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has 18%. newt gingrich has 12%. colorado just under 12%, santorum has 50%. gingrich has 21%. romney has 19%. ron paul coming in with 10%. rick santorum got a much needed win tonight with 55% of precincts reporting. romney 25, paul 12%. gingrich is not running there. for the latest let's now go live in washington, d.c. with more on tonight's out come and start with what this means for santorum moving forward. >> this is going to be big for santorum going forward. i want to take you to some live pictures. this is his campaign headquarters what he's looking at is basically all these people waiting for him to come out and make that victory speech. he chose to be in missouri tonight. but i really have to put this into perspective for you. when you talk about the missouri primary, there are zero delegates they're going to be holding it next month and that's where the delegates will get handed out. what rick santorum has now. bragging rights. remember newt gingrich isn't on the ballot. you have to think about in terms of the fact this was an opportunity for rick santorum to prove he was a conservative alternative to mitt romney and that's exactly what he did. >> how damaging is this what's happening tonight to romney's campaign? >> reporter: i have to tell you a little bit about mitt romney's campaign is essentially handling what's happening tonight p even before the vote started today before went out to caucus site. his campaign sent out e-mail reminding everyone of course missouri primary essentially meant nothing. zero delegates at state. you have to think back past elections they came out and said -- we have the organization, we have the cash, everything can move forward. mitt romney's campaign is trying to spin this in a positive manner. >> what's happening today had to do with potential for drawing this sight out even longer than it was expected to go? >> reporter: well, you have all these candi

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has to be jealousy because california has everything to operate has the it has the mountains it has the desert gorgeous great food great weather like what i usually name ugh yeah exactly like i was on your side of the city was really i was on your side this morning i thought my summer i'm picking on california and then i had to listen to you explain how wonderful california was for about five minutes and i literally was like where. do you live people who chose to go with the sea is not a state but i got all excited i was scrolling down papering out like oh where's. like the most hated place it would obviously have been california like you we're the. virgin yeah it was like in the top five number one was hawaii virginia wasn't far behind colorado tennessee with excel to kota people like south dakota overqualified oh you're going to get all those south dakota you know ours are going to collapse he said you know there was actually and that's the nation was saying that a lot of conservatives see california as kind of where all the evil comes from the only woodley. pot smoker and that also were ronald reagan and nixon and you know minus reagan one it's convenient yeah. ok let's see what is going to happening in georgia i don't know where georgia ranks on this list of popular states but obviously we've seen a lot of crazy stuff going on with these insane bills you know that are trying to limit abortions now we have this crazy one in virginia and so we've spoken about some of the counter measures that people try to introduce but i kind of like this one coming legislator in georgia i take a look. this bill has been drafted for all women who have the wherewithal to choose it is time where mincha still the same question an invasion of privacy that women face for years. so what this bill would do exactly is it would ban the practice of male sterilization except in cases where man pieces serious health risks without one. are you damn good idea i love that woman i have to say i like her she's like this is what you put us through and i want you to know but yeah i mean it's a natural right to bare legs and over if you're a man by certain lesion well he doesn't like the fact that you really mean that he's having castration. you know. i mean if you i want to make a very funny point and i appreciate it do you think it's a real bill though what if you know she was salut lee is proposing this but i mean there's been all kinds of bills and amendments like that where it's like if that passed that would be insane but people brought up a you know certain different provisions of measures to try to make them

has that cultural down market appeal in a way that romney has proven again and again in the primary he has not. >> who has run the better campaign? santorum has no money, no endorsements. >> he's coming off an 18-point loss in pennsylvania. >> six years ago. >> exactly. yet he's leading the national field, did well in those two states. sometimes the most rational analysis doesn't fit the way the politics actually work. >> let's look at "the wall street journal." not its opinion columns but news. quote, mr. santorum doesn't come with the type of political baggage that gingrich had, said one obama adviser. he haslity to go farther and much more likely to be a potential nominee. direct i directing attacks against mr. santorum is under discussion at the headquarters in chicago, he added. it doesn't sound like they're moving very fast. >> no. >> my hunch is that they want santorum to do all the damage he can, right? >> exactly. >> rough up romney. maybe at best beat him. but at least rough him up as much as possible between now and tampa. >> and drag it well into the spring, if not the summer. i think the posture right now is, go, rick, go. they want him to do well in michigan. michigan is an open primary. democrats can vote there. they are going to have to say that they are republicans at the polling place, but they can show up there and vote. if a couple thousand democrats show up in michigan, i think it could help. >> the country is dropping the debates like flies. the cnn debate is now dead down there. wouldn't everybody like to see a mano-e-mano between santorum and romney now? just the two

has been forced to rely on china, a long-time ally. >>> a ratings agency has downgraded countries under scoring the financial crisis. the business team has the latest. ai. >> s&p has done the same thing and now moody's has downgraded italy and spain. it dropped italy, portugal and slovakia and malta and slashed spain by two notches. countries with the highest were spared downgrades. it lowered for france and austria from stable to negative. these two nations could face a rating cut. it listed britain to negative. it is bringing continued issue over the economic reforms. it made the decision after standard & poor's 500 downgraded nine eurozone countries, including france last month. separately, the eu welcomed greece's approach of the austerity measures. >> yesterday, the greek parliament served a crucial step forward. >> eu monetary affairs commissioner said the decision reflects the resolve of the greek people to tackle their fiscal problems. greek parties must now make a pledge in writing to actually execute the austerity plan. the eurozone nations are ready to hold another finance minister meeting on wednesday to finalize the bailout package once greece satisfies all of the conditions. among the news surrounding the eurozone, the euro is lower against the dollar and yen. euro dollar at the middle row is currently at 1.3169 to 3171. euro yen is at 102.07 to 12. investors are selling the euro taking the cue from moody's. the downside is limited as greece's approval is keeping the market relatively calm. shared prices changed little on tuesday morning as investors keep a watchful eye on debt problems. they are on the sidelines before the finance minister meeting to discuss the greek bailout deal. the nikkei at 8,983. the topix is at 781. here is the long-term interest rates. this is the yield on the bench mark ten-year japanese bond. >>> barack obama has unveiled a fiscal plan for 2013 that includes cuts in military spending and higher taxes for the rich. that's because 2012 will likely leave the country with the second highest definite on record. -- deficit on record. >> recovery is speeding up. the last thing we can afford to do right now is go back to the policies that got us into the mess in the first place. the budget that we're releasing today is a reflection of shared responsibility. >> he added proposal calls for a more even distribution of the tax burden among the population. obama predicts the deficit will top $1.3 trillion through september. that is the fourth time in a row that america's annual deficit exceeds $1 trillion. this comes as a delay in economic recovery which is dampening tax revenue. the tax revenue will shrink to $9 billion in october. he will be unable to deliver on the promise of cutting the budget in half with his four years in office. >>> japanese equipment maker olympus says they are impacted on the scan

has been the there for many years. she has been a participant at the neighborhood center, she has been a leader in the community that has been active on some many issues involving the rights of tenants. she has fought for so many years to make sure that we bring the necessary resources for the housing community, and in particular, focusing on the needs of young people. there are some many young people whose lives have been touched by mama georgia. if you need to know what is happening in the neighborhood, she is the person to go to. you can sometimes run into her on the 67 bus line. if you are lucky enough to run in to her, you can enjoy a pleasant conversation, and you are always struck by the down to earth at the very real way that she interact with people. the list of attributes and goes on and on, we are proud that she is here, and you can see some members of the community are here with her. it is truly an honor for me to recognize on behalf of the board of supervisors, for being a leader in the community for over 36 years, for the many hours of volunteer work, for being a steadfast senior program participants. for the constant advocacy and efforts to bring a first of the housing community, and for being the unofficial mayor. thank you for working in our community. [applause] >> firstly, i want to give honor to almighty for allowing me to see another day, another hour. he didn't have to do it, but he did. to let me live this long. i only asked to live to be 50. and have one kid. i ended up having four boys. after i by past 50 and may 81 and a half, that didn't do. 82 1/2 didn't do. 83 1/2, that is what i am. who thought i would hang around this long? espinola, your face. it is nice to have my friends and family and the housing authority, the commission of people with me, and my sisters. my god-children, my baby son, would you come up here? i want you all to know that i do everything from my heart because my father was a preacher. there were seven of us, for boys and three girls. my dad did not believe in laying around, but we had to saying. we traveled all across the country. it was just all over the world. after all the traveling, i ended up here in san francisco. and i love san francisco. when i first moved to alameda, [unintelligible] lt met me tell you something, love. where is alameda? you don't know alameda? i said it as a girl. anyway, we went to the map . down 280. you want to do quality work for you, you have to come out there. they walked around and let everyone know. it is he that has made us that way ourself. you know better than that. the man is looking into booking. the rest of that, the only way to hell. i taught them how to write their resume, and do something with their hands of a van carrying guns around. don't be ashamed if you don't know how to read and write. come to my house. we take time with the kids. we take time of the kids. kids these days are ashamed to let you know that they are just there. they are jack and jill, went up the hill. come on down to earth and to try to learn something. tried have your own business. you don't have to work for nobody to get the bucks. i know you all know i am telling the truth. god loves you, and he said, this is everybody through the police. i said, that is right. i am the only black mayor, i can do that. i want to thank you all for listening to me. and and we need a place like recollection. you'll need to come out there. take them out there yourself. we try to improve, and it has everything quiet. we have a police s

has arrived in afghanistan to improve the situation of women but i don't think it has brought many improvements. expectation that to be the suspect it has a women has a human i'm not cussing that has a sub sub classes or subhuman so that's all right but we need and what we fight for the. welfare of those of us. download the official. to i phone or i pod touch from the i.q. exam still. life on the go. video on demand ati's mind broadcasts and r.s.s. feeds now in the palm of your. question on the t.v. dot com. you know how sometimes you see a story and it seems so for langley you think you understand it and then you glimpse something else and you hear or see some other part of it and realized everything you thought you knew you don't know i'm tom harvey welcome to the big picture. more news today violence is once again flared up. these are the images for world has been seeing from the streets of canada. giant corporations are all today please. please .

has not feasted upon them has been cheated. well, anyone who has not feasted upon sid's book about the 1912 election has been cheated. when you hear what he has to say, you'll know why you must go out and buy it. jim ceaser is absolutely brilliant, and i find myself disagreeing with jim, but it is highly risky because he's so damn smart. forgive the "damn" on c-span. yet i try to live dangerously. but it's a real honor to be with sid. john halpin has done exceptional work at cap. liberals not surprisingly are not nearly as good as conservatives are in remembering, honoring and thinking about their own tradition. i think by their very nature conservatives are more inclined to think of what a tradition means. what john has done at cap on progressivism is truly important and i want to salute him and also his colleague. finally, matt spalding and i have also had a running argument for many years over the social gospel movement back in the turn of the century. so i feel -- and he has done some great work on that even though we don't always agree. and so what you have here are a whole lot of people obsessed with america in 1912. and we will try to show how that is entirely related to america in 2012. it is the centennial of that great election, and this election may be as important as that one was. and so i just want to thank everyone, and they know what the order is. i think sid is going next. >> hi, everybody. good afternoon. thank yo

has certain is to iran has russia and it has china increasingly it has the venezuelan and cuba another words those governments in the world in addition of course the syria which has its own problems right now but the countries in the world that don't want the entire world to be dominated by one power the united states of america they recognize that the existence of iran as an independent government is something that is positive meaning that if the united states were were were to be successful in carrying out regime change in iran they would be emboldened to carry out further destabilizing efforts against other powers including russia and china by the way even though there are great powers. so i think that iran has allies and i think iran is trying to show that they can weather the storm and also that they can rally their population in spite of the fact the divisions that were revealed in two thousand and nine after the elections the presidential elections the iranian people as a whole don't believe they should be sanctioned the iranian people believe that they have as they do the right to develop nuclear power for peaceful civilian purposes and i think right now the iranian government is trying to weather the storm they're also making it clear that they don't options that they have they have limited options they have limited options and and that's the big issue here i think is that. in america right now in the united states nobody feels this issue they don't feel there's a war looming they don't feel the problem of economic sanctions it's the iranians who are feeling it it's the tension the pressure of the economic problems are all one sided this is like a great power the seven hundred pound go

has certain allies to iran has russia and it has china increasingly it has venezuela and cuba another words those governments in the world in addition of course to syria which has its own problems right now but the countries in the world don't want the entire world to be dominated by one power the united states of america they recognize that the existence of iran as an independent government is something that is positive meaning that if the united states were were were to be successful in carrying out regime change in iran they would be emboldened to carry out further destabilizing efforts against other powers including russia and china by the way even though there are great powers that presidential elections have any say in what's going on in and what's going to happen with iran and tens of washington. i think the presidential elections in the united states definitely play a role in u.s. policy towards iran that by the way has been the case ever since the iranian revolution iran has factored into american politics in this case the republican candidates are sort of baiting obama and suggesting that if obama is reelected we will have a nuclear armed iran someday soon well i do something just to counter their statements because it's an election year i don't think so i think that it's not out of the question that obama could opportunistically up the ante or even escalate tensions or even allow some sort of limited military attack against iran in order to show how tough he is and how why he's not a liberal or something like that but i don't think so this is a very big project for the pentagon for the cia for the u.s. establishment i think it goes beyond electoral politics and i think the obama administration and the pentagon are having a carefully calibrated approach that won't again with regime change the republicans and democrats share the same objective one is more demagogue. a militant against iran and they