laugh at it. what's the big idea? bye, everybody. edith: bye! hey, ma, have a nice time in scranton. thanks. bye, daddy. [laughs] i got the sandwiches! [laughing] we'll see you tomorrow night if you're still up when we get home. have a good time in the woods. say hello to the pinko patrol up there. yeah, all right. hurry up, will you? i'm so worried about going away for the whole weekend. are you sure you're gonna be all right? i'm a grown man, edith. i can take care of myself. ow! jeez! you strangled my nail. i'm sorry. you want me to kiss it and make it better? shush! irene's standing there! you want me to kiss it and make it better? cut the funnies, huh, irene? will you hurry up? if you don't get that dress there to scranton in time, they'll be baptizing the baby in the nude. come on! come on! you're missing that bus. the last bus to scranton leaves at 5:00 tonight. yeah, all right. all your meals are in the icebox. everyt

. >> i'm not sure if this is the appropriate response for that but ha, ha, ha, ha,ha. >> you can't feel because the other motorist was moving out of the way. fine dude. i'm out of your way. see you later. i'm out of wait. >>> now in australia, looks like it's rain, rider is swerving through traffic trying to get going. eek. but as he does that he comes up on a turn, takes it too wide and ends up crashing into the vehicle right in the other lane. >> riding beyond his skill level for sure, on wet road, come on brother. >> you fool. >> yeah there's certain rules on a motorcycle you can't cheat, can't get away with, and this was short one of them, fortunately the driver was wearing all the right gear and had a good sense of humor and decided to share this video so others can learn from his mistake. >>> they say birds of a feather flock together and these three are stuck in what we call a duck pile. thankfully near by engineers came to the rescue. >> are they really stuck? can't they fly. >> not out of something so narrow. so they lowered the bucket down and they will maneuver the bucket all

. >> i'm not sure if this is the appropriate response for that but ha, ha, ha, ha,ha. >> you can't feel bad because the other motorist was moving out 6 of the way. fine dude. i'm out of your way. i'm out of wait. >>> now in australia, looks like it's rain, rider is swerving through traffic trying to get going. eek. but as he does that he comes up on a turn, takes it too wide and ends up crashing into the vehicle right in the other lane. >> riding beyond his skill level for sure, on wet road, come on brother. >> you fool. >> yeah there's certain rules on a motorcycle you can't cheat, can't get away with, and this was short one of them, fortunately the driver was wearing all the right gear and had a good sense of humor and decided to share this video so others can learn from his mistake. flock together and these three are stuck in what we call a duck pile. thankfully near by engineers came to the rescue. >> are they really stuck? can't they fly. >> not out of something so narrow. so they lowered the bucket down and they will maneuver the bucket all wait to the top. >> here's number two. >

ha ha ha ha ha ha. yeah. go ahead and laugh, but as soon as i get financing, you're going to see these babies in every store. you'll be as thrilled to get into my jeans as i would be to get into yours. trust me. you'd have a better chance of getting into the taj mahal carrying a dead cow. god, i'm going to miss this place. after my divorce. yeah. me, too. well, here and bloomingdale's. hello, everyone! louise. hey, louise. what's this? why the long faces? oh, i know what it is. silly me. you're all in the proverbial dumps because the community center's closing tonight. well, i'll fix that. louise, what are you doing? oh, i know what you're thinking, mary beth. i swear, i do believe that poor woman has had one too many mint juleps. and i know what you're thinking, kirk. i wasn't thinking anything. precisely. louise, what's there to celebrate about tonight? well, sometimes when things seem darkest, they have a way of changing for the better. take my childhood friend agnes for example. when she was 19, she entere

ha ha ha ha. laughing at you, as she lays there pretending to enjoy it, when we all know she rather be with the postman. [laughing] am i right? i'm right, aren't i? aren't i? ha ha ha ha! oh, you're right. oh. [screaming] daddy! daddy! daddy! daddy! sir-- daddy! daddy! daddy! sir--you've been in a coma, sir. just relax. just relax. just relax. [gasping] hey. sir. this is your lucky day. [laughing] [laughter echoing] [woman sobbing] she's screaming. i'll handle it. are you sure we should keep her? she's perfect. don't you agree, mr. conrad? what chapter are you on? the part where she's at the coal mines. say what you will about his writing, maeve, it's fascinating the way he weaves characters into situations, right? yeah, i mean, i'm not sure what i think of it. it's slightly obtuse. yeah, he tends to be that way. i probably should have warned you. he's not really anything like sir arthur conan doyle. [chuckles] still my favorite. guess what. what? i think the stalker's gone. the emails have stopped. really? since when? two weeks ago. why didn't you tell me? i wanted to make sure. no, i haven't gotten any. what about the phone calls? no more heavy breathing on

ha ha ha ha ha. but what was the first words that god said to mankind? irst blessed them then he said be fruitful, multiply. fill the earth, subdue and take dominion. so the peoples who do have children, and raise more children, they are going to gradually outpopulate and therefore, more likely begin to subdue and take dominion. >> and are you concerned that the birth rate in muslim families is much higher right now than the birth rate in christian families? >> yes, that's specifically so, yes. you? >> it is a concern, if they became more radical. but we pray for the muslim people, that they will come to faith in christ. >> but you're praying for conversion? >> well, yes because that's where their blessing before everyone not just them. we pray for jews and the islamics, all these countries in the world, every country is being prayed for no amelia earhart who they are. no matter who they are. >> on this day, they are joined by their grandson zadoch. he is also concerned about global religious conflicts. >> people that are dying because i.s.i.s. is killing

ha ha ha ha ha. we have to go in the planks. get in plank position. on your knees or toes take the ball from the right to the left hand, back and forth. trying to keep that body straight, trying to keep it from moving with the ball. >> a minute of that will wear you out. >> it will knock you down. after this, stretch. >> i like that. i like that. can you work in any cardio with the ball? >> yes, ma'am you can. take it up and say you have a person facing you, you guys will go right and left, you will shuffle together. the way down as far as -- depending how many room you have and back and forth. now you can do this, this also works your upper body, right? arms, shoulders, back. i like it. >> we have a new updated upgraded fabulous website, go in, sign up to get in the good stuff. and that is what we want you to do. or come visit me. >> now you have a basketball work out to do. lyndsay after the show you and i can do the basketball work out together. >> lyndsay: sounds like a plan after we eat the new batch of food that just arrived. okay, charlotte moto

ha ha ha ha. laughing at you, as she lays there pretending to enjoy it, when we all know she rather be with the postman. [laughing] am i right? i'm right, aren't i? aren't i? ha ha ha ha! oh, you're right. oh.

whoo ha ha ha! whoo ha ha! whoo ha! god, i love this job! oh, man! can't you go any faster? floor this thing! i can't! it's my wife's brand-new car! d i'm not going any faster. you're doing 65 now. 65? oh, shoot! get your damn foot off the pedal and put it on my damn floor! yeah, yeah. we're eastbound on 4th. we're in the tunnel. we're in pursuit of red bmw. driver caucasian, blond hair. plate number: 24-adam-henry-174. dispatcher: use caution. you are westbound 2nd street. 20-william-12 on southbound figueroa approaching 2nd. you're heading straight towards each other. somebody back off. ok. roger. what did she say? she said we're about to have an accident. you're gonna get us killed! i know what i'm doin'! [horns blare]

ha ha ha! ha ha ha! >> he'll watch you and his hope is that you will make a mistake so he can either get out or fight with you. that is his plan, that's what he does 24 hours a day. >> every time i see them, it's to make their eight hours as stressful as possible. >> inmate hymes, we need you to turn around -- nope! >> nope. i'm not going to turn around. you know, whatever that may be, be making noise all day. whatever i can do to make their eight hours as stressful as possible. they say, well, i'm going home, i'm going home. but, yeah, when you go home, you'll be back tomorrow. >> close it. close it. >> hold it. >> hold it. >> come on. >> [ bleep ]. >> that's the thing about this place. well, kick me out of prison. if they don't want me here, kick me out. >> eventually transferred to san quentin state prison, the man who is arguably california's most violent inmate completed his sentence and was released in 2007. >> you have people locked up in this, this type of environment and then you release them to