i'm hasan minhaj. what a time on wall street.anic. >> stock market is send shock waves around the world. >> the worst day for stocks in nearly seven years. >> the dow jones lost 1175 points, the biggest one day point loss ever. >> an historic plunge. >> after months and months the volatility continues this morning. >> why is wall street seemingly so panicked? >> omigod, we're all going to die! no we're not. remember the rules. no panicking. it's all good, bro! the stock market is all over the place. no reason to get blood in your stool. nothing can be up all the time. it's like if you've been snorting adderall all night, you will come otherwise you're on the side of the new jersey turnpike asking a raccoon for marriage advice. we all have our ferraris. what's going on? we need a reason. >> former fed chair janet yellen saying stocks are overvalued and perhaps we're due for a correction. >> higher interest rates mean bonds are paying better which means investors want to sell stocks to buy bonds. >> there aren't so many humans maki

. - for more on these shocking retweets, we turn to our very own hasan minhaj, everybody. ling] hasan... [cheers and applause] as--as an american muslim, it must be troubling and shocking to see the president of the united states send out these videos. - no, i'm not shocked. we were due, you know? trump's islamophobia is like an eminem freestyle. you get a new one every few months, and it's slightly angrier than the last one. here's what pisses me off-- these random videos are either totally out of context or straight up false. this fringe british group wants people to think brown boogeymen are coming to kill them. they recently shared a viral photo of isis fighters, but it wasn't isis. it was ice cube. [laughter] you idiots. you're mixing up your ices, okay? and it's ridiculous, all right? and these new videos are just as ridiculous as that meme. the muslim migrant beating up a dutch boy? both those kids were dutch. the perpetrator wasn't a migrant. the roof video, horrible, but it happened during the civil unrest in egypt in 2013. they're rival political factions. - okay,