harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harryas mayor baals? >> build a statue of harry baals. >> i support mayor harry baals. >> i love harry baals. >> jimmy: i would love -- [ cheers and applause ] i would love to see the closed caption for the hearing impaired version of what -- his name is harry baals, he was the mayor of ft. wayne in the '30s, '40s and '50s. the city created an online poll. harry baals won in a landslide. and yet, even though the people who spoke, some ft. wayne officials are saying no, they don't want harry baals on their building. or anywhere near them, which makes no sense, because it's -- it is the man's name. shame on you and your filthy minds. because, by the way, this is a clip from local ft. wayne, news. i found it very interesting to say the least. >> there's already a street named after former mayor harry baals and it appears through online voting the community is ready to name a second thing after him. >> jimmy: freeze it right there. we see harry baals. right below that, eugene johnson. they call

center. >> the harry baals government center. >> former mayor harry baals. >> harry baals. >> harry als. >> who was mayor harry baals. >> build a statue of harry baals. >> i love harry baals. >> jimmy: i would love -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to see the closed captioning for the hearing impaired version of what -- his name is harry baals, he was the mayor of ft. wayne. the city created an online poll. and harry baals won in a landslide. even the people who have spoken some officials have said they don't harry baals on their building. or anywhere near them. it's the man's name. shame on you and your filthy minds. because, by the way, this is a clip from local ft. wayne, news. >> it appears to have online voting, the community is ready to name a second thing after m him. >> jimmy: freeze it right there. we see harry baals. right below that, eugene johnson. th what's going on in ft. wayne, indiana. [ applause ] bart simpson uses these names to crank call moe. we have some fun people for you to meet tonight. current oscar nominee javier bardem is with us. a man who

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, minnie, ninnie baals. harrynd minnie baals. very nice. how much would you pay to see that on a mailbox. do the right thing, ft. wayne, it's time to show some baals. if not for harry, do it for minnie, for god's sake. the 53rd grammy awards were held in los angeles last night. that's lady gaga who arrived in a giant egg. she wouldn't talk to anyone on the red carpet but said she was incubating and then live on stage she hatched. last year she showed up at the vmas covered in meat. many, many this year in egg. steak and eggs theme. two more awards, she'll be a denny's grand slam breakfast. it was an unusual show. one thing christina aguilera spend "natural woman" wearing more makeup than a hooker raccoon. that was natural and justin bieber did not win a grammy for best new artist. that honor went to someone we've had on our show. a great singer named esperanza spalding. she won. [ applause ] she was immediately whisked away and put in a witness protection program for her own safety. the bieber fans are furious. th

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wayne, indiana doesn't want to name a government building after former mayor harry baals. [ laughternd applause ] [cheers and applause ] because it could be the target of late night television jokes. [ audience ohs ] that is ridiculous. we would never say anything about the harry baals building. [ laughter ] >> steve: never. >> jimmy: right, higgins? >> steve: no. what would we say? that they we didn't want the negative pube-licity? [ laughter ] we would not say that! >> jimmy: thank you. we would never say that. >> steve: no what else we would never say? >> jimmy: what? >> steve: that i once knew a fella who worked there, but he got sacked. [ laughter and ohs ] because -- >> jimmy: why did he get sacked? >> steve: because he was a nut. [ laughter ] i wouldn't say that. we wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: thank you higgins, we would never say that. >> steve: we're classier than that. >> jimmy: we would never stoop that low. we are very upper crest, a classy show. >> steve: class. >> jimmy: class all the way. >> steve: we have a butt load of class, this show. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughte

. >> former mayor harry baals. >> the harry baals government center -- >> the harry baals -- >> say it d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d

his name, as it's pronounced currently is harry baals, but when harry was alive, he preferred to pronouncels." so, as you can imagine, those two together, a lot of people are saying, it's unfair because this mayor can't be recognized simply because his name would make some immature people snicker. >> right here! >> opponents on the other hand are fearing late night comics would make ft. wayne the target of countless late night television jokes, including all of the ones we are choosing to stay classy and avoid. >> because we are nothing if not a classy show. mayor baals, balls, whatever, thank you -- jim wants to say it. >> he's not on camera. that's why he can. >> that's right. >>> moving on. you don't see pageants get messy. all these dethroned beauty queens. apparently there's a new case in san antonio. miss san antonio is literally filing suit to keep her crown. pageant organizers want to take it back because they say she's been a problem case throughout the whole thing. they say she's been late to events, failed to lose weight, been insubordinate, other conduct unbecoming a beauty que