sadly, america's sacred day dedicated to family and hearingnana's unvarnished opinion of philippineosis in danger because this is thanksgiving under attack. ( gunfire ) ( gobble ) >> if you need-- ( cheers and applause ) if you need some explanation as to why jesus is coming out of the tomb, wearing a pilgrim hat and a blunderbuss, watch some of our shows from about five years ago. nation, the thanksgiving table is going to be extra crowded this year. not just because you still haven't walked off last year's green bean casserole. >> turkey day meets the jewish festival of lights this year. in a rare convergence, thanksgiving falls on the first day of hanukkah. >> stephen: how dare you, hanukkah! these two holidays have nothing in common. hanukkah celebrates the struggle of an oppressed people's fight against invading conkers, while thanksgiving is about our healthy and nurturing relationship with the indians. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: now, now-- but now they're overlapping. and keeping the story straight is going to be impossible. pretty soon, school kids will t