this is "the daily show" with your host, hasan minhaj! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> hasan: thank you! welcome to "the daily show." i'm hasan minhaj! this is the american dream, baby! worked here five years to substitute teach for a week. we've got so much to talk about, so let's get right to the headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] now look, there's so many pressing issues in the world: the war in ukraine. a train derailment in ohio. natural disasters in turkey. but we can't talk about any of that, because apparently, the biggest story in the newspaper is on the comics page. >> newspapers across the country are dropping the "dilbert" comic strip after scott adams went on a tirade calling black americans a hate group and advising white people to stay away from them. >> referencing a poll from the that indicated 53% of black americans agree with the statement, it's okay to be white. >> if nearly half of all blacks are not okay with white people, that's a hate group. the best advice i would give to white people is to get the

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