>> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! -- >> andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >> i know. >> when neil started working here, and i told him to this-- to his face--i had big hopes for him. >> when you say that to somebody, "i had high hopes for you..." >> neil did not hear that from me until we had a huge argument in t

preposition, while democrats often end a sentence with a forced awkward laugh. [ laughter ] ha-ha-ha-ha. ha-ha-haha! [ laughter ] dr. ben carson hosted a facebook q & a last night and said the loss of gun rights is more devastating than seeing people die from gun violence. so if ben carson is your doctor, definitely get a second opinion. [ laughter ] the first opinion's a little -- can be a little shaky. [ applause ] dr. ben carson spoke with kanye west recently and said that he is very impressed with kanye's knowledge of business, and kanye said that he is very impressed with kanye's knowledge of business. [ laughter ] mcdonald's began serving all-day breakfast nationwide today. [ cheers and applause ] great news for people who probably don't get a lot of great news. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] executives from hasbro have announced that "the transformers" movie franchise will get four more films in the next decade, unless their demands are met. [ laughter ] we can keep making them as long as it takes. [ laughter ] car, it's a robot. robot's a car. that's a movie. [ laughter ] a game dev

ha-ha! ha-ha! ha-ha! ha-ha! >> how funny is it that it's actually obama bringing the 80s and the cold war back? maybe putin should wear a cosby sweater just to rub it in. but then what's obama do next? he compares this to chess. >> our battle is with the entire international community to resolve the conflict. this is not some superpower chess board contest. >> chess board contest. that's the ticket. when you're trying to dismiss russian power your analogy is a game that russians could destroy us at. stick to kerplunk. it's more your speed ♪ if it goes kerplunk you're sunk ♪ >> that's our foreign policy. watching the white house caught off guard at russia's unexpected power grab, they're like a stripper shocked when the drunk stock broker tries to cop a feel. what did you expect? this is the end result of a leader obsessed with domestic transformation. obama spent seven years trying to turn our nation into a benetan ad while beyond our borders the world plotted. confronted islamic extremists? he won't even say the

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has found that bernie sanders has not been able to secure campaign endorsements from any senators, representatives, or governors. when reached for comment most politicians just mouthed -- [ laughter ] ha, ha. okay. thank you for stopping by, ha, ha, ha, ha. [ laughter ] today marks the first day of national hispanic heritage month or as donald trump calls it, september. [ laughter ] according to espn, new york giants player jason pierre-paul may be missing more fingers than initially suspected from his july 4th fireworks accident. the team became suspicious after he sent a text saying he was just fine. [ laughter and applause ] today is national double cheeseburger day. to celebrate americans will just remove one of the patties from our usual triple cheeseburgers. save you for later. [ light laughter ] new research has found that eating olive oil could help lower the risk of breast cancer. huh, i guess that's why popeye never got breast cancer. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] that groan you guys made is the same noise olive oyl makes, just [ popeye laugh ] [ laughter ] if you groan anything groan about the fact that it's 2015 we're making a popeye joke. [ laughter ] taco bell has opened a new line of more up scale rest

has spread but we were able to save one of his limbs. ha, ha, ha. good news. we were able to save ten percent of your son's face. ha, ha, ha. oh. also, just show me the last picture. okay. okay. do you see that truck right there? call ahead. you know what that is this is true. that is a toilet rental company and ironically the thing that is the most full of (bleep) in that picture is not that truck. it is ironic. i am just 0 pointing out the ad. that's what i am saying. >> and here's the thing, doc, someone did the thing you are saying they should do. his name is chris mintz, he's an army veteran and we are all hoping and praying for him because he was shot seven times. what do you have to say about that. >> do you know who chris mintz? is. >> no. >> you tell him. i can't. >> chris mintz is an army veteran and he was shot seven times. and he did actually rush the shooter. so someone in this instance did actually act heroically. >> and that's verifies what i am saying. that's exactly what should be done. >> >> larry: that does not verify what you are saying. you are giving horrible advice. okay? people are still grieving over the

has worked. it has not really helps growth, it has just helps currency. one third of it has gone into excess reserves in the bank, one third has gone to pay back borrowed reserves. and one third has gone out the door. that is the cheaper euro story. tom: where did it go out the door, to pay off greece? carl: the capital flows out, and that is probably the only way qe helps europe. it makes the euro cheaper. tom: did it go to new york, the united states? carl: it went to new york, to england, bunch of places. : i have to say i disagree. 2009, the u.s. had 2 trillion losses subprime. they do not care. they start printing money. so the u.s. prince 30% -- prints 30% gdp. they print 30% of the currency, the euro keeps -- european union keeps talking about it. canonly country that survive is germany and the rest of europe collapses. there is an overvalued currency by 20% as a result of the u.s. and the u.k. printing money first. so the europeans say now it is payback time. so far we only have 7% gdp, and another four. cycleow do we break the within your disagreement? where is the institution that says enough, let's get to normality. i do not see it because i do not see the growth to help. carl: i am more worried about europe than you are. europe has not fixed its banks and the banks are not creating credit. , but.s. fixed its banks there is no sign of that in your you have identified some banks that have problems, but you have not fixed lending capital. draghi, andmario what i hear him say is you want to wait until there is a mistake to respond to this inflation or deflation -- to disinflation or deflation. i think he is waiting until january. francine: we will take a short break and come back. e.u. leaders are trying to figure out a solution to the continental biggest refugee crisis. the latest from brussels and all that is coming up next. this is "bloomberg surveillance ." ♪ tom: a turn to the markets. red and green -- red and green on the board. vonnie: the u.s. is reportedly expanding its investigation of volkswagen and the sales -- and the failed emissions tests. the u.s. might be targeting vw and its employees for offenses. ranging from pollution to misleading government officials. the world popular to food company is cutti

has it. has been cut in half over the last year from 120 down to 60. but it is not crazy expensive but it has a huge short interest. if you are looking for something on a flier -- >> ha ha ha so clever. >> wasn't listening. >> i would add that marc andreeson is a famed private investor and for us how do you play ai or vr or drones it would not be in the public market right now but in the next cycle. he said in ten years we're going to see drones that is a coin flip. but there are so few ways to invest i don't think buying facebook for oculus with a $260 billion market cap which is $5 billion be lee ge right now is the way to capture the next trend here. >> the only way it is tradeable right now is to buy stocks that have won in the market place. if you are waiting for the next ten years, you are not invested. you should go home. no you should just go home. >> they would be a good idea to go home from facebook with a $250 billion market cap. >> still ahead, two players in the fats sport coming under fire after a scathing report said the employees are gaining on the system. we have the details when we return. you're watching cnbc first in business worldwide. here is what else is coming up on "fast." >> need a side of hash browns with your big macor an egg mcmuffin after 5:00. no need to fear. all day breakfast is here. and will it get investors loving the stock for good again. the details when "fast money" returns. there's nothing more important than your health. or the freedom to choose what doctor you want to see. so if you have medicare parts a and b consider an aarp medicare supplement insurance p lan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance comp any. like all standardized medicare supplement insurance pla ns these let you choose any doctor who accepts medicare patie nts. you're not stuck in a network, because there aren't a ny. plus, these plans help cover some of the pa rt b medical expenses medicare doesn't p ay. so why w ait? 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>> i agree with steve. i don't know what the value add. a $15 cut on something that is up 80% from last year. >> in 2017 and 2018. >> how could they have a sense to fine-tune it that much. that tightly. it looks like a cover your -- kind of thing. are we allowed to say that? >> no i've said that before about this particular -- the coverage of this particular stock by this particular analyst. so -- >> well to make comments make comments. leave your price target the same or make a significant change. i mean -- what is that -- i can't do the percentage. i didn't go to a good school like you. that is less than 3% change --ish. >> close. >> big day for egg mcmuffin fans. can you eat it any time of the day. but there is a catch. not every single store is offering all day breakfast. options may vary. but what is known is the hash browns will be available at 90% of the restaurant's all day long. >> great news for me. >> guy? >> great news for a number of different products i won't get into. but mcdonald's made a 25-week high. tim has been on this. and it did make a 52-week high today. and the yum news does not help. this bounced up again in 2012, it topped up and in 2013 and 2014. it leads one to believe. will the yum news take the wind out of the sails of mcdonald. if you are have been long on the stock, you have to do something. you have to take money off the table. because the stock has failed now four times in four years. >> why would the yum brands news and things were fine in taco bell, it was china specifically. >> you know this is the way it works. it doesn't mean there is correlation other than the fact they are in the same universe. >> and it is a buy on a discount. >> but you might get the discount back down. >> and listen to karen's point about the valuation of yum. mcdonald's is excepting growth that is optimistic. the declining sales. the sales have declined in the last three years 10% from 28 to $25 billion. so yes, there are things working here but you don't have to buy the stock back at all time r

has to make his case. >> he has to make his case. >> what is the case he's making? >> you know what, he has good policy issues, he he just has to communicate. he has to be lively and have energy. he hasve people believe him. i don't know if he can pull that off. it is a big debate for kasich and for christie. >> this is a big debate for chris christie. >> the donors are in a bad mood. >> here is the thing. we are getting getting down to crunch time. it's almost november. we have two months before people go to the polls. >> the big piece today the journal and we talked about it earlier, there's still time at this point. >> it's early. >> but people are still thinking sooner or later the republican party comes back to someone who's had some experience. >> no. no. >> and you said "don't assume that will happen with donald trump this time." >> i'm sorry, that is correct. look, i was wrong, a whole lot of people were wrong. i thought the experienced governor would eventually come through. and i thought no more experiments with half a first-term senator. so far the public is saying something could give me an outsider. >> -- but the thrust today is sooner or later they will come back. >> he

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has a signature quick. hillary clinton has that laugh. trump has the hand gestures. ben carson has the voice that puts you in a coma. bernie sanders has something entirely different. bernie sanders has the tongue. >> the decision that he made. >> why are you going up in these numbers in iowa and new hampshire. >> politically. >> something we're all watching, senator, we're talking about all those things -- >> welcome to "morning joe." doris is with us. we have mark halperin and mark barnacle and "the washington post" eugene robinson and joining the conversation presidential historian doris kearns goodwin. great to have you on board. the numbers are multipling. have you seen this? yesterday we had two polls. now it's four showing donald trump behind ben carson in iowa. the monmouth university poll of the aye republican caucus conducted from thursday to sunday shows trump trailing ben carson by 14 points. the poll had carson and trump tied in august. senators ted cruz and marco rubio tied for third place. statewide poll from iowa's own loras college those carson rising and trump dropping. carson is up to 32 points. drufrp is down 19%. marco rubio gained six points putting him in third place and together four polls released within four days of each other have shown trump losing steam in iowa where the republican caucus is a little more than three months away. so joining us by phone, republican presidential candidate donald trump. donald? >> good morning. >> good morning. how are you doing? >> good. >> so what's up in iowa? >> well, i don't get it. i'm going there actually today and i have tremendous crowds and tremendous love in the room and, you know, we seem to have hit a chord. but some of these polls coming out, i don't quite get it. i was number one pretty much in iowa from the beginning, and i would say we're doing very well there. so i'm a little bit surprised. the other polls, you know, in other states are extraordinary, actually. this one i on the quite get. i would have thought we were doing much better. i think we are doing much better, actually. >> donald, if the polls keep going in this direction in iowa do you write it off like a lot of other candidates write iowa off like candidates like mike huckabee and rick santorum do very well and then fade away. >> no i love iowa, i love the people of iowa. i have a great relationship with people in iowa. i wouldn't write it off at all. i would fight for it. i'll fight to tend for it. if i don't win it i under it can happen. >> donald, good morning it's willie. we sat around this table and a lot of people have sat around a table like this on shows like this and try to describe the phenomenon in iowa that's ben carson. how do you explain his rise in that state? >> well, i don't get it, to be honest with you. you look at different things having to do with ben and there's a lot of contradiction and a lot of questions. we'll have to see. one thing about a front-runner you get analyzed 15 different way from china. a lot of things will come out. ben was pro abortion not so long ago as everybody has i don't know but that's what i've been told but now he's so hard on abortion under no circumstance, there can be exceptions. how does that happen where you were pro and not long ago and then all of a sudden you can't have exceptions. that's an unusual stance and i think people will look at that and they will look at lots of other things including what happened in hospitals and what he was working own a ing on and thing i hear. i give credit but i don't get it. >> donald, we've had several polls that we just showed where your tally and ben carson's adds up to 50%. and that's 50% of the republican voting bloc wants to elect somebody without any experience in politics. why is that? >> well, i have a lot of experience in politics. you were alluding to it before. all my life i've been involved. every deal i've done in my life practically has been politically. i'm doing many deals right now all over the world. ideal with prime ministers and heads of country. i've been very political. only t