i wanted a heather locklear poster so bad i ordered intellectual books.. i would. >> greg: favorite poster. >> i don't know this is going to be much better. i think jake the snake roberts. >> greg: a wrestler? >> yes, he had a big snake. he did. >> greg: that's a fact! he is a big penis. i don't know. why would i say that? >> because you are weird. >> greg: i have problems. charlie, i bet you never had a poster growing up. >> not true. this will be a huge disappointment. heather locklear and expensive gifts. >> greg: you put ice in the glass and the bikinia falls away. >> do they exist anyone? >> greg: i don't know. they got taken over. those damn goths ruin everything. >> that was a great poster. >> and my mom got smart because i never opened the books i ordered. >> heather was wearing a bikini. had you to put a tarp over that -- a wall blanket. >> greg: do you live in an abandoned bus? were you kidnapped? >> the tapestries. >> i was with you until the weird stuff with the blanket. >> you have a lot of weird internalized shame for no reason. or there is

heather locklear oh yeah.ordere oh man, i.d so many fake books to cover up that poster. you guys, the joneses wouldn't know this, but the exes. >> yet we just have the bookhis. fair. as you get a little piece of paper, you check of hadf the books, and then your mom would give you a check. yes, hopefully it did bounce and you didn't get embarrassedk in by your teacher. >> i wanted a heather locklear poster so bad that i ordered a bunch of educational books to trick my mother. >> she's like, wow, you're really into beethoven. yes, master beethoven. i got nothing to lose. wow. wow. >> so every now and then you give the perfect well, ifetv i was a basketball, be a guard just so you alley oops before. >> but one day you'll get the dunk. >> ruben yeah. favorite poster. let me guess. >> leif garrett. f i. >> i don't know. i don't know that this is going to be much better, but i think it wasi think jake jake the sna. >> oh, is that a wrestler? yeah. ye rts.s he had a big snake. >> yeah, he did.bi that's a fact. yeah. yeah, he had a bi