sounds like you are secure enough in americanism that you can enjoy this without getting the heebie-jeebies from it. >> you don't have a problem with soccer, you love it. >> becky, you love it? >> i love it. i played 13 seasons. i love it. >> you played 13 subpoenaeasons? >> this is like that commercial where that girl asks grant hill, you play basketball? and he says, yeah, i was a pro and -- >> because you were a pro soccer player? i didn't realize that, joe. >> joe, i don't think you can even the score. >> how much have you played? >> i have never played soccer. >> thank you. this is like me talking to grant hill. >> becky, what position did you play? >> what's that? >> what position did you play? >> right striker and center half. >> so you were a scoring player. >> it's not field hockey. >> did you play in college? >> no, no, i played in high school. and i will admit i played rec because where i graduated we didn't have a girls' team. >> next argument we have on the show is going to penalty kicks. and joe, i'll see if you can stop becky from scoring. >> did you see the columbia goal? yo