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ha ha ha ha! please? please. 20,000 punts... you just be glad i said no. now sir -- i'll take that. oh. ha ha ha ha! my coat. hey, paul -- one day -- and mind you this day might never come -- i'll call on you... for a pint. oh. well... great. so long. ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! ( all laughing ) ( horn honks ) i called foley's in kildargen. i'm their local agent. do you take in laundry as well? what? nothing. it's good to see ya. so what happened? oh, the... the four-wheel threw up a stone. from the tires, the back -- sure. yeah...coffee? sounds good. watch out for glass around the sink. no, it was all outside. outside? what, you had the four-wheel in the kitchen? no, uh, not all of it. some of it. most of it. obviously. whatever. i'll make the coffee. right. ( sighs ) you all right? what? oh, yeah. just a bit of a shock, that's all, y'know? how do you like it? you takin' up religion? what? oh, that. god, no. ah. whaddya mean, "ah"? don't mean nothin' just "ah". i understand. it's the priest's. yeah, what of it? i'm not makin' nothin' of it. edso, if you've got somethin' to say -- whoa, avril -- look, forget th

ha ha ha! - dear me, it's as if-- - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! - sorry. what's the line. - really? she doesn't know her lines. how could i work like this? - danny. danny. ok. lights, please. everyone take 5. lis, you ok? - yeah. i just you know-- i'm sorry. you know, i just got-- - trouble with your lines duchess? - leave me alone, annie. you know, i just heard della laughing, and it kind of threw me. - oh, i understand if you're a little nervous, lisa. - thanks, annie. - of course, if one little person throws you then what's gonna happen on opening night when we do the whole play performing in front of a sold-out crowd, every single seat filled with people-- staring, waiting, judging? - really? all the seats are sold? - all of them. - annie can you give us a minute, please? - um... - ok. hey, come over here. are you ok? - hector? - uh-huh? - i shouldn't play this part. - what are you talking about? what's the matter? it's ok. you messed up one line. that's fine. it happens. - no. no, no, no, no. you're better off without me... really. - lisa... - lisa... - lisa... can i get a spotl

. >> jimmy: people started laughing, i was like -- 'cause i would laugh anyway like "ha-ha, ha-ha. [ laughter ] ha-hawere funny without me. [ light laughter ] >> and then today's post-mortem on everything, 'cause you know there always is, everyone's saying it's the funniest award show since you hosted the emmys. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ applause ] no, well, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for helping out with that. we did our bit together. we did the opening together. you helped us out. now, who did you think -- what were the hits and misses last night? who were the hits? >> well, i thought there were a lot of hits. >> jimmy: i thought there were a lot of hits, right? everyone looked kind of gorgeous. >> i mean, i loved helen mirren. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. we have helen mirren right here. >> she's -- >> jimmy: she's unbelievable. >> i mean, she's not a kid. and i love the fact that she is still sexy, sophisticated, and rocking that red carpet. i just can't get enough of her. >> jimmy: she's just amazing. we love her. every time she's on the show, too. wants to do a bit, play a game, she

has gone before. not anymore! i knew these guys would lead me to something rare. ha ha! ah ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! there it is again, and i see flippers. hello. are you a mosasaurus? yes, i am. i'm maisie mosasaurus. i'm tiny pteranodon, and this is my sister shiny and my brothers buddy and don. and our mom and dad. all: hi, maisie. [giggles] nice to meet you all. daddy! this is the pteranodon family, and the conductor of the "dinosaur train" submarine. i know--how about if we race you in the submarine? i gotta warn ya, maisie and i are really fast. ready? on your mark... all: get set...go! [all cheering] all: good race, maisie. announcer: "dinosaur train submarine adventure" premieres monday, february 18 on pbs kids. announcer: on pbs kids... it's explore explore, explore! announcer: with "the cat in the hat knows a lot about that." do you want to go, too? nick and sally: yayyy! announcer: buckle up. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. announcer: and blast off to amazing places... awesome! i love floating in space. announcer: discover animals big and small and uncover all the cool things... it's time for a treat! anno

ha ha ha ha ha! you are so bad! you're so good at this. thank you for that.captive audience. um... no, i'm good. great. sarah silverman, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna be right back to hear music from sheryl crow, and maybe i'll even talk to jimmy, too. ♪ ooh ♪ ooh making the big romantic gesture. that's powerful. verizon. get a droid razr m by motorola in pink for $49.99. a digital scanning system five times more precise. helping you see perfectly. that's precision. ♪ lenscrafters. ♪ go olive garden's three course italian dinner, just $12.95. choose one of five new entrees like parmesan potato crusted chicken. plus soup or salad and finish with dessert. 3 courses, just $12.95! go olive garden! now is the best time to stock up and save... ...at petsmart! save up to 25% on thousands of items during the petsmart stock up and save sale. including all dog and cat cosequin® hip & joint supplements. at petsmart®. ladies and gentlemen, here with her new song -- the world premiere of "easy" -- my band leader, sheryl crow! [ cheers and appla

ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! ohh! [all laughing] >> whoa! r she's winning! anyway, it's winning. >> [cheering] >> hey, hey, hey, neighbors. >> hello, mr. lambeosaurus. >> what's your booth about? >> glad you asked, buddy. we're having a leaf necklace contest. >> a leaf necklace contest?! >> here's how it works. each event that you complete at the carnival, you receive another leaf, which you put on your necklace. at the end of the day, the dinosaur who's got the most leaves on his necklace wins. >> ooh! wins what? >> ooh. a wonderful prize. >> oh, mr. lambeosaurus, we all watched the baby sea turtle race. do we get a leaf for that? >> you most definitely do, tiny. >> awk! this is gonna be so fun! come on, nature trackers! >> tracking means following clues to solve nature mysteries. >> and we track nature! >> nature trackers, huh? heh heh. terrific! >> awk! what are we waiting for? let's do every single thing at the carnival and get the most leaves! >> we'll ride every ride! >> eat every snack! >> collect every, uh, thing you can collect. >> r

has three of them. >> it's true. i have three. [ laughter ] >> hey, maybe he has all three of our butts on him. [ laughter ] >> yeah, maybe. >> yeah, baby. >> woo, let's go. >> both: here we go. oh, yeah. ha, ha, ha. ha ] >> jimmy: brett, brett. >> yeah. >> yeah, do you have a girlfriend? >> jimmy: no, wait. brett, you skipped a line. [ laughter ] >> oh. wait, didn't you pull us over for speeding? >> yeah, but i'm gonna cut you a deal. if i let you go right now, you are not allowed to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend. >> you have a girlfriend? >> shh, my parents might be nearby. but, yes, i do. her name is stephanie. >> is it love? >> i think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic. [ laughter ] >> i think. now, go. drive away. don't tell my parents. now, i'm going to walk backwards so it looks like you're driving away from me. >> jimmy: brett and taylor mime driving away while the cop walks backwards so that it looks like they're driving away from him. [ laughter ] >> hey, wait a second. i shouldn't be driving this car. you should. >> why? >> 'cause we're in england. [ light laughter ] >> both: the end. >> jimmy: very nice. get up. please, take a bow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ take a bow.

ha ha ha ha ha! down at the market. um, ha ha! i know. yeah, actually, i was at the market shopping, doing my sunday morning routine and i went by their booth, and i was looking for the right goat cheese to feature here at grange and basically to become our, you know, true local chedse. >> soon after we arrived, chef tuohy came in as a customer and started to purchase our product, and he came for many weeks. probably 3 or 4 or 5 weeks. um, we didn't know who he was. he was just an individual, just another customer. and he was, uh, very complimentary, of course, on our product, and then he introduced himself, uh, who he was and that they were starting the new restaurant downtown. >> sourcing local ingredients has always been at the top of michael's list in terms of planning out his menus at grange, but getting to visit the farm, make his own cheese, and meet the goats behind all of it, well, that was way too much to ignore. and thus a farm friendship was born. >> and so these are the ones that, um, you ordered, that'll go back to the grange

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. oh, my gosh. let's talk about your movie. giant like that, it was the greatest. we had the greatest time. marisa tomei. >> jimmy: oh, i love her too. >> three great kids. we play grandparents having babysit for our kids while marisa tries to go away. >> jimmy: it's kind of based on a true story. you had to babysit -- >> my grandkids, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, it's unbelievably funny. >> it's a good movie. >> jimmy: it's a good movie, yup. i do love it. we have a clip of this. >> i play a minor league baseball announcer -- >> jimmy: okay. >> -- who is a little old school, and he's -- the town loves him, and this is after the last game of the season, which he thinks has been great. and this is what he finds out. >> jimmy: billy crystal. "parental guidance." ♪ >> well, as the great yogi barra once said, "it ain't over until it's over." well, this fresno grizzlies season is over. i'm artie decker.e of the fresn grizzles. good night, everybody. thanks for listening, and lights out, alice. ♪ i love this job. i'm fired? >> we're changin

ha! i don't think he did himself. he just--ha ha! he was a youngster when the crimean war took place. so, let's cut to the quick. what value do you think it has? i think it hashonestly and historical value. i think it's got enormous entertainment value. i don't think i've ever seen anything like it before. i would have no hesitation in putting £2,000 on the whole lot. good lord. that's amazing. i'd never have thought that. i think it is amazing, and i think it's the jokiest thing i've seen today. it'll stay in the family i can tell you that for a start. i hope so. that's where it should've been. yes, indeed. a sweet little decanter for gin, and the owner's initial-- "w.l." is that a family member? no, it isn't. i picked this up at a local charity shop a year or so ago for £5. well a decanter for gin and decorated all around. these are masonic emblems, aren't they? so, all the emblems of the grand lodge and all sorts of insignia which have great meaning to their original owners-- the mallets and the ladders and the trowels. and on the top the bull's-eye stopper. i do like bull's-eye stoppers. a little lens magnifying the-- and you almost want to pick it up an

ha ha, very funny. ha. ha, ha. you're not gonna get me twice. uh, jimmy, that wasn't us. ahh! ahh...! must be the power generators need rebooting. but that'll take a few hours. no problem. that's why we have these lanterns, anyway. where are chris and martin? i'm not sure. they said they were on a top secret mission to find their costumes. koki: top secret? knowing martin, he probably wants to come as a sperm whale. i should check in. (martin and chris howling) (creature howling) keep going bro, i'm gonna see if i can spot them. (howling) koki: wild kratts, where are you? (howling) oh, hey koki. we were just out trying to decide which nocturnal creatures we want to be! (howling) bet you can't guess. a wolf? oh! no... chris: i found the wolf pack! they're just to the west of us! okay, you're right. jimmy z: wolves!? yikes! you guys are actually looking for wolves? yeah, one of the most misunderstood animals in the forest. some people think they're really dangerous but they're actually pretty wary of people. wow, but that howling is pretty spooky. wolves howl to talk to each other. they're saying, "here i am. this area is my home my territory." (howling) let's follow that... whoa! gah! (continues talking, muffled) whoa, cool! an abandoned raccoon den! this must have been a great den. it's big, hidden and- martin: chris! chris? hey bro. chris, you all right?! ya, i'm fine. just checking out this old raccoon den i found. uh, looks like you won't need a costume for the party tonight. you could go as a raccoon now. hmm, not bad. raccoons are nocturnal creatures. good point, dude, but let's go find that wolf pack! time for a little kickin' kangaroo gaming. huh? where's it...? (whimpering) koki? aviva? is that you? (whimpering) not funny! you can come out now. ♪ martin: wolf tracks! they must be close. martin, over here. oh yeah, it's the wolf pack. (snarling) and check those two out. they must be the alpha pair. basically, the top-ranking boy and girl or mom and dad of the pack. martin: you're right. you can tell because they stand taller than the rest with their ears and tails high. the other wolves in the pack are usually sisters, brothers, sons or daughters. (howling) looks like they're starting a pre-hunting rally. (howling) chris: wolves use great teamwork to raise their pups. every wolf will help the mom out, and that includes hunting animals like deer, moose, rabbits, and raccoons. (howling) martin: uh, did you say raccoons? uh-oh. i must still smell like a raccoon. oh, i think we'd better get going. mmm. ah! reverse setting, enlarge. whoa! hey, that's not what the miniaturizer is for, you know. yeah, but it's cool. okay, but make sure you put it back to the original setting when you're done. ahh. mmm. (slurping) hmm!? (chattering, hissing) jimmy, is that you? ooh, you got me back i'm scared. (chattering) okay, okay you can come out now. whoa! that was an impressive disappearing act but i still gotcha first! jimmy z: who are you yelling at? what-- where-- how did you...? how did i what? i'm watching you. finally, someone noticed my new strut. hmm? huh...? something weird is going on here. martin: okay, it seems like they're following us. yeah, wolves don't hunt people, but a giant raccoon-smelling human is something any wolf might be curious about. good point. it is pretty cool, though, being tracked by the pack. yeah, definitely shows how quiet wolves can be and how scary it would be if we really were raccoons. hey, let's see if aviva can whip up a wolf disc for our creature power suits in time for the party. aviva: jimmy?! are you downstairs? yeah, i'm in the garage, you need something? aviva: can you grab the screwdriver from the cabinet down there? no problemo. (chattering, rustling) hello? uh, is someone there? koki? hmm? yes there is! an eight-eyed monster! ahh...! (chattering) ♪ (munching, slurping) really? oh-ho, they were following us the whole time. oh, and we brought back some sample wolf hair. we were hoping you could make us a wolf creature power disc. ahh! here you go. huh? i said a screwdriver. weird animals, insects and even elephants, i'm fine with. but ghosts and eight-eyed monsters are not on that list! eight-eyed monsters? what are you talking about? downstairs in the garage. in the garage? yeah, all these strange noises food gone missing. now i know why. food goes missing when you eat it, jimmy. it goes into your stomach. i'm telling you, there's an eight-eyed monster down in the garage. koki: hmm, now that jimmy mentions it, i noticed a few weird things, too. see, i'm not the only one. it's an eight-eyed monster! cool! hmm, an eight-eyed monster? sounds like a creature mystery to me! let's go check it out. martin: oh, maybe whatever it is wants to come to the party, too! ahh! ♪ ♪ (crashing, banging) ♪ it was over here! there's nothing there, jimmy what are you talk-- wait a sec! something was here. and whatever it was likes to eat berries and turkey sandwiches. see, see! there's a monster living here! i'm not sure a few crumbs equal a monster. sounds like an omnivore to me eating both plants and animals. chris: so we know this much about our mystery creature. clue number 1: eight eyes. clue number 2: omnivore. (loud crashing) upstairs! hey! it got my pumpkin pie! aww, man. and the other half of my turkey sandwich, too! whoa! check this out! whoa, that is one giant paw print! there are five long fingers on each print. these are more like hands then paws, perfect for grabbing things. and they lead outside. there it goes! wow, something strange is going on here. that creature looked like a bigfoot or something! yeah, the size of a bear but not the feet of a bear. (rattling, crashing) wait, do you hear that? that's still inside the tortuga. that means... two mystery creatures! even better! i'll go track down the bigfoot creature. i got the eight-eyed creature. how about i come with you, martin? and i'll stay and help you, chris. great plan, guys. let the creature mystery solving begin! and i'm fine with staying right here, alone. with no monsters at all. and i'm not taking any chances with my controller. you'll be safe in here. ♪ martin: okay, aviva. think like the creature. it looks like it went in this direction. oh, oh, cool! crayfish exoskeletons! aviva, i found something. ugh, no thanks. i already ate. okay, so the bigfoot creature is big, has bigfoot creature is big, has grabby hands and is an omnivore, too. chris: okay, so both the bigfoot and the eight-eyed creature like to eat plants and animals. you know, i was thinking more about animals with eight eyes and the only ones i can think of are spiders. four large eyes are to hunt food. the four smaller eyes are for defense, so the spider can see any predators trying to catch him. could the eight-eyed creature be a spider? chris: no, because no spiders have paws. they actually have toe-like claws at the tips of their legs. so now what? hmm, we need more clues. ♪ computer voice: welcome, jimmy z. oh! hello. jimmy z: no...! my x2000 controller! what's going on, j-z? my safe! the eight-eyed monster was able to open it and steal my controller. wow! this creature hunt keeps getting better. clue number 3 and number 4: this creature is super smart koki: smart, got it. don't forget thief. (creature chattering) oh! what's that? did you hear that? i'm out of here! so both creature m

ha ha ha ha ha. >> now you know why i love it it? >> i do. >> the show pulled in 2.4 million viewers during premier this week. that's over a million more than the jersey shore debut got. buck wild group of friends from back woods of west virginia. drawing criticism for the young people across the state. the governor, i'm sorry the senator now manchin has written a letter to mtv saying pull this thing off the air. it's horrible and it certainly plays at the stereotype its. >> are you kidding? that makes me want to move to west virginia. nothing in that tape portrayed the state in anything less than an awesome life. potato cannon. dirt bike. girls in halter tops? i'm there. >> was that a potato. >> yes it was. >> you shoot a potato out of a cannon. >> you can actually penetrate a cinder block wall with potato. >> why do you have a potato cannon. >> i have several. >> we have time. >> did i a story for gq on potato cannons. >> this might be great publicity for the state, governor. >> is he making a case for it i was against it because i lived there i'm coming around on it let's talk sports right now. lance armstrong making headlines if you can believe. this maybe ready to admit that he took performance enhancing drugs after all. reports say he wants to come clean to persuade anti-doping officials to remove a lifetime ban so he can resume

has passed and has as september eleventh has has you know has moved farther and farther back into history i think i've changed my mind and i think that waterboarding is probably something that we should be in the business of doing why do you say that. because we're americans and we're better than that. now john why did you decide to make this public that the government in fact uses this tactic of waterboarding and call it torture. because the bush administration more specifically president bush at the time was lying to the american people by saying that we were not waterboarding prisoners we were not torturing anyone and if anyone was being tortured it was a result of rogue officers inside the cia i said that not only were we torturing prisoners but this was an official u.s. government policy and it was approved by the president himself serious saying the use of torture air wasn't rare that it wasn't grained and policy correct it was ingrained in policy it was being done on a regular basis can you tell us more about this torture program that you expose the various techniques that are used sure there were a bunch of different techniques something like ten and they range from the benign for example a cia officer grabbing a prisoner by the lapels that was the most basic level technique going all the way up to some of the terrible things that you've heard of like waterboarding there were actually couple that i always thought were worse than waterboarding one was sleep deprivation and i don't mean sleep deprivation for forty eight hours i mean sleep deprivation for something like two weeks with no sleep with heavy metal music blasting into your cell. you actually lose your mind with that kind of sleep deprivation and some of these prisoners got to the point where they were unable to participate in their own defenses because they couldn't think straight for the lack of sleep and the other one was what was called the cold so they would put a prisoner into a cell that was chilled to fifty or fifty five degrees and then throw ice water on them every hour to just terrible treatment and to what end i'm there's no evidence that that any of these techniques ever resulted in actionable. intelligence intelligence that that led to the disruption of a terrorist attack no evidence whatsoever not some of the prosecutors in this case so what they're saying is that you are seeking fame by and by disclosing information and i was building a consulting business all they had to do was look at my ten forty my income tax return to show that i was broke that i got absolutely nothing out of going on a.b.c. news in two thousand and seven and blowing the whistle on torture absolutely nothing now will president obama he has vowed to have this transparent administration here he is talking about this way to make government accountable is make it transparent so the american people can know exactly what decisions are being made made how they're being made and whether their interests are being well served. now how would you compare president obama has administration to the bush administration with the exception of the formal ban on torture i'm honestly not seeing a lot of difference between the obama administration in the bush administration except maybe that the obama administration has killed far more people using drones than the bush administration ever did but i've believed from just about the beginning of the obama presidency that this was really an extension of the bush counterterrorism policy there was nothing new and gentle and i know that you've worked with with whistleblowers what do you think how do you turn view president obama and compare that to the bush administration especially in light of him

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ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >> it was a deal that they basically cut in 1868. the up side lands were up for grabs. it was u.s. government land, san francisco land, and then you had these squatters. these were rich men who decided maybe they could make some money. >> you put up a fence and you owned the land. >> it can to a comprom

has been on a rookie quarterback robert griffin iii, for good reason. but another player has gotten the spotlight. jummy olabanji has more on him. >> there is no denying that alfred morris has had a standout season. he has helped carry the team forward. the 24-year-old has rushed for more than 1600 yards and scored more than a dozen touchdowns in his first nfl season. if the redskins win it this weekend, he is going to have to play big. >> i think the redskins are going to do what they do every week. they will show up and rushed for 160, 170 yards. >> every time he scored a touchdown this season, he did his signature move, mimicking a baseball player hitting a home run. he met the ball club this summer when they came to ashburn. he immediately became one of the biggest fans, even checking out a game during his break from football. >> great that he did that for us. >> he promised that he would shout them out with every touchdown. >> i'm like, i kind of like that. >> everyone is hoping for a big win. jummy olabanji, abc 7 news. >> some of the redskins' biggest little fans are showing their support this noon. >> ♪ hailed to the redskins ♪ >> all right, some of the burgundy and gold's youngest fanatics. we would love to hear your version of the fight song,

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has struggled with its austerity. the u.s., which has done more stimulus, has done better, china which has done much more stimulus has done better. so in the short term although there are caveats it's hard to argue that austerity has a better record in responding to crises. but you can't simply do deficit spending forever and i think it's hard to argue that some massive government presence in the economy is a good long-term strategy. there's a reason market economies have won out over time so finding that balance is the tricky thing to a large extent much of the western world is engaged in. >> reporter: austan, do you agree everything he just said. >> wefrg a clarification on the last point of what the hard thing to do is figure out when do we switch from the short run to the long run. in the short run, especially in circumstances like this, austerity is not expansion their. the main mechanism by which people think it could be would be if it would reduce interest rates that you had to pay on your debt. our interest rates are already zero, that's in some sense the root of if problem. so it's very hard to envision a mood dell of the economy in which big austerity would not penalize the growth rate in the u.s. but we

he has done it every time there has been an interception, he has thrown, he has responded with a scoring drive. so far he has shown he hasy to come back. >> to see a quarterback run the way that he runs, man, that is unbelievable. and you know, to see him in practice, you never really see him open up, but to see him do it during the game, it just wows me. i'm like wow, did he just do that. >> reporter: about kaepernick's performance tonight? >> the guy is playing football, man. he is making it happen. i told you with his feet, with his arm. he is just out there making plays of he is a playmaker. >> reporter: how about you? you seem to just be feeling it? >> treasjust a lot easier on me when others are making plays. our offensive line dominated out-front and that makes it easier on the quarterback. >> reporter: talk about the ride for you in your first playoff start? >> it's been amazing. i couldn't ask for anything more. >> reporter: the 49ers goal when the season began, very simple, get back to the nfc championship game and this time go on to the super bowl. they will get that chance next sunday against the winner of to

has the monument, seattle has the needle as they make planes, we make legislation, slowly. washington has tourists. seattle has techies, the wealthiest of all, bill gates, while washington has one of the notorious gates of all, water gate. at the end of the daisy yacht l has a nice hot cup of -- day, seattle has a nice hot cup of coffee while we here in washington has a nice hot bowl of van's chili. >> all of washington is the better city. always washington. >> matt jablo reporting there. let's not forget that the redskins have won three super bowls while seattle's lone major sports championship came in 1979 when they defeated the washington bullets. we could keep this trend going. >>> it's a tradition that might be more enjoyable to watch rather than take part in the polar plunge into the ice cay cold waters of lake michigan. what made people do such a thing on new year's? >> it's exhilarating and it makes you feel alive. >> how does it feel right now? >> i don't feel. >> reporter: what does it feel like at first? >> it like it stung a lit, an instant shock. >> reporter: what are you going to do to stay warm? >> go to mcdonald's and eat some food. >> a little counterproductive, but i'm sure it's invigorating and then some. >> i don't even like my shower

has received one. the honorable lewis of the state of georgia has received one. the honorable cantor of the state of virginia has received three. the honorable west of the state of florida has received two. the honorable powell has received one. the honorable jordan of the state of ohio has received one. the honorable david walker has received one. the honorable cooper of the state of tennessee has received two. the honorable amash of the state of michigan has received one. the honorable dingell of the state of michigan has received one. with one recorded as present. therefore, the honorable john a. boehner of the state of ohio having received a majority of the votes cast is dually elected speaker of the house of representatives for the 113th congress. >> as you hear, the cheers going up. john boehner, definitely a divided vote. powell, colin powell. walker, david walker. you don't have to be a member of the house to be voted for for speaker. luke russert, when you look at that breakdown, it's clear that the democrats pretty much hung together behind nancy pelosi and there are there were a few other protest votes. >> they did, yeah. >> the leader is john boehner. >> the real story here is boehner, and while he is re-elected here, andrea, we have to tell you this was not

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[dog barks] announcer: available now in the app store. ld kratts is made possible by the corporation for public broadcasting and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. hi, we're the kratt brothers. i'm martin. and i'm chris. and it might look like we're just for a walk in the woods. and we are, but this is a special walk because we're taking an orphaned pup for her first stroll. both: a wolf pup. she's about 4 weeks old and this is the time a wolf pup first starts coming out of the den. (laughing) are you ready to explore? huh? it's hard to believe this cute little pup is gonna grow into the top predator of the north. it's a big world out there. you like exploring the wild, huh? her fur is woolly and warm and ready to take on the cold northern weather. (laughing) and her teeth are pretty sharp, too, already. and even though she's small, not so tough and could never survive on her own yet she's already doing something very... very... very... ...wolf-like. she can already howl. and because howling is all about talking to other wolves, we've got to be those other wolves and get her going. (howling) (howling) (howling) (howling) (howling) imagine if we could really really talk to wolves. if we could talk to them so well that we could join the wolves and run with the wolf pack. what if? ♪ on adventure with the coolest creatures ♪ ♪ from the oceans to the trees ♪ ♪ the brothers kratt are going places you never get to see ♪ ♪ hanging with their creature friends ♪ ♪ get ready, it's the hour ♪ ♪ we're gonna save some animals today with ♪ ♪ creature power ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild kratts ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild wild kratts ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild kratts ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild, wild ♪ ♪ cheetah speed and lizard glide ♪ ♪ falcon flight and lion pride ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild kratts ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild wild kratts ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild kratts ♪ ♪ gonna go wild, wild wild kratts ♪ ♪ go wild, wild, wild kratts ♪ (laughing) martin: woohoo! that was the best adventure yet! aviva: you're back! oh, and wow about that wolf pack? their long-distance running power is so impressive. but with no wolf powers, running like that can really tire you out. i was tired just watching! (laughing) but that cougar surprise sure woke me up! (growling) huh? (gasping) i didn't put this in my backpack. (gasping) it's kind of round, soft and fuzzy. it's breathing! and licking my hand? (laughing) it's a wolf cub! (howling) (all howling) (laughing) i'm going to name him little howler. aw! he's like a ball of wool. (howling) how did he learn to howl already? a wolf pup can howl when he's 3 weeks old. martin: and first come out of the den at 4 weeks. little howler's just 4 weeks old. when did he get into your backpack? how'd he get into your backpack? why didn't we notice him get into your backpack? i have no idea. me either. we didn't see a pup in the pack. not that pack, i mean the wolf pack. where did he come from? we've got a mystery on our hands. the mystery of the little howler. (howling) hmm. i know how to figure out where. just like when jimmy loses the keys to the tortuga. to find, just retrace your steps. okay, let's see. it all started this morning... when we were running through the woods getting started on another adventure. ♪ (howling) (howling) (howling) chris, i think you put a little too much "ah" in your "awwoo." what are you talking about? that was 100% wolf howl. if i'm a wolf i'm not singing that song. (phone ringing) man, i had a dream that some horrible howling zombies were circling the tortuga. martin: we were really howling. oops. (yawning) where are you guys running off to so early in the morning, anyway? we're on a wolf run! wolves are nature's best marathoners. they just run and run until they get what they're looking for. and we're looking for wolves by running like wolves! so you're doing a wolf marathon? trying to catch up to the world's best long distance runner by... running? i think you'll be back before breakfast. yeah, to "wolf down" some breakfast. that's the only wolf we'll be seeing this morning. (laughing) well, i've got a backup plan. just in case we can't catch up or keep up. i've got the old trusty plan b right here in my back pocket. hmm. a moose suit? uh, i don't know, chris. how'd that work out for you with the gazelle suit and the cheetah? whoa!! ugh! (groaning) she tackled me so fast. that was different. the cheetah's a sprinter. the wolf is a marathoner. with the wolf, i'd have time to deactivate. wolf track! definitely dog-like. dog claws always show up in the tracks. four toe pads, one heel pad. 6 inches from toe to heel, 4 inches wide. definitely too big to be a fox or coyote. oh yeah, it's definitely wolf! martin: and more than one: a wolf pack! (gasping) i'd say about five different wolves. what? what part of the track is telling you that? three silver ones, two black ones... what? where do you see that? and one white one! how in the world can you tell that from these tracks? well actually, you kind of have to look at the big picture. whoa! now, that's a wolf pack! well, who would've thunk it? maybe the best way to find wolves is just to be out in the wild talking about wolves. come in, tortuga. this is little boy who cried wolf calling tortuga. little boy who cried wolf telling you we found wolves. forget it, martin. wolves on the move! okay, check that. we're running with the wolves! (cawing) and we're not the only ones! ravens! ravens are following them too! martin: it helps to have wings to follow wolves because they have a fast pace, called a lope. a wolf can lope along all day long covering 100 miles with hardly a rest. now that's what i call a marathon. hey, what do you call it when they pick up the pace even faster? more tiring? a chase! an all-out run. hoohoo! they're after something. (growling) (pack howling) (panting) where do they get that kick? i know they can marathon all day and then sprint when they need to. (rhythmic thudding) do you hear a horse? sounds bigger than a horse. sounds like it hase woosie-woosie woo. and when i looked at the screen, the moose was almost on top of you. a moose is on the loose! (wolves growling) ♪ ugh! whoa! (yelling) whoa-- oof! whoa! (rattling) (wolves growling) uh-oh. jimmy z: okay, so let me get this straight. so the wolf pack was starting to surround you-- hey! was he with the pack then? no. at 4 weeks he's too young to go on the hunt. well, he's attacking my controller! come on, jimmy. his teeth are just coming in. he's got to try them out on something. well, all the adult wolf teeth were already in and i didn't want any of the big dogs trying those out on my moose behind. so i knew, before they closed the circle around me, i had to do something. martin: chris, deactivate! get out of that moose suit! whoa! hooves don't work that way! martin: well then work them the way they work. run! sometimes these creature power suits are too... creature-y! but remember a moose can't outrun a pack of wolves for long. you'll have to think of something els

has gone before not anymore! hah-hah-hah heh-heh-heh ha-ha-ha-ha watch wild kratts! weekdays on pbs kids go! or anytime at p-b-s kids go dot org. "the electric company" is brought to you by... find your voice and share it american greetings proud sponsor of "the electric company." agreement from the u.s. department of education's ready to learn grant, and viewers like you, thank you. the first step is to go online to pbskidsgo.org and earn points for francine or for me or for any of your favorite pranksters. and well, i suppose you could play for one of the electric company members, too. so, it could likely to be -- that makes no sense. francine hashe kratt brothers. and we're out for a hike with three members of the camelid family. this big guy is a dromedary, a one-humped camel. and these two little guys are alpacas. both these animals have the very same ancestor, so how did they turn out so different? that's because they live in completely different places. and have adapted to survival in these different places. martin: animals are designed to survive in the habitat within which they live. alpacas' habitat is rugged mountain terrain at super-high altitude. alpaca have long, thick hair to keep them warm in their cold, mountaintop habitat. can't really see it on these guys 'cause they've been shaved but an alpaca's hair is long and woolly like the hair on their heads here. the camel's habitat is wide open, expansive, harsh, dry desert. so how does the camel survive in the desert where there's very little food and water? the secret is right here in the camel's back. this hump is full of fat and that nourishes the camel giving it

has been canceled and so has your gas. who pays your bills? bob. bob who? i don't know. my parents' guy bob. ha ha ha! your phone's dead.m sure it's little consolation, but you're not the only one who got taken, miss gunn. bob kopalski had ten clients, assets equaling over $100 million, when he disappeared. and you're telling us that none of it's insured? what a disaster. thank god for the residuals. actually, kopalski took such heavy advances on the royalty income that by the time the account recoups, miss gunn will be on social security. where does someone disappear with $100 million? the best we can guess is south america. can't you just sue? my god, how could he do this to her? he'll be back. they always come back. if he does, he'll be looking out the back of an fbi van on his way to a long prison term. it'll be years before you see a dime, if ever. mr. feldman, as a lawyer, may i please ask your advice as per what to do in the meantime as far as, you know, money? get a job? ingrid: "dear prospective employer, "although i've had no previous employment, ever, "the following is a partial but significant list of person

has gone before not anymore! hah-hah-hah heh-heh-heh ha-ha-ha-ha watch wild kratts! weekdays on pbs kids go! or anytime at p-b-s kids go dot org. "the electric company" is brought to you by... find your voice and share it american greetings proud sponsor of "the electric company." agreement from the u.s. department of education's ready to learn grant, and viewers like you, thank you. mmy, bat, nuggets and all your favorite animated characters are auditioning, and you're the judge. so plug into pbskidsgo.org and play to decide who hasd he just wants to get his nose sniffing and digging in the dirt. at this age, the skunk isn't really worried about the young lynx kitten, but the lynx kitten is so curious. not sure what to do about-- he wants to pounce on this furry thing, but he's a little nervous. chris: so right now, these two baby animals get along pretty well, but when they get older, everything's going to change. martin: that's because skunks eat what they eat. berries and worms. and lynx eat what they eat rabbits and, well, skunks. martin: oh, the cat is curious. you do want to jump on him don't you? all the lynx's play is about preparing for the hunt. running, stalking, jumping. it all gets him ready to get food. chris: and the skunk will have to master his stink defense against predators like the lynx. so in the wild, berries and worms are eaten by the skunk. and the skunk is eaten by the lynx. that's part of the food web, and every creature fits into it. who eats who in nature can be so interesting. imagine

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has a normal iq, he has been divorced and remarried. he has no history of psychiatric illness. oddly, has worked as a correctional officer for a while. he has worked as a schoolteacher. 16 years ago, he hit his head and knocked himself unconscious. no kind of neurological events following that. for the last year, he has had some migraines. he started using pornography on the internet. he started soliciting sex from women working in massage parlors. he reports that he has a very high sex drive and conceals his behavior because he feels that it is wrong. there is a picture. [laughter] in 2010, he makes some subtle sexual advances to his stepdaughter. mom find out about this and brad is legally removed from the home and diagnosed as a pedophile. he is chemically castrated in treatment to try to reduce his sexual behavior. he is found guilty of child molestation and he is sent to a sexual addiction facility or jail. brad chooses rehab. in rehab, he starts being inappropriate. staff. he starts to solicit sex from other clients. he has some of bedwetting. the night before he goes to prison, he complains of a headache. we will send you and get it and -- get an mri. it looks like this. this is a tumor. another way to look at it is like this. that is not good. the question is, is this tomorrow related to his

has the monument, seattle has the needle. they make planes, we make legislation very slowly. washington has tourists, seattle has techies. wait for it, seattle has a nice hot cup of starbucks coffee while we here have a nice hot bowl of chili. >> which is the better city? >> no question all washington. always washington. >> let's also not forget the redskins have won three super bowls while seattle's sports championship game in 1979 when the super sonics defeated the washington bullets. >>> snow in canada and winter doesn't generally surprise many people, but the amount that fell in montreal over the last week certainly did. five days after 20 inches of snow fell, the city says only 48% of the streets and sidewalks are cleared. by law crews can only work 70 hours a week, so it's hindering clean up efforts. cities are hoping to finish the bulk of the streets by this coming sunday. >>> there will be plenty of fireworks to see in the sky this week because of the first meteor shower of the year to keep this week in the northern hemisphere. nasa says people watching the shower could see as many as 40 shooting stars an hour. if that happens then it could be quite the show. >> yes, absolutely, but we might have a few clouds to deal with. it looks like we will start seeing clearing overnight tonight, which will be terrific news, but we are also going to see the breezes coming up as a consequence of the clearing skies as well. i will tell you why in just a second. but take a look outside. we are looking live at the reagan national airport right now. lots of clouds are still in place, but fairly mild. it's 45 degrees, which is also our high temperature. the clouds are helping to keep the temperature from dipping during the overnight hours so far. winds out of the northwest at 8 miles per hour. those winds will continue to bring in a cooler and drier air mass. that's why we will see some clearing tonight in your weather headlines, but it will be breezy on wednesday and that cooler arctic air is trying to sneak on down here. that will leave it chilly during the entire rest of the shortened workweek. a few flakes are possible this weekend, but no accumulating snow in the weekend just yet. right now it is 39 degrees in manassas. a big contract to the 45 in d.c. 43 in annapolis. 49 in easton. and not too bad here either where it is also 39 degrees. you can see the showers and even pockets of heavier rain showing up on satellite and radar. it is all continuing to move off to the east as you head into wednesday. so you will still have the rain in southern virginia down towards norfolk and the neck of virginia, but that is all going to head out to the east as we head into wednesday and here in the d.c. metro, we're just going to see bright sunshine to start out the day. however the sunshine a little deceiving because it will be a little bit on the cool and breezy side. winds are out of the north with an area of high pressure situated to the west, which will continue to keep things breezy as we head into the afternoon on wednesday. but overnight tonight just the clouds moving out. it will be chilly. but those winds are not too bad. 26 to 32 for your overnight lows. winds are out of the north at 5 to 10 miles per hour. and it will be a bit breezy under mostly sunny skies. make sure the kids have their winter coats. temperatures in the 30s, but windchills in the 20s with the winds out of the north increasing just a little bit. in the afternoon it will be breezy and cooler with the sunny skies and the high between 35 to 40 degrees. winds are out of the north, which will give us a windchill in the upper 20s to the lower 30s throughout the day. but the 9 weather alerts remain green for the next few days. breezy on wednesday and a high of 38 on wednesday. it doesn't look as good on thursday. thursday will be a real nice day. mostly sunny with the high of 40. then on friday we'll bring back the chance for just a few flakes, flurries, no accumulating snow in that forecast. a high of 38 degrees. in the seven-day outlook, another chance of flurries on sunday. good timing right for the redskins game? make the seattle seahawks feel right at home. no they won't feel at home with some flurries and the high of 38 degrees. breezy conditions here as well, but then heading back to work and school next week, it will be milder with the highs in the mid-40s. lots of sunshine. probably the best weather that you will have all month. >> and they will feel at home with 70,000 fans screaming. >> that's right. you know they will be bumped up for that. the whole town really. >> and you know is, we have them mainly here over the weekend as it will be so fun to listen to them talk about their dallas memories as they were just so excited to see their team doing so well. they will be back this weekend as well to talk more redskins. normally today we would be covering the locker clean out, but not this year as the skins are still alive. and so while they enjoy a much deserved day off today, we'll take a look at what game you can look forward to next year. today is also jammed full of college football games as we go bowling coming up next in sports. >>> new year's day doesn't just mean recovering from the night before or tempting to start those new year's resolutions, but it means lots and lots of college football. plenty of bowl games today in some of the most exciting bowl games we have had so far. we start down in sunny tampa, florida with the old head coach. south carolina taking on michigan in the outback bowl. the monster hit here. it goes flying here as they recover that fumble. a big hit there. michigan is down by five as they connected them 17 yards for the touchdown. the conversion will bring up one. with just under 20 seconds left, south carolina responds. dillon thompson, prayer of the past caught here by bruce. the game cocks reveal 33-28 the first time the old ball coach has ever beaten michigan. just up the road in orlando, georgia, nebraska, in the capital one bowl. in the first, picked off by will thompson as he takes it 29 yards to the house. on the next georgia play, murray gets revenge, they launch 75 yards for the strike. all to tevarius king. a false move. starts to pile on as he takes the swing pass for 88 yards and the bulldogs win 35-31 getting 12 wins for just the third time in school history. >>> sane in florida. on the east coast in jacksonville, taking on northwestern in the gator bowl. bulldogs' pass is intercepted as he takes it 29 yards to the house. wildcats strike first and often. northwestern beat mississippi state 34-20. they snapped college football's longest losing streak. it was 1939 in the rose bowl. >>> time to announce the high school sports game of the week poll. the first of the new year with several good games to choose from this week. a good game in silver springs as they visit spring brook on the girl's side of fairfax. vi