so, ladies and gentlemen, one last time, please welcome hasan minhaj!d applause ) >> thanks, trevor! you know, trev, i'm really going to miss this place -- the friends, the laughs, the security guard who inspects your mouth with his bare fingers. ( laughter ) >> trevor: we don't have a security guard who does that. ( laughter ) >> huh... i don't know who that was, then. ( laughter ) >> trevor: well, either way, we're going to miss you, too, man, but we're really happy for you. i know you will have your own show starting soon. but, like, what's in store for hasan minhaj? what are you doing for the rest of the summer? any big plans? >> my plan was to go see a bunch of movies starring "the daily show" people. we have crazy asians with ronny chieng, the star who dumped me with breakout star hasan minhaj, of course, momm momma mamma miae go again. you're probably thinking merely merely isn't on "the daily show" but the truth is she's been playing roy wood, jr. this entire time. that's just how good she is. ( applause ) >> trevor: wow, now i'm not sure she sh

our very own hasan minhaj has the answers in another edition of "hasan the record." >> what up, hasaniacsrt-- i love kim k. so damn much spp. she is my spirit animal. when she demanded trump pardon a 67-year-old drug felon, i was like, dope? keeping up with the commutations. 63-year-old alice johnson now a free woman. >> while it's not a full pardon, she's out of jail! forget mandela, move over gandhi. kim k. is the freedom fighter. w.t.f. is a presidential pardon anyway, and can it be used to forgive, like, anything? ( laughter ) hasan the record. this thing on? the founding padres knew the country would face critical moments when a well-time pardon it to insurgents, or rebels may restore the tranqilts of the commonwealth. so they gave the president the power to pardon. illiteration-- dank. the pardon lets the president absolve anyone of any federal crime. never happened. get out of jail free. it's like if trump was a superhero let's call him mawga. the presidential pardon would be one of his sick new superpowers, except instead of putting people in jail like a superhero, he'd be busting