and knock that man out of heaven. i just can't see a situation where somebody would get into heaven and-and-and punch, uh, jesus. ben: and also... the message in the bible is that we should forgive, and it was important that jesus died for us. he died to save us all. that's a bit selfish of humankind, isn't it? well, couldn't he find another way, like writing to somebody to tell them to be a bit better? otherwise, something bad's gonna happen, or like-- or like-- oh, goodness. oh, look, i really must be-- when jesus was being crucified... actually, uh, i just realized there's a few people i must go and speak to. ...ask god to send a meteorite and destroy all the troops of the romans who were... well, it was the way god choose to sacrifice his only son. he wanted to show us how important it was, so he chose the most precious thing in the world to him, and the most precious thing in the world to him was jesus. but then why did he kill him? so, have you got kids? no. no, my lifestyle's never really left any room for it,

a child in church singing quote, ain't no homo going to make it to heaven. preaching against gays and lesbians on the rise . how come no preacher seems to be calling for the death of adult tur remembers? >>> welcome back. another keeping them honest report. one that's mind boggling. you might remember the outrage back in april when it was disclosed that workers of the general services administration, the gsa, took that fancy trip to los angeles and charged taxpayers, and made videos laughing. there's one of the videos there. the trips were argued by this guy, jeff neeley. you see him there in a hot tub location unclear. as you look at that, the gsa's mission is oversight of other federal agencies to control spending. mr. neeley is no longer with the gsa. we learned the employees that are under investigation are still collecting bonuses while they're under investigation. the bonuses total more than $1 million. two congressional investigations are still underway. the report doesn't name who got the bonuses, but it gives astonishing details. drew griffin has be

heaven and you get everything that you want?yeah, well, i'll let you know. how? well... i could phone you up. i doubt there'd be a phone in heaven. e-mail. when you die, do you think that you'll get dug up by foxes? that's what happened to my hamster. shall we go and look at the goats? the deer are better. oh, my goodness, yes. so, ben, these animals aren't toys. you've got to hold them really gently, and you've got to treat them with respect. who do you think would win if... a rabbit fought a sheep? well... rabbits and sheep aren't really known for fighting each other. but if. um, well, i suppose the sheep, 'cause it's bigger. if a hundred rabbits fought a sheep. they'd probably nibble it to death. who would win... if... a thousand rabbits fought four giant anteaters and a brachiosaurus? the anteaters' team, because they've got a dinosaur. true. at last! what happened? i have to write to kemal's parents and express, um, regret. regret? "i regret that your son "is a thick, 15-stone eating machine "who farts his way through my le

there is no heaven or after or broken down computers that.a story for people afraid of the dark. he has come to this final conclusion. that's his final conclusion. >> you have the simplest explanation is that there is no god. no one created the universe and no one directs our faith. >> arguably one of the greatest minds of our time. do you think people are starting to see heaven as a fairy story? >> yeah, i think so. i think it started when people started questioning hell. now people question heaven. what's important is that we don't live for life after death. we have life before death. we love each other and focus on helping one another and you don't need religion for that. for some of us it's a comfort and for some of us it's shown us a new world. i'm obsessed with the idea of grace because of the bible and the church. >> i have to run, but i want to ask you, weren't you writing -- why are you writing a book on doubt? >> because it's something i have dealt with over the past years. i doubt just as much as anybody else does. i think it's imp

a have a needle more than the rich man can get into heaven. i need help more than a poor person does. >> you need help to respond, to be generous. you know there is enough to go around if we would only share. it's this american ideal that we should just horde and hold on to the individual things that we have. >> jesus create-- jesus himself said i got mine jacked. >> jesus broke the bread and gave it to everybody and said eat and be filled. and there was enough,. >> if you share. >> well, i'm to the going to debate the gospel with a nun. (laughter) >> it's not fair. sister thank you so much for joining me. the head of network, a national catholic social justice lobby. sister simone campbell. rz welcome back, everybody, thank you so much. folks, you read the papers, you know that these are uncertain economic times. if facebook can't make money with a free service that offer those tangible benefit what hope is there for the rest of us? >> that's why you need to safeguard all your assets. cash, real estate, and of course fruit. but too often your

a have a needle more than the rich man can get into heaven. i need help more than a poor person does. >> you need help to respond, to be generous. you know there is enough to go around if we would only share. it's this american ideal that we should just horde and hold on to the individual things that we have. >> jesus create-- jesus himself said i got mine jacked. >> jesus broke the bread and gave it to everybody and said eat and be filled. and there was enough,. >> if you share. >> well, i'm to the going to debate the gospel with a nun. (laughter) >> it's not fair. sister thank you so much for joining me. the head of network, a national catholic social justice lobby. sister simone campbell. new taurus is going to blow people away... starting with the guys who built it. i haven't driven it yet. i'm going to try take it easy and warm up slowly. hi. do you get car sick or anything? no, is that a challenge? no, no. so with the 2013 taurus i can pretty much voice command anything. pretty much. you're going to be able to change your radio station,

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july 24th, 2011, i look lookire looking up to heaven and saying i'm yours.rive in d.c. by july 13th. >>> and speaking of d.c., check out these long lines outside a shoe store there. huge crowds lining for a chance to buy kanye west's new nike air yeezy sneakers. this is one of the only stores in the area selling this. they go for about 300 bucks but people are bidding thousands of dollars for the shoes online. they feature fake reptile skin and glow in the dark soles. >>> in orange county, florida, police are looking for a man who tried to rob a seven 11 store. a quick thinking customer grabbed a wine bottle, kicked the knife out of his hand and then chased him out of the store with the bottle. a knife wielding suspect robbed the store just last month. >>> they are back from iraq and afghanistan. now a group of veterans is taking a stand against the war on terror and who it calls other, quote, unjust occupations. together they are known as iraq veterans against the war and they recently gathered in chicago to demonstrate outside the nato summit and return th

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for those orioles, every single step is a very crucial one on their stairway to heaven, heaven being respectability after a decade and a half of futility. birds were trailing. before they squared off against the indians, whom they beat last night, a classy tribe butte to earl weaver, with the unveiling of the statue. and xavier, lunging, diving, not only great eye candy. jose lopez made contact! a baltimore chopper. the indians are ahead, 1-0. fast-forward, bottom three. from there, the indians just prevailed. right now, in the bottom of the sixth, it's indians 10, orioles 4. that's not good. one more game against cleveland, the series finale right here. it will be on masn and wjz. that's what you call an abbreviated sportscast, but i gotta tell you, tiger woods, one of three tied for second at congressional in bethesda. >> once they got all the storm damage cleared up there. thanks so much. be sure to watch the cbs prime- time lineup. you can catch 48 hours mystery. and coming up tonight at 11 here on wjz, these deadly storms, we're going to have the very latest on the damage, the p

. >> thanks heavens we don't have to deal with any of that nonsense, do we? not behind the magnificently cultured shrubberies that adorn -- >> i am getting ahead of myself. at some point i want to ask you and i'm going to do it now. that's the voice of your little baby, stewie. you do peter and quagmire. how do you do it when they're all talking together in the same scene? >> well, when we do table reads for the shows i -- it's a necessity. i have to jump around. hey, quagmire. >> hey, peter. not much. what are you doing? >> doing roofie and chicks. >> you can do it back to back? >> yeah, of course. >> they can't talk over each other? >> no. that would be, that would be -- >> we'll never hear that on family guy. >> well, we do do a lot of that. we simulate that kind of improvisation but it's done in editing. >> so what do you think about the fact that this election is supposedly all about the economy but the culture wars sort of reared their ugly head. we have a lot of discussion about war on women but we talked about contraception in this election which i ne

we'll have a good laugh and we're all up in heaven together. i really thought that was a coincidence. you can call it whatever you want, but i've seen the finger of god. he is not neutral in the affairs of man. he is not neutral in the freedom of mankind. and i'm telling you, if we just do what we're supposed to do, oh my gosh, miracles are are coming. he's -- at the same time he's going to withdraw his protection, the farther we get from him. he has to. he will withdraw his protection. and it will feel, some will say he's smashing us. preachers might tell you we're paying for -- no. the lord's arm is extended. he is our father. he's saying come to me. please. just come to me. let's come to him. let's be better than we were yesterday. let's, i am telling you we are doing another event in not in washington this time. i really don't like this city. and i've learned in the last 24 hours it doesn't really like me. but -- thank you, you're not from around these parts, are you? in dallas, the scariest thing i ever did was write a check, sign my name

and they were waiting for jesus to explain why he was blocking the way for their admission into heaven. and he explained to them that he was naked, he had no clothes, that he was sick and didn't come to visit him, that he was in jail and he was hungry, he was thirsty, that basically he was in bad shape. and he went to them, and they just turned him down. as i remember the story, they looked at each other and said, no, you've got the wrong people. you never came to any of us. and he said something like, if you don't understand how you should be treat iing people, no me, but the lesser of people like me, then you should go straight to hell. that's how i remember it. and so i keep bringing it back and forth and saying that's our mission, we saw on television what they think about us as a people. the republicans have named us. and thank god you are partners and i feel so proud as i walk out here. i'd like to say that in three months this is the first day i tried to do it without a cane. thank you. >> we certainly want to thank the congressman. come on. as you remain standing, let me say th

i think there is heaven. i don't fear it. when i was a little guy, i feared death.orried about it. i would be scared. not anymore. >> reporter: it was time for us to go, but not before one note. i think your socks are a little tame. >> they are. i wouldn't called it laid back socks. i wouldn't call it a militant sox. you get to be 88, president of the united states and now you're known for your socks. >> reporter: and so we choose former president george h.w. bush, mrs. bush, his family, his friend jerry and all of you wishing you a happy father's day weekend coming up. be sure to watch the big special event right here on abc tonight and we're always there at abcnews.com. david muir will be in this chair once again tomorrow night. have a great weekend.

it's a moment of heaven. >> a moment of heaven. >> yes. >> reporter: and as its friar has taken a vowfrom sales will go to another place too, charity. charlie d'agata, cbs news, london. >> jeff: thats is the "cbs evening news" tonight. i'm jeff glor, cbs news it new york. good nights. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org

i do think there is heaven. i don't fear it. when i was a little guy, i would fear death.orried about it, be scared. not anymore. >> reporter: it was time for us to go, but not before one note. i think your socks are a little tame. >> they are? i wouldn't call it a laid back socks. i wouldn't call it a militant socks, though. you get to 88, your president of the united states and now you're known for your socks? >> reporter: and so we choose former president george h.w. bush, mrs. bush, his family, his friend jerry, and all of you wishing you a happy father's day weekend coming up. be sure to watch the big special event right here on abc tonight and we're always there at abcnews.com. david muir will be in this chair once again tomorrow night. have a greet weekend. >>> breaking news. a field of fire in the east bay. i'll weel have a live report on this blaze and a look at dangerous fire conditions coming this weekend. >> and there is the president's immigration bomb shell. >> and a search for answers begins into the fire that forced yesterday's bart closure that paralyzed t

it's a moment of heaven. >> reporter: a moment of heaven. >> yes. >> reporter: and as its friar has takens will go to another place too, charity. charlie d'agata, cbs news, london. >> glor: that is the "cbs evening news" tonight. i'm jeff glor, cbs news it new york. good night. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> is fitted to a beating of fans of police shocked the nation new details of the unexpected death of rodney king. violent crime is falling in many bay area cities some people are skeptical. violent crime is falling in many bay area cities some people are skeptical. it took several days a lea visit:

do you think people are starting to see heaven as a fairy story? >> yeah, i think so. starting when people started questioning hell and people question heaven. i think what's important is that we don't live for life after death. you know what i mean? we have life before death. and that we love each other and focus on helping one another and necessarily you don't have to have relegend for that. but for some of us it's a comfort. for some of us it's -- it's shown us a whole new world. i'm obsessed with the idea of grace because of the bible and the church. >> listen, i have to run. but i want to ask you, weren't you writing -- why aren't you write ago book on doubt? >> because it's something i've dealt with over the past years. i doubt just as much as anybody else does. and i think it's important to realize that doubt is part of faith. it is an element of faith and it's okay to ve. i just want other people out there, so many people have fears over the yeaf

it's a moment of heaven. >> a moment of heaven. >> yes. >> reporter: and as its friar has taken a vowfrom sales will go to another place too, charity. charlie d'agata, cbs news, london. >> jeff: thats is the "cbs evening news" tonight. i'm jeff glor, cbs news it new york. good nights. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> coming up on wjz eyewitness news, rodney king who's video taped beating created chaos in los angeles was found dead in his pool. >>> the wait is over for thousands of shoppers who packed into one of the state's largest grocery stores this weekend. i'm gigi barnett at the newest wegman's in maryland. all the ,,

there are two nominations to the federal reserve bank and heaven only knows we need people there and got ambassadors and all sorts of people that can't get through. that's all terrible. and yet it's going on. it's really time, we clear that out. common cause today, sued to due do away with the filibuster. that's crazy, not democracy at all. you've got the same problem here. and it's time to go back to the sunshine stuff and changing the rules so the speaker doesn't have that kind of power. you could be the speaker but that's supposed to be more like the referee, not the guy who gets his way and no one else does. no, those type of things are really ready for a revolt. it's time to have the revolt and let's go get these young peoples channelled in that way and tell them they still have the power to do it before we all lose it. >> what went into your decision to leave congress when you did? i'm very disappointed when i see good people leaving like olympia snow is leaving now. >> well, what went into my mind when i left was newt gingrich. to be very honest. i had been in the congress for

do you think foxes go to heaven? why do you ask? because i saw a dead fox in the playing ground at school. well, i suppose it depends on what kind of life they've lived, doesn't it? i don't suppose the foxes that rip open our bin bags are going to heaven. all i'm saying is the morrison family-- the money will run out. it wouldn't have to, i mean, because i could work-- do you believe in god? well... um... i don't know. i often ask myself the same question. i--i want a... i want a clear answer. do you believe in god? well, i think people should be able to believe whatever they want to believe, really. i know. i know that, but i want to know what you believe. do you believe in god? right, well, um... okay, i think probably... um, you know, when--when i think about it, that there must be some kind of-- ( doorbell rings ) that'll be jake. forgotten his keys again. mommy, do you believe in god? mommy's unblocking the sink, darling. ( car alarm sounding ) hello. oh, hi, angela. i just came around to drop these off-- the spare keys to dad'

and that is there was some rich people and they wanted to get into heaven as i remember. and they were waiting for jesus to explain why he was blocking the way. for their admission into heaven. and he explained to them that he was naked. and he had no clothes. that he was sick. and didn't come to visit him. that he was in jail and they didn't know he was hungry, he was thirsty. basically, he was in bad shape and he went to them and they just turned him down. and as i remember the story, they looked at each other and said, no, you got the wrong people. you never came to any of us. and he said something like, if you don't understand how you should be treated, people not me, but the lesser of people like me, then you should go straight to hell. that's all -- that's all i remember. and so, i keep bringing it back and forth and saying that's our mission. we saw on television what they think about us as a people. republicans have named us and thank god you're our partners. and i feel so proud as i walk out of here. i'd like to say that in three months, this is the first day i t

there are two nominations to the federal reserve bank and heaven onlyws we needpeople there. can't get them through. we've got ambassadors, all sorts of people that can't get through. they'll aus terrible. and, yet, it's going on. it's really time we clear that out. common cause today. to do away with the filibuster. once again, you can't bring a bill up unless you have over 60 votes. that's crazy. sohat's the same problem here. and it's time to go back to the sunshine stuff, cng the rules so the speaker doesn't have that kind of power. you can be the speaker, but that's supposed to be more like the referee, not like the guy who gets his way and no one else does. yeah, no, those type of things are really ready for a revolt. it's time to have the revolt. let's go get these young people channeled in that way and tell them that they still have the power to do it before we all lose it. >> what went into your decision to leave congress when you did? because i'm very disappointed when i see good people leaving like olympia snow is now. >> what went into my mind when i left was newt

look, there are two nominations in the federal reserve bank and heaven only knows we need people there and can't get them through, and ambassadors and all sorts can't get through, and that's all terrible. and yet it's going on. it's really time we clear that out. common cause today, to do away with the filibuster, because you can't bring a bill up until you have over 60 votes, and that's crazy and not democracy at all. it's time to go back to the sunshine stuff and into changing the rules and the speaker doesn't have that kind of power. you can be the speaker, but that's supposed to be more like the referee or not like the guy that gets his way and nobody else does. those types of things are really ready for a revolt. it's time to have the revolt. and let's go get these young people channelled in that way and tell them they still have the power to do it before we all lose it. yeah? >> [ inaudible ]. >> what went into your decision to leave congress when you did. because i am very disappointed when i see good people leaving, like olympia snowe is leaving now? >> what went into my mind w

. >> good heavens. >> good heavens. joey bishop, your buddy. and johnny carson. >> he started in '67. and johnny in 1962. now, what were you doing in 1969? were you still in school? >> 1969? >> yeah. that's when this whole -- >> i was just graduating from college. >> did you have an eye on show business? >> well, it's a silly story. but where better to tell a sill your story than here? i was like you lost and i had some friends that as the grades progressed i realized how important it was to study and make good grades if you wanted to have the same peer group. and i was falling behind. i couldn't do anything. and all of my buddies were math and chemistry and algebra and on and on and on and i was kind of on the soft curriculum. you know, it was shop and that sort of -- nothing wrong with that. i can remember doing so poorly my mom was very upset about it and she said we're going to try to get you into a trade school. and again, that would have been fine. but i was not able to keep up. and then one semester i took a public speaking course. and t

because heaven only knows we need a cleansing. the supreme court's decision, that corporations are people, makes me crazy. the amount of money that you're going to see spent in this state is going to break your heart. because it's going to be just firehosed in here in this campaign. and you can think of all the things you could rather spend that money on. and that would not be what you want to spend it on. it's going to be negative. it's going to be like, who can slime who the biggest? so how do we get this turned around again? i'm not really sure i know. when i was teaching at princeton i was teaching people getting their master's in the school of public service. the woodrow wilson school. so you think, okay, these are kids getting their master's in public service. when you say, who's going to run for office? no one raises their hand. i thought i was in the wrong class. i'd say, what is it you want to be? they had say, maybe george stephanopoulos. or someone like that. you know. and if we're not attracting these bright, young, wo

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if there is a god in heaven it will do neither you nor your cause any good. i will not discuss it further. i will not ask mr. cohn any more witnesses. you, mr. chairman, may if you will, call the next witness. >> mccarthy never recovered. his tactics had been opposed from the outset by a handful of courageous republican senators, and now they pressed their case with renewed vigor. i was working that summer on capitol hill during my college break, and finagled myself into the senate chamber the very day one of them, senator ralph flanders of vermont, introduced a motion to censure joseph mccarthy. when it eventually passed 67 to 22, mccarthy was finished. he soon disappeared from the front pages, and three years later, he was dead. it all came back the other night, as congressman west summoned those foul spirits from the vasty deep. the ghost stepped out of the past. like mccarthy, the more allen west is challenged about his comments, the more he doubles down on them. now he's blaming the "corrupt liberal media" for stirring the pot against him -- a trick for

(aunt) "we have peace with where christopher is noww,we know as christians that he is in heaven but we don't have peace about what happened and we woo't have peace until we answers because he's dead." - according to the medical examiner... brown dieddof asphyxiation. so far no ccarges have been piled.bbt, the nine year administrative eave while the investigation continues.i'm meggn gilliland, fox45 morning lawyers or convicted murderer george huguely are askiig for a change of venue in a wrongful death lawsuittagainst him. the motion argues that huguely can'ttget a fair trial in charlottesville..huguely's lawyers also say the lawsuit doesn't present enouuh evidence to suppprttits allegations.in february... huguely was found guilty of second-degree murder and grand larceny in the may 2010 death of yeardley love. 3 3 the city's inspector general has launched a preliminary investigation into what the omptroller believes ii the illegal purchase of thousands of dollars of hiih- comptroller joan pratt quessioned the purchase at wednesdayys board of estimates meeting. she accused the mayor of

almost heaven: west virginia for $200. what is coal? west virginia, $400. what is a bear? uh, $600. what is pennsylvania? $800, please, in west virginia. what is rural free delivery? and now the last clue... what is charleston? no. stu or kathy? founded in morgantown. all right, you guys are off to a good start. stu not quite so good, but he has $3,600, and he's going first when we come back to start double jeopardy! right after this. is this right? right here, like this? ♪ turn that off! plants can smell our fear then miracle-gro expand'n gro made things a lot easier for us. it expands when you water it. and improves your soil. for big beautiful plants that grow up to three times the flowers and vegetables. guaranteed. we were so bad at this before. particularly you. [ laughs ] everyone grows with miracle-gro. closed captioning sponsored in part by... all right, stu is going first in this round, and here are the categories that he will select from... and finally... ...in honor of father's day, which is coming up. stu. let's start with -esque for $400. um, a pop quiz for $400. who i