paul haggis.turing the 8g band. ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing? are we well? is everybody well? let's get started. i thought this was very cool. the smithsonian unveiled a 3d printed sculpture of president obama that is detailed enough, you see his pores and wrinkles. [ laughter ] the sculpture is so realistic that joe biden won't leave it alone. [ laughter ] "sir, the museum is closing." "i know, but he's finally not cutting me off." [ laughter ] this is a bummer. yesterday, all 156 passengers of a las vegas-bound flight were removed and rescreened at a washington airport because a tsa screener fell asleep at a checkpoint. [ laughter ] typical man. a little groping and then they pass right out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] typical. you guys still on facebook? [ cheers ] well, early this morning, facebook crashed, blocking out users across most of the world for about an hour.

i guess you know what haggis is it comes haggis it was almost pot of death i would want to read haggis you know this is the sheep's heart liver and lungs boiled in the stomach of the sheep it's a delicacy in scotland yes i do a lot of quapaw yes i will eat this. it's not sour you know i mean when you pass on this one that are black are you feeling it wouldn't go near it belew to bring in the ballot you know this is our natural flower but luke is a duck embryo usually seventeen to twenty one days old boil no i've eaten in his egg it's commonly served in the philippines yeah i eat it but first i hate eggs eggs in my most favorite on the planet exit always food alive good talk and again i just knew you were an egg ok that thing was a really that left a really that had guess what they know and scars or anyway oh you're not going to crack open it don't don't do oh it's soft don't to like doing it larry. oh my only thing is a lot of conduct i can eat an egg ought never seen and i'd like this before it's very hard. if you've just tuned in then you're throwing up we understand this is weird th

they are asking the united states to overturn a ban on haggis.s sheep lungs, which apparently we banned in '71. but basically put all this other meat and cook it with oatmeal and nutmeg. i don't like it, but i think it's ridiculous that we banned it. i hope the obama administration allows haggis. >> you're eating some animal's stomach. i was going through some stuff that was sent to me from my mom's house. i came across this. this is my award for my school paper in 1983 when i was co-editor. i won the award for most censored but most persistent. isn't that bizarre? hilarious. nothing changes. >> bob might give you a run for your money. >> one more thing from my new york girlfriend. this is sent to dana. this is a great story. i love children. take a look right there. that's 9-year-old drew. he's at a special fundraiser, it's a golf tournament at the hospital where he was born premature and had to make many visits back there. so his big goal in life was to meet peyton manning. he's a super fan. peyton came along to the golf tournament to raise mon