the world of headlines. my name is s, all right, and i am the historian of the modern released and since the beginning of this war and actually before this war, i have been correcting headlines the as a historian. i know how important narrative in story telling is. and the way that the story is being told in the western media especially, is not right. and it's not accurate. the so i tend to focus on headlines because the reality is most people don't read beyond them. often use content is paywall or people just don't have that much time within their day to dedicate every topic headlines do, catch the eye though, and the shape the way that people think about the, the framing of stories on palestine, israel in the western world, particularly the u. s. has always been very one sided these headlines and stories and the way they're written, the use of language. it's all deliver it in all intention. and i wanted people to see how simple change of words could improve the way the stories are framed in the journal isn

a lot of headlines from the onion, it's a satirical new site in the us and their headlines are supposed to be a joke. they're supposed to be humorous exaggerations, that sort of put a mirror of the society and politics. and especially the way that our own media covers events, but some of the onions or posts on this particular issue on israel palestine and the us as role in it. they almost read like predictions. we've come to the point where the situation with gaza has become so atrocious that they onions headlines have become pretty spot on. this headline reads, nathan, your insurance critics. he still has the utmost respect for us money and the context in which i shared it was that nathan, y'all who had cancelled a visit buying his really delegation to washington dc. because the us finally didn't veto a cease fire resolution at the united nations. they did everything and this was back in march of this year. they did everything to undermine the resolution still by calling it non binding, but they didn't actually veto it, but need to know who it wasn't. so it said that he turned down to

this headline reads. nathan, y'all, who assures critics he still has the utmost respect for us money and the context in which i shared it. was that nathan, y'all who had cancelled a visit, buying his really delegation to washington d. c. because the us finally didn't veto a cease fire resolution at the united nations. they did everything and this was back in march of this year. they did everything to undermine the resolution still by calling it non binding, but they didn't actually veto it. but need to know who it wasn't sold, said that he turned down the $3300000000.00 in tax pair of dollars. but the us is giving is real to funded tours. he was very quick in fact, to thank america for that money. mind you this and i mean had like, is from originally 2015 when the obama administration was at odds with amazing young government. but despite those very clear disagreements, obama still handed is real. $38000000000.00 package of military 8 over 10 years. that was the largest of his con years later. the onions

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up next, this headline says, "trump trial resumes." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: headline couldaccidentally pops a a mentos." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: the freshmaker. >> jimmy: this next headline was, "prince william visits northern england." the headline could have been, "co-worker gives every detail of their weekend when all you said was, 'hi.'" [ laughter and applause ] "i didn't realize i was allergic to chamomile. but then i try it." [ light laughter ] next headline was, "u.k. foreign secretary visits mongolia." the headline could have been, "new kid in class is definitely an undercover cop." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: "drugs, anyone?" >> jimmy: "know where i can score? know where i can score any grass? any weed?" this next headline was, "new firm formed to take over japanese car company bigmotor." the headline could have been, "men have fun at annual 'why i oughta!' convention." [ laughter and applause ] "why i oughta!" [ cymbal clash ] >> steve: "say!" >> jimmy: i love the "why i oughta!" convention. next headline was, "international fund director kris

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headline is also guilty. one of the top headlines, the first ex-president to become a felon plans to appeal. the paper in washington, d.c. this morning, starting with the washington times, also the banner headline come guilty on all counts. the verdict likely to electrify the base and attract independents. the washington post in washington, d.c., trump found guilty. readying the scripts of martyrdom is one of the sub headlines. "the detroit free press," here is the headline, trump guilty on all counts. "the arizona daily star," with convicted. and then "the las vegas review journal," guilty, this is long from over, a quote from the former president, who spoke briefly to a large number of reporters gathered at the courthouse on thursday after the guilty counts were read. this was the president from yesterday. [video clip] former presidentrace. this was a rigged trial by conflicted judge who is corrupt. this was a rigged trial, a disgrace, they would not give us a venue change. we were at 5% or 6% in this distr

and our other main headlines - israel carries out some headlines — israel carries out some of its mostf southern gaza with tanks reaching the southern —— reaching southern gaza. closing organs begin and donald trump ultimate cost money trial. we will be live from new york. best closing arguments begin in donald trump's hush money trial. hello, i'm martine croxall. the economy has taken centre stage on the campaign trail today. the prime minister says he will protect pensioners from a tax hike if the conseravtives win the next election. rishi sunak launched what's being called the "triple—lock plus" plan which will increase pensioners' personal allowance to prevent more people paying income tax. labour says the plan is not credible. meanwhile, the shadow chancellor, rachel reeves, has said that labour is the "natural party for british business" and unveiled a list of 121 businesses who are supporting them at this election. faisal islam reports. the prime minister was inspecting china in the potteries today, but there are no delicate ming vases in his campaign. the conservatives' strateg

now it's time for headliners .eadliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners where we bow down to the altar of next day's newspapers. i'm josh howie. i've got the high priest duties for tonight. here to decipher the mutterings of our oracles. steve nostradamus. alan and louis. the team world is nigh. schaefer how are you both.7 pretty good. both looking very snazzy . well, we looking very snazzy. well, we even collaborated. in what way.7 i even collaborated. in what way? itold even collaborated. in what way? i told him which title. >> you know, he tweets about his tie, mate. >> don't. he tags me in. i get like, my whole timeline is just people goes anti—semitism and semitism and semitism, and then it's louis tie and then it gets back to i think, i think anti—semitism is less contentious than my time. >> there'll be some tweets that are about your tie that are also anti—semitism. >> this is silk. >> this is silk. >> great. that's and welcome to my timeline there. right. we're gonna have a quick look at tuesday's fron

now it's time for headliners . it's time for headliners. >> thank you tatiana.ello and welcome to headliners, your run through the next day's news with three comedians. i'm leo carson. tonight i'm joined by paul cox , tonight i'm joined by paul cox, the people's gammon and jonathan coogan, the people's fish fingers. we don't know how he got that nickname. how are you both doing? >> really? well. thank you. >> really? well. thank you. >> how are you? yeah, i'm good as well. thank you. >> i've adopted this new voice. >> i've adopted this new voice. >> yeah. you've got a very husky . sexy. yes. >> it's for the rashes. they like it. >> we're on late at night. >> we're on late at night. >> i thought i'd talk to them like this from now on. >> yeah. something happened. >> yeah. something happened. >> was there an accident? no, i stopped, i was on 60 a day. and then you stopped. i just stopped it straight away . it straight away. >> you sound like a smoker. hamburgers. >> not cigarettes. >> not cigarettes. >> okay, well, let's have a look at wednesday's front pages. the

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do you agree with that headline, sir craig?— headline, sir craig? yes, definitely, it _ headline, sir craig? yes, definitely, it is _ headline, sir craig? yes, definitely, it is a - headline, sir craig? yes, definitely, it is a big - headline, sir craig? yes, | definitely, it is a big risk, headline, sir craig? yes, i definitely, it is a big risk, it headline, sir craig? yes, - definitely, it is a big risk, it is a big gamble and hoping by taking a big risk and gamble, he can destabilise the situation and who knows what will happen? in reality, i suspect he thinks he knows he is going to lose, but he is trying to make it less bad for himself. i make it less bad for himself. i would love to know what david cameron orjawjaw —— or george osborne might have been whispering in his ear. i osborne might have been whispering in his ear. , ,, . ., osborne might have been whispering in hisear. ,,,. . in his ear. i suspect that most --eole in his ear. i suspect that most peeple would _ in his ear. i suspect that most people would say, _ in his ear. i suspect t

boeing is in the headlines — don't mind? boeing is in the headlines constantly, - don't mind?is in thej headlines constantly, as you saw today, just from this event alone, again before the initial reports came out that it could have been whether, every headline splashed around had the boeing 777 model to grab people's attention, and they know and they are very acutely aware that they are in the spotlight, whether by the media or again by the many enquiries into what is going on back at the manufacturing plant. thank ou for joining us. the first ever trial of a former us president is nearing its end, as donald trump's defence team rested its case on tuesday. closing arguments in the historic hush money trial are set to begin next tuesday. then, the jury will begin weighing the evidence on whether mr trump illegally covered up a payment to adult film star, stormy daniels. the former president faces 3a felony counts of falsifying business records. as he left the courthouse earlier, mr trump characterised the trial as "political interference". this is all about biden. can't campai

now it's time for headliners . headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners.nik dixon, taking you through tomorrow's top stories for the next hour, and i'm joined by weapons expert leo kearse. an expert weapon jonathan kogan. then if you can say that on telly. who wrote that? how are you both doing? oh, you've got your book there jonathan. >> jonathan. >> jonathan. >> how are you getting on with gay shame ? yeah. pretty good. gay shame? yeah. pretty good. >> i found it on dolan's desk. >> i found it on dolan's desk. >> how are you guys doing? >> how are you guys doing? >> i don't mean the book. i mean the concept in your life. >> oh, yeah. i'm >> oh, yeah. i'm >> i'm a joke. what? do you strip it back? but let's not. let's not. >> i'm getting by closely. >> i'm getting by closely. >> leo, how are you doing? yeah. >> leo, how are you doing? yeah. >> i'm good. thanks. i'm doing pretty good. yeah, yeah, i've been to sri lanka. have you? yeah >> how was it? >> how was it? >> delightful. lovely country. >> delightful. lovely country. >> i can't tell you some weird

| headlining? how you handling it? i think headlining? how you handling it? think it's headlining?ted so long for opportunities like this, and all the doors are opening for me to open, i would be kicking myself if i didn't give it everything that i had an i'm really so grateful. i really am. so, iam just trying to give it my all and do the best that i can with an opportunity like this and everything that has happened to me this year, it is really kind of nuts. i will that has happened to me this year, it is really kind of nuts.— it is really kind of nuts. i will be out there _ it is really kind of nuts. i will be out there with _ it is really kind of nuts. i will be out there with 35,000 - it is really kind of nuts. i will be out there with 35,000 other - out there with 35,000 other people here at— out there with 35,000 other people here at the big weekend. and if you're watching in the uk — you can see all of the performances from across all four stages on the bbc iplayer — raye, mabel and charli xcx are among the acts performing today — head to the iplayer for all the latest from

because defections are a great headline.e impression that the tories are alljumping ship. it gives that impression that labour's the one on the march and to boot she was the mp for dover. so you can talk about immigration. you can say this is proof that the conservatives plan on immigration is a disaster and da da da. except that 48 hours later, keir starmer is the one with awkward headlines about this. and when we talked to jonathan ashworth this morning, they're very clear for the labour party. well, she says it's nonsense, but it's really awkward. this is what he said. well, she says it's nonsense. it's not her— interpretation of events. i don't understand if why - the lord chancellor at the time did not raise this and why it's why he's raising it now. _ but she says it's notj her interpretation of the of that discussion. should it be investigated just to make sure that it was all absolutely above board because either she isn't telling the truth or robert buckland, who is a case and who was the justice secretary in lord c

. >> cameron walker has all your news headlines . news headlines. >> thanks, darren. good morning.

now it's over to our headliners . over to our headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners.s your first look at saturday's newspapers with three comedians. that's me andrew doyle. >> and i'm joined tonight by the big dog, nick dixon and the little pussycat, steve n allen. i'm hoping that catches on. yeah, because, yeah, you do that very well and you've got a very sort of affectionate quality which people at home don't really gather. but i, you know, the way you behave here and i can reach if that's what the question was, very flexible. >> you are you are certainly flexible that one of your greatest. >> is that what you imputes? >> is that what you imputes? >> no, not at all. >> no, not at all. >> but since you've mentioned it, how are you, nick? >> i'm well. yeah, yeah. >> i'm well. yeah, yeah. >> loving life. you know me. people people are trying to attack me all the time, andrew, but i'm just very chilled going with the flow of the universe. >> you're like titanium. like that song? >> absolutely. shoot me down, but i won't fall. there you go. >> that should be your slogan.

you are co-chairing — headline recommendations.endations. you are co-chairing this with _ headline recommendations. you are co-chairing this with rosie - co—chairing this with rosie duffield, and is it significant that historically, i know this has been an issue for longer than the conservatives have been in power, the poor standard of maternity care in the uk, but is it significant that basically it needs prominent women in politics to make this an issue and bring this to public attention? because even today the bbc has been receiving numerous calls from people who have gone through horrific experiences. t do through horrific experiences. i do think ou through horrific experiences. i do think you are _ through horrific experiences. t if think you are right. there does seem to be a lack of discussion around women's health issues and that party might be to do with the demographic of parliament and it is still quite unusual to be a young female mp who has given birth while elected in office and i think we need to discuss these topics

carmela, it's time now for our for our headliners . for our headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at sunday's newspapers through the prism of three comedians. i'm josh howie, and if they ever did make a british remake of bad boys, surely these two would be a shoo in. >> it's bruce devlin and nick dixon. hey, guys. good evening. which one would you be? will smith or unrwa? >> i don't think i've seen that one. did you see beaches or bad boys? >> bad boys? what? you've never seen bad boys? it's a classic buddy comedy starring will smith and martin lawrence. it's a buddy cop buddy movie in the classic genre. yes, and there's bad boys two. and then there's going to be bad boys three, which is very exciting. and it's quite similar because they don't like each other. that's what he's going with. >> oh, and one and one's much more famous and beloved. >> what three men who who you would just tell me about your detritus on your trash. i'd relax. that's all. fair >> that's all fair. i mean, i just threw it in randomly, but i am very impressed with you, nick, that you managed

this is what the headline says.ry is, is that the ftc, which is in america, this is an american story, is allowing, exxonmobil, the big oil, the biggest oil company in america and one of the biggest, to join with pioneer oil natural resources, which is another big company to join. but they said, oh, well, we don't like this guy, so you can't have this guy on the board. so basically it's they're just letting the thing happen. they're just letting the thing happen . who's just letting the happen. who's just letting the thing that the us government is letting the thing happen , right? letting the thing happen, right? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it doesn't harm them in any way, does it? i mean, there appears to be a lot of accusation in this article. and of course, i want to believe that our oil tycoons are all rotten because largely they are. of course they are. it's the biggest greed business in the world, isn't it? >> don't they all sit around smoking cigars on a big pile of money, isn't it? >> and not only that, opec is th

time now, as promised, if i can talk for our headliners . for our headliners. >> thank you ray. hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm leo kirsten. tonight i'm joined by the cream of the uk comedy circuit. it's the people's gammon. paul cox and the funniest surviving marx brother. it's kiri marks. >> hey, how are you both doing? >> hey, how are you both doing? >> great. thanks, leo. good to be here on whatever night of the week it is. >> it's sunday night. >> it's sunday night. >> great. thank you. >> great. thank you. >> anyway, that's the chit chat out the. we'll look at monday's front pages. the telegraph leads with young royals face national service in sunak plan. we'll cover that in a moment. the i has labour plan to rebuild. britain will rely on private finance . the financial times finance. the financial times has. trump would be worse for markets than biden , argues bond. markets than biden, argues bond. king cross sounds like , sounds king cross sounds like, sounds like a singer. bond king crossed the guar

now, though, it's time for headliners i >> -- >> hello and welcome to headliners.m nik dixon and spnngis headliners. i'm nik dixon and spring is in the air. but you know what else is in the air.7 news. know what else is in the air? news. so let's crack on and introduce our panel. tonight we have the people's gammon. paul cox.look have the people's gammon. paul cox. look at him. there he is. and the people's gaiman scott capurro that's i'm so sorry. >> yeah, it doesn't work. did you plan that? no, no. that was on the plan . someone else told on the plan. someone else told me to say it in my ear, i guess. yeah, but i knew it would upset you slightly. but just because it's so bad. yeah, because it's so bad. but scott. but you were accused of homophobia recently, weren't you? i was, yeah, there's a hate crime posted about me in islington. yeah about me in islington. yeah about during my act, apparently, someone thought that i was being homophobic. >> i know i find that research that's like accusing paul of not talking about his garden enough. >> i mean, it just wouldn'

now it's time for headliners . headliners. >> thank you. sofia. hello and welcome to headliners.our run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm leo kearse and tonight i'm joined by steve and alan from the mash report and louis shaffer, whose mash report would you say the carbohydrates in mashed potato will kill you.7 how mashed potato will kill you? how are you both doing ? are you both doing? >> i appreciate the blast from the past as well. that's it was a long while ago. i had that career. yeah, those were the i had hair. yeah but it was something. >> at least you've been on the tv. i've got a focus. >> you're on it now. >> tv right at this instant. >> tv right at this instant. >> lewis, what more do you want? i want to be on. >> i want to be on the bbc. >> i want to be on the bbc. >> well, good luck with that. yeah. hurry up. well, it still exists anyway. let's have a quick look at wednesday's front pages. the daily mail leads with nightmare at 37,000ft. the telegraph has. i've lost my hands and feet to sepsis, says mp. the guardian leads with alarm over bi

headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners i'm nick dixon, taking you through tomorrow's top storiesor the next hour, and i'm joined by headliners ogs leo kearse and josh howie. it's ukraine versus israel . just came ukraine versus israel. just came up with that in ukraine one last night in the boxing. yeah they did not many israeli boxers. they prefer the older invasion. sorry. >> just staring at me blankly . i >> just staring at me blankly. i just thought yeah he deserved the win though i was. i watched it with mates. it was great. brilliant. it was. it was one of those boxing matches that because most boxing matches are rubbish these days and it was really exciting. he is good. i am a biggest tyson fury fan, probably in the world, probably even more than his dad. >> so i was gutted and i did cry, but uzuki's my second favourite, you know, tyson fury heckled me . heckled me. >> did he.7 >> did he? >> yeah, he was a comedy store, manchester, and he stood up when i came on stage. he he just stood up and walked out and his, one of his underlings went, don't say a word . but i stood do

it's time now for headliners . headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners i'm simon evans joining me tonight, two comedians with no beginning to their talent. >> it's leo kearse and steve n allen . allen. >> how very dare. >> how very dare. >> not very nice simon i know they always team me up with this unemployed disobliging . unemployed disobliging. >> don't start blaming some invisible people. >> in fact, i suspect you probably collaborate with them to put me on the back foot. >> don't you know? you say so get him to say that about me. and then. and then he'll be apologetic and diminutive in the. >> it's not even true. >> it's not even true. >> i can knit. so there are beginnings to my talent. >> what are your modem accomplishments? >> i was trying to go through a list the other day. you know, in the old days, a man used to have to con a ship and be able to butcher a hog and light a fire in the wild. what would you say they are nowadays? >> i can't correctly butcher a hog, but i can make a mess of exactly. >>

now it's time for headliners . time for headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners the show whered up comedians review the next day's news for you. >> i'm your host, stephen allen. and tonight we have a protein special. >> the man they say is a big gammon. paul cox . hello. gammon. paul cox. hello. >> and the man they say is a little nuts. louis schaefer . little nuts. louis schaefer. >> oh, don't worry. >> oh, don't worry. >> apparently you got that nickname. not because of anything to do with your attitude or mental state. >> do you want to know something? >> i'm not even going to respond to what you're saying right now. i i eat meat and i want you all to eat meat. that's what you should have said. you said, and he eats meat. >> and that's what everyone would have been expecting me to say. that's why what i did is i set up an expectation at the end of it didn't pay. i think it's one of freud's categories of humour. yeah, it is, but these people don't understand these people don't understand these people . people. >> the right. >> the right. >> we love you. whoever you are, we lo

headline around 2.1%, core is moving to around 3.6%.nflation data out of the u.k., or 41 on the 10 year and weighing out the commentary, a consensus it will be higher for longer, three or five months of data for they get confident. still they expected cut. brent at $82, down on a report of inventory buildup, second day of drops. copper is down 1.4%. china is the biggest buyer after it crossed through the record. a bit of wrist bite. let's cross over to asia. avril hong has a check of the markets. avril: we are looking at nvidia in anticipation of the earnings event and the struggle for direction, markets moving sideways, we are seeing clear direction. equities are down as we see a selling of bonds and yields climb, the central bank will normalize policy further. japan, we saw a deeper deficit than expected. this is showing how the japanese currency is paying out, how it is affecting important value and could complicate things. as we talk about central banks, we got interesting messaging today, pushing out a timeline for rate cuts third

first, the latest headlines.adian police have arrested three indian nationals in connection with the killing of an indian sikh separatist leader in western canada. hardeep singh nijjar was shot dead outside a sikh temple in british columbia last year. police say they are investigating connections to the indian government. delhi has denied any hand in the murder. a senior un official has warned that the situation in sudan will have ramifications well beyond the horn of africa unless more is done to halt the civil war between the army and the rapid support forces. fashir in north darfur in recent weeks. french police have entered the prestigious sciences po university in paris to remove students who'd occupied part of the building in protest against the war in gaza. separately, about forty students were removed from the sciences po building in lyon. king charles has been presented with a beautifully illustrated record of his coronation, almost a year after the historic service at westminster abbey. this 21m—long pi

this was a headline payroll number a little above 200 k. ultimately we are still seeing pretty solid trends. on the three months moving average basis we are above 250. a little under 250 on a six month moving average basis. that is a labor market i would say is quite strong. when we look around, there is not clear indication to us. certainly, things are slowing, moderating a little here. but, they are not falling off a cliff by any means. if you look at labor market data and the context of what has been very strong growth in the u.s., final domestic demand growth, a key indicator of what underlying demand is in the u.s. has been growing at about 3%, above measures of potential. if anything, when i look around, i c a u.s. economy that is quite strong. i think the bond market reaction today, if anything was a story about positioning and about the fact that even though we have a strong economy, even though inflation is stuck above target that the fed is a long way from hiking rates. they could still be delayed. we expect them to show us they w

com slash alerts time now for headliners . headliners. >> thank you. polly.ello and welcome to headliners, your first look at the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm leo carson. >> tonight i'm joined by a man who's wrapped in bacon. it's paul who's wrapped in bacon. it's paul, the people's gammon cox. >> hello, my little rashers. >> hello, my little rashers. >> and to next him, a man who's salivating at the sight of all that bacon. it's louis, the people's nutritionist. schaffer. >> i don't like it. it's people's nutritionist. schaffer. >> i don't like it . it's too >> i don't like it. it's too much. it's too much attention. and i wore my i wore my, my best tie, my new york tie with, with the chrysler building and the. are you from new york? i'm from new york. and well, we are really getting a fashion parade tonight , but really getting a fashion parade tonight, but let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. >> the daily mail says trump rages at biden's fascist state. the telegraph leads with johnson. >> trump is victim of a hit job. the times h

common alerts now, though, it's time for headliners . for headliners. >> thank you sam. and welcome to headliners, your first look at saturday's top stories. joining me tonight are two delightful comedians frida kahlo fan crest at a wedding and frida nipple fan nicolas de santo. how are you both doing? >> i am not a big frida kahlo fan , right? i'm not not a fan, fan, right? i'm not not a fan, although i think the tote bags can be a bit irritating. >> is she the woman with the monobrow? yes, she is sort of noel gallagher. >> yes, yes, she was an early oasis fan . i think that was her thing. >> yeah. and that's she's just famous for having a big eyebrow. nicolas. >> yeah, that's all she did. >> yeah, that's all she did. >> yeah, that's all she did. >> yeah, well, i don't want to disparage her art, but not fan. >> but i'm not. not a fan of frida nipple movement . frida nipple movement. >> okay, well, it's friday night anyway. let's have a look at saturday's front pages. the daily mail leads with hunt warns families face £2,100 bill to pay for labour spending . the for labo

plenty more headlines, and we will have the business headlines in the next few minutes stop thanks ford, to a degree, the far north of england that had the best of the day's weather, with plenty of sunshine. and very warm in the highlands, temperatures reached 25 celsius in altnaharra — that was the warmest place in the whole of the uk, confirmation of the rather beautiful weather we had here. wasn't like that everywhere, though — for northern ireland, england, and wales, we had rain or some thundery showers around, and across berkshire and also pembrokeshire, we had photographs sent to us of some funnel clouds there — tornadoes that don't quite make it all the way down to the ground. it was very wet for some — in nantwich, in cheshire, we had 25 millimetres of rain. now on into friday's forecast, the tail end of the weather front will continue to feed in quite a lot of cloud across northern england, and we start off certainly with some mist and fog patches around some of our north sea coast. aside from northern england, though, i suspect overall, we're looking at a brighter day on fri

turning to your headlines.ecticut reopening after an overpass was heavily damaged when it was engulfed in flames during a gas tanker fire last week. the explosion and the fire causing a traffic nightmare if after that stretch of highway had to be hut down. all -- shut down. all lanes of the highway which now connects -- which connects new england and new york are expected to be open by tomorrow. >>> artificial intelligence with will be handling all exit checks at sam's club by the end of the year. the next -- new technology will soon scan customers' cards by capturing images and verifying payment for all items with the goal of cutting down wait times at the exit. >>> and one sheriff's office in kentucky is celebrating some new additions to the force. at least 15 different officers in the boone county sheriff's department all welcoming new children over the past year. officers say the unexpected baby boom brings the force closer as all the kids will be growing up together. i absolutely love that story. and hose

headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at thursday's newspapers. i'm simon evans, said . and i'm joined by evans, said. and i'm joined by recently, red pill josh howie and long—term black pilled nick dixon. that's what they say. >> is it true? >> is it true? >> is it true? >> i don't even know what we're talking about . talking about. >> i've had enough. >> i've had enough. >> well, i don't know. i mean, i've had some nurofen. >> it's like the right wing version of woke. >> okay. but what's the black pill mean? >> black pills. just despair. you've gone past the red pill. >> you see, there's no point in anything. >> i'm not like that. i'm white pilled. i'm happy. people have tried to take me out. they can't. >> black pill is presented. is illustrated as the kind of drawn lots of bags under the eyes. >> always a fag going in the mouth. >> that's not you, is it? >> that's not you, is it? >> no, no, ijust >> that's not you, is it? >> no, no, i just i follow god at dawn. i can't be stopped. >> yeah, but you do look well, josh, you've shaved off your bea