so, every time the dealership sold another hatchback, obviously, i played this.you here... oh, cute dog. you tricked me! you're trying to steal my life! cleveland, what are you talking about? he hustled me! you hustled yourself. but more accurately, i hustled you. but why? look at your life, fool. you have everything. you always did. you had the coolest dad in town. the baddest mom. you had a damn millennium falcon. you think i had a millennium falcon growing up? you don't think i wanted to run around going, "pew! pew! pew!" all i had was an old pair of pants i found in the woods. corduroy? and look at your ass today-- dinner on the table, laundry done, drinking every night and coming home to have sex with a woman you ain't even got to hold down. this is the real hustle house. and you're the real hustler. wait a minute, robert. you hustled your own brother? you don't hustle family. i'm disappointed in you, son. but, dad... don't you sass me. get over here! (grunting) no! no! i'm sorry, dad! i'm sorry! (crying): oh... oh, it hurts! (crying) ha, ha! ha, ha! and he