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harry noll. oh, yeah? imagine. imagine someone like you marrying mr. noll. everybody's been congratulating harry, but they ought to be offering him condolences. he married a wife who doesn't know how to cook. well, you're probably like i am. i never really learned how to cook. i don't even know how to boil an egg. that's about all there's room for in my kitchen-- one egg. oh, you're going to stay in harry's bachelor apartment? we're looking for the perfect house. excuse me. [ ] [muttering] [ ] - george. - oh, hello, bill. you're not pleading a case today? no, i just came down to the courthouse to deliver some testimony to judge hawkins. well, listen, when you see harry noll, give him my congratulations, will you? what do you mean? what do you mean, what do i mean? give him my congratulations. - for what? - you didn't know? - know what? - you haven't seen the paper? i want you to take a look at this. harry, married? i didn't even know he knew her. oh, yes. he used to date her older sister. then he dated her younger sister. i guess he decided to compromise and
harry noll. oh, yeah? imagine. imagine someone like you marrying mr. noll. everybody's been congratulating harry, but they ought to be offering him condolences. he married a wife who doesn't know how to cook. well, you're probably like i am. i never really learned how to cook. i don't even know how to boil an egg. that's about all there's room for in my kitchen-- one egg. oh, you're going to stay in harry's bachelor apartment? we're looking for the perfect house. excuse me. [ ] [muttering] [ ]...
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baxter's law partners, harry noll. harry noll? he's old enough to be your father! he's a very charming and sophisticated man. he's a cradle-robber! oh, harry! [laughing] oh, there she is! linda! oh, just a second... harry! well, it's been so nice seeing you again, phil. goodbye. well, linda, we're going to see you at the party this evening, aren't we? i wouldn't miss it for anything in the world. of course she'll be there. my all-time favorite. and that covers a lot of time! and a lot of favorites! we'll see you at the party. come on, linda, i'll drive you home. - see you tonight! - see you later! bye! here comes hazel! - good. - there, now. aren't you ashamed of yourself, complaining about being kept waiting. well, she's not here yet, is she? she's only 50 feet away. knowing hazel, that's as good as 50 miles. if and when she gets here, i'll stop complaining. oh, phil! [chuckles] i almost ran over ya! hello, hazel, how are you? she's met somebody. what'd i tell you? well, you waitin' for linda? no, no, i-- when are you two gettin' married? you know, i got-- i got a
baxter's law partners, harry noll. harry noll? he's old enough to be your father! he's a very charming and sophisticated man. he's a cradle-robber! oh, harry! [laughing] oh, there she is! linda! oh, just a second... harry! well, it's been so nice seeing you again, phil. goodbye. well, linda, we're going to see you at the party this evening, aren't we? i wouldn't miss it for anything in the world. of course she'll be there. my all-time favorite. and that covers a lot of time! and a lot of...
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noll. oh, hello, harry. please, susan. since i'm married, not harry. mr. noll. yes, harry. i mean, mr. noll. susan, i let you and your roommate use my apartment for a month while i was in europe, remember? naturally i remember. they were redecorating our place, and when you-- did you or your roommate leave a chiffon negligee in the bottom drawer of my chest of drawers? you found it! then you did! we couldn't find it any place. my roommate thought your cleaning woman took it, but we didn't say anything about it because we didn't want to get anybody into any trouble. oh, you didn't want to get anybody into any trouble. oh, good morning, hazel. good morning, mrs. noll. look at this. - where'd you get that? - in the trash can. really? well, it--it's very beautiful, isn't it. oh, sure, it's real "amour du jour amour" stuff. you didn't wanna throw it out, did you? sometimes these things get mixed in with the trash. mmm. i sorta had a hunch mr. noll made a mistake. hmm. hazel, i have a hunch your hunch was right. dear. that negligee was practically new. mr. noll must have picked it up with som
noll. oh, hello, harry. please, susan. since i'm married, not harry. mr. noll. yes, harry. i mean, mr. noll. susan, i let you and your roommate use my apartment for a month while i was in europe, remember? naturally i remember. they were redecorating our place, and when you-- did you or your roommate leave a chiffon negligee in the bottom drawer of my chest of drawers? you found it! then you did! we couldn't find it any place. my roommate thought your cleaning woman took it, but we didn't say...
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george, what about harry noll? if he's watching the tournament, i'm sure he won't mind if you and hazel watch it with him. now, why didn't i think of that? - why, of course. he's probably-- - [phone rings] oh. whoever it is, i'll tell 'em to call back, mr. b, so you can call mr. noll right away. baxter residence. oh, hi, mr. noll. mr. b was just gonna call you to ask if him and me can come over and watch the golf tournament with you. that is, if you got it on. what? what did he say? is it okay? just a minute, mr. noll. he's calling to find out if he could come over here well, mr. noll, we got the same trouble on our set. i guess we'll have to read about it tomorrow in the newspaper, huh? yeah. bye. mr. b, something is rockin' our reception. are we gonna take it laying down? hazel, just a minute. i'm thinking. let me see. there are no medical offices here or a hospital or any high-powered machinery. squad cars. what would they have to do with it? they got short-wave, the the tv doctor said-- hazel, wait a minute. sh
george, what about harry noll? if he's watching the tournament, i'm sure he won't mind if you and hazel watch it with him. now, why didn't i think of that? - why, of course. he's probably-- - [phone rings] oh. whoever it is, i'll tell 'em to call back, mr. b, so you can call mr. noll right away. baxter residence. oh, hi, mr. noll. mr. b was just gonna call you to ask if him and me can come over and watch the golf tournament with you. that is, if you got it on. what? what did he say? is it okay?...
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i didn't want to miss my golf game with harry noll tomorrow. dorothy... dorothy... where are those bonds? you know, the brown envelope with the stocks and bonds in it? they were right here this afternoon. don't get excited, darling. we'll find them. don't get excited? those bonds are negotiable. anybody could go to the bank and cash them. now, i'm responsible. i got to find them. where are they? they're here someplace. they are not here! hazel! hazel, where are those bonds? hazel! what's the matter? he doesn't know where he put some bonds. i do know where i put them. they were in a brown envelope tied with a brown cord. i showed them to the johnsons this afternoon. oh, maybe they fell down behind the desk, george. there is something down here. oh. did you find them? oh, it's just a bunch of old valentines. here you are, mr. b. oh, sport, button your shirt. you can't take a chance of getting cold your first day up. aw, mr. b., you ain't eating your eggs. here, hazel. [whining] hey, what's the matter with everybody this morning? nothing, dear. we're just no
i didn't want to miss my golf game with harry noll tomorrow. dorothy... dorothy... where are those bonds? you know, the brown envelope with the stocks and bonds in it? they were right here this afternoon. don't get excited, darling. we'll find them. don't get excited? those bonds are negotiable. anybody could go to the bank and cash them. now, i'm responsible. i got to find them. where are they? they're here someplace. they are not here! hazel! hazel, where are those bonds? hazel! what's the...