it was something you did on a hayride, under a blanket. oh, sorry.ling salesman who moved our family to california during the great depression. i mean, that's the kind of stuff you only read about in novels. and, to think, i've lived through a world war, worked on radio, and films, on "mary tyler moore," and "the golden girls." [ cheers and applause ] and now i'm here tonight because you wanted me to be. [ cheers and applause ] i really just want to say i feel so loved. thank you. if i could, i would take you all on a big hayride. starting with you, sir. no, not you. you. guess what -- jay-z is here. [ cheers and applause ] and if i had a dime for every time i've said that, i'd have one dime, which wasn't anything to shake a stick at in my day. we have a great show for you tonight, so stick around and we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> ♪ macgruber ♪ making life-saving inventions out of household materials ♪ ♪ macgruber ♪ getting in and out of ultra-sticky situations ♪ ♪ macgruber ♪ he's working with his grandma now ♪ ♪ macgruber [ siren