did we learn nothing from the 19 70's harlem globetrotters. ladies and gentlemen, there's an even bigger biracial problem in this country-- barack obama. last night, our so-called commander in chief attacked our tuesday night lineup to talk about syria. we had to miss "america's got talent," just to watch "america's got serious reservations about this." ( laughter ) to get the support of the american people, obama hit below the belt, if you wear your belt right above your heart. jim? >> assad's government gassed to death over 1,000 people, including hundreds of children. >> stephen: now he's playing the death card. that's not fair. no one can resist that, other than joe lhota. ( laughter ) i say-- i say, folks, i say, if obama reallimented to sell us syria, he should have taken a page from the people selling us siri because pushing the iphone and a war are a lot alike-- you just say that the new one is smaller, faster, and cheaper, and people will buy it, even though they've lshed got one and they're still paying off the previous model. ( chee

harlem globetrotter... does that name mean nothing to you? and ms. lemon.ill have you know that before last night, i had never, ever seen grizz or dotcom cry. [whispering] i'm sorry. i want you all to think about what you did. [shouting] [glass shatters] uhh! congratulations. you were all present at kenneth parcell's last party ever. mr. donaghy, uh... they are ready for you downstairs. i'm gonna, uh... need a moment. the goodness of orange juice with 50% less sugar and calories and absolutely no artificial sweeteners. ♪ trop50. 50% less sugar and calories. 100% fabulous. laura's being healthy and chewing her multivitamin. with one a day vitacraves for women. it's a great-tasting gummy multivitamin designed for women with more calcium and vitamin d. it's gummies for grown-ups. one-a-day vitacraves for women. the today show was expecting another green segment. don geiss is expecting it. it's gonna happen. but you fired jared, so who's gonna... oh, my god. that's al gore. is he gonna be the new greenzo? uh, not exactly. i may have gotten him here under false

unless we're the harlem globetrotters and we're visiting scooby doo in a very special episode. and i don't even know what that thing next to him is. but i have a theory that it's some sort of found briefcase. >> jon: good to know. i have seen those at a boom box. >> that sounds dangerous. >> jon: well, it's a little bit. >> jon, jon. >> jon: i'm sorry, aasif mandvi. >> yeah, i am-- cheefers plaus. >> i'm here in murray hill. >> jon: yeah. >> where anthony weiner has just completely lost the indian vote. >> jon: what did he do? >> well, things were going great. he was having dinner with a few indian constituents and out of nowhere he dips his samosa in his mango nut paste! laugh 4r56 (laughter) >> jon: what was he supposed to do with it. >> drink it! >> jon: what is the green stuff. >> that's for the samosa. >> jon: okay, i'm sorry! what are you supposed to do with the pinkish onion looking thing. >> you don't touch those, nobody knows what those are for. >> jon: all right, i didn't realize. >> jon ooz al madrigal, i assume anthony weiner has done something to piss off the latin

including harlem globetrotter.py or thrilled he did not make the team. he felt it was right to pick on me. >> he went through the same thing i went through. >> it is a touching story. it shows what true love is. we got a hold of the story. i'm right down the street. come down and help the kids out. >> do whatever you can. these stories come from you and we want to hear more of them. we just announced a brand new cnn ireport campaign to catch all of your stuff. log on to cnnireport.com. you can share with us your good stuff. we will share it here. thanks for starting your morning with us. >>> the next hour of "your new day" starts right now. >>> the president will talk about negotiation and compromise with a head of a terrorist state, but he won't talk about compromise with the elected democratic leaders. >> one relationship is seeing signs of life. another is looking grim. it seems breaking a 34-year silence is easier than breaking a stalemate. >>> it is all but certain climate change is man made. guess which citie

letter went viral, moved people the world over to take action, including, here's our upset, harlem globetrotterd as a kid. >> there was a guy 6'7" and he wasn't thrilled he didn't make the team. he felt it was right to pick on me. >> he went through the same thing i went through. i was thinking the same thing. >> it's a touching story and shows what true love really is. when we got a hold of the story it was a perfect opportunity, i'm right down the street, come down here, help these kids out. >> the longer i do this job the more i believe the best lesson could you teach kids is that bully something wrong. the message he had for amber and ryan was the abcs of preventing bullying. take a listen. >> a stands for action, b stands for bravery. >> c stands for compassion. i hope that no one gets bullied in this school. >> compassion. you have to teach compassion. it's sad, you think it happens at home and places of worship. it doesn't. the school is the bastian of it. he spreads this message and a lot of kids don't have a sibling like she does. imagine a kid telling santa, i don't want toys, i want