. >> you know what i mean, hanky panky, can you stay friends? >> if you have a roll in the hay?s. >> no, i've never seen anybody get away with that. unless it's just -- no. people -- once sex is involved. >> i love how bob is editing himself. >> eric? >> eric what? this is a in win for a guy -- this is a bad segment. look, i married my best friend. >> you married your best friend? >> i did. she's going to kill me after the show. hold your ears. she would never let me have a hot female friend. >> it's not scientific but every married guy i talked to in times square, they said i have friends and i said are they married? they said yes, i said are they attractive? and they said no, and myself wife would never let me have them. >> have you ever seen a guy with a really good-looking female friend for a long period of time that hasn't thought beyond the friendship area? >> no. it's impossible. that's how we're wired. another interesting fact, there's women who like gay male friends because they can have the guy without the sexual tension. it's like a win-win. >> that's fine. >> you're

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