it is hump days with hal sparks.ights. i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. "stephanie miller show." v this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>that's an understatement, eliot. ♪ listen to ♪ >> stephanie miller. ♪ in cars ♪ >> stephanie: hal's so physical. it is "the stephanie miller show." 24 minutes after the hour. >> you really are acting out the entire video. >> oh, yeah, you're welcome. >> stephanie: i've said it once and many times. chris, we're the finest physical comedian in the entire country in addition to being hilariously smart and funny and you can see it live on stage saturday in seattle. >> your t-rex impression is physical too. >> we've got -- it's hard to pick which one i do because i have the monkey and the koala bear that a lot of people have been requesting and the three toad sloth which is popular. i don't know how i'm going to fit these all in. >> stephanie: he's an entire comedic zoo. a traveling zoo. >> it will be a hal sparks go to the zoo. the entire hour de

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i'm doing a show with hal sparks at the barrymore theater.ork city on the 27th of october. and you can watch on current tv to see the new documentary. i seem thrilled to have had a chance to fill in for bill press and i want to close with this quote, we will never have the immediate you on our side in this country, or the elite smart people on your side. you are right, sanatorium because they watch bill press, and they are not buy what you are saying. >> announcer: this is the "bill press show." and decided to be...not boring. that's how i met marilyn... giada... really good. yes! [ jack ] ...and alicia. ♪ this girl is on fire ♪ [ male announcer ] use any citi card to get the benefits of private pass. more concerts, more events more experiences. [ jack ] hey, who's boring now? [ male announcer ] get more access with the citi card. [ crowd cheering, mouse clicks ]

and keeps hal sparks' mojo going.nventions with the smartest friends you've ever sat down to watch a show with and realizing i had nothing to contribute but it was really brilliant and i thought current nailed the be coverage of having bill press and stephanie miller there was dynamite. i love both of these shows and having michael shure of "the young turks" and david shuster on the floor. it was solid coverage. we did four hours of live coverage every night. all of you know this because you were watching current without fail and it was really, really a great experience to be sitting there with, you know, a real political insiders. what i like about what current is doing is their line-up is comedians with joy and stephanie. journalists like bill press and cenk. just powerhouse selects of elected -- intellects of elected officials. having eliot spitzer and jennifer granholm on the same panel. it was humbling. i'm relieved to be back here in l.a. recovering from the bliss of the convention. did you guys enjoy the democr

with the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour, and then i'll be in madison, wisconsin with hal sparks: all right. get your tickets immediately. political satireist, thanks as always. >> thank you. >> eliot: have a [♪ theme music ♪] >> jennifer: i'm jennifer grandholm and you are in "the war room." if you are a right-wing republican and your world is imploding around you, accept reality? just deny it. the polls don't look good for mitt romney. down in poll after poll after poll, but don't get down mitt. >> we know that polls are just a reflection of statistics that whiches what people are thinking in reality. and reality

i'll pulling a show with hal sparks at the barrymore theater.for pen next week in new york city. we got to everyone who was on hold for more than an hour and that's a personal achievement for me. go out and make your corner of

hal sparks did this -- it was too good to be true -- i hadn't seen it yet, the political piece -- >>"politico" usually does is report the news. >> stephanie: yeah it was too mixed with political comments -- >> it was incredibly irresponsible what they did the other day. >> stephanie: although i bet paul ryan is calling him stench now. >> sure, it's a good nickname. >> stephanie: obama will head to nevada on sunday. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: for debate camp. >> it's almost like space camp. >> stephanie: he has already canceled some debate preparation because he is the freaking president. >> yeah. >> stephanie: wow, this sounds fun, florida children are having birthday parties with actual alligator alligators. oh, they have their mouths taped shut. >> that's because they have no strength to push up -- >> stephanie: the water might make the tape disintegrate. barrett believes his alligator pool service would be the perfect answer to boring birthday parties. yes, indeed. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i didn't have kids for any number of a billion reasons, chris, and eve

saturday, september 29th, the paramount theatre will welcome john frugal sang, stephanie miller and hal sparksiberal comedy tour. seattle, this is your last chance before the election to experience pure progressive nirvana. >> yeah. thank you, rocky mountain mike. oh, that was shane. my bad. let's go to jim in jersey. welcome. >> caller: good morning. how are you? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i just realized this morning that john kerry and mitt romney have a few things in common that i would like to share. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: two things that really jump out at me. that was the people may not know this but they were both vietnam protestors. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: there was a little difference between how and when they protested. john kerry, everyone is aware is a very decorated vietnam combat veteran. he decided to protest after he came back from serving his nation. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: but -- >> stephanie: else -- >> caller: he protested to go to war and sent his classmates to war. >> stephanie: not him. rude pundit makes this point. he said can you imag

and we're doing a sexy liberal tour, and i'm doing a special show with hal sparks on the 6th of octoberlaying next? >> we're playing in november. and we're on hooloo now. so check out what it is all about. >> john: all right. we're taking your calls, i promise when we come back for the "stephanie miller show." it's a great day to be a american, a great day to be alive. this is the "stephanie miller show," this week with 100% less stephanie miller. [♪ theme music ♪] >> john: this is "talking liberally," the "stephanie miller show" on current tv, the only tv station that matters. i'm john fugelsang filling in for stephanie all week long and it's really an honor to be filling in for her show on 9/11. for all of the sorrow we feel, i got to say it's the amazing patriotism, and the people who watch current tv you are proud to make me an american. and we can be proud to live in a country that canceled jersey shore last week. >> really that happened? >> john: it happened kelly. >> we are moving forward as a nation. >> john: you got to believe. hope and change. hope and change. the only bad par

hal david. >>> they've been together for the most part some 40 years. their music sparkingsals and school dances. "sweet home alabama," "free bird" and "what's your name." lynyrd skynyrd. i sat down face to face with vocalist johnny van zant and guitarist gary rossington about how it all got started, beginning with the band's name. >> it was his gym teacher. i should let him explain it. >> his name was leonard skinner with a different spelling. but he used to get us in trouble for having long hair in school. it was just down to our eyebrows or touching our ears back in the '60s but we liked the beatles and we wanted to be a band. but in gym class he noticed it shaking and stuff and kick you out to get a haircut. after a while we just quit school, said no we're not doing it, grew our hair and played in a band. now you kids stay in school. >> doesn't work for everybody! >> doesn't work for everybody. >> what does leonard skinner think about that when he finally learned that lynyrd skynyrd is actually kind after play on my name. >> we spelled it different so he wouldn't sue us

joined by the great and brilliant hal sparks. icking with us for a little longer is the reverend sandie richards. thank you for hanging out. >> great to be here. >> hal: it should come as no surprise this is the first press conference i think mitt romney has done where he's actually taken questions in -- i can't remember when the last one was. >> john: i don't remember one. this is a very calculated move to varnish his foreign policy. >> hal: because he has none. as if it takes any thought any kind of legitimacy as far as -- that gives you any foreign policy credentials to stand in front of a group of people and say i strongly condemn attacks and we'll stand on our principles, like this word salad semi palin response he's been giving. while using it as an opportunity while the relatives of the dead are still being informed to -- as a political -- as a ham-handed political attack on the president. in an attempt to burnish his own credentials. >> john: that's the difference between a politician and a leader. secretary clinton pointe

hump days with sexy liberal hal sparks. scat. the jokes. i'll be there two shows saturday night. one night only. at yoshii's this saturday night. then back down -- in seattle the following week. >> for mama's big birthday show. tickets almost gone. >> hal's birth birthday is tuesday. >> my little libra friend. >> it is also my mom's birthday. >> happy birthday sparkses'. >> his dismissal of quiet diesel subs is inappropriate. dan says that. wrong. >> they run on batteries when they're underwater. >> stephanie: everyone knows that. >> you run the diesels on the surface. the germans have all electric boats. which they're selling to the israelis. >> stephanie: all right. now back to roland's balls. >> why do we need to talk about roland's balls because a florida man has a lot going on in his pants in a related story. >> there is news in florida. >> i used to have a lot going on in my pants back when i lived in minnesota. >> stephanie: harvey had almost $450 worth of clothes and shoes stuffed in his trousers. in his pants pocket