david hasselhoff will not be here. you something -- whatever the opposite of arachnophobia is, our first guest has it. on may 2nd, she returns as peter parker-phile, gwen stacy in "the amazing spider-man 2." please welcome, emma stone. >> jimmy: is this something you would ever consider owning? >> this is something i didn't even consider existed, much less owning. it's so life like. it's really disconcerting. >> jimmy: it seems like real hair. i don't know where this hair came from. >> is it david hasselhoff's hair? >> jimmy: i don't know if they collected it over a series of months. >> sheered david hasselhoff. >> jimmy: everybody hair has been individually placed. just incredible. ever seen the story "never ending story." >> no. >> jimmy: it's a terrible movie, by the way, but the kid has a furry dragon that looks like something he won in an arcade or something. he rides around on it and i feel like this is my whatever that thing was. >> you want to get on him. >> jimmy: well, i actually did get on him. a and i felt

giant hasselhoff is with us tonight.t football fans all sorts of new ways to enjoy the games. they have a new app that will allow you to buy what they call experiences at the stadium. and one of the experiences fans can buy is an in-seat visit from a cheerleader, which is -- the idea pioneered by every strip club ever. >> is it a lap dance? right? it's a lap dance in front of 70,000 people. in baseball, hall of fame pitcher nolan ryan threw out the first pitch at last night's houston astros game. and nolan ryan has had many, many memorable pitches throughout his storied career. this was not one of them. >> ladies and gentlemen, the 1969 world series champion, eight-time all-star, 11-time strikeout champion, baseball hall-of-famer and newly named executive adviser for your houston astros, know lonolan ry! >> has the first pitch ever gone well for anyone? this is actually very fascinating. two spanish historians believe that they've discovered the holy grail. you know, after indiana jones found it back in 1989 they lost tr

. >>> david hasselhoff, he's the star of stage and screen and i think he's trying to bring "bay watch" back but with a different "bay watch" babe. >> my name is david hasselhoff and i've invented the perfect rescue dog so i don't have to make rescues anywhere. this is cocoa the rescue dog. >> he throws the dog and floater in the pool. but this yorkie is able to rescue it. >> you don't see a lot of smaller dogs who like water. the small dogs i've had hated the water. >> good girl, come on. good girl! >> he's trying to give it chest compressions and the dog is, no, i got to keep dragging it away. >> cocoa the rescue dog! >> that's a cute video, actually. >> go get 'em? >> it would be good to have that cocoa in your house because if you found yourself drowning in your pool it could save you. >> yep. >> oh, what, three, four, five pounds of that? >> yeah. >> speaking of small dogs if you like small dogs best, you'll like this one. >> oh. >> this is bear. she has a new beau and i love show s how she spins around. >> it's a stick. >> it's not going to attack you. >> the dog was crazy dizzy

the hot new trend for april 1, photo bomb by david hasselhoff.always better with hasselhoff. ♪ ♪ >> there he is. >> april fool's day is here! >> don't hassle the hoff. >> that's right. >> it's something that google is doing today. if you upload a picture of yourself, they might photo bomb david hasselhoff right there, as we can see. >> was that his idea? >> probably not. just funny. he's an iconic photo bomber. >> get you right there. >> i just hope he got off from his life guard job 'cause he should be working today. >> he's not dressed appropriately for that. >> not warm enough yet. >> fox news alert now and fox news exclusive, at this hour, the f.b.i. and military are searching for a recent army recruit. they believe he's plan ago deadly fort hood inspired attack against u.s. soldiers. peter doocy who has been following the story out of d.c what's the latest on the suspect? are they getting closer to getting him? >> reporter: we know two months ago in february the u.s. army recruited this man named booker, also known as mohammed abdullah hasan

where you can post pictures and then you'll get david hasselhoff to photo bomb your picture. hundreds of people have posted pictures of themselves, their families. this one says, oh, man, look who snuck in behind me. that guy, just can't get out of my house. this one says there i was, having dinner with my lovely wife, and bam, david hasselhoff photo bombed it. and another party that is having a lot of fun with this is the baltimore police, our s.w.a.t. team, april fool's day. now richelle you'll recall that hillary clinton has this picture on her twitter page. a famous picture where she's got the glasses and she's texting. and that started the #text by hillary. president bill clinton got in on this joke. he has a picture of himself saying i'll follow my leader. hillary had a joke back. she tweeted back, well, that explains what happened to my ipad. and some companies have been getting in on the joke. ticktack introducing this shakeless ticktack. this has bubble wrap here. this is a selfie put on youtube. it roams around you and takes selfies of you. and then we have some fro

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have you ever wanted to own a 12 fo foot long replica of david hasselhoff.is being auctioned off for charity. it is the giant hoff from sponge bob square pants not your style, there is kit and a few other knight rider items. >>> peaches geldof has died at the age of 25. police are saying her death is being treated as unexplained and sudden. she was the daughter of bob geldof and paula yates. >>> peter mayhew will reprise his role in the new "star wars" film. and sunday's season four premiere of game of thrones drew the biggest audience for hbo. >> do you watch? >> since the sopranos finale in 2007. i do, not religiously. it is good. good stuff. >> i need to. >>> barbara walters announced her exit from daily television on monday. >> you may remember last spring i said that i would leave daily television in a year. so here we are. it is almost one year later and i decided that friday, may 16th, will be my final appearance on "the view" as a co-host. >>> i'm alex witt this . this is "early today." before using her new bank of america credit card, which rewards

is david hasselhoff.'s featu picturesotobombed uploaded on april fools' day. tobombinghe hoff pho a couple. he claims it was a huge hit with 30 million photo bombs. if you missed it, you are out of luck. astrophysicist is fighting mosquitoes with lasers. we will tell you about the professor who hopes to eradicate malaria, after the break. ♪ there is a physics laboratory that witnessed the beginning of the manhattan project. a scientist is devising a new war against aw tiny but deadly enemy. are the most deadly creatures known to man. we are talking about the common mosquito. professor szabolcs mÁrka is a hungarian astrophysicist by training. today, he is less interested in deep space and more focused on shallow water where he breeds thousands of mosquitoes. >> you are an astrophysicist running a mosquito farm? >> absolutely. >> after a close friend contracted malaria, he started looking at how he could use his expertise with lights and lasers to help eradicate the disease. one that killed half a million p

." >> coming up on "red eye" is this giant life-like replica of david hasselhoff creepy, super creepylly super creepy? and how does joe biden feel about being voted silliest human by the supreme galactic council? >> down here that is not meant as a compliment, but i'm proud of it. >> and finally, zamboni machine. should you get one now before they sellout? the story cnbc refuses to cover. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she is so greek college men keep trying to rush her. i am here with andrea

." >> coming up on "red eye" is this giant life-like replica of david hasselhoff creepy, super creepy or really super creepy? and how does joe biden feel about being voted silliest human by the supreme galactic council? >> down here that is not meant as a compliment, but i'm proud of it. >> and finally, zamboni machine. should you get one now before they sellout? the story cnbc refuses to cover. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she is so greek college men keep trying to rush her. i am here with andrea santeros. i didn't write that. fox news contributor and one of my fellow co-hosts on "the shive." guzzling cheap wine and cheeking back tears were a sport she would be on the platform and then fall off it because she is our sad little drunk. it is joanne. and america's towel boy, andy levy. and you might remember him from the last time you forgot about him. it is the always forgettable paul's what's his face? his pod cast is available on itunes and allegedly performing in new york city on may 15th through the 17th. >> that doesn't help. >> that means he won't be on the show that nigh

. >> i don't know what program you're on, because they paid me $5 to take the dave hasselhoff cd.s? if you're afraid to fire lazy workers, get the snail from the geico commercials. pay me 2,5$2,500, give me a lisf your deadbeat workers and i'll do it. >> it's about weeding out workers that aren't happy. >> there are plenty. we have high unemployment right now. >> half the people who go to work right now are unhappy. >> this is bezos trying to get around lawsuits and -- >> a deep thinker. about this, guys? there's a new provision in french that would give some workers the right to stop checking work e-mails after 13 hours on the clock. it's under consideration. for some people that are employed by the hour. charles, just before we were going on, you were answering e-mails. >> no, tweets about the show. >> it's during the workday. but i know for a fact that you and i are answering e-mails after hours. >> absolutely. i think you have to to be successful and competitive. but we're talking about france. if you want 35 hours a workweek and two months of vacation, but you're already in a

[ light laughter ] then he said -- [ russian accent ] but i would prefer to be rescued by david hasselhoffhe's a hot piece of -- that's right. vladimir putin said he thinks president obama would save him if he were drowning. and the president was like, well, there's only one way to find out. [ laughter and applause ] sorry, dude! and this is cool. the white house announced that had first lady michelle obama will appear on the show nashville next month. while joe biden will make his third appearance on "wipeout." this time, i'm not falling. i know when this boxing glove comes out. all about timing, man! i want to say congrats to chelsea clinton. last week she announced that she is expecting her first child. [ cheers and applause ] that's great. that's great. if it is a girl it will get some of chelsea's old hands me downs. if it is a boy it will get some of hillary's. [ laughter ] little pant suit. a little pant suit. a little cream pant suit. it was just announced -- it wasn't that hard of a joke. what's the big deal? a pant suit. come on! what am i meb keflezighi? come on! it was just ann

played by david hasselhoff for a minute then i went into the comic store one day and all of a suddener called and said, well, we plan on making these movies and we hope sam would be interested. yeah. >> i think so. >> i think so. but, you know, he's -- he's a warrior. >> uh-huh. >> he's a fighter, a scrapper, he's been in the dark world, the shadow world, the spies and everywhere else which is where he met natalia, scarlett's character, they have this real bond but, you know, we finally follow him to work, so -- >> finally. >> yeah, we finally go to the office with nick, so there we are. >> you bring up about the eye patch and people often ask you about that. in fact, on facebook there was somebody who asked, he says, did you ever trip over things wearing your eye patch? what does it take getting used to and acting in it and losing your depth of perception? any problems with it? >> the only problem i discovered that i didn't discover until we did "captain america," the original "captain america" because i very seldom have very much to say was that i sat at home and did all my studyin

and then david hasselhoff gets it. so outrage. >> no! the hoff?ere to the side of the camera. i know there's a big question as well about whether or not to have another child? is that right? that's part of the theme? >> that is an ongoing theme, yes. and you might have noticed, she's significantly younger than myself, and so the timing is completely right for her, and the issue becomes -- a real life issue, is it right for me. am i qualified still? >> i have to say, i was a huge "growing pains" fan growing up. you look to me exactly the same as you looked then. don't you feel that way? >> thank you. inside, i'm a wreck. none of my organs are working. >> it's a facade. how often do you hear about "growing pains"? >> always. and i love it. i'm happy that that's kind of what i stand for in a way. if i could have been a better person, i would have been jason seaver. >> were you anything like jason seaver as a dad? >> i think my own reality, my values, proud of what that stands for, because that's close to what i would want to be if i had 12 writers te