was sorting and i said-- he was in a pet store in vancouver and had just had bought a cage for a hamster. and he said i'm just bought a cage of a hamster and i said i'm filming all bina mut ant crocodiles, radioactive crocodiles. and i hear this clatter. he dropped the cage and said, you are shooting what? and i said i'm shooting all bina crocodiles. and they will be in the film. so it is a wild science fiction so the fantasy at the end. and i want the audience, i want the audience with me in wild fantasies in something that illuminates them. if i were only fact-based, you see, the book of books in literature then would be the manhattan film director. 4 million entries, everything correct. but it is out of my ears and i do not know do they dream it and i just dismiss the-- crying in his pillow at night. we do not know anything when we check all the correct entries in the film directory. i'm not this kind of a filmmaker. i'm not this kind of a filmmaker. and i-- . >> stephen: sir, if i may, i want to party with you, cowboy. werner herzog, cave of forgotten dreams in theatres now. we'll be

cage absorbs hamster really well so i get max we're helping wall street here we've got to stay focused ok next headline australia g.d.p. falls most since one thousand nine hundred one australia's economy shrank in the first quarter by the most in twenty years as floods her exports gross domestic product fell one point two percent from the previous three months exports slumped eight point seven percent subtracting two point one percentage points from g.d.p. growth so massive floods climate catastrophes all over the world that you have floods in australia you have then the next headline un words of food riots in developing world as drought pushes up prices and so you. see massive droughts in france france is the biggest producer of wheat in in europe kansas is the biggest producer of wheat in america they're being hit by extreme drought now. so you don't have any people who say that it's want to change and now everyone every there's a ten thousand centers just one. for people watching the show oh climate change i better don't know or that it doesn't exist there's no such thing as climate

hamsterization this is a term a columbia internal review referred to about a hamster wheel and this is the phenomenon of reporters who now have in addition to their regular beat the have a second beat and right for the website and tweet and are learning how to do video it creates the sense they feel like they're hamsters on a wheel. since the work of the federal government i decided to bureaucratize the phrase a little bit and we are now referring to this as hampsterization, and this is a process of when you don't necessarily eliminate the become it's like it's not like there's no one there covering it but reporters are stretched and it means to use a different metaphor if you're talking about a media landscape there are still reporters who can look at the landscape and describe what is there but they have less and less time to turn over the rocks and look in the shadows. you can see in the case of calls reporting eighth important topic, the kaiser foundation did a study and said its interest in health coverage is up, the number of repoters is down and they concluded a result of that w

it's hamsters. only a few hundred european hamsters remain in a small enclave of france. they need to do a better job of protecting their breegd sites and rests places. >>> now a look at top international headlines. it's a celebration fit for a mon amp in london today. queen elizabeth ii turned 85 in april. they officially observe her birthday in june when it's much nicer. plenty of dukes, duchesses, princes and princesses were in attendance. >>> chavez is recovering from surgery. they say the surgery went well. >>> leon panetta is in pakistan today. he's urging pakistani efforts to step up efforts to hunt militants in pakistan. >>> and if you're looking for a new job, check this out. are you looking for a higher salary or a better work life, and balance, you know. we all want that. here's a list of best companies for balance. number five is wegmass, scottra scottrade, and mitre. [car horn honks] our outback always gets us there... ... sometimes it just takes us a little longer to get back. ♪ the forbes best companies for work-life balance. number two is rei and number on

[laughter] >> i guarantee there's not hamsters, parots, horses, cats or dogs. >> jon: wow. who's going to stitch my mouth up? that was one depressing litany of miserable economic news. it was against this backdrop that president barack obama went to a chrysler factory, strapped on the goggles and offered a congratulatory handshake to the few remaining people in the country who still have jobs. [laughter] there he delivered his state of the economy address. >> we still face some tough times. we still face some challenges. we're going to pass through some rough terrain. there's still some headwinds that are coming at us. >> jon: no [bleeped]. [laughter] all right. a little rough terrain, a little headwinds still coming at us is fine. we're americans. we're strong. >> just like if you had a bad illness, if you got hit by a truck, you know, it's going to take a while for you to mend, and that's what's happened to our economy. [laughter] [applause] >> jon: how did we go from there's a little bit of headwinds to we got hit by a truck? not even a car. we got hit by a truck. you kn

yes, hamsters. [ male announcer ] look at this, bridgestone is using natural rubber, researching ways to enhance its quality and performance, and making their factories more environmentally friendly. producing products that save on fuel and emissions, and some that can be reused again. ♪ and promoting eco-friendly and safety driving campaigns. ♪ one team. one planet. bridgestone. >>> it is about half past the hour and here is a look at the stories that you may have missed. the state of alaska has released some 24,000 pages of e-mails from sarah palin's years as governor. it includes e-mails from state business from palin's official and private accounts. the move is a response to the freedom of information act from cnn and other news agencies. >>> actor/comedian tracy morgan apologizing today after a performance in nashville last week that included several angry anti-gay remarks. in morgan's apology he said he is not a hateful person and even in a comedy club this went too far and it is not funny in

. >> now we're just getting a few last-minute things, the cat and the hamster. >> reporter: and joined the caravan of vehicles leaving. >> we went through, took pictures of everything, took as much as we could. and getting out of town. so you know, you take all the important things, all the memories. >> reporter: for some residents the scene is depressingly familiar. new mexico's worst wildfire burned through this area back in 2000. >> the same anxiety as you did eleven years ago. you don't know if when we leave if we'll have a home to come home to. >> reporter: the fire began in the mountains and has burned more than 44,000 acres. about 30 structures have been lost. firefighters say shifting winds could make things worse. >> this fire's going to be here awhile. i do not think it's going to be a wallow fire, but it has the potential to double, triple its size. i hope it doesn't. >> reporter: crews are setting backfires outside of the ban deleer national monument in an effort to save the recently renovated visitor's center. >>> in eastern nebraska, the nuclear regulatory commission says

hamsterization this is a term a columbia internal review referred to about a hamster wheel and this is the phenomenon of reporters who now have in addition to their regular beat the have a second beat and right for the website and tweet and are learning how to do video it creates the sense they feel like they're hamsters on a wheel. since the work of the federal government i decided to bureaucratize the phrase a little bit and we are now referring to this as hampsterization, and this is a process of when you don't necessarily eliminate the become it's like it's not like there's no one there covering it but reporters are stretched and it means to use a different metaphor if you're talking about a media landscape there are still reporters who can look at the landscape and describe what is there but they have less and less time to turn over the rocks and look in the shadows. you can see in the case of calls reporting eighth important topic, the kaiser foundation did a study and said its interest in health coverage is up, the number of reporters is down and they concluded a result of that

washington of course what's happening but russia and china oppose any of hamster intervene in serious internal affairs through the u.n. . they dived into the icy waters of the arctic saw the wrath of the titanic and went to the bottom of by call the world's largest fresh like now to the state of the art russian mini subs are swarming the dance of switzerland geneva president explains why. for the first time ever to russia. the legendary mirrors have made it to the ball some of switzerland's launches to gain a better idea about its job contamination levels of lake geneva within the next two months researches from switzerland germany france and the united states will carry out physical chemical might provide logical experiments even that lake geneva is the main source of potable water in the region over the years submersibles were used to call in siberia we also reached the. ocean in two thousand and seven and rather than part of the russian expedition presidential envoy to the north and south poles are two trillion dollar of loss of titanium capsule on the all to goshen floor to symbol

how is my hamster? don't forget, he likes cheddar goldfish. my job on the jimmy fallon show is fun.the stage which means i'm in charge of a lot of stagehands. they are nice but they are huge. and sometimes i feel like i'm herding cattle. i would use a cattle prod but nbc says it is against the rules and it might kill the stagehands to death. like anyone cares. [ light laughter ] anyways, i like jimmy a lot, but sometimes when i'm in a bad mood and i have to count five, four, three, two, when i get to the one, i give him the finger. [ laughter ] once i saw him notice but it was too late for him to say anything. he had to introduce helen mirren. don't tell him i wrote this. love, nikka. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i remember that. i remember that. thank you, nikka. well i think one of our writers, jeremy, has a letter. jeremy, would you like to read it? >> sure jimmy. dear mom and dad. you're never going to guess what happened. i kissed someone. [ laughter ] on the lips. [ laughter ] a girl. i remember when i told you that christie brinkley was the prettiest girl in the world. w

hamsterization this is a term a columbia internal review referred to about a hamster wheel and this is phenomenon of reporters who now have in addition to their regular beat the have a second beat and right for the website and tweet and are learning how to do video it creates the sense they feel like they're hamsters on a wheel. since the work of the federal government i decided to bureaucratize the phrase a little bit and we are now referring to this as hampsterization, and this is a process of when you don't necessarily eliminate the become it's like it's not like there's no one there covering it but reporters are stretched and it means to use a different metaphor if you're talking about a media landscape there are still reporters who can look at the landscape and describe what is there but they have less and less time to turn over the rocks and look in the shadows. you can see in the case of calls reporting eighth important topic, the kaiser foundation did a study and said its interest in health coverage is up, the number of reporters is down and they concluded a result of that was

hamsterization this is a term a columbia internal review referred to about a hamster wheel and this is phenomenon of reporters who now have in addition to their regular beat the have a second beat and right for the website and tweet and are learning how to do video it creates the sense they feel like they're hamsters on a wheel. since the work of the federal government i decided to bureaucratize the phrase a little bit and we are now referring to this as hampsterization, and this is a process of when you don't necessarily eliminate the become it's like it's not like there's no one there covering it but reporters are stretched and it means to use a different metaphor if you're talking about a media landscape there are still reporters who can look at the landscape and describe what is there but they have less and less time to turn over the rocks and look in the shadows. you can see in the case of calls reporting eighth important topic, the kaiser foundation did a study and said its interest in health coverage is up, the number of reporters is down and they concluded a result of that was

. >>> and at the mtv movie awards last night, gary busey came on stage in a giant hamster ball to announceent and planted a kiss on their co-star taylor lautner. 33 minutes past the hour. over to marysol castro. >> that award show is just a gift that keeps on giving. good morning, jeff. you can see a major swath of precipitation all the way from the west coast through the great lakes. we're keeping a special eye on the northern plains. they really don't need any more rain as we continue to follow the missouri river as it crests and just flows over. we also have some severe weather in the great lakes. another area that we're keeping an eye on if my clicker decides to work today. there we go. the southeast continues to be very warm. very humid. new orleans, jackson and birmingham, you could break a record for today. as a result of the heat and humidity there will be a few pop-up showers over the next 24 hours. the northern plains of montana, you are expected to see about an inch of rain over the next 24 hours. and then in the great lakes, we're keeping an eye on hail, gusty winds, rain and m

hamsterization this is a term a columbia internal review referred to about a hamster wheel and this ishenomenon of reporters who now have in addition to their regular beat the have a second beat and right for the website and tweet and are learning how to do video it creates the sense they feel like they're hamsters on a wheel. since the work of the federal government i decided to bureaucratize the phrase a little bit and we are now referring to this as hampsterization, and this is a process of when you don't necessarily eliminate the become it's like it's not like there's no one there covering it but reporters are stretched and it means to use a different metaphor if you're talking about a media landscape there are still reporters who can look at the landscape and describe what is there but they have less and less time to turn over the rocks and look in the shadows. you can see in the case of calls reporting eighth important topic, the kaiser foundation did a study and said its interest in health coverage is up, the number of reporters is down and they concluded a result of that was a

. >>> and at the mtv movie awards last night, gary busey came on stage in a giant hamster ball to announceiss on their co-star taylor lautner. >> thanks so much. that's your latest weather. now over to erica and jeff. >>> when secretary of state hillary clinton travels to the middle east and africa this week you'll see her meet with foreign leaders, holding press conferences. what many will not see is the hundreds of security agents behind the scenes who make sure she is safe. jeff glor got a look at the agency responsible for protecting american diplomats and even tried your hand at a little of the training. >> yes, a little bit. we'll show you a little of that. good morning once again. 2,000 agents make up the diplomatic security service which protects more than 200 embassys and consulates worldwide. places like yemen, syria and afghanistan. many of these regions are more volatile than ever. >> welcome. we're so glad you could be here today. >> reporter: it's made up to look like an afghan marketplace. >> we've had some bombings of late. >> gentlemen, how are we doing? but this is actual

the cat and the hamster. >> meteorologist rob marciano is following this for us. what do we think? the weather conditions? >> the winds are relatively light. a big fire. two in new mexico and this one we zoom into it, the one knocking at the doorsteps of the los alamos national laboratory. we spin the map around and looking down towards the south and west where those flames are coming from. the winds will be increasing out of the south as we go through time. this has happened before. i think it was back in 2000, where flames got very close and each took a couple of buildings out of the lab. so we have got to get a handle on this before too long. we have big-time heat and record-breaking low levels of humidity in the cross parts of the southwest and the winds are going to be picking up. today, we don't have a fire weather watch but low visibility with the smoke being blown from the south and the south and southwest winds will pick up from time to time here. poor air quality as well. are we going to get any help from rain? we are into the monsoon and get showers this timt of the year

the commission also hopes to renew a ban on pets like puppies, kitties and hamsters.huge animal lover. i've always adopted from shelters and spayed and neutered my pets. i certainly don't want to see pets return to shelters, but goldfish?

that includes dogs, cats, hamsters even fish. "the los angeles times" reports the city's animal control commission says this will help overcrowding in shelters, a way to end impulse buying from pet stores. >>> going green? and almost au natural. they called this the naked bike ride in lisbon, portugal. well, i mean a little bit of clothing going on. thankfully, no one we saw went full monte. a little uncomfortable i'm sure. >> at least he's wearing a top hat. bikinis, shorts, briefs, the ride to draw attention to the need to replace fossil fuels with renewable energy. >> did you say booty shorts? >> put a lot of money on the fact that christine has never said booty shorts. >> feels kind of -- booty shorts. >> a controversy about clothing in california where a woman is suing ab crom by and fitch, says the they fired her when she refused to remove a hijab. >> should a muslim worker be fired for refusing to take off a head scarf for religious reasons. >> donna moody writes on facebook,. >> rose on facebook says, no one should be fir

operational goals and objectives the then filtered down for the tactical level, it's very much like a hamster in a matter how much exertion you're putting on the wheel you're going to get tired of not going anywhere. and that's not what i want to see happen. i don't want a repeat of what happened in vietnam. where we won on the battlefield constantly. but at the strategic level, that's where we did not have the focus and that's not where we had the great objectives. so i want to start off with this. when i hear people talk of the war met on terror that's an incredible misnomer. because a nation cannot go and fight a tactic it would be the same as we said world war to the united states went to war against the creek read or on the pacific theater the 12 war against the kamikaze tactic. what has to be presented for us to be successful on the 21st century battlefield is an understanding of who we are fighting against. because when i hear people talk about we are up war with al qaeda and with the taliban, we are so narrowly defined this to the point where we go to war to fight against the 12 germa

operational goals and objectives that filter down at the tactical level there is very much like a hamster no matter how much exertion you're putting on the wheel you're going to get tired of not going anywhere. and that's not what i want to see happen. i don't want to see a repeat of what happened did vietnam where we won on the battlefield constantly but at the strategic level that's where we didn't have the soldiers and not where we had a great objective. i want to start off with this. when i hear people talk about the war on terror i think it is and incredible misnomer because the nation cannot go and fight a tactic. it would be just the same as if we sell abroad were to the united states went to war against the creek or the pacific theater they went to war against the kamikaze tactics. what has to be presented for us to be successful on the 21st century battlefield is an understanding of who we are fighting against. because when i hear people talk about well, we are at war met with al qaeda or just taliban, the narrowly defined this to the point where did we go to the war to fight aga

was sorting and i said-- he was in a pet store in vancouver and had just had bought a cage for a hamster. and he said i'm just bought a cage of a hamster and i said i'm filming all bina mut ant crocodiles, radioactive crocodiles. and i hear this clatter. he dropped the cage and said, you are shooting what? and i said i'm shooting all bina crocodiles. and they will be in the film. so it is a wild science ficon