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like i was watching a movie, the climax of a movie where the hero wins, whether it's rocky orax harry potterys show the bad guys. the bad guys just look terrible. the reason why they lookus so bd is not that they've lost and that goodness prevailed, it's the recognition that they are the bad guy in this movie.s mo that the realization is that maybe their authentic self is really, really bad. if you had the choice to cheer for a kid with cancer and you did not, you might want to question who you are. >> at that point, how do you lose your heart and joy for living, how do you lose al>> al ancompassion and just sit on yor hands? >> judge jeanine: you know, i only have one message for the democrats after last night andi that is stay the course, stay in that lane, keep it up, because the american people see you for what you are. you are haters, you allege that you are the party of joy and unity, you are nothing about joy and unity. you've gaslit us for the last four years about how everything you want is for the american people. thinnothing that benefited the american people was good enough for t

it was brought here by harry potter's owl! ooh! ooh! what a delight! ooh!rowing you a "ball!" you'll be the bell of the ball! and then afterwards i'll sweep your chimney! ooh! zelenskyy shouldn't have gone in there with "russia hasn't abided by any ceasefire agreements so we can't trust them," he should have gone in there with a dessert cart and a kyiv hotel opportunity. so this meeting has deeply wounded america's alliance with ukraine as well as the rest of europe. and the punditocracy is having a hard time figuring out the strategy. >> i worry that the president is actually not interested in a deal about ukraine and -- but i don't understand it. >> the question now, jim, is what happens in europe? >> how does this make america great again? >> it just does not make any sense. >> jon: you poor dumb bastards. it makes perfect sense. if only you watched professional wrestling. do you get it? i will explain it again! it was a heel turn designed to create the alliance trump always wanted in the first place. what is to understand? trump and the republicans like

we just got through the first "harry potter" and i was like, "oh, i cannot wait to be hermione."ry." it's like, "a little scarier than that." i'm like, "hey, buddy, i don't got a hundred voices here." at some point you just have to like -- we have to lock in and accept one. speaking of scary, you had said that your son jack saw "into the woods," but you, at the time told us you weren't going to let him see "sweeney todd." >> yes. >> seth: and you folded. >> i again he's become a man. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] and when you become a man, you see all of sondheim. >> yes, you see all three hours. but, yeah, he -- i mean, by the time that we got to the end of the run, he had aged a year. >> seth: yeah. >> and also knew that i was, like, thrown into the oven at the end, and he was okay with that. >> seth: right, right. [ light laughter ] >> so he came to see the show, and i could not know that he was there. >> seth: oh, so you knew he was going to come but didn't want to know the day? >> no, i knew he was, like, coming within the week, and then his little face popped up in my d

is happening in any actual college dororms in america, but it means a lot to me in this weird "harry potter the show. [ laughter ] in the pilot episode, one of the defining characteristics of the character is that she wants to be a comedy writer. and she puts your poster on the wall as her goal. >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> of what she -- and i think she says -- and i hope this is okay to say -- >> seth: yeah. >> she doesn't know if she wants to be did you, or -- >> seth: yeah. have sex with me. >> have sex with you, yeah. [ laughter ] yes. >> seth: and i know -- i know that's what she says. >> yes. [ laughter ] and -- but the backstory is seth is such a nice, classy guy. because when i called his agent to be like, "hey, we just wanted to, like, use his likeness in a small thing, you know." and you were like, "yeah, of course, whatever," not knowing that it would be an enormous prop -- it's like on the -- it's part of the production. >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and we cut to the poster all the time. >> seth: oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] but i've had a very nice time. i mean, this was easy, thi

i just got the harry potter butter beer goldfish. now they've been trying to extend the line of goldfish. there's all sorts of different kinds of goldfish. you know, it's almost like i'm waiting for the one that. that we had that died and floated to the top. now, here's the problem. david and i. >> will eat those. >> so the problem is goldfish. >> goldfish. >> the problem is snacks. snacks are doing quite badly. okay. much worse than people thought. the conference call is a little grim. yeah, i have david. there's something. >> what's the reason? what's going on here? >> no one's willing to say it, okay? it's just like, well, right now, it's just. they're kind of like, not buying as much. david. it's okay. it's the. this is what they. >> that's the shot. >> this is what they won't talk about. why won't they talk about it. because that's existential. that's not like wait a second. we got harry potter and next we're going to have superman. and after that we're going to have, i don't know, ryan reynolds, just ryan reynolds, whatever. wo