it's hannibal burris. i'm here game five. oracle arena. warriors/cavaliers.th row. but jimmy kimmel's cheap ass got me up in the [ bleep ] nose bleeders. i could have bought dikttickets in the parking lot. let's go. ♪ ♪ >> sports. i'm a basketball fan, and i'm sweating more than brendan haywood is right now, because he's chillin' and there's absolutely z chance brendan haywood gets into the game unless mozgov dies and the other dude dies. three, three people have to die from seizures tonight for brendan haywood to get in the game. all right. i don't have time for this. i got to catch connected flights to my seat. later y'all. ♪ ♪ i got bad news jimmy. one of the surfers died on the way up. it's a common thing that happens at this type of altitude. ♪ ♪ what the [ bleep ]? why am i going back down right now? ♪ ♪ >> warriors! >> go warriors! >> is it contractually obligated for everyone who sees a camera here to yell "warriors" at it? i was rooting for the warriors but now that everybody's yelling at the camera it makes me want to be a cavs fan. stop being obnox

it's hannibal burris. i'm here, game five. oracle arena. warriors/cavaliers. or at least fifth row. but jimmy kimmel's cheap ass got me up in the [ bleep ] nose bleeders. i could have bought ditickets i the parking lot. let's go. ♪ >> sports. i'm a basketball fan, and i'm sweating more than brendan haywood is right now, because he's chillin', and there's absolutely zero chance brendan haywood gets into the game unless mozgov dies and the other dude dies. three, three people have to die from seizures tonight for brendan haywood to get in the game. all right. i don't have time for this. i got to catch connected flights to my seat. later y'all. ♪ i got bad news, jimmy. one of the surfers died on the way up. it's a common thing that happens at this type of altitude. ♪ what the [ bleep ]? why am i going back down right now? ♪ >> warriors! >> go warriors! >> is it contractually obligated for everyone who sees a camera here to yell "warriors" at it? i was rooting for the warriors, but now that everybody's yelling at the camera it makes me want to be a cavs fan. stop