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ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! i mean romney-ryan 2012. very excited, yes. mitt romney picked wisconsin congressman paul ryan and folks this is no safe choice. no there was another word for it. >> paul ryan is being called a bold choice. >> this was a big, bold, courageous choice. >> very bold pick. >> a big bold choice. >> romney goes bold. >> the bold flavor you're craving. >> stephen: yes, hmmmm. bold! bold! i mean so daring. i mean white christian and male? (laughter) that's a triple not threatening to me. and of course known no one is more historic about ryan than the kids. >> there could be a generational upside. the 42-year-old ryan who was joined on stage by his wife and small children could help the gop appeal to younger voters. >> stephen: oh yes, the young ones love him. after all, he's the chairman of the hois budget committee. or as the kids call it, the budge. i mean this dude wants to cut government entizzlements. and of course, like all republican vp picks, he looks exactly like tina fey! i cannot wait-- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: i cannot wait to see snl this fall. see, the kids are down with ryan's budge and how dope it is that it eliminates the capital gains tax which means that under the romney-ryan plan, romney would pay a tax rate of 0.82%. ryan gives out all these tax cuts could ballooning the definite knit. we just have to cut all nonmilitary spending by 91% over the next 40 years. and we will need that defense spending to protect ourselves from the gangs of marauding seniors. pillaging for lipitor. now ryan's budget replaces medicare with a voucher program and i believe social security becomes a lottery which will save the government tons of money because if your monthly check has a black dot, we stone you to death. romney and ryan have that special chemistry. i mean here they are on the trail together wearing played shirts together. wearing white shirts, wearing blue shirts. and here they are wearing like ra. >> what's everybody looking at? (cheers and applause) >> stephen: i'm looking at a winner. of course this wasn't great news for everyone, specifically vice presidential hopefuls like tim pawlenty and rob portman it is tough news to break to a potential running mate but mitt's a leader so he had his son do it. >> mitt romney's oldest stone was the person to give the news to rob portman and tim pawlenty that they were not the pick. >> stephen: they should be honored. crist cristie got a call from rafalca. i believe-- (laughter) i believe we have a recording. >> hello z i get the job. >> ney! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: and governor bobby jindal found out just now from me. i'm so sorry, governor. we'll be right back. ♪ intel bong i've still got hours o

ha ha ha ha ha. now then, keith. you know i'm running for president of the united states. >> yes, sir. >> well, it has been made cleart i need a vice presidential candidate and i was hoping that you would be mine. >> no, sir, i'm sorry i can't do it. >> keith, i'm very excited. thank you. we are going to be a great team. >> no, sir. >> ha ha ha ha. that's great. thanks, keith. see you tomorrow. click. >> so a history lesson in phone calls that won't be happening. still ahead on way too early. you are already checked out for the weekend. "morning joe" is moments away now. [ male announcer ] if you have to take care of legal matters. legalzoom has an easy and affordable option. you get quality services on your terms, with total customer support, backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee. so go to legalzoom.com today and see for yourself. you tell us what you want to pay, and we give you a range of coverages to choose from. who is she? that's flobot. she's this new robot we're trying out, mostly for, like, small stuff. wow! look at her go! she's pretty good. she's pretty good. hey, flobot, great job. oops. [ powers down ]

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. >> ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. >> i told you i would be utilizing humor. >> stephanie: great to be in thed a good laugh. all right then. all right then. a good time was had by all. >> you know who else wasn't born in the u.s.? hitler. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show" with rude pundit next. public sector. that was the context in which he was speaking. >> mm-hmm. >> stephanie: and mitt romney in every carbon base life form knew [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> relax. >> a surprisingly firm butt. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12. toll free from anywhere. monday everybody. ♪ pundit. >> stephanie: good morning rudeness. >> good morning! >> stephanie: how are you, angel? >> i'm doing well. >> stephanie: i thought you would be what with the first night of the festivities canceled, what will we use to fill our entertainment void? >> i have no idea. i might actually have to watch something -- i'll watch some kind of porn. it will be the same thing. >> hostile t

>> i can tell you this, he is going to be the next vice president of the united states. >> ha ha ha ha hapecifically, vice presidential hopefuls like tim pawlenty and rob portman. it is tough news to break to a potential running mate, but mitt's a leader. so he had his son do it. [ laughter ] >> tag ryan, mitt romney's oldest son, was the person to give the news to both rob portman and tim pawlenty that they were not the pick. >> they should you can honored. chris christie got a call from rafalca. [ laughter ] i believe we have a recording. [ phone ringing ] >> hello, did i get the job? >> neigh. >> welcome back at 53 past the hour. decades before "sex in the city" or carrie bradshaw, there was helen gurley brown you the woman who first made it okay to have frank discussions about sex in magazines. brown, a best-selling author and editor of "cosmopolitan" magazine for more than 30 years died yesterday in manhattan. she first became famous in 1962 with the best selling book "sex and the single girl." three years later, she was hired at "cosmo" and helped turn the struggling magazine into a

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. now then, keith, you know i'm running for president of the united states. >> yes, sir. >> well, it has been made clear to me that i need a vice presidential candidate. and i was hoping that you would be mine. >> no, sir, i'm sorry, can't do it. >> keith, i'm very excited. thank you. we're going to be a great team. >> no, sir. >> ha, ha, ha, ha. that's great. thanks, keith. i'll see you tomorrow. click. >> 27 past the hour. live look at capitol hill in washington, d.c., on this early friday morning. joining us now, politico's patrick gavin with this morning's playbook. did you see emma's picture as we came in. >> great picture. >> she's a beautiful catch. she's grown up very nicely. >> gorgeous, yeah. >> politico reporting democrats aren't getting much financial help from big unions. >> why not. >> before the convention. what's going on? >> if you look at it's still preliminary but a list of 120 events that will take place in charlotte not a single one is union sponsored. a lot for one big reason, charlotte is not really a very pro uniontown. a lot of these hotels don't have big union p

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ha ha ha ha ha. >> you were a "new york times" like -- >> i was -- i don't know. >> you've been reduced to saying, all aboard. >> all aboard. >> all aboard. >> reading things. >> it comes up on the screen. >> sources, rolodexes. >> really sad. >> you wrote the -- >> it's a depressing state of affairs, what's happened. >> you wrote the definitive narrative of the financial crisis. >> now i spend my mornings. >> saying all aboard. you would put on the hat. >> i put on the hat. >> you would. >> as a prop. >> you've fallen to -- it's just sad to see. >> let's talk about some other news this morning. zynga's chief operating officer is resigning. the move was foreshadowed by a recent management shakeup at the game publisher. john schappert is his name. shares of zynga have been sliding. you can see where we are now. that's another sad story unto itself. are we going to have a chance -- i don't know if the viewers understood what you were talking about. this is a front page article in the "wall street journal" today. right over here if you can get in here, a 123, chinese company buying -- >> not a good sign. >> buying a battery company. >> this is not solar. this is for the lithium batteries. >> for vehicles. >> for electric cars. the obama administration has been trying to put us ahead in that industry, and it would be nice if it is going to be a car of the future, it would be nice to, you know, be in on the ground floor with the technology. >> right. i sent you something yesterday that a viewer sent in. i'm having trouble -- >> you sent me something. >> i did. i don't think you looked at it. it had a list on the left of a lot of bain companies, staples, a lot of successful companies. romney companies. it was called romney's capitalism versus obama's socialism. >> solyndra. >> and five or six others. it showed which ones succeeded because that's a -- you know, you don't -- i don't see that. why i don't see those ads from the romney camp i don't know. >> you may have just given him an idea. >> do they need that? do they need ideas? i hope they don't. >> everyone needs ideas. >> yeah, you're right. let's check on -- i'm trying to get it up. i'm having computer problems. maybe this is an hp -- is that not a depressing story too? >> hp. >> $8

ha ha ha! i hold your future in my tomato hands. ha ha ha. >> they did not make you do that. akes me do anything. >> you volunteered. >> very good. best job ever. >> that is so fun. i know you're a great attribute to rotten tomatoes.com. >> thank you. >> i know you have a blast. >> i have a present for you. >> what? >> i brought you a rotten tomato stress fall so if you ever get stressed out you can squeeze it and remind yourself how fresh you are. >> fresh freddy. all right. thanks so much. >> great. always good to see you. even better in person. >> this has been great. thank you for having me. >> lots of fun. i hope you come back. >> you won't be able to get rid of me. >> i'll be thinking about you all the time because i have the little stress meter now. love it. check. thanks so much. all right. remember, you can get all of gray's movie reviews at rotten tomatoes.com. how could you forget? always have this every saturday to kind of remind you just in case. all right. i also caught up with grammy award winning artist macy gray, distinctive voice, distinctive look. would you

has done everything he can for the labor movement -- >> has he done everything he can for the labor movement? that answer is simple. nobody has ever done that. no president has ever done that. has he done a lot? absolutely. has he done a lot for working people? absolutely. let us take a simple guy that goes to work every day, whether you are in a mine or an auto factory or go to school as a janitor. under george bush, the occupational safety and health administration was nonexistent. they start it of resources and turned it from an enforcement agency into a consulting place for companies. more people were being injured. less people coming home from work that did not have health issues. now, you have workers being protected. this guy has fought for jobs. the last guy came in and had an economy that was blowing off the charts. it was growing. he leaves office 8 years later with fewer jobs than when he came into office. every american was worse off. our pension funds have been ravaged. lost money because of the deregulation is that he has given and then to people. this president has created 3.5 million jobs in the worst recession we have seen since the great depression. with an obstructionist house and republic

has turned out the way it has, but it has been good. tavis: mm-hmm. >> it has not been perfect, but it has been great. you know, i have been bruised, but i have been able to walk the walk on this world and around the world. i cannot think it is this because i am just lucky. i know i have worked. you know, i know a lot, so i feel like there is something guiding my life. going, "there he goes again, this goofy faith." maybe that is true, but i feel like it is protected me in some ways. tavis: bill and i have had these conversations, as anyone who is on this show a thousand times, and you are a personal friend. >> bill hasbeen on? tavis: oh, yes, a thousand times. we've had these conversations and, you know, the older i get, comfortable, the more comfortable i get believing that these two things can situate themselves beside each other. >> right. tavis: i do not think that science means that god does not exist. i do not think that god's existence means that science isn't real. i think that things can be complementary. it is not an either/or proposition. it is in both hands. >> well, i love peoples' point of view. i have never like kind of driven crazy, like "no, no, you have to a lot of sense. it does seem a little silly. but, you know, you believe and you believe that there is something guiding your life. tavis: what kind of stuff do you>> well, the last book -- i do not read as much as i would like. the last book i read was "devil in the white city." i really enjoyed that. music, but i do not read as much as i should. i just do not. tavis: speaking of music, i have in my little hands -- a little birdi

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has he won you over? has he -- i stipulate the base of the party has not warmed up to him. how has he won you? >> well -- >> jon: how has he not won you? >> no, no. first of all, i have gotten to know governor romney, i have known him since 2007. >> jon: yet you still have to call him governor romney, that doesn't seem right. >> it is a respectful thing. >> jon:. >> now, look i have gotten to know him personally, as a person. i tell people all the time you may not agree with him on the policies but if you get to know him as a person, as a father, as a leader in his community i think there is a lot to admire there and there is a lot i like about him and i just think the dramatic improvement from when he ran in '08, this is a much better candidate now. >> jon: how did he get better. because he was very wooden and now he is -- no. now he is not wooden. he is more clay like. and i think that is an improvement of substance. >> i don't know about that. >> jon:. >> he is great. i think he really connects with people. and the times he hasn with me, i mean he has done a great job of going out on the stump and talking about what he believes in and see people get excited about it and i think he will give a great speech on thursday. i do. >> jon: now you were introducing -- >> i am. >> jon: him. >> i am. >> jon: have they said to you, hey, charisma boy -- take it down a notch? >> they haven't told me. the only thing they asked me to do is introduce the governor and again me 15 minutes to say whatever i want. >> jon: what do you think you will go with? have you thought about it? >> i have got some stuff i have written down. [ applause ] >> jon: you know, everything on these things, both parties are so well coordinated, and did they speak to you at all here is a theme. like what is is a theme that is close to your heart you would like to do? >> the theme of the night is america's exceptionalism, great america, we believe in america and that is the theme of the night. >> jon: they feel like there has been a lot of pushback on

has said. he lies about positions he has taken, and then contradicted. he lies about his opponents. he has lied relentlessly about the president. he has lied about what the president has said, and so he hasson to think that lying about his money and lying about his taxes and even lying to the internal revenue service about his money is somehow beneath mitt romney. the angry mrs. romney wasn't finished. >> we pay our taxes. >> notice, and this is very important, notice that she said, "we pay our taxes." she did not say, we pay our income taxes, our federal income taxes. of course they pay property taxes on their mansions. of course they pay sales taxes on their cars. of course she pays gasoline taxes when she fills up her cadillacs with with gas. what we don't know is whether mr. and mrs. romney pay any income taxes at all. senator harry reid says he has reason to believe that they haven't paid income taxes for ten years. mitt romney, like his wife, is very careful to never, ever, ever use the phrase, "income taxes" when he talks about them paying taxes. the romneys are so careful not to use the phrase "income taxes," so lawyerly coached on that, that they have now entered a zone of reaso

has a normal iq, he has been divorced and remarried. he has no history of psychiatric illness. oddly, has worked as a correctional officer for a while. he has worked as a schoolteacher. 16 years ago, he hit his head and knocked himself unconscious. no kind of neurological events following that. for the last year, he has had some migraines. he started using pornography on the internet. he started soliciting sex from women working in massage parlors. he reports that he has a very high sex drive and conceals his behavior because he feels that it is wrong. there is a picture. [laughter] in 2010, he makes some subtle sexual advances to his stepdaughter. mom find out about this and brad is legally removed from the home and diagnosed as a pedophile. he is chemically castrated in treatment to try to reduce his sexual behavior. he is found guilty of child molestation and he is sent to a sexual addiction facility or jail. brad chooses rehab. in rehab, he starts being inappropriate. staff. he starts to solicit sex from other clients. he has some of bedwetting. the night before he goes to prison, he complains of a headache. we will send you and get it and -- get an mri. it looks like this. this is a tumor. another way to look at it is like this. that is not good. the question is, is this tomorrow related to his