they are incorporating harry potter into this sex ed business. if harry is cooperating or not. what do you think? >> well, i think during sex week a lot of the kids up there matriculating two or three times a day, bill. i would say it's chronic me trick legs. all i know is this you have got to watch yourself is when you are in college. you can't be that much of a saider. i knew a guy in college who was very frisky sexually and he ended up getting hog warts and they had to perform a wandectomy on him. those wandectomies are not covered under obamacare even. i took a lab once in sexuality through harry potter, early morning lab where we studied lord cosby the possession master. and, you know, various ways you can go here. >> i think it would be wise for me not to say anything. >> no you better stay away from that billy. >> i still have my bu switcher. >> walk away from it. it never happened. wandectomy. >> you were an aberration miller. we are looking forward to seeing everybody in rio rancho new mexico for the don't be a pinhead show on saturday,

and taking a harry potter class. really?nto weird stuff get a couple of hog boards together that this could work out for everybody. >> i think is funny because take a rumbling dead not include enough in the book that is the issue was writing for people, i'm sorry the characters were 12 per about would not be appropriate. >> so now they're well into there '30's spirit they blame her for not introducing it is the book what else to expect her to do? began you cast spells? >> i thought you would never ask for korea's serious? you guys are pretty awesome. >> it was my first time. >> just like harry potter. >> we'd like to rate his performance? >> no. but will see him tomorrow night on fox news channel nature you look for it. but where immigrants come to the country but to have both poulterer report next. you, my friend are a master of diversification. who would have thought three cheese lasagna would go with chocolate cake and ceviche? the same guy who thought that small caps and bond funds would go with a merging markets. it's a

. >> she was in harry potter. >> check out this video of these two degenerates taunting them autistic guy parker drake 19 years old. >> it hasn't been easy for him. he was diagnosed with autism and type one diabetes. friends have not come easily. parker one-day thought thoughts that would change the two kids he went to high school with 19 and 20 years old invited him to go out to a dangerous rock formation leading directly into the atlantic ocean. i visited there yesterday morning. the waves were crashing. in the video i received from parker and his mother's attorney mother's attorney you can see the two gentlemen that for mike and check -- nick choke and allegedly coerce him into the water. $20.2 packs of cigarettes. >> the polar plunge. >> wanting to fit and he did. he was instantly taken in by the end are current. it was 32 degrees outside that day in and the water was 30 degrees. according to university miraculously parker made it back to shore after long struggle. they stayed in the car afterwards and they were laughing. >> parker did you go in the ocean? was a cold? >> i spoke w

is it the next "harry potter"?erfectly open to the idea of it coming to the big screen. you may as well try and plan for pigs flying. >> reporter: besides, she has bigger worries right now. the sequel has been written but studying for school exams, that's a whole other story. for "today," nbc news london. >> tune in to "meet the press" this morning. the guest is kevin mccarthy. they will talk about the fight over the homeland security budget. >> that will do it for us today on a sunday morning. craig melvin and raphael miranda, thank you for joining us. see you back here tomorrow mo >>> good morning. i'm vicky nguyen. coming up parts of the south bay turned into a winter wonderland. a rare occurrence had many families scrambling to the hillside. >>> the earthquakes opened their new stadium with a win on the field. did they win over the fans off the field as well. >>> one of disneyland's main attractions is threatened by fire. we'll tell you how it happened. you're watching "today in the bay." >> good morning. i wan

plus kicked out a restaurant because of harry potter?i don't think harry potter goes hand and hand in with gangs. >> the policy that got this guy he is cored out of a packed place. ♪ now with tomorrow's traffic here's bob kelly. >> good evening, everybody. crews have been working all night long with water main break here in northeast philadelphia robbins avenue between walker and al gore tying us up heading in toward that tacony-palmyra bridge and new project began earlier eighty three today. two none northbound closed as you approach the airport. traffic diverted on to route 420 all the rain tonight could cause for a messy commute tomorrow. sue and i will be here right and in errly. we'll see you at 4:00 a.m. >> you can see the intense flames and smoke shooting from the second floor apartment last night. moments later a woman hands a young girl through a window to firefighterfirefighters. they rescued that second child through the same window. the mom climbed down the fire ladder to safety. >> 10 people died after two helicopters collid

plus kicked out a restaurant because of harry potter?don't think harry potter goes hand and hand in with gangs. >> the policy that got this guy he is cored out of a packed place. ♪ now with tomorrow's traffic here's bob kelly. >> good evening, everybody. crews have been working all night long with water main break here in northeast philadelphia robbins avenue between walker and al gore tying us up heading in toward that tacony-palmyra bridge and new project began earlier eighty three today. two none northbound closed as you approach the airport. traffic diverted on to route 420 all the rain tonight could cause for a messy commute tomorrow. sue and i will be here right and in errly. we'll see you at 4:00 a.m. what's with the suit? oh, i had to go to the bank. if you look legit they give you special treatment. seriously? seriously, yeah. the banker dude set up my checking account so if i make one deposit a month, no monthly maintenance fee. special treatment! citizens bank, right? yep. you know they do that one deposit checking thing for e

the author of the "harry potter" series responded to a fan why the professor was gay. sent a message saying she couldn't see him that way. rowlings replied maybe because gay people just look like -- people? back in 2007 rawlings said he was in love with grind. wall. this following the final release of the series's in a previous tweet rawlings said if "harry potter" taught us anything it's that no one should have to live in a closet. >>> back in one minute way look at something that could make your >>> potholepalooza kicks off in the district in a few minutes. the d.c. mayor announced a message to repair the craters and bumps in the roads. i've been experiencing them. i know you have. filled several thousand in the last few weeks. report them calling 311 or go to the nbc washington app to learn more about how to report a pothole. >>> and happening right now maryland virginia and the district's safety officials are asking you to use your street smarts. since spring will usher in warmer weather, more people will be walking and biking. safety experts kicked off the streets

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. >> have you read harry potter? >> i don't like it. >> have you red "twilight?">> what makes a bad book? >> text. >> koult ter has plowed through 07 best-selling authors and james patterson and said he's getting good as a detective. >> are you saying inty first few payments you know who's done it. >> basically, yes. >> he keeps them in his bedroom. >> where do you sleep? >> on the couch. >> really? >> no. >> the secret to reading, he say, is putting yourself into the book like a character and then the wealth of knowledge that can result is a priceless payoff. adriana diaz cbs news peru, illinois. >>> well, it's going to be a sweet week for those last handful of teams still standing in the ncaa tournament. the field of 68 is down to 16. in what is the biggest upset in sun's action wichita beads number 2 seed kansas 78-65. it was the first meaning of these instate rivals since 1993. the number two seed in the east region also went down. virginia falls to michigan state, 60-54. it's the second straight year the spartans have knocked uva out of the tournament. >>> me

. >> the harry potter feature, is just the individual's head rotates back and fourth. it indicates it has a live connection. okay? and that it is a valid ddl. >> reporter: it could mean fewer trip to the dmv. >> they want to make sure that they can push updates or changes out to that drivers license in realtime. >> if all goes well, digital drivers licenses could roll out next year. >>> still ahead, not the words you want to hear are the your pilot. brace yourselves. what prompted this inflight emergency. >> i have never seen anything like it. it was awesome to witness it. >> and like something out of a lassie episode, a barking dog leads a woman to an amazing discovery. we will show you what she found. >> we found oakland in this live shot. some of >> a very scary landing this morning was caught on video. >> ready? get down! >> the plane blew a tire as it was taking off on a flight from denver to kansas. circled back to the airport and the tire was clearly shredded as the plane touched down. passengers were told to brace for the worst, but the landing was fine. there

peter connally an fbi agent stationed in jerusalem who is played by jason isaacs, the star of the harry potterms. >> there are people who would like to end the world in order to make it start again in a fashion that they would like. in our story it's my job to stop them. >> everything okay? >> yeah. >> emmy nominated actress anne heche plays his boss. >> is your boss, we don't have to be close. i am your friend. that requires a little bit more. >> the impressive cast also includes david costabile from breaking bad, lauren ambrose from six feet under, golden globe winner regina taylor, israeli star ori pfeffer and singer song writer alison sudol. >> you're married? >> no. well i mean yes i'm married but we're not, not anymore. >> there is a real intensity to the type of characters that we're depicting in this show. peter conley, jason a socks character is a very broken man. >> he had a beautiful wife and a beautiful daughter and suddenly it all shattered. >> coming to get away from the memory of my daughter who died tragically and then i see someone who looks just like her. >> when i saw you ea

and sugar skate featured her as drake comall foye in "harry potter." >>> you might be surprised aboutoast of justin bieber. martha stewart you know if there's somebody who knows a lot about roasting it would be martha stewart. >> one way of looking at it. >> if you bought a ticket for drake's upcoming eight-city tour you have been scammed. the rap star hasn't planned a north american tour yet. and now he's on the hunt for the phoney concert promoters. >>> neil patrick harris is so over the oscars. the 2015 academy awards had the lowest ratings in six years. did you know that? and critics pan harris as this year's host. if asked to do it again he revealed to "the huffington post" he didn't think his family or soul could take it. >> the movies weren't like that big blockbusters. >> the erotic phenomenon that is "50 shades of grey" hit $500 million. two-thirds of its box office success overseas. it was produced by universal studios which is part of nbc universal. this is "early today." i already feel like we're the most connected but i think this solo date will seal the deal. sure! i off

creation business, as we are, technology and what you can do with that is -- i refer to it as harry potter'slls. but we still remember that technology is just an enabler. you have to start with what do you want the experience to be? what do you want the behavior? what is going to make a fan and allow a fan to have a memorable experience so that they will share, it will be remarkable, something emotional so they will come back? >> how much of that is to get them in the door and how much it is to create an atmosphere that's tough for the visiting team? >> yeah, well i think it's both. i think it's important that their experience as they move through the different stages from coming into the arena into the concourse and actually experiencing the game is something that is memorable and is incredible. but let's face it. when you have an opening sequence similar to what you saw it gets the fans engaged that creates that momentum and that energy, yes, that's why our home court advantage is so powerful. >> matt, let's talk about twitch. >> sure. >> because you have 100 million unique visitors a mont

i'm talking about coachella about spring break in cancun and i'm talking about the harry potter theme park at universal studios. >> jon: dude, dude let me tell you something that's like your@[bleep] hogwarts it is unbelievable. >> it is it. >> jon: even when it's hot out and there is still wearing the sweater. it's unbelievable. >> i mean, but now these poor interns will be forced to live as muggles. unless you chip in. jon, for a one time donation of just 156,000-- . >> jon: wow. >> you can help a dying kid's wish come true. >> jon: they're not dying. they're just -- >> aren't we all jon? i mean technically aren't we all? >> jon: i guess so. >> i mean you faster than most. >> jon: all right, thank you. hasan minhaj everybody we'll be right back. i bring the gift of the name your price tool to help you find a price that fits your budget. uh-oh. the name your price tool. she's not to be trusted. kill her. flo: it will save you money! the name your price tool isn't witchcraft! and i didn't turn your daughter into a rooster. she just looks like that. burn the witch! the name your price t

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rowling dreamed up for harry potter. every classroom has an elaborate theme.d. a symbol they've signed on for something different. >> i love hogwarts and harry potter and the kids do too. we wanted to bring that alive for the kids. >> reporter: clark teaches math and history but you need a password to get into the classroom. he's a former teacher of the year in harlem who opened the school in 2007. it's private, nonprofit, grades 5 through 8. >> if you were to use one word to describe this school what would it be? >> i would zriebt as truly zrav gants. >> intelligent. >> reporter: students see the biggest difference in themselves. this is an eighth grader. >> i wasn't as shy as some kids but i couldn't have a full conversation with someone of your caliber or someone who was at a higher level position. >> reporter: but there's a rigger to the magic, a thrive to drive. clark has 55 rules, shaking hands, maintaining eye contact in complete sentences. >> i think the hardest part is getting used to it -- >> seventh grader emmett. >> you get flushed out every days f

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to jonathan hone ag -- "harry potter and the sorcerer's -- where in -- why they are notafraid. >> i love, his face is pushed in carpet. the americans were protecting themselves, this is america. after 9/11, the last big high profile time we had something like this, people said we'll never fly again or shop again or build tall buildings the airline stocks, 52 week highs said that is the resilienty. neil: it was cnbc saying that to put your stock where you will. i am wondering united quickly turned this flight around, there is something we don't -- i am wondering whether tempers will be frayed this summer, airline push more seats in, flights are booked. you know they make money hand over fist. fees in left and right i know you travel. private. but, sort it out. >> i know you travel with a seat belt extender year in is a lame similar vote. neil: that is fine, enjoy your last interview. >> they don't mind it too much really, it is a value airline travel has not riz nene cost -- risen in cost, even with the bags. neil: i don't think that means they like it, it means you can't walk on l.a. fro

rowling dreamed up for harry potter. every classroom has an elaborate theme. have to be slide certified, a symbol they signed on for something different. >> i love hogwarts and harry potter. the kids do too. we wanted to bring that feeling to life for these kids. >> reporter: clark needs math and history but you need a pass word to get into his classroom. he's a former national teacher of the year in harlem who opened the school in 2007, private, nonprofit, grades 5 through 8. >> if you can use one word to describe the school. >> extravagant. >> challenging. >> powerful. >> students here see the biggest difference in theirselves. >> i wasn't as shy as some kids are but i wasn't able to have a conversation with someone of your caliber or something in a higher position. >> reporter: there's a rigor to the magic, a drive to thrive. he has 55 rules, a code of conduct that covers shaking hands, maintaining eye contact and answering questions in complete sentences. >> i believe the hardest part is getting used to -- >> reporter: seventh grader emmett eckert. >> you

and harry potter and sex education? we will have that >> welcome back to "outnumbered."re facing a new challenge. the justices heard arguments in a case that has the potential to unravel the entire health care law. at issue is the legality of the decision by the irs to extend health care subsidies to millions of americans and more than 30 states. shannon bream is live outside the supreme court with more. reporter: i just stepped out and i have to tell you that the courtroom was packed with a who's who of the health care law. nancy pelosi, several of the senators, all of them sitting in the front moro along with hh secretary capping sebelius and the current secretary who said repeatedly there is really no backup plan for the administration if they lose their case. it's all about whether the subsidies of the irs did not set up state exchanges. whether that was a balloting for the irs to do or not. but they say would be too expensive for them otherwise the government has made a way for them to be able to pay for it. it says in the law that subsidies would only go into state

. >> harry potter. >> h used his magic wand and would spin you around. >> there you go. >> you workedith a lot of actors who is the best, paul or short of. >> in the old days you saw that they thought from the knees up. now there is a lot of close ups so now males have an enormous head. a male movie star have a. gigantic head. that's why. it shoots the scene better. >> do you think women's height matters? >> no. just so long as we are proportional. i love sean penn and daniel ratcliff. >> a special thank you -- okay. a very special thanks to jet do dye yaw beale law, an dough levey, rob long. that's it for me. i'm sherrod small. i was great tonight. i'll see you next time. there will be a next time. love you, love you guys. >> breaking tonight, tensions rising between the united states and the one country in the middle east that has been our strongest and most important ally. tonight the kelly file is at the heart of this story. welcome, everyone. i'm megan kelly. for the last 24 hours we've seen a mounting series of attacks by obama administration officials on the newly re-elected le

. >> the harry potter feature, the individual's head rotates back and forth.cates that it's got a live connection, and that it's a valid ddl. >> this could mean fewer trips to dmv. >> they want to be sure they can push updates or changes out to the driver's license in real time. >> iowa is going to begin a pilot program. if it goes well digital driver's licenses could roll out in that state next year. interesting. >> i am all for not having stuff in my wallet. >> i am for not going to the dmv. >>> how young is too young to vote? there could be a new age limit for some people wanting to cast ballots in certain elections in the bay area. >> the state is cracking down on water wasters. new rules that are being voted on that >>> good morning. welcome back to kpix5. we are a minute and a half shy of 8:00. >> we have got a lot to talk about in this next 30 minutes. >> a lot of people aren't aware but tuesday is election day in one bay area district. there is one thing though distinctly missing from the ballot, republicans. we have the former chair of republican in s

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also, harry potter and sex ed. hide the kids. next factor. >>> all right, michigan fans.ll coach, jim harbaugh, being held a hero in his new home state. he came to the rescue of people in his overturned jeep. it was on the interstate there. before emts arrived administering first aid and clearing the road for ambulances. he wasn't going to stick around for any recognition. >> he scooped out of there before we had a chance to get a selfie with him. he wanted to go. >> two women were taken to the hospital. no word on their condition. >>> a wildlife photographer revealing how he got the shot of a lifetime. a weasel riding on the back of a woodpecker. of course it's going viral online. he says he was on a walk with his wife and heard some disstressed sidewalk inging, so he happened to have his camera and shot as the two took flight. that is a pretty cool shot. >>> i want to thank you for being part of the real story today. it was jammed packed with news and guests and there's so much more to tell you about when you join me tomorrow. i hope so. let's head over to shep. >> than

harry potter author j.k.ment in honor of world book day, she's writing a new book so celebrate by starting a novel with your kids or one on your own before your schedules gets all booked up. ba-dum-dum. and bye-bye. >> your team is all in. love that about your team. >> and need their s.a.g. cards. >> i have seen them like that several times actually -- >> minor detail. >> "heat index" coming up. let's go to ginger. >> hey, here we are with the most brave crowd we've had yet. this snow is just coming out of everywhere but you look great. how about we check out serious news this morning with that winter storm look that's in kentucky. that's i-65 going south, sydney has been stuck for nine hours and she took that picture for us. union city tennessee, you can see the cars that were parked fully encased there. more snow to come. the snow totals the forecast with the ice too right there on your jean. snow is can to doing tonight up thsleet and rain across the region. we still have a little sleet in d.c. but i've re

harry potter author j.k.of world book day, she's writing a new book so celebrate by starting a novel with your kids or one on your own before your schedules gets all booked up. ba-dum-dum. and bye-bye. >> your team is all in. love that about your team. >> and need their s.a.g. cards. >> i have seen them like that several times actually -- >> minor detail. >> "heat index" coming up. let's go to ginger. >> hey, here we are with the most brave crowd we snow is coming out of houston, you look great. you're trying. let's check out serious news this morning that's i-65 stuck in the south. more snow to come, the snow totals with the ice on the screen. that's the big picture, let's get a check closer to home. >> reporter: that's right, ginger with the storm tracker 6 live double scan we can pick upment details. there's an area of pink, heavier band acontrols -- across chester county. you can see the snow coming down reducing visibility at philadelphia international. it's 33 degrees, it's going to be in the 20s this a

. >>> plus, on harry potter and sex ed.." >>> my buddy used to call in the little tree, his littlest brother. the youngest child of italian immigrants who couldn't even speak the language trying to make a go of it in this country called america. like so many immigrants, like so many families filled with so many dreams, but this was my family, that was my dad in that little tree. that was my uncle. my uncle anthony cavuto, tony for short. 90 years ago yesterday he came into this world. early this morning he left it. quietly peacefully, with his family gathered around him and only hours after he reached out to his sole surviving sibling to simply say good-bye. another of the greatest generation leaving this world far too fast. i guess that's what everyone says about time. where did it go? where did all our loved ones go? the people who were so much a part of our lives now just photos we refuse to let go. like this one of my uncle dancing with his daughter, kathy. or singing with his now departed brothers and sole surviving si

her new look sparks of series every means first one compares kim to the them cyst in harry potter.ook at. that will my gosh. >> what about this one? kim is compared to a muppet. >> i'll take the muppet. >> and this one bridges us, kanye west, into the mix putting the of two them on promotional poster for the he man and sell he tore. >> just not flattering look on her, and then it looked to me, a lot of the photos, just looks really oily and slick back and shorter. >> whole different look. >> completely different look. i didn't like it. shocking. >> you got to be careful when you put on your face or head. >> yes, it washes her out. not a fan. >> how much do you want to bet it was kanye's idea, snow. >> i'm sure it was. >> well, hall and oats have filed a lawsuit. >> from philadelphia. >> i know it is because of some cereal. nothing to do with music. they say the company, hall and oats is the real name, but they say if you casino of playing off, you know, their name. so they're mad. they're filing a lou suit. they it up in new york somewhere, brooklyn based company. so whatever. >> i

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. >> instead of harry potter or sherlock holmes, an 11-year-old went as christian grey as the main character from fifty shades of grey. >> how did he know about this? >> that's a good question. we'll find out. this picture shows him in a suit, hair slicked back carrying cable ties and an eye mask. the school sent him home and his mom said he hasn't even read the book. the character said it was his idea and everyone knew who he was. >> she let him go to school with this, go out the door knowing that this could happen. >> yes. that's the kid you want to stay away from your daughter, right? >>> a trip to the safari park is supposed to be exciting but not this much. >> one family was in a south african park when they stopped the car to look at a lion family off to the side of the road and were taking some video. one of the lionesses got a little curious and opened the suv door with her teeth. a girl screamed and quickly slammed that door shut. lock those doors if you're ever in a safari park. >> kind of smart. >> that's the one thing you fear the most. >>> another video is called. best bar mitzv

it's a harry potter thing. i can't get into it, it's like skull and bones.how, and i want uptight conservatives like romney to do more. >> well, romney is not in the white house. he's the kind of person i want to see on late night because he has the time, and he's promoting a charity i'm all for. that said, i thought the writers were great, jimmy fallon was great with great writers and great talent, you can make anyone have a personality, you know? kennedy: maybe those are the type of people that should be in charge of presidential campaigns, hollywood writers. >> are you guys speaking in code? are you criticizing each other? [laughter] kennedy: here's the most important question though, when mitt romney fights evander holyfield, will he be shirt he is? >> to not wear a shirt, you see this in indoor water parks all the time, male vanity, yet if you're about to run for president, even if he has a brad pitt body, that's weird. because you're spending -- and if he has bad protrusions -- kennedy: he might have a lot of white chest hair. >> that's livable. kenned

>>> then the harry potter parody of uptown funk. take a listen. ♪ wait a minute, fill my goblet and put some fire in it, rap the hands, make the best, come on trick ♪ >> well, this video from dark lord funk was just uploaded to youtube yesterday, derek loves this. >> loo -- is that sold mort? i don't think so. >> already had more than 300,000 clicks. >> got the roll listening to it. >>> all right, well it may be march sadness for our local men's hoop teams but the maryland women? march madness rolls on for them. they're in the sweet 16. coming up we're going to hear from that team. >> coming up lawmakers on capitol hill investigate an incident involving two senior agents accused of being intoxicated at the white house. you're watching wusa9 news at 5:00. live from broadcast house in northwest d.c. and we're back after this. i already feel like we're the most connected but i think this solo date will seal the deal. sure! i offer multi-car, safe driver, and so many other discounts that people think i'm a big deal. and boy, are they ri

boston university is offering a harry potter themed sex ed class.dents are hoping to learn the spell clitoris findakiss. [ laughter and applause ] taco bell. you guys ever heard of taco bell? yeah. [ cheers ] that's good, because they spend a lot on marketing. so i'm glad. taco bell is testing a new product called cap'n crunch delights, which are balls of sweet dough covered in crushed cap'n crunch cereal and filled with a milk icing. you know, mexican food. [ laughter ] run for the border, i guess. [ applause ] and finally, another new study. according to a new study, only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms. only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms. or as i call them, relaxed fit. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, this is the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: hey, everybody. how are we doing over there, 8g band? it's so good to see you. and everybody, we have a special guest sitting in with the 8g band all this week. you know her from the legendary band the b-52s. now, she has an amazing album of her own, "guitars and mi

. >> have have you read harry potter. >> no, i don't like him. >> have you read twilight. >> just intea. >> reporter: what do you think makes a bad book. >> sex. >> reporter: colter has plowed through 74 best selling thrillers by his favorite author james paterson and says it is getting good at playing detective. so from the first page you already know who done it. >> basically. >> reporter: you have a goodwill also? he cycles his books through keeping a stock of 200 in his bedroom. where do you sleep with all these books. >> on the couch. >> reporter: really. >> no. >> reporter: secret to reading he says is putting yourself into a book like a character and then the wealth of knowledge that can result is a priceless pay off. adrian diaz for cbs-3 eye witt pest news. >> colter didn't read much in high school and says kid today are just the same. he has been invited to schools to inspire children to read. >>> so that is pretty cool. 5:49. there is no time for villanova to bask in this weeks win. oh, in wildcats are getting ready for their next match up. we will hear from the team and h

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>> since i've been in jail i've gotten the name shaggy from scooby-doo, harry potter. was the one that hurt my feelings more than the others. >> and then mclovin' is the one i got from "super bad." >> a skinny guy with glasses but funny and he's the best part of that movie so i can't complain much about that one. when these nicknames started coming at me, it didn't bother me. it was funny. it was something that made me feel like those guys and i had a connection. it actually made me feel more comfortable, really, than if i just had a name and they called me, hey, guy. hey, you. >> sometimes the production assistant's duties extend beyond the usual tasks. >> we're in the kitchen where they're making food for the inmates and they're cooking up a blended meal. that's for inmates with broken jaws, jaws that are wired shut. >> someone has a broken jaw, we have cookies, bread, the meat, whatever they're making over there we put in a blender, milk, and we blend it all up, all up good. >> they take whatever's on the menu that day, put it all in a blender, and that includes the

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