our very own hasan minhaj, everyone. (cheers and applause) hasan minhaj, my man. man, what a great job, you did, a great job. >> i know, trevor, i know. i didn't just speak trt to power, trevor, i kicked power in the balls, you've been trying to take down trump in a year and a half. i did it in one night, yep, one night. >> thompson: hasan, hasan, hasan, like you-- you crushed it it at the dinner but i don't think you took trump down. >> oh, it was a total knockout finish, my man am i got up, i gave my speech and 25 minutes later donald trump resigned the presidency. he cried. he apologized to america for wasting our time, his hair fell off and then when he bent over to pick it up, he split his pants. you're welcome, america, we did it, we did it tz hasan, sit down man, none of that happened. trump is still president. >> so all my-- all my roasting had no effect? >> i'm sorry, man. >> can i keep the. >> you bought that. >> hell yeah, i bought them at the airport, man. >> hasan minhaj, everybody. hasan minaj. the world champion of the world. hasan minaj, everybody.