jared: there's the "when harry met sally" table. it's absolutely the hardest table to get in new york at lunchtime. look at this, wide open for us. of all the tables available for us right now. of all the tables in all the world. sometimes i even impress myself. hey, cheers. cheers. oh, wow. yeah, ok. this lives up. this is truly iconic, yeah. well, i think it would be a waste if we're sitting here at this table and we didn't at try to do that scene. holy moly. do i want to play meg ryan in this scene? [indistinct chatter] are you trying to say that women fake orgasms? it's possible. get out of here. at one point or another, most women have faked it. well, they haven't faked it with me. ugh, i forgot. you're a man. are you trying to say i can't tell the difference? no. get out of here. [moans] oh my god. oh my god. yes, yes, yes, yes. [moans] [cheering] thank you, thank you. [sighs] i did it. [laughs] i'll have what she's having! [funky music] curtis: i mean, some people may say, you know, broadway is cliche. curtis is just killing