i wish i were handicapped. lucky, dude. - human rabbits' feet. - alice, how many handicapped people do we have in this office? - that a trick question? - [silly voice] we have but one. - ooh, i'm gonna talk like that too. alas, there are but two handicap parking spots, which is arithmetic, milady. - yeah, you do the math. hmm? - alice, what they're trying to say is that there's no spots out there for normal people like us, all right? so i'm out there, parked on the street, and what, i'm supposed to, what, move my car every two hours? - that's stupid. - get real. - act real, alice, 'cause guess what. we're here every day at 10:00. okay, maybe 10:02. but when we get here, the parking lot's all packed out, and we're s.o.o.l. - so why don't you just scratch our butts a little bit and give us the bonus handicap parking spot, okay? - first of all, work starts at 9:00. yeah. and see this? this is me making a note of giving you that spot. "give parking spot to idiots. change tampon...kill self." - uhh, change tampon--

. >>> there's three in a row, the handicapped placards and end in calculating the cost of free parking mike sugerman on the plan to change parking rolls. because of the night's football game we have a special addition here on cbs five i'm allen martin >>> i'm elizabeth cook. in a billion dollar bye for apple a jury found samsung stole apples ideas for their smart phone and tablets mark sayre on what this means for silicon valley and tech obsessed society. >>> no doubt a huge victory for apple in federal court at least for now you can by disputed samsung products on local store shelves. it took a jury of seven men and to women 22 hours of deliberation to reach a verdict. samsung infringed on all seven of apple's patents and found the infringement was willful samsung countersued climbing apple violated samsung is patents but the jury rejected that argument. >>> a huge win for apple the got everything they wanted >>> the scene at technology riot was in the courtroom he says for the moment the decision will not change anything for consumers >>> this gives apple and ferrite to issue an inju

. >>> there's three in a row, the handicapped placards and end in calculating the cost of free parking mike sugerman on the plan to change parking rolls. because of the night's football game we have a special addition here on cbs five i'm allen martin >>> i'm elizabeth cook. in a billion dollar bye for apple a jury found samsung stole apples ideas for their smart phone and tablets mark sayre on what this means for silicon valley and tech obsessed society. >>> no doubt a huge victory for apple in federal court at least for now you can by disputed samsung products on local store shelves. it took a jury of seven men and to women 22 hours of deliberation to reach a verdict. samsung infringed on all seven of apple's patents and found the infringement was willful samsung countersued climbing apple violated samsung is patents but the jury rejected that argument. >>> a huge win for apple the got everything they wanted >>> the scene at technology riot was in the courtroom he says for the moment the decision will not change anything for consumers >>> this gives apple and ferrite to issue an inju

i have a brother who's mentally handicapped and my mother spent her whole life trying to raise money to to support people who were mentally handicapped you know what in my mother would do that maybe i feel that i should be doing something to to support something that i think is worthwhile now i could say that my mother was an inspiration because i saw her you know devoting life to the cause that she had i haven't done that i've devoted my life to you know myself and my family and and other things but you know the preserving our heritage and this is a little moment when it might be possible to make a tiny difference in a tiny one tiny world with intentions. to. we're just having a little walk. in the village now you can see that the house. and everything there's just one one family in the village at the moment and they're just here for the summer my sign of life very beautiful. bring her. memories from around. the. ship. but then you could sort of and here you can see st nicholas church. it was built in the eight hundred twenty s. today it serves as a reminder of the fate of many othe

approved a parking spot in front of a handicapped man's home. the problem is his car keys getting towed. >> 7 is on yreport. >> you would think most people would want them to issue a handicapped-parking spot right in front of their home. but this man wants his thought approved right in front of his son, to be moved about 200 feet away. he says that would make it more convenient for him. he has been seeking city approval for a designated handicapped spots right in front of his home. but he says that parking is to much trouble. that is because the spot right in front of his home is in our rush hours son. >> at 7:00 in the morning it is difficult. >> and his van has been struck several times by swerving cars on this busy thoroughfare. >> your car is hit constantly. >> jackson says circling to find another spot is too time- consuming. >> my wife has got cancer. there has to be somebody with her. i cannot drive around. >> so he asked for permission to have this spot so he does not have to drive around. he says he has built up the necessary paperwork,

and the in no way has it handicapped you from doing, abstaining, doing world class art. how are you doing, kid? >> well it is not so much -- well, i think if i believed in god, i would think a good and kind god gives you something to mitigate for your deficiencies. i don't believe in god. >> plasticity. >> so i find it even more amazing that nature was able to give us that ability to, you know, kind of reprocess all of the information and come up with something else. and for me, it is not so strange that i, you know, made portraits. i was driven to make portraits. i was trying to understand the faces and commit them to memory of people that i know and love, and for me, it has to be flattened out, once it is flattened out, i can commit to memory in a way that i can't if i am looking at you. if you move your head half an inch it is a whole new head i haven't seen before. but once it is flat, in fact, when you were showing the thing earlier, the flat -- i had no trouble seeing that was a face. because i can see flat patterns of face. i would not necessarily know who it was.

space on hurricane to get out of her property that is not handicapped a sensible, so that is how to trehe treats his rest. i believe it was put up on a saturday, and the city is just as responsible for that and for him, so there is no oversight. everyone wants to fix something that is broken. it should be taken down. there is enough security measures so the rally is safe for everybody, and they installed bars on the lower parts of the windows for the ones who live on the basement and the ones above ground also, so how much safety do we need on the l.a. -- on the alley? this has been my home for 23 years. i know the neighborhood. he does not. people could not even answer the questions about the dates and how it was constructive. goothis is our neighborhood, soi asked that he remove the gate. >> any other public comment? >> my name is barbara, and i lived at the building is being contested. we are asking for access to the back door, where we have a ramp and we could go in, and it is at street level. if somebody can not walk very well, they do not have to go up fliive stairs to the building.

the van apparently used to transport handicapped though it's not clear if any one else is in the van right now. we no water rescue crews have an inflatable raft there. we'll continue to monitor this breaking news in scottsdale, arizona. >> the signs are in place and the planes are gassed up and ready to go, santa clara county launches an aerial assault on a fast-growing mosquito population. marla tellez is live in palo alto there with all of the details and all of the mosquitoes. good morning. >> reporter: i hope not. yes, but you are right, jon, there are plenty of mosquitoes here at the palo alto bay lands east of highway 101 at the bay lands where the aerial assault is going to happen in one hour from now. that's why it's going to be hard to miss because it's going to be done via helicopter. helicopters will drop spray to reach as many as 400 acres between spraying 150 to 400 acres. take my word there are plenty of little mosquitoes here. one happened to land on my script before one of my live reports this morning. officials say this is the summer salt marsh mosquito. the good new

handicap the odds -- >> reporter: brian, brian? >> what? i didn't ask the question. >> reporter: just the movers and not the shakers. >> more shaking and movers. >> movers and then the shakers go. >> handicap the odds of hearing from just the movers apparently about the chances of ben bernanke saying qe3, dog gone it. >> reporter: well, we talked to dennis lock hart this morning, definitely a mover. unclear if he's a shaker. right in the center there. i think he said it was a very close call. but he did go on to say that there is some good. he feels the federal reserve could do for the economy. let's take a listen. >> rates could be lower and mortgage rates, for example, could edge down enough to qualify some more borrowers. some more homeowners. i don't think the level of interest rates is the problem. that's what i hear when i talk to business people all the time. but i do think further stimulus if we were to put that in place would have some positive effect. >> now he did agree it was the data that's coming in that's very bad for policym

in addition, it would force businesses to accommodate handicapped people. it includes hundreds of pages of rules. every new doorway must be 32 inches wide. every mirror 40 inches above the floor. if they aren't, they may sue you. he filed hundreds of lawsuits every year. >> john: what would you do if you were in a wheelchair, to don't you want something to protect your rights. >> but the protection is a nasty thing. now some businesses are sued by disabled people who have never been in their store. drive-by the lawyers call them. a scout working for them drives up and down the street looking for businesses that might not be compliant. eric was asked to do that. >> he got an e-mail from his attorney. go to the following 19 businesses, get 19 business cards and receipts and i'll pay you $1,000. >> just get a business card to prove he was there and a lawyer would find a reason to sue. eric said no he could have made thousands of dollars a day. >> john: disability rules are hundreds have pages so most every business violates some rules. >> it could be mirror is

sidewalks of my drivers can call up to the apartment and open up so they can pick me up to the handicappedcess in the building. vice president fung: mr. duffy, you have questions, comments? >> sorry about complicating things. the moving back of 3 feet of the gate could create the level landing issue, because i believe that slopes down towards the street -- from the street towards the alley. even if they apply for a permit, i hope they get approval for it. if that permit was not approval, then the p.w. -- and the dpw would be revoked? i was looking at the gate and it's correct location, moving it, it is very hard to get that, and you have to have a level landing at the gate. i don't know if it will be a problem, but if it was, how that would affect if they would not be able to get the building permit, on their condition, then that would revoke the permit? vice president fung: yes. >> ok, that's fine. sorry. vice president fung: counselor? >> i just want to remind everyone, including my commissioners, what would happen in the event the permit is revoked, and that the applicants would not be

it maintains our current 54 acute-care beds, which will be predominantly private and fully handicapped accessible. it provides space for new and evolving procedures and equipment. it means the highest category for seismic safety, allowing it to function during a major earthquake. is a modern hospital that preserves our history and commu. it also includes the 22 new skilled nursing bed facility to provide the transition for our elderly patients. we have received numerous letters of support from agencies in san francisco, as well as over 2000 cards signed by our community. i was tempted to ask all of them to come here today and speak in support of our project. instead, i have asked them to step forward and plan on our behalf. i hope you can agree -- and i respectfully ask for your recommendations to the general plan -- i will be happy to answer any questions. no? ok. supervisor mar: thank you. so, seeing no other questions, let's open this up for public comment. i see a few cards. we are again limiting it to two minutes per person. supervisor chiu: i only have two cards. if anyone else w

, instead of giving to the guys who are going to be good drivers or take radio calls or pick of handicapped you are doing a disservice to the city and the industry. the regulation is good. it protects against abuse. the $600 fine i think that should be left in. even though i may driver that tips myself. i can see the situation coming where that would be useful. thank you. chairman nolan: the public hearing is closed on these items. the two items in general, do members have comments? let's go to director reiskin's amendment. it was 10 116 -- 1106. >> there is subsection 9 and less to do with requirements for reporting. as proposed as written, which require color schemes to report all lawsuits, notices, demands, claims of any kind involving bodily injury or property damage. the proposal is to narrow that language. the new language would say that this would be in section 1106. by the fifth day of each month, each color scheme must file a report with sfmta listing each accident that occurred during the previous month involving any taxi or -- affiliated with the color scheme resulting in propert

. >> had the handicapped it? -- how do you handicap it? >> they will not except one penny to help reduce the deficit. >> what is the probability of the automatic? >> we will have to see. hopefully the election -- republicans will have to take a balanced approach. >> thank you for coming. it is nice to me to. it did a good job. >> thank you, i appreciate that. >> i just wanted to tell you, -- [inaudible] i voted for you. >> thank you. >> can i take a picture? >> sure. >> i e-mailed him the question. now he is not going to have to answer it. thank you. >> i got it. >> he has got to go. thank you very much. >> thank you. >> i just want to mention, my daughter is a friend of one of your staffers. >> at the remember what staff-- do you remember what staff member? >> [inaudible] >> thank you a lot. what did i do with that pen? sherlock. -- sure. >> thank you. [inaudible] >> it was very informative. that is the light side of it. it is a serious room. people have a tendency to try to simplify things to the point where it did not convey the importa

there will be a front door handicap button on the front of the car or house within a month for 138 b, and we have agreed that there should be mandatory operation of your boat once a year. you have got to get in your boat, started up, take it back. is a safety issue. we ended up with questions though. the mud tax. property tax of $59,000 we paid every year seems to be going into the general fund. it slipped through everyone's fingers. it probably should be going back to the port. the parking fees. we still don't have an answer for that. we came up with compromises with peter. berthing rates would probably swallow that. parking pass included -- that would probably swallow that. but the two most important like you did with 332. we need to be at the bargaining table with you. and we need to contact the other members of the harbor. thank you very much. commissioner ho: ok. >> thank you, commissioners, for listening to us. i would also like to thank peter daly. my name is paul and i am on the board of the advocates for south beach harbor. i will not repeat everything that has been covered h

phil mentioned florida, and governor scott, the governor will gin today to handicap all of this and, maybe, a sigh of relief. you think isaac means that mitt romney will take a hit in but larry sabato says you do not remember gustav. >>guest: you are a worrywart. don't worry. be happy. be happy. this is a convention. >>neil: i do remember gustav. explain what happened. >>guest: bring some galoshes. john mccain lost the day to hurricane gustav. even though he was in the twin cities of minnesota and the hurricane hit new orleans it was a katrina moment so they did not want to put on a party up in minnesota. it did not hurt him at all. in fact, he got a decent bun, a decent bounce out of the convention. at most, this would cost the convention a day. i will bet a gallon of ben and jerry's, i bet you a gallon, that nothing much happens. a little wind. a little rain. i grew up down in norfolk virginia and i know hurricanes. >>neil: the mainstream media likes to focus on the storm and this would be the first of significance of the season to the united states. it does gives you an opportunit

. >> a handicapped person suing another handicapped person seems out there to me. >> dennis is moving forward, rolling with comes his way, even in the form of a lawsuit. >> my message is that you are sued by this clown, then go to an attorney. >> he and his landlord settled a lawsuit for an undisclosed amount and have nine months to get everything up to code, we did reach out to the attorney who filed a lawsuit however caracols were not returned. in folsom, laura cole, cbs 5. >> in the consumer watch, the tax-free ride is over for online shoppers, julie watts tells us that your next online purchase will cost you a little bit more. >> should have brought a box of kleenex. >> that is all my shopping, online. >> i know, everything. >> i am sorry, it is a sad day for you, we have a few more days because it is not until september 15th but starting september 15th amazon and other big retailers will have to collect california sales tax on purchases made in the golden state. online retailers are scrambling to comply. the state's board of equalization is sending letters to more than 200 out of

how do you handicap and assess him in terms of his success overseas? >> this was supposed to be a really nice photo op trip. it didn't quite work out for him. >> something happened along the way. >> he did get the most important photo op with the prime minister of israel. so that worked out well for him. and the truth is that this week, the headlines are going to end, begin and end with friday's jobs numbers. >> how did the optics work on his behalf? >> it was a tough week, and it shouldn't have been. when i handicapped it going to what keith had said earlier, these are the mistakes the candidate should not be making, frankly. >> roger ayles, the head of fox news said in the 80s, only three things, that are covered, mistakes, attacks, and pictures. what romney did was give the national media plenty of mistakes, mistake in every country. then you go to poland. you don't make a mistake, but one of your campaign aides goes off on an attack on the press, this tirade where he uses this unseemly language to talk about this is supposedly a holy place. it's a

they were handicapped by equipment and clothing, in the aleutian islands terrain.my was well prepared for this type of warfare. the japanese fought for invasion of strategic high ground. they were driven back by the enemy's fire. for 19 days, the battle raged on. finally, after a last -- the japanese defense of the island was at an end. the frenzied enemy attack had carried the japanese into the american lands where they were virtually wiped out by army engineers. most of the remaining japanese committed suicide rather than surrender. after the anye lags of the japanese force, the imperial japanese high command 1800 miles away in tokyo conceded defeat on may 30th. in the retaking by the u.s. army's 7th division and supporting units, 1100 soldiers were wounded. 400 soldiers gave their lives in the battle. >>> one of those who took part in the battle was director john houston. in 1943, he made a color oscar-winning documentary about the fight against the japanese off alaska. houston was a member of the army's signal corps. he and a team of photographers flew in sever

it took a while to get past forgetting to register street cleaning hours and love, love was my handicap. though i had no permits to hang from my rear view so i collected 7 or 10 slips i had every intension to pay off except i skipped town for the summer. and returned to find the guy staying in my apartment toss them. i'll admit i was relieved not to face these expensive reminders of the girl i have been how stupid i was about life in the city. and as i finished school, was moving south for good this time. and as i lived then in a state of great anticipation. the potential of a record never acrossed my mind. but now, on account of those parking tickets i can't go back there with a car. though everyone who loves me know i love that tiny window each october in the south nub of the state you can't reach without driving. i missed it once and waited a whole year regretting the lost chance to track the lyndon leaves tiny migration. the next fall, refusing to endure that state of desolation again i asked everyone who loved me to please meet me just south of the border. we ordered green mussels

you are talking about a lot of people who are handicapped, in wheelchairs, accommodations have to beelters for them. you have to take special precautions, special measures, particularly for the most vulnerable of your population. >> you bet. my interest is that making sure that those who choose to have the services of 0 you are city, we are prepared to deal with them. i am confident that we are prepared for those who make that choice. >> mrt fires mayor, randall henderson, thank you. >> thank you. >>> some are already feeling fury of tropical storm isaac. social media users are keeping each other inform on how bad they believe the storm is in their area. nick valencia with me now. give us an idea of what they're saying. >> a lot of video pouring into our i-report team and user-generated content team. this is the cnn national desk, the tip of the spear of the news gathering information. they are talking to affiliates and officials and bringing us great video. speaking of that great video, we have video from pompano beach. they show swelling waves outside the condo of scott segal. this