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tonight, johnny depp -- from "the visit," kathryn hahn -- and music from mutemath. with cleto and the cletones. and now, first and foremost, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i know you're excited. this is a great day in the united states. our national nightmare is over. earlier tonight from gillette stadium in massachusetts a new nfl season began. [ cheers and applause ] the new england patriots hosted the pittsburgh steelers. i want to say something that might be controversial but i think it needs to be said. the truth is you don't have to be ready for some football. there's no preparation required. turn it on and watch. i'm trying something new this season. instead of watching the games i'm going to dvr all the games so i can binge watch them the week before the super bowl. the patriots of course have been at the center of all sorts of cheating allegations. if these reports we've seen over the last couple of days are accurate the patri

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it really caught fire. >> scott hahn's calling, dr.l, she said, are those who stay true to the traditional. you would argue the traditional church has greater strength. >> absolutely. >> than a church that evolves. >> our changes with the culture. we could never be part of the culture. the church is countercultural. >> san fris can university is a prime example of traditional teachings, not cultural currents. the students we talked to might be young, but the faith they follow is old. you feel you were called to be here? >> i really do. the thing that appealed to me was the fact that there is a true catholic culture present here on campus, where the soul is the faith. >> you have thousands of teenagers. teenagers, you know, praying out loud, worshipping god all together as one. it was amazing. >> this is a group on campus for students committed to joining the priesthood. one is luke, a graduate of the naval academy who left flight school to come to sanfriscan. >> he said he would never be able to get the same joy he got from being a pri

smith and chris hahn, a former aid to senator chuck schumer. gary, what do you say?s it matter that donald trump didn't know the answers to this guy's questions? >> the only thing that mattered is the answer was entertaining. that's the beauty. everything he does, this guy is entertaining, it's funny. and you ask, will the average person care in the average person says i don't know who my senator, is so i can't expect trump to know who these guys are. trish: he speaks my language and talking to people and he's a success himself. you know, that said, is there any comparison moment, john, you think back to katie couric and got sarah palin talking about how she can see rush from her house. sarah palin was captivating and captured a lot of the public. many cite her as being the reason john mccain lost the case. chris hahn, as you look at all of this unfolding, are there similarities, or would you say this guy is into a class of his own? >> he's in a class to his own. i want to thank him for acknowledging that president obama is great at killing terrorists and all the peo

we're talking about a tweet by jessica mcqlowg hahn -- mccloughan, the wife of the g.m. take a look. how many sexual favors would you have to give to get this story. last week it was russini who reported team leadership was in conflict over whether to trade rg3 a day before jay gruden announced he was benched in favor of kirk cousins. mccloughan and the redskins officially denied she was the person behind it but mrs. mccloughan issued a long statement saying in part, she deeply apologizes. the comment was unfounded and inappropriate. if you'd like, you can read the full apology on our mobile app. >>> get started on -- it started on twitter and is still blowing up on social media. here with more on what people is saying. i can't imagine it's too friendly. >> usmarc washington frustrated what frustrates the washington, d.c. area more metro or redskins. whoever decided to go with the texans instead of the redskins is probably cleaning out his desk right now. a lot of people are calling this a soap opera. terry mccormack said the happiest person, the wife of scott including

trish: well, i heard chris hahn jumping in there, do you disagree? >> i think ambassador should no better. he did serve types in united nations. six-party deal. united nations are party to it. you need all the parties involved to reinstitute sanctions against iran which they're not willing to do. i'm dubious on this deal. i'm not happy with the deal and it is what it is and not something that donald trump or ted cruz whoever the next president is can easily walk away from. donald trump has been very clear i'm good at getting out of the contracts. i'm good at prosecuting contracts. they have to make sure they prosecute the contract to full extent of it. that iranians upholding full extent the agreement and when they don't they need to prosecute them appropriately. trish: we'll share sound that came into us. donald trump spoke moments at the capitol, expressing his displeasure to the deal. making it clear to everyone that we have quote, very, very stupid leaders. listen to this. >> never, ever, ever, in my life have i certain any transaction so incompe

i know that john lansdale writes in his memoirs coming upon otto hahn. were you with him at that time? were you working with lansdale on that? >> yes, i was there. >> can you -- >> and pasch was there. >> can you start again? >> you're now talking about the armies having moved forward. and we were able to go to the home of otto hahn. a german, principal german scientist. and pasch, colonel pasch was head of the military side of the allsauce mission and they interviewed him, and i was there, too. and which, it was quite clear that he, at least he was not involved in any atomic bomb project. and this, this occurred several times with other scientists as we came upon them. we would, the same people, where other people in the mission would interview them, and then we would write up the reports states. one time general groves sent a message over that i was to go to the rhine river as soon as the troops got past, went over the bridge and scoop up some water and send it back so they could test it. the theory being that the scientists knew that if there was an a

chris hahn, former aide to chuck schumer. chris, you said over and over, bernie sanders cannot win.ry time you come back he is up 10 more points, pretty soon he will be at 99% to 1. what are democrats going to -- a guy like you, say, you know what bernie is real, and democratic party has moved so far left, that i don't recognize it. >> i am a progressive, but i will say, i don't think he is really, really running. i think he is running to prove a points, when the party comes home, which it always does, they will come home to an establishment candidate, you add hillary number and biden number that is majority public. charles: iowa, new hampshire and south carolina, they had a part in there, your secondary candidate. you can't take bidens number and give them to hillary, most of them go to sanders. >> they go to sanders. people just looking at washington say we'll come home, republicans is a that took. discount trump, it is still early. but people are angry, you cannot discount the voters in the early stage states, they are upset. they are looking for an alternative, we look at bernie

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tonight, johnny depp -- from "the visit," kathryn hahn -- and music from mutemath.h cleto and the cletones. and now, first and foremost, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

he chose the name francis to hahn are in the saint of a sissy.me clear francis was not about to change his humble, frugal ways. >> one of fir goals he made was to his paper boy just saying okay i've been elected pope you got to cut off my subscription to the newspaper and you know the sense of -- >> true story. >> true story. >> reporter: bergoglio's leck came as a surprise to many but in retrospect says palmo it made sense. francis he says was brought in to reform the vatican to take it back from the bureaucrats who had run it unchecked for so lo long. and he was already a much needed evangelical witness. but the credibility to reintroduce the goss bell to a western world that had grown agapai threat tick. fans of francis quickly noticed his unique style. >> i admire the way approaches people and how he shows friend friendliness and humility. >> reporter: as for substance, papal pronouncements hot button issues like gay marriage, divorce, even abortion have led some to believe francis is taking the church in a more liberal direction. our experts

[singing while playing together] (hahn) in learning how to play, we don't actually talk about the structure your teacher. this is a little different than western music where the teacher will sit to the side and watch you play. you're always playing at the same time so that you can watch and also find a connection to this art. (narrator) in north india, there's also a highly formalized method of transmitting musical knowledge from teacher to disciple. students learn directly by imitating what their teacher sings or plays. traditionally, music students used to live in the house of their teachers or gurus, where they performed chores and received daily instruction. this master/disciple tradition continues today in a modified form. (spiegel) in india, it's called the guru-sishya parampara-- the teacher/student tradition-- where the student treats his teacher likes he's next to god. my musical hero was alla rakha who i had listened to on many recordings. i had no money, but i would go and meet him and sleep on the floor of his hotel and take care of errands and help out with driving, cooking, sh

. >> the air bus that made the trip from los angeles to hahn luly was not authorized to fly long distancesthe planes were very similar. such flights are required to carry certain emergency equipment. >> sit concerning that an airplane that did not have the extra certification, the extra equipment, was allowed to make the long-distance flight. there were people all the way along the line. the pilots, the ground crew, the administrator, someone could have caught it. the good news is they fessed up. i thing every airline in america will make sure they don't make the same mistake. >> american said the faa was immediately notified once they realized what happened. >>> engine parts falling from a plane to the street in fresno, california. the debris came from a dc-9 that reported engine failure after takeoff. chunks of metal came crashes down into a nibd. >> i came out the check everything out. and then i turned around and looked at my car. i had a hole in the back of the windshield. it was busted out. >> regardless of where it cam from, we're fortunate no one was injured today. >> well said. po

gina louden and chris hahn are back with us.e air, i was on the phone with some highly-connected sources in the democratic party, and there's a feeling that they're ready. they're gearing up for this. they're just waiting for him to throw it in. so when does he announce? >> i think it's like christmas and santa claus for them, but somebody's got to let them know that joe biden is not running for president. trish: come on, why wouldn't joe biden -- this is his opportunity to shine in the sun. >> i think the establishment is already with hillary clinton. the stock market is moving on things she says -- trish: but the establishment needs a candidate that people like. >> she's trapped in a cycle of negative news stories and will joe biden run. once there's a debate in october, that's going the change this psych ising. she's a fantastic -- cycle. she's a fantastic debater. progressives and democrats like substance -- trish: she's going to debate bernie sanders. >> don't forget about martin o'malley. trish: how could i forget? [laught

tonight, johnny depp -- from "the visit," kathryn hahn -- and music from mutemath.s. and now, first and foremost, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

what makes carson so special, i mean besides his eerily steady surgeon hahn. >> i think if you talk to a lot of people who support ben carson they like the fact that he doesn't have political experience. >> that is what they like? no political experience? are you kidding me? what is this obsession republicans have with wanting unqualified people to lead the free world? [ cheers and applause ] >> wilmore: i don't get it. i just don't understand it. no offense but i don't need my president to perform brain surgery, just like i don't need my brain surgeon to be president. ben carson separated conjoined twins. congratulations, wonderful. let me say mr. smarty pants this person this country needs somebody who can bring this country together, not somebody who is an expert at pulling them apart. i and i am not saying pulling is how you got them apart. i don't know i don't know your methods. all right, calm down, larry. just give me one presidential attribute. >> i think people feel he is sincere. >> people like the fact that he is gracious, that he has gratitiude and he cares about people, an

tonight, johnny depp -- from "the visit," kathryn hahn -- and music from mutemath.d the cletones. and now, first and foremost, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody.

magstat, former chinaes correspondent for the world and mpr and santa clara university law professor ana hahnho is also the professor for global law and fpolicy welcome to you both. the u.s. is prepared to take actions against china in retaliation for some recent high-profile cyber attacks including one that compromised data on millions of federal employees. how optimistic are you that china will indeed address this problem? >> i think both countries have to address this problem because this is not a concern just on the u.s. part. it's also a concern on the chinese part. they are concerned with cybersecurity as we are. i liken this very much to the cold war era where both party his nuclear weapons and it's kind of an assured destruction situation. so hopefully both sides will come to an agreement and i'm optimistic and not necessarily that that will happen, but they'll discuss the possibility of each side not continuing the cyber attacks because china is concerned with the u.s. also doing the same. >> mary kay, are you as optimistic? you lived in china for 15 years and you go back regularly n

andrea hahn was browsing facebook when a voice shouted from her computer. >> reporter: it kept repeating the wording. a pop up box gave a number to call. >> i was nervous. oh, no. what happened? my computer got infected. >> reporter: she called the number. a man said he was from microsoft. >> they took control of the computer. >> reporter: the man said he needed access to all of her computers. they might be infected, too. she called her husband. >> he said hang up, it's a scam. >> reporter: which she did, but not before the man disabled everything on the scheme. >> they're scamming you. >> reporter: this security expert at symantech says the crooks cause a problem so you they have to fix it. >> once allowing access to your computer it's open season. >> i was concerned he had personal information. >> . >> reporter: her husband figured out how to undo the damage. he contacted 7 on your side, and now, we called that number again. >> do you need remote access? >> reporter: the man on the phone says yes. greg keeps asking questions. the man estimates cost to remove the supposed virus but warn

andrea hahn was browsing facebook when a voice shouted from her computer. >> reporter: it kept repeating the wording. a pop up box gave a number to call. >> i was nervous. oh, no. what happened? my computer got infected. >> reporter: she called the number. a man said he was from microsoft. >> they took control of the computer. >> reporter: the man said he needed access to all of her computers. they might be infected, too. she called her husband. >> he said hang up, it's a scam. >> reporter: which she did, but not before the man disabled everything on the scheme. >> they're scamming you. >> reporter: this security expert at symantech says the crooks cause a problem so you they have to fix it. >> once allowing access to your computer it's open season. >> i was concerned he had personal information. >> . >> reporter: her husband figured out how to undo the damage. he contacted 7 on your side, and now, we called that number again. >> do you need remote access? >> reporter: the man on the phone says yes. greg keeps asking questions. the man estimates cost to remove the supposed virus but warn

tony hahn at asset management says there seems to be a bit of a witchhunt for a scapegoat. other media report, among new investment products promoted by civic were cross-border equities swaps popular with global hedge funds. they allow investors outside china to place bets on stocks or indices in china without actually being there. as the middleman brokerage in this case, civic, -- citic handles this. foreigners can sidestep quotas as the transactions were initiated in hong kong. the mart -- the market collapse .as put an end to citic's rise its stock is down again today, both a and eight shares. it has lost 60% since april. rishaad: let's have a look at some of the other stories we are following for you today, including downsizing at hp. that's right. hp expects to/as many 30,000 jobs. rick up looms as part of a $7 billion restructuring that will split the tech giant into two separate entities in november. hp enterprise will supply business is with high-end technology. hp ink will sell personal computers and printers. the job cuts are 10% of the company's workforce, and wi

more about the country that we are becoming and so concerned about politeness that we forget about hahnness -- honesty and training. >> they like his attitude. >> definitely. people who are never been into politics before now have an interest in it. they want to support someone with a similar passion if math. >> yeah, they are called white dads and we need them in the polling booth. >> where are we? we have been absent. >> we tried women and young people and didn't work out. >> gavin you will love this story. she works on a flying bar, but would prefer not to serve drinks. a muslim employee filed a complaint claiming she was suspended for refusing to serve blues. a flight uh 10 department converted to islam two years ago. she asked the supervisor for a religious accommodation. in early august a colleague filed a complaint that she was not fully going her job. they placed leer on administrative leave without pay. that is one of of many complaints filed on easy llama phobia. what are you nodding your head about? >> there is a study that says we don't want to make friends at work anymore. ther

to be hahn these that was one of the most confusing things i watched. the only conclusion i can draw is what we are watching may not be an nfl player selling skittles. maybe it was a man whose dream was cul filled by -- was fulfilled by skittles being sold. >> sometimes you see the pitch men running through the motions. he was definitely passionate about the skittles. >> he was. i hate skittles though. i used to be a candy expert. i was a girl in college and for lunch had the giant bag of mixed candle. >> do you like cook let? >> i still like chocolate. don't do the candy anymore. but have you sour patch kids and you go for skittles? but i do appreciate his passion. >> what about sweet tarts? >> i like -- sour patch kids were a little sour and then sweet, like me. it is interesting. like a pretzel that has chocolate and salt, i like confusion on my pallet. >> skittles pull your teeth out. >> they taste like yellow star burst. nobody likes that. >> i did when i was about 13 i gave up on all of those kind of things. we are done on skittles. we will cross

and later this week, johnny depp, mindy kaling, kathryn hahn, music from mutemath and ricky martin, too. >> jimmy: and this is exciting, next month, we are taking our show to brooklyn, new york the week of october 19th we will be broadcasting from the beautiful brooklyn academy of music. if you want to come see us, this is the first official ticket announcement. go to kimmelinbrooklyn.com for all the information. tickets are free and we've got great guests and good times in store. golden globe-winning person from england who came to this country and married one of our people. now she walks among us. she is a newly-minted american citizen with a new movie called "sicario." it opens in new york and la september 18th. please welcome emily blunt. [cheers and applause] . >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look fantastic, and i hope you now how thrilled i am that you are one of us now. >> really? did you like that i wasn't before? >> jimmy: there was a wedge between us, i guess, but i don't feel like you've accepted us. >> in a way. >> jimmy: americans, we, you know this. you're an american.

i know that john lansdale writes in his memoirs, coming upon otto hahn. were you with him at that time? were you working with lansdale on that? >> yes, i was there. >> can you -- >> and pasch was there. >> can you start again? >> you're now talking about the armies having moved forward. and we were able to go to the home of otto hahn, a german, principal german scientist. and pasch, colonel pasch was head of the military side of the alsos mission and they interviewed him, and i was there, too. and which, it was quite clear that he, at least he was not involved in any atomic bomb project. and this, this occurred several times with other scientists as we came upon them. we would, the same people, where other people in the mission would interview them, and then we would write up the reports and send them back to the states. one time general groves sent a message over that i was to go to the rhine river as soon as the troops got past, went over the bridge and scoop up some water and send it back so they could test it. the theory being that the scientists knew

as will kathryn hahn and music from a great band mutemath. friday mindy detailing and music from ricky martin. the week of october 19th we're taking our show to brooklyn, new york, for five shows at the brooklyn academy of xhutsic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you want to come to see us, go to this website. kimmelinbrooklyn.com for tickets. tickets are free but you have to sign up to get them. very are very, very strict about that. very good. except for the fact that our first guest tonight wears makeup to work he is a man's man whom you know from many films of note. his latest is called "everest." >> nice and easy. you're tied in mate. >> i can't feel my hands! >> looking good. >> help me! mate. >> i can't pull myself up! >> i gotcha. >> you okay? >> there's no guarantees at the summit, i get it! if you get killed because i'm waiting in line ike i'm at frickin' walmart! >> jimmy: please welcome josh brolin! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. i have to say -- [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >>

their hands on the model x and they're probably rubbing them thinking oh my goodness i finally get my hahnse model x after all of this time. it only took three years. >> it's true. in terms of price sensitivity if you're willing to work over, what, $120,000 for a model s you'll fork over 142,000 for the model x because it's only just a tad higher. it doesn't take that much to buy the additional one but they do want to cater to women. they do want to cater to families because the model s was just geared toward men wasn't it? >> i don't know about that. let's not throw gender into it. >> that's what elon musk says. he said that a couple of months ago. >> i'm sure he's happy to sell to men or women. >> he did but he also wants to target the women. >> tow think that's a soccer mom car? >> that's what he was aiming for. >> it's a sleek one if it is. i love those doors. it's the falcon wings. where they open up instead of to the side. it also comes with an interesting speck as well called the bio weapon defense button. do you think a soccer mom needs that. >> every soccer mom needs that nowadays.

. >> pampering with mail is a fell hahn know offense. >> this case is still currently under investigationstanford, david martin, fox new. >> howard is here with look at sports. >> the eagles they head into week four again the redskins but have two more injuriesly your problems. eagles running back everything is done something in the nfl that is not done before for >> eagles won their first football game. kicker cody parkey will be placed on injured reserve tomorrow and done for the season they signed khalib sturgess who played with miami. andrew gardner could be out for the season and may need surgery on his foot with what's called a liz frank jr. and maybe we will get more online backer key company alonso with his acl sprain tomorrow. as far as the game ryan matthews the first eagles running back since last thanksgiving to rush for 100 jar. the question is obvious, does matthews still get the bulk of the carries if demarco murray is healthy next week. >> i have no idea. that's not concern for any of us. we don't really think about it. i had two guys go down on saturday he may be one of t

he chose the name francis to hahn are in the saint of a sissy. about to change his humble, frugal ways. >> one of fir goals he made was to his paper boy just saying okay i've been elected pope you got to cut off my subscription to the newspaper and you know the sense of -- >> true story. >> true story. >> reporter: bergoglio's leck came as a surprise to many but in retrospect says palmo it made sense. francis he says was brought in to reform the vatican to take it back from the bureaucrats who had run it unchecked for so lo long. and he was already a much needed evangelical witness. but the credibility to reintroduce the goss bell to a western world that had grown agapai threat tick. fans of francis quickly noticed his unique style. >> i admire the way approaches people and how he shows friend friendliness and humility. >> reporter: as for substance, papal pronouncements hot button issues like gay marriage, divorce, even abortion have led some to believe francis is taking the church in a more liberal direction. our experts insist he is merely eli

we have chris hahn, blake burman with the break down on the poll numbers. blake, i will start with you. poll numbers are in his favor but biden not in a rush to get into the race? >> reporter: joe biden said timetable was end of the summer he would make a decision. here we are, end of the summer passed technically, still no decision. he still has to make the choice whether or not as he says whether he has emotional fuel to do this nothing concrete really in terms after timeline at this moment. there is incentive, trish, to jump in should joe biden want to organize and raise money. there is no rush getting on stage for next debate. under cnn's rules, biden could he wanted to decide as late as day before that that he is in and be part of the first democratic debate which should be important if he decides he wants in. latest round of polling from nbc news and "wall street journal" is nothing short of encouraging from biden. let me show you numbers. despite being undeclared, joe biden is 17% in hypothetical primary. hillary clinton maintaining slide into the lo