sinatra, i'm harry connick.he guy who just sang for you and messed it up and blah, blah, blah. and the doors opened. it would have been, in my mind, a perfect opportunity for him to sort of put his hand on my shoulder, and say, young man, you carry forth. you know? but he went to my wife and sort of cradled her face in his hands and said, you're beautiful. and he kisses her right on the lips. and left. she still teases me about that. >> he didn't even reply to you. >> he didn't even look at me. >> one of the greatest smackdowns i ever heard. >> it was awful. >> not only did you suck, i just kissed your wife-to-be on the lips. >> it wasn't like some joe schmo, it was frank sinatra. like the time he got her picture between paul newman and robert redford. she doesn't do that. she's very cool. she still says, i got my picture -- i can't compete with these guys. >> you should have smacked him straight on the nose. >> somehow, i don't think i'd be doing this interview right now had that been the outcome. >> actually,