to make end meet in san francisco as a city towards the self-sufficiency as our ultimate goal the hass has stayed out at the 2 hundred percent poverty level and things lying subsidized employment or unsubsidized tax credits those are opportunities to get the families to the next income where you know this is families on public assistance and getting food stamps a family of 3 is getting $14,000 a year in food and support they're also getting health care this is the federal poverty level the mid tier this is where it comes in this is project 5 hundred an initiative really led principally by the department of hand-me-downs an effort to target 5 hundred of our poorest families in inform and moving them out the poverty a midnight approach attempt to address all the multiple barriers 3 families are facing in addition to income things to or things utilization housing and behavorial issues with children so when you look at how to do that the only way in our economy to get people out of poverty is to work sincerely cash transfers didn't do it alone when you look at the minimum wage in san franc

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startup for a or garlic system to help the low income families to help their awareness the sfoifkts hass and mercy housing partnered with the many teams who support and advocate for san francisco homeless population this dream team came to the rescue and families waiting for permanent housing for years held keys to permeate they call home this is the first time they've had a second chance a new lease on life that includes me in the san francisco ethics commission the homeless population are a priority mercedes management and the supportive services worked tireless to keep the ground up to par and insure our families needs are being met i give thanks to mercedes and the city of san francisco for helping me to realize the dream i, be the mother i wanted to 82 be thank you for helping 80 me to pick up the broken pieces you do it this by giving me a place called home i walk into my bathroom and look into the mirror this life has created i love my city it might be a little bit on the crazy side but it's anything like that special things thanks to people that welcomed me with open armed or arm

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. >> china disagrees, and hassing nurse pleas for it to stop. as far as china is concerned. china is causing problem. >> it's groundless to organise china. china has never taken a proactive measure. disputes have been there for decades. and over the past decades it has been stable because china's great restraint. three of five others have their own installations the philippines bringing the dispute to an international tribual. china refused to participate, maintaining historical sovereignty. >> the chinese are not trusted. because on the face of it the chinese will say one thing and do another in action. this is where confusion and mistrust lies. >> this is where ownership could destabilize peace and affect trade in the rest of the world. no permanent solutions are expected, but it's hoped the talks about give all parties the space to share perspectives and find a way to work together. china sent a big delegation. it is seen as a positive sign. >>> the u.s. and rain are in talks to nail down a nuclear deal. the u.s. secretary of state and the israeli counterpart are in genev

rather than $1.51 billion, a 23% increase on a year-over-year hass, i'm sure the company beat analyst estimates, but i will tell you what the slowest year-over-year growth is the we have seen in recent memory, a sale of what about they predicted just outside our guidance. deferred revenues, an important number for them, it tells them what's important and what they have collected on, that was at 31% year-over-year. they are talking about currency effects and the dollar hurting them by about 4% again. your revenue increase, had it not been 20%, but of course currency helps them. it 23% call year-over-year to $1.51 billion, booking deferred revenue, as you will, at a faster pace. zipping down to the income statement what we see is a business that, no shock as i look at it, lost money. the operating results of net income -- i take it back, the company made $4 million in the quarter. $1.5 billion in revenue. rarely profitable for a huge marketing expense, not a lot of huge surprises there. i will continue to dig through and look for some nuggets. salesforce always has a few. alix: definite

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our city college has with the chancellor there along with the chancellors of every major university hass as part of the council we have driving our businesses and doing wonderful things like having the businesses invest directly in the institutions and having the businesses provide programs like united sf with surrounding the institutions to make sure they have all the support i think all the faculty and the students will see this generation we're challenged and find out who our friends are we become a better institution and have done so in this city college with that, let me introduce you to one of the students that are part of the - (clapping.) leader pelosi and i and others were downstairs. >> a minute ago going through the pastry division i really had to fight the attraction to file my side pocket but we look forward to the talent that is being produced looking at the lists and seeing what i like and discovering a name next to it the students are not only learning but when their out of here with they're one year certificate they have so many choices once there's an anchor there, ther

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