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i don't know if it is my hashtag per se but conversations emanating from hashtag regarding issues ofy and hollywood as a whole set up and ta ke and hollywood as a whole set up and take notice. for example, in 2016 the academy president invited 683 new members to the academy, which has been its biggest and most diverse class ever, and we also know there are hollywood studio executives, producers, directors, who are looking to work with more marginalised communities. so all of those things are great with respect to showing that more people get to have their story is told. of course, people will point to this year's nominees, films like moonlight and hidden figures as well, that clearly highlight a diversity that we didn't see in previous years. but of course, those films had already been recent and cast. perhaps we need to look longer term the sea of hollywood really is changing. that is exactly right. all of the films nominated this year had been in production or preproduction before i even created the hashtag in 2016. so it remains to be seen of hollywood is really serious about issu

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here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you, guys. that was good tonight.itter on the show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along with us we do this thing every wednesday. right? i'll send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, since valentine's day is coming up -- reminder. [ light laughter ] i went on twitter -- that's yeah. that's for you higgans, man. i went on twitter and then sent out a hashtag called #whyi'msingle. [ light laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about why you're single. we got thousands of tweets, thin 15 minutes it was a a trending topic in the usa. [ cheers and applause ] i'm laughing at -- really good. so now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "why i'm single" tweets, from you guys. and thank you so much for being honest and sending these in. it's great. [ laughter ] this first one's from @dazyski. he says, "i keep snacks in my pocket. once on date i was caught sneaking a handful of cinnamon toast crunch while wait

>> i'm more like the hashtag, i think. >> the hashtag color? square of the bird. >> all right. >> i don't know. you only have nine more minutes of this, whatever color this is, and i make my share costume change. >> oh, you have a costume change? >> yes, another color came in a close second to this. >> yes? >> so i'll be switching into that at 7:00. >> so we'll make our final ruling of the color, because everyone still weighing in on this one. then we will start another color debate i bet? >> exactly. >> taking another break. be right back. if youin a palace of ice,winter there's only one place to go. and that's not the only thing you can only find in new york state. ♪ you can find it all, only in new york. new york. it's all here. it's only here. plan your winter getaway at iloveny.com fios is not cable. we're wired differently. which means we can deliver equal uploads and downloads. lcome to 8 and a half maple reet. it'half a house. and even though it only has half a kitchen, half the closet space and a half bath, it's a full house to the wil

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