"hannah montana" shampoo. >> oh, man! >> awesome.hank you so much. >> thanks, mark. >> y'all be particular. >> thank you! >> it's an awesome summer activity. looks like something acrobats use in the circus. >> yep. >> but it's the crazy make the switch! [ female announcer ] call to get u-verse -- now with free hd -- for only 25 a month for six months -- our lowest price ever -- with a total home dvr included. plus get hbo and cinemax free for three months. [ male announcer ] with u-verse tv, you can record four shows at once with a total home dvr that lets you play back, pause, or rewind your shows from any room. [ female announcer ] so call at&t to get u-verse -- now with free hd -- for only 25 a month for six months -- our lowest price ever -- with a total home dvr included. plus get hbo and cinemax free for three months. [ male announcer ] and u-verse tv is "highest in residential television service satisfaction" by j.d. power and associates. that's four years in a row! even upgrade to over 170 hd channels. that's more than cable.

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he uses a ra raccoon repellent branded by none other than hannah montana. so he sprays himself with this hannah montana raccoon spray and the raccoon stops biting at him and leaves him alone. >> bite me now. i don't think so. >> maybe they just bottled the stink that is hannah montana's acting career. >> oh! >> they bottled it and that smells so bad and just so awful that even the raccoon doesn't want to get near it. >> this is the hannah montana star berry twist body mis. >> i'm surprised he got his hands on one of those bottles because it's just been flying off the shelves ever since they started selling it. >> hugely popular. we all have it right now which is why there are no raccoons in here right now. >>> what do you get when you cross soccer with a whole lot of other stuff? you get number four. >> you've been served, by a soccer ball. this is the redcompetition. it's athletes who go head to head and express themselves by dance with a soccer ball. they each have 20 seconds to impress the judges with a soccer ball and then they slam it down, pass the ba

hannah montana's miley cyrus, though only 15 years old, is already on her way to being a major superstar. - looks like next harvest will be even better. ♪ re tus all: ♪ hote homnibus ♪ re u tu te form-day-boose ♪ ♪ flay-tus ♪ ko-me-fay ko-me-fay ♪ - ♪ sancto may us ko-me-fay ♪ captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hey, everybody, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. oh, lordy, lordy, lordy, we've got a good one for you tonight. our guest: seth mcfarlane, the gentleman behind "family guy." let me just say this, if you see one movie this summer where a teddy bear uses a urinal, make it "ted." (laughter) we begin tonight with fast and furious, a scandal which as you'll recall fast and furious was a program where we allowed untrackable guns to be sent to mexico in an effort to track... (laughter). ... guns going to... it's the zaniest south of the border mixup since "the three amigos." (applause) by the way, this segment brought to you by "the three amigos. the three amigos." b

. >>> he uses hannah montana to repel raccoons. >> why do you hang out with the raccoons in the firstce? >> they hang out with me. i'm a likable person. >>> it's time for the family shelf portraits. >> not self-portrait. >> not a self-portrait. >> like shelf. >> shelf portraits. >> yep. that's right. you'll get the picture next. and a true test of man strength in the wife carrying competition. >> do you have to carry her upside down and backwards? >> this is very caveman-esque. >> the best thing is what the champion walks away with, other than his wife. >> that's the prize. >>> welcome back to the show. don't forget to check in at rightthisminute.com. great videos all day long. >> the next video has really cool shelf portraits i want to show you guys. it's from cork, ireland. >> shelf portraits? like portraits of shelves. >> shelf portraits. >> not a self-portrait. >> not a self-portrait. >> shelf? >> shelf portrait. >> this is from cork, ireland. this is the casey family shelf portraits. this video is ten hours condensed down to ten minutes. it's a bit of an art installation meets ph

. >>> he uses hannah montana to repel raccoons. >> why do you hang out with the raccoons in the first? >> they hang out with me. i'm a likable person. >>> it's time for the family shelf portraits. >> not self-portrait. >> not a self-portrait. >> like shelf. >> shelf portraits. >> yep. that's right. you'll get the picture next. and a true test of man strength in the wife carrying competition. >> do you have to carry her upside down and backwards? >> this is very caveman-esque. >> the best thing is what the champion walks away with, other than his wife. >> that's the prize. i used to rock out every weekend, now i rock out every day of the week. [ male announcer ] for brian, the all new medicare supplement plans from anthem bluecross were music to his ears. he knows that traditional medicare won't cover all of his healthcare costs. so he added a plan that pays for some of the expenses original medicare won't, like deductibles and copays. he gets to keep his own doctors and hospitals and loves that more than 99% of anthem medicare supplement members just like him are satisfied with their

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i'm ready for some "hannah montana" coon repellant. bite me now. think so. >> i don't even know what to say about that. i don't even know what's going on. >> ow, ow. >> he sprayed himself with something. >> well, yeah. >> yeah, i don't know. >> yeah, you know what, sometimes -- >> yeah. >> yeah. >> let's move on, shall we? >> uh-huh, yeah. >> okay. a number of high-profile hollywood stars have embraced the church of scientology over the years. has scientology's pursuit of big celebrities helped or hurt the church? an accident doesn't have to slow you down. with better car replacement available only with liberty mutual auto insurance, if your car's totaled, we give you the money for a car one model year newer. to learn more, visit us today. responsibility. what's your policy? [ male announcer ] this is our beach. ♪ this is our pool. ♪ our fireworks. ♪ and our slip and slide. you have your idea of summer fun, and we have ours. now during the summer event get an exceptionally engineered mercedes-benz for an exceptional price. but hurry, this offer end

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i'm ready for some "hannah montana" coon repellant. bite me now. don't think so. >> i don't even know what to say about that. i don't even know what's going on. >> ow, ow. >> he sprayed himself with something. >> well, yeah. >> yeah, i don't know. >> yeah, you know what, sometimes -- >> yeah. >> yeah. >> let's move on, shall we? >> uh-huh, yeah. >> okay. a number of high-profile hollywood stars have embraced the church of scientology over the years. it's no accident. has scientology's pursuit of big celebrities helped or hurt the church? we'll take an in-depth look ahead on "360." the rest is up to you. so consider an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. like all standardized medicare supplement plans, they help save you up to thousands in out-of-pocket costs. call today to request a free decision guide. with these types of plans, you'll be able to visit any doctor or hospital that accepts medicare patients... plus, there are no networks, and you'll never need a referral to see a specialist. join t

she's going to have to cover an entire album to make me forget hannah montana.oing to go with charlie in florida. you've been on hold forever. welcome to "the stephanie miller show." charlie in florida. >> caller: hey john. how you doing today? >> john: i'm awesome. how are you? >> caller: good. my favorite talking point is when they get on the rant about obama being a socialist. he's not a socialist. i wish he was but he's not. >> john: why do they call him a socialist? what has he done? did he nationalize the car company? what has he done that makes him a socialist? >> caller: he hasn't done one thing. >> john: what do you say when your right wing friends say this? >> caller: i say no, he's not a socialist. give me an example, i would be glad to hear it. but the other thing i would like to say is yeah, the republicans are really good at this. they get one or two little -- what do you call them? talking points, exactly spot lines and they just keep repeating them and i are beating them and repeating them. >> they are really good at that. >> the democrats are ho

. >> clayton: where dave used to go down the road by himself, listen to hannah montana, the kids arecapri susan and goldfish and ritz bits and capri sun. >> alisyn: and hers your man mobile. >> clayton: before the kids came along. back seat filled with car seats and toys and books and dried milk. >> dave: you are a mess, too. >> alisyn: you're in the driver's seat. >> clayton: and my wife says it is you, more than the kids, plugs and electrical gadgets. >> alisyn: it comes from a funny article by our friend, dan zemin, one who wrote "dan gets a m minivan" and this is andy in north carolina. don't worry, the kids grow up and then you can do what i did and sell the minivan for this. nice going, andy! a little sports car there. tooling around in. >> clayton: here's aaron, before kids my cars were in spotless condition and today, they floors could pass for a floor in the cereal factory. where did we lose control? >> alisyn: in the back seat. >> dave: in texas, our kids are now adults but i still have one named sasha, the pickup has no seats, no skittles but a harness, beach towel and a c