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hahaha. [ restaurant noises ] [ talking in the background ] ♪ hey. thanks for coming. and bone-in ribeyes. [ glass clink ] mmm hmm. [cheers and applause] >> jon: this week marks the one year anniversary of pope francis's em-pope-ening. in his first year it's amazing. he has breathed new life into the church with a number of popular stances. extending charity to different faiths. backrubs for heretics. free tacos half. laugh with so many stories about how great this pope is how are we supposed to keep track of them all? >> a different kind of magazine is launching today. it's called my pope and it is dedicated exclusively to pope francis. >> jon: oh! a supermarket tabloid about god's em sari on earth. i don't like it. i love it! what is in this thing besides 15 tips to better love thy neighbor, ten prayers to drive god wild. what do you have? >> colorful photo spreads, news about the pope and issues related to christianity and includes a centerfold poster of the pontiff. [cheers and applause] [laughter] >> jon: slow down there. a papal centerfold how are they going to k

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